♦ pitied by @cachinatiousConvocation

i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
WHAT is with the number of CLOWNS on this site?
ahem hem hem hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenk! #henk RGHGHHGHHGHHHH I CANT dO ANYTHINGH RUIGHT
oh man i never LEARNEd how to hink ProPerly ):F see i cant even tyPe it ProPerly
this is the first time in a very long while ive truly felt my BLOOd Pusher racing for the will of the messiahs heeheehee take my HANd
true believers will seek out the oPPortunity to BONd with the messiahs rather than reject connection
ahem, i have dECIdEd to exPlore a new avenue of the messiahs miracles through @gutsyGumshoe and see where the messiahs take me UNdER the MAId of life anyone else seeking further connection to the messiahs i imPlore you to follow me in this exPloration thank you

What is beautiful princess disorder and why am I facing accusations of dysfunction.
As the Prea+cher's des+cendant it is my duty to be an example for other highbloods and salvation to the lowbloods. My exhaustion is a weakness I must over+come urgently, as my time here has only begun. No highlighted line for today, instead I'm sharing my own personal experien+ce. A good balan+ce of s+cript and soul is the move I'll do for this pla+ce.
[searching…..] [audio log successfully retrieved] joey: hello again chittr. the universe has decided i shall live another day. it is now my officially second and a half day (night?) here on alternia. thank you to everyone that helped me out yesterday!! a whole lot has happened since then and [muffled shuffling] i met a boy. named xefros. he’s been my tour guide here. more or less. apparently none of us are thrilled about being stuck on different planets- actually! he’s next to me now! say hi to the internet xef [awkward pause] xefros: do i…have to? joey: …… joey: i mean. no. it- it was a joke buddy. xefros: okay x:( [long pause] joey: anyhow, about the events of yesterday. i uh. ended up crawling through a vent. i landed in the kitchen and the l- the— darn it. what was it called again?? xefros: lusus? that! the lusus! followed me and [mumbling] um. point is it’s a long story. but i sorta helped it because it was hurt and i realized it wasn’t out to eat me. … i know. stupid of me. i did the thing dirk and damara told me literally not to do but (laughing) i’ve never been good at following directions! but. the point is. i’m not dead. i’m on a train right now actually! mostly for uh, reasons xefros said i can’t disclose actually. pretend you hadn’t hear that. and..okay. there’s people staring at me. i guess i should end this here. anyhow, definitely expect some updates soon. this won’t be the last time you’ll hear from me! bye for now alternia! [end of audio log]
oh don't worry, i know that was not an offΣr. im okay still =:)
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PrΣtty unfair that my blood color is nonΣxistΣnt on this placΣ =:/
man like like I like bit one anD they like are like salt man like sweat man like gross
aNy good RecommeNdatioNs oN how to BГow off steam
Interesting. How often do your words find their place in meaning?
im glad you enjoyed that and im always open to friends. i need time away from the cult anyways
well im assuming meri sent you here but i guess i can bullshit something real quick. not gonna be my best as i am delirious from lack of sleep, and i dont think our styles are the same but hey, why not? youre here with me yet i feel so cold you tell me how you felt just a year ago the pounding in my head is getting stronger while all i can do is sit and ponder on how my life has gone to a total disaster so i drink it, i drink it faster numb my brain numb my pain numb the loss of you
yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head
that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
not to knock your suggestion, but i think i’ve got a few things i’d rather throw on right now than a lecture on spiritual arithmetic. i could always slide you a spotify playlist with debatably better stuff, though. :B
well, you've got very small words for a... sizeable woman, i think?
manifesting that your clown shoes stay improbably un-floppy and your nose forgets it was ever meant to honk. >:B
if i'm going to get trolls in my mentions agreeing with this, i feel like i should be concerned!
using my first post on this place to just let it be known that i just got called "potential man," and i'm still not sure how i should be taking that. but uh. yeah. hi. :B
yeah but i havwe a looot of pomade, and not using it at this point in time, and i told someone i'd use it to make a molotovw cocktail. im a fish of my wvord.
yeah man okay alright ill like use my pan more i think
yeah man i will DuDe but like i Dont unDerstanD some worDs

















