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men with long nails and claws
I should make the introduction when not that many people are prowling lolol. I don’t do any nsfw rps (mostly just close friends), there will probably be nsfw art and nsfw comments and chits. Feel free to flirt if you wish but his pretty selective. ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) Karkat Vantas. Formula One Driver, formerly an extremely talented Personal Trainer. It was a side job that he ended up quitting to focus on racing. His driving style can be described as : aggressive, defensive and fuelled entirely by spite. Not entirely sure about this whole chittr thing, he joined with a strong sense of reluctance given who some of the others that use this site are. Refsheet in the comments so I can hide the link properly lmfaooo.
time to hit the hay everyone say bye dave
go fuck yourself man
jesus
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aight locking in for like the next 12 or more hours see yall on the flip side if you see me in the club buy me a drink or a shot
so thoughtful of you man so thoughtful
whos the lucky partner
:33 < another day another bug fur you 🐛 [ a bug has appeared on your shoulder similar to mjölnir, it cannot be removed. you are not worthy ]
cardio and flexibility are my main focus im no bodybuilder but i do a rotation of upper and lower arms chest abs then back ass and legs just keeping my shit balanced yknow
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Anyway have a fucking strawberry. I throw it at you with perfect aim. 🍓
real shit c a carmine
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yes fight him
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ slow burn where they fuck but it takes them forever to realize they want to be a couple ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I am fond of when someone who is used to being on their own in everything has to accept help from someone else, and has a moment to be vulnerable.
Ah, to burn in its radiance.... what a treat!
:C
I feel zis answer is so trite, but I do so love an unreliable narrator! This is less a trope than it is a simple device, but it makes me so happy to see them!
I forgot earlier but wow you are such a good boy, the best boy even and good boys deserve to get spoiled. How about you come over, I buy you food and then I can pat your head to help you sleep while we watch a movie?