♦ pitied by @callouslyCynical
ive soloed the final boss i couldnt stay still i needed to do something i needed to make something suffer i needed it i needed it I NEEDED IT it NEEDED TO hurt and i killed him single handedly by by i moved half of him to the future and half to the past and the quantum superposition just splurt my friends are scared of me. im midair and im looking down at them and they are so scared and im scared but it doesnt even matter anymore the blood around me is smooth and shines the glimmer of the stars against my body, my clothes soaked to the brim, the corpse a gushing fountain of raining, weeping viscera
note: they are human just- they make mistakes but theyre human you cant ignore their humanity, theyre INNOCENT. they DIDNT KNOW REMEMBER THIS THEY DIDNT KNOW THEY DIDNT KNOW!!!!
==> @timeloopTim has gone offline. [Device destroyed.]
i understand you are shocked to see me. hell, probably a little flustered. all you need to do is take a deep breath, pull yourself together like the superior, upper echelon lady you are and focus on me. lay upon me your divwine affections and rewvwards wvwill flowvw like thine rivwer amidst thine thighs. wvwhich is to say, vwerily.
ᐖ ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMEFING AᑈTUALLY FUNNY? ᐛ
quadrants are fake, an7wa7s. do what feels right, is what i sa7
It smells like antiseptic and 8lood and she keeps looking at me like I'M the one who should 8e pitied.
sensei... ill carry that with me, sensei. forever and ever. even if i wake up from this dream. youll be with me too.
.........im going to save that. thank you so much sensei. you are so wise, and have really taught me something important.
Every once in a while timeline will be full of people talking about how much they don't approve of quad-smearing, as if its any business of theirs what consenting trolls that never met them and will never care about what they think do in their relationships. Lol. Lmao even.
Oh no myne heart hath gone on their Watery Pylgrymage to the Ablution Dimension. Pray for me, for I shall not see them untyl the turn of a New Era.
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If we look away, it’s not our problem.
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#ThatsWhatImSaying mostly.
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Waiting in silence Mens greed has no bounds these days Go in the hole. #haiku #holeposting
i know, right? brings a tear to m7 e7e
I am so very proud to see the Duellist living their best yuri life.
I can't jester around in a suit and tie, Duellist.... MY BRAND.
I keep meeting other versions of myself. It is a positive experience only about thirty percent of the time. The other seventy percent are in the midst of a classic Rose Lalonde breakdown or engaged in wanting to make out with their own blood. The former I can forgive, we've all been there. The latter can keep all that away from me please. Do what you want in your own time, just do not bring it to my door. #incest to be safe, but PLEASE do not just read that tag and make assumptions. PLEASE read the rest. This is life or death levels of importance here.
i hurt someone close to me and i dont even remember why or how. they dont even know. our void player just greeted me like she usually does. the loop truly redoes everything. im... taking an off day, today.
Yawn. ^ Hint that I am tired.
A Cowards Talk. But | Should've Expected As Much From An Obsolete Foss|l. Come Back When You Actually Deserve To Have That T|tle.
A Foolhardy Boast For Someone That Already Lost At L|fe. Hopefully You Had Enough Pract|ce To Make Th|ngs |nterest|ng For Me |n The Loser's Lobby You Call The Afterl|fe.
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
It - not that specifically - happens to the best of us, Duellist. Don't let it ruin your night.
yyyyyeeeeeouch
ᐖ ZOMG AWWWWWW U SO SWEETIES I GLAᐖ U MY FRAINᐖ ᐛ
dude this is like. art man. real shit. kudos.
ᐖ I HAPPEY FOR U X3 ᐛ
It hath been the age of a Dog synce I hath felt so Lyght.
I'm happy for you, Duellist. I hope the rest of your evening is amazing
she promised me shed let me out of the #contraption after vwe finished our #collab but nowv she and the other timeclones are talking about getting boba tea i dont think im getting outta this one fellas #cagttl #nsfvw #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore #body-horror #torture
that's what i'm sa7ing! 7ou look ba(k and wonder wh7 7ou ever thought it was an obsta(le!
7es! 7es!!! 7es!!!!! i knew 7ou (ould do it! i knew 7ou (ould make 7our dream a realit7! i'm so fu(king proud of 7ou!
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shīīt thīs īs ā hēllā wāy t ø ānnøