HELD OUT LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE WIDESPREAD SOCIAL-MEDIA SLOP VIRUS THAT'S INFECTED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN, AND WILL PROBABLY INFECT MOST OF THE PEOPLE I'LL EVER MEET IN THE FUTURE, INTO DOWNLOADING THIS PIECE OF SHIT APP. UNFORTUNATELY, IF I HAVE TO SCROLL PAST ONE MORE UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF SOME PERVERT'S BARELY CONCEALED BULGE OR AN AI-GENERATED VIDEO OF ANIMALS DOING RACIST HUMAN CARICATURES ON FINSTAGRAM, I WILL PERSONALLY PAY A VISIT TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEIR CORPORATE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE THE LAST ACT OF FUCKING βBRAINDEADβ. SO, I'M HERE. AND I'M FAR FROM FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT IT. BUT, IN THE INTEREST OF TRYING NOT TO BE SUCH A CONFLICT-DRIVEN, TERMINALLY AGITATED CUNT-ASS ALL THE TIME, I'M GOING TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH AND LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK, DON'T BE AFRAID TO INTERACT. - KK
THEN I WILL RESPOND IN KIND BY TEARING THAT OLIVE BRANCH BACK OUT OF THE MISERABLE FRONDS OF WHATEVER SLACK-JAWED FUNNY GUY DECIDED IT WAS THEIR CIVIC DUTY TO SPIT IN MY GANDER GLOBE AND SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF MY HAND WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH IN THE FIRST PLACE AND SHOVING THAT GODDAMN BRANCH SO FAR UP THEIR WASTE CHUTE THAT THEY'LL HAVE BROADLEAF EVERGREENS DISPLACED ALL ACROSS THEIR FUCKING INTESTINAL LINING.
Ha! Oh, That Is A Good One. I Cannot Wait To Watch, Popped Kernels In Prong, As You Are Bombarded With The Absolute Most Infuriating " People " This Site Has To Offer. If The Stress Aneurysm Does Not Take You First, Of Course. #positive
TENTATIVELY APPROVED AS A 'REAL KARKAT' UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
YOU'RE THE FUCKER I WAS ARGUING WITH IN THAT GROUP CHAT THE OTHER DAY, AREN'T YOU? KIND OF INSANE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHITTR BEFOREHAND BUT HEY, HERE WE ARE, FACE TO FACE ONCE AGAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I AGREE WITH A LOT OF YOUR INTRO POST AND I'M COOKING DINNER SO I WON'T GO IN ON YOU THIS TIME FOR LACK OF TIME AND ENERGY. BUT WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS BASTARD. THE WATCHFUL EYE OF KARKAT VANTAS NEVER FUCKING RESTS.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'VE MAYBE GOTTEN FOUR CHITS IN BEFORE MY ACID REFLUX STARTED KICKING MY ASS, AND WHILE I'M NOT ABOUT TO ADMONISH YOU ON MAIN FOR REASONS WE'RE BOTH MORE THAN INTIMATELY AWARE OF, I NEED YOU TO VISUALIZE ME SHAKING MY NUG AT YOU WITH INCREASING DISAPPROVAL WHILE I STAND THERE WITH MY ARMS CROSSED OVER MY CHEST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE. AND ONE OF THESE NIGHTS, I'M GOING TO POP A PAINKILLER AND READ THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE PAGE JUST SO I CAN TAKE YOU APART WITH THE COLD, METHODICAL THOROUGHNESS OF A WRIGGLER SHOWING SIGNS OF EARLY-ONSET PSYCHOSIS AS THEY PULL THE LEGS OFF A SPIDER.
aw y0ud d0 that f0r me? psych0analise me with0ut need f0r y0ur special payment? thats s0 sweet 0f y0u
WHY IS THIS YOUR FIRST SHOT AT ENTERING MY MENTIONS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I LIVE ANYWHERE REMOTELY CLOSE TO A BEACH. UNLESS THIS IS JUST A BOBERT PHYLUM JOKE, IN WHICH CASE, GO HIVE NEPETA. SHOO. GO ON. SCRAM.
wsg kk.
hello there karkat! <3 for what its worth i have been saying your last name slant-rhymes with cuntass for a bit now :P
:33 < meow meow :33 < cant it be both?