The Duellist
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Dog of the Rebellion circa 500+ sweeps past. Dead nearly as long. I live to serve- but not you. <3 <> <3< c3< @trillingthrene they/them, But I do not turn my nose up at she.
Caelum can't even cook, he once nearly burnt our apartment down trying to microwave ramen because he forgot to put the water in??
They have invented microwaveablle ramen? Technollogy is incrediblle...
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7ou are the third spam hater here, it is not 7our bit
Now that I have predicted and answered all important questions one coulld possiblly have for me (allong with some auxilliary questions posed by Readers Llike You) you now know all that is important to know about The Duellist. There is nothing ellse, I think.
oh yeah 1 forgot to ask my other quest1on earl1er. what was your greatest fear wh1le l1v1ng and your greatest fear now wh1le dead, was just wonder1ng
Who is this pissant hating all of mine chitts. The internet has taught me this behavior is "cringe"
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Can not bellieve I had forgotten one of the most obvious questions of all time for my earllier post upon the topic of predicted queries for mysellf: "Best pre-gunpowder age battlle formation for inexperienced regiments?" Phallanx.
~Whys it called that~
In the originall llanguage it is drawn from, it meant "lline of battlle"
~S~O n~Othing t~O d~O with phallus?~
I... do not think so. I do not know. That subject is outside my expertise.
Despite ignoring the core conceit of the originall post, I am plleased that all query givers were respectfull. Except one who knows who they are.
~Shame O~n her, really~
Why even ask your initiall question. The answer is on constant displlay.
~Maybe yO~u're an ally. ~Or bi O~r pan. ~Or a himejO~shi. O~r maybe yO~u d~On't use that particular turn ~Of phrase tO~ describe yO~urself. There are l~Ots O~f reas~Ons. Mine? I asked because I thO~ught it'd be funny and it was~
~Thanks that means a lO~t tO~ me I really needed that t~Oday~
You are wellcome. I hope an anvill falls atop your thinkpan.
~Y~Ou mean it?~
More than I have meant anything I have said to you in particullar.
DUDE WHY DO I INSIST ON DIGGING DEEPER AND DEEPER GRAVES FOR MYSELF.
In my experience you onlly really need the one
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/8PsGdVfb/Untitled344-20260529031430.png Is this what I am to you all? This man? Is this how you see me? ⧂
Basically yes
duell1st d1d you watch the lorax
Wait I was not supposed to answer any of those. Everyone pllease un-ask your queries.
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No.
I woulld not dream of giving you an order, on threefolld accounts. 1. The respect I holld for you is too great, 2. I woulld not do so to a friend not under my command, and 3. I bellieve you are simplly a bit too willfull for such a presumptuous action anyhow.
I shall simplly anticipate questions and answer them. "Favorite type of weapon that is not a sword" Spear. "Favorite form of non-blloodsport" Fencing. "Lleast favorite sword stylle to wielld" Katana. "Favorite weak point to target" Neck. This is lliterally easy. Why bother gathering questions when one may simplly pose them on their own.
I'm sorry to hear that. Know you can always reach out to me, hm? And I am doing very well. Thank you.
c< gOOd 2 Hear yOu care 4 yOur blades well, it MaKes Me prOud, HONestly! >c
i think that's just because you don't understand how to use one, and probably don't have the patience nor skill to
I have been a smith for a very, very llong time. It is my art, and I have a rigorous maintenance routine for the hundreds of weapons I own that I perform weeklly. I respect one who takes care of their instruments.
~Hmm ~Okay I've g~Ot a swO~rd here and twO~ grenades- wait... wait, O~h my gO~d... n~O... nO~..!~
I have been cutting down amateurs through blladecraft since before your ancestors ancestors were hatched wrigglling and pathetic in the caves. Katana simplly are not effective against armored opponents when compared to other bllades. They were constructed for an era and time when quallity steell was a rarity, and quallity bllades and armor even more so. In a mullticullturall battlle setting, they simplly faill to measure up.
I am sure this is in some facet llewd or illicit but I am unablle to determine how.
you do know your stuff i guess, what do you think a "better" katana would look like? of course keeping the whole clean cut aspect because if it doesn't have that then it isn't really a katana is it?
Ulltimatelly I do not think there is much bettering of the weapon. I bellieve it is best as... something of a sport weapon, rather than one meant for true equall combat. Of course, with sufficient excess in strength and skill, one coulld still use one effectivelly, if they ecllipse their opponent by a significant margin. It is simplly that, at that point, they woulld be even more deadlly with a different weapon. Thus, Katana to me are more of a... ceremoniall and artistic instrument. I respect those who hone the art and movements of it, but I woulld never arm a regiment of solldiers with them.