thth is is the worst day of my life this is worst than the day my life was destrooeyd by karkat i cant believe this iss happenign to me right now
i mean. i don't think that's true! but liveyourlife
the jakedirk i paddles i watched their oiled up bodies slide across one another so many times i lost track i paid so much money for auction house items and cameo recordings ive been fighting a literal war with @handMaid like physical war like blood and guts and death like real war over which one of the human boys tops and she still refuses to lay down her weapon because she knows that im right that its jake but now what was it all for
:33 < nyoooooooooo!!!!!!!! :33 < nyot the otp
i supp0se that checks 0ut. s0me day m0re ya0i will c0me. just stay str0ng. 0_0
I REFUSE TO LAY DOWN MY WEAPONS. EVEN STILL. BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY THE STOIC. ALPHA. BARA CONTROL FREAK. THAT IS THE SEME. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW. EVEN AT THIS CRITICAL MOMENT. WHERE WE ARE BOTH LAID LOW. BY #DIRKJAKE BREAKUP. YOU CLING TO YOUR DELUSIONS. OF MISTER HAPPY ADVENTURE LAD-KUN. TOPPING THE SHEER GRANITE CLIFF. THAT IS @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414.
rankmaid-sensei i lovve ya but i cannot abide this evven i, the least invvested in human makeout affairs of all, knoww that dirk is the top and for wwhat its wworth im sure theyll be right back to suckin face before ya knoww
wrong!
thats why its so good!
TRUTH NUKE.