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there is no ♯freedom as ♯sweet as knowing that you are ♯terrible & ♯accepting it
♯sometimes ♯suffering is ♯suffering it doesnt make you ♯anything or ♯buildcharacter within you it only ♯hurts ♯sometimes its not a ♯lesson or a ♯test ♯time does not bring ♯relief but still ♯something within you will ♯saveyou from ♯utterruin
question for trolls do you guys regrow teeth like sharks or are you part of the general two sets and done deal
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「Sxmetimes it's better tx live in the mxment, rather than spend 'em trying tx capture them all.」
Are you a Purrbeazttt or Barkkbeazttt kkind of tttroll? Or perhapz zomettthing elze?
yeah llarkin its not selling. pllus im allready outside so. open up haha
^i think you have to fight it and the winner gets to keep living as the real you>
@crypticClinomaniac does NOT have a permit to sell garments at my business!!!! DO NOT MEET THEM HERE!!!!
What is everyone favorite feduspawn? Mine is mimikyu
DO NOT DO THIS. meet me at Guttercade, @abattoirsGutter's business.
don’t worry, it’s not like it will be you
<body> ** trade secret. this might be too powerful of a technique to share. </body>
this is probllematic, as i llive in a very remote and deadlly forest and try not to visit the cities too much or the drones will go after me. do you have a P.O box or perhaps a friends address you coulld use
<body> ** i boiled cheetos in just the right way to make shitty noodles. </body>
you will get 3 i need to get rid of these things
<body> ** if you boil cheetos in just the right way they kind of become shitty noodles. ask me how i know. </body>
i have successfully escaped from my sillken tomb. does anyone want a scarf. i have so many
I hope you end up finding what you look for
!f yøu feel myster!øusly less annøyed tøday, that was me. !'m dø!ng cømmun!ty serv!ce. #th!eføfrage
Does anyone know who left a “WOLRDS OKAYIST AUTIST” mug on my desk? I need someone to right a formal thank you letter to
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
Good to know Jerzim, I shall keep that in mind when i see you once again
Thank you kind stranger! I appreciate your words
✿ ❦n 𖧧h𖥧s n𖥧gh𖧧, 3 speaks 𖧧❦ me ✿
_@¡II have made what the humanss ccall; ssugar ccookiiess! Although, wiith the iingrediientss we have here, theyy turned out a briight green ccolor! ^_^ After II fiiniissh up the next ccouple batcchess of goodss II'll be ssure to take piiccturess!!!¡@_
^^ Ten hours in the tumbler for you. ^^
^^ Creating high-paying jobs by knocking over a bunch of things in one of the many wings of my hive. ^^ ^^ Of course, I'm the only one allowed to do things like that in my hive. /\nyone else does it? Well, there are consequences. ^^
The Seams On This Highblood's Coat Are Far From Invisible But He Appears To Be So Far Up His Own Waste Chute That He Hasn't Noticed. Another Satisfied Customer.
> you know you're cooked when you have keyb1nd2 for certa1n game2 mu2cle memor1ed 1nto your p2yche l1ke when 1 have low health 1n a game 1 have to phy21cally 2top my2elf from pre221ng E <
I wonttt lie‚ tttroll nickk cage iz zuch a badazz‚ likke zeriouzly.
•ᴥ- one at a time. we'll take it easy and get you there slowly. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- anybody up for some juggling? -‿- i find it a soothing hand-to-eye coordination exercise. it also keeps the wrists strong. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
*BiteS ThE PersoN ReadinG ThiS*
> 2t1ll cant bel1eve the f1r2t t1me 1 found a tox1c TVT (troll2 v2 technology) h1ghtour wa2nt even 1n a TVT round 1t wa2 1n a 2fort match <
That's a very nuanced and thought out answer. I haven't had my comic book education yet but I eyeball the comic rack when I go to the card shop...
@cablecastAbasement DC or Marvel? Both is fine but details if so.
_@¡Good eveniing cchiittr! ^_^¡@_
<3-I-always-just-say-"evening"-instead-of-"good-evening"-because-if-it-were-a-good-evening,-I'd-be-fishing.
