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i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)

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WHAT is with the number of CLOWNS on this site?

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ahem hem hem hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenk! #henk RGHGHHGHHGHHHH I CANT dO ANYTHINGH RUIGHT

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oh man i never LEARNEd how to hink ProPerly ):F see i cant even tyPe it ProPerly

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this is the first time in a very long while ive truly felt my BLOOd Pusher racing for the will of the messiahs heeheehee take my HANd

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true believers will seek out the oPPortunity to BONd with the messiahs rather than reject connection

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ahem, i have dECIdEd to exPlore a new avenue of the messiahs miracles through @gutsyGumshoe and see where the messiahs take me UNdER the MAId of life anyone else seeking further connection to the messiahs i imPlore you to follow me in this exPloration thank you

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.↗️

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@crideaJeevik[CJ]

Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

What is beautiful princess disorder and why am I facing accusations of dysfunction.

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As the Prea+cher's des+cendant it is my duty to be an example for other highbloods and salvation to the lowbloods. My exhaustion is a weakness I must over+come urgently, as my time here has only begun. No highlighted line for today, instead I'm sharing my own personal experien+ce. A good balan+ce of s+cript and soul is the move I'll do for this pla+ce.

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@karnalDetente[KD]

NOO I JUST APPEALED MY BAN!!!!!

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[searching…..] [audio log successfully retrieved] joey: hello again chittr. the universe has decided i shall live another day. it is now my officially second and a half day (night?) here on alternia. thank you to everyone that helped me out yesterday!! a whole lot has happened since then and [muffled shuffling] i met a boy. named xefros. he’s been my tour guide here. more or less. apparently none of us are thrilled about being stuck on different planets- actually! he’s next to me now! say hi to the internet xef [awkward pause] xefros: do i…have to? joey: …… joey: i mean. no. it- it was a joke buddy. xefros: okay x:( [long pause] joey: anyhow, about the events of yesterday. i uh. ended up crawling through a vent. i landed in the kitchen and the l- the— darn it. what was it called again?? xefros: lusus? that! the lusus! followed me and [mumbling] um. point is it’s a long story. but i sorta helped it because it was hurt and i realized it wasn’t out to eat me. … i know. stupid of me. i did the thing dirk and damara told me literally not to do but (laughing) i’ve never been good at following directions! but. the point is. i’m not dead. i’m on a train right now actually! mostly for uh, reasons xefros said i can’t disclose actually. pretend you hadn’t hear that. and..okay. there’s people staring at me. i guess i should end this here. anyhow, definitely expect some updates soon. this won’t be the last time you’ll hear from me! bye for now alternia! [end of audio log]

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oh don't worry, i know that was not an offΣr. im okay still =:)

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@karnalDetente[KD]

oh

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bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png

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@karnalDetente[KD]

glub :)

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;op https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8301.gif

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girl, you're telling me

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im okay, thx =:)

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PrΣtty unfair that my blood color is nonΣxistΣnt on this placΣ =:/

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man like like I like bit one anD they like are like salt man like sweat man like gross

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sweat man

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→i swear it's all legal.₂

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aNy good RecommeNdatioNs oN how to BГow off steam

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Interesting. How often do your words find their place in meaning?

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im glad you enjoyed that and im always open to friends. i need time away from the cult anyways

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well im assuming meri sent you here but i guess i can bullshit something real quick. not gonna be my best as i am delirious from lack of sleep, and i dont think our styles are the same but hey, why not? youre here with me yet i feel so cold you tell me how you felt just a year ago the pounding in my head is getting stronger while all i can do is sit and ponder on how my life has gone to a total disaster so i drink it, i drink it faster numb my brain numb my pain numb the loss of you

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png

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yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head

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that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|

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anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things

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not to knock your suggestion, but i think i’ve got a few things i’d rather throw on right now than a lecture on spiritual arithmetic. i could always slide you a spotify playlist with debatably better stuff, though. :B

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well, you've got very small words for a... sizeable woman, i think?

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manifesting that your clown shoes stay improbably un-floppy and your nose forgets it was ever meant to honk. >:B

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if i'm going to get trolls in my mentions agreeing with this, i feel like i should be concerned!

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using my first post on this place to just let it be known that i just got called "potential man," and i'm still not sure how i should be taking that. but uh. yeah. hi. :B

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like she knows how to pick locks

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girl. I do not givwe a shit.

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yeah but i havwe a looot of pomade, and not using it at this point in time, and i told someone i'd use it to make a molotovw cocktail. im a fish of my wvord.

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yeah man okay alright ill like use my pan more i think

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yeah man i will DuDe but like i Dont unDerstanD some worDs

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