Like this post and I will ask you a question
my palmhusk just vibrated off my desk and scared the shit out of me while i was downstairs i couldn’t for the life of me find what made that noise
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
Smudgeproof makeup Is like, The bomb. Doesn't smear When i Cry or Anything~
Thank - you >
" Bones were an confusing concept when I was very young. The idea of something under my skin that no one was allowed to see as that meant that something bad had happened. A structure with layers of blood and meat. Wires to control the material that was just out of reach. For that was how all living things functioned when they had these 'bones'. All living things functioned on a system of wires that one's pan controlled. Pulses from the body to the wires to make all things function. The first time that I had ever truly saw them not within the prison of form was at a unexpected event. My friend had taken me along to the forest and amongst the grass and trees. The weeds and wildflowers was a skeleton. The corpse was rotten and scavengers picked away at the meat. A ivory covered up shades of bronze. The sight itself was bewitching to such a young troll with no worldly knoweldge of the world. She explained that, "It is the order of things. The strong pick off the weak and ill and once the strong become the weak. Jaws clench around their necks and snap it." Her tone melancholy and at peace with it. I couldn't help but wonder if she meant it about more than the birdbeast slumbering in eternity. In the blissful form of what to be its rest after pain, but was it not in agony about that? Would my death be agony? She didn't allow us to stay much longer, but she had taken notice of my interest and let me devour more about the system. Customs around what was to be done after death and what could be seen within it. The beauty of a battlefield long pasted when life is allowed to bloom from it. The life that was should be cherished. Those abandoned upon the field had possibilities. Bones were used for weapons and tools by some. Some believed that to show love after the departed was just as important as for caring for what had lived. It hadn't matter if they weren't cared for in death. If they were cared for after with such love that it would make up for how callous the world has always been. All things decay, even the bones that remind of what was there. They break down to give life back to the world. When I die, I wonder if wildflowers and cloves will grown from my bones. Perhaps vine will crawl upon my ribcage and moss over my pan. Much like the sight had seen so long ago. Will I give life back in this way?" All done.. this was actually really fun @humorouseGravedigger #writing #bones #gore
<body> ** try making a minecraft mod. </body>
<body> ** there's more technical skill in my left horn than in some of the worthless chuds claiming to be security experts online. i just siphoned thirty six thousand imperial beetle coffers out of the military budget. fuck with me. </body>
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You Are So Welcome. Some Other Must Sees From The Scooby Gang Are Ghoul School (1988), And Witch's Ghost (1999)
Oh Its Fantastic! Ran For 2 Seasons, There's Some Pretty Iconic Episodes. One Of Them Actually Features Troll Simple Plan! It's Pretty Easy To Find Online If You Want To Watch It. Both Frank Welker And Casey Kasem Reprise Their Original Voice Roles, Which Is Pretty Awesome Too
Oh Yeah For Sure. So There's The Classic Era, We're Talking Troll 1969, Malt Shops, The Works. That Goes On For A Bit, They Make A Few Specials, 3 Seasons Of The Classic And Then Right Into Scooby Doo Where Are You. Then There's The Lat Troll 70s. The Movies Were Great But A Pup Named Scooby Doo Was Weird. This Is Also Where Theres No Velma For Some Fucking Reason. There Are A Few Direct To Tv Movies In The Early Troll 80s But The Real Good Stuff Starts In Troll 98, With Zombie Island, Which Is Just An Amazing Film. There Are A Few More Great Movies In That Era, And Then We Get Whats New Scooby Doo In 05 Which Has Troll Simple Plan Doing The Theme. Oh And The Live Action Movies, Of Course. Those Are So Camp. the More Modern Stuff I Know Less About Admittedly.
Absolutely I Am So Glad You Asked. Any Specific Era?
Listen I Know I Seem Super Regular And Normal But Thats Only Because Nobody On This Platform Has Asked Me Any qUestions About Scooby Doo
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
Depends.
> Does anybody have spare body parts i can borrow please <
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Free healthcare will be provided to individuals injured, maimed, or accosted at #EridanWeek.
¢-/==> 9h my g9g h9ly zhit HE IZ IN HERE?!!??!!!
@b$o7ute7y Fucking Dev@$t@ted. My Chee$e Puff$ Don't H@ve The Right Texture Or F7@vor.
this one time i heard a gunshot ring out and when the guy dropped there was a grub with a pistol sitting on the ground #gore
nevermind, this set just turned int0 a sens0ry daymare. @gutsyGumsh0e is there s0mewhere a tr0ll c0uld g0 t0 take a breather 0r is #eridanweek just g0ing t0 be like this the entire time.
am i not hot enoчgh for a wife? ;`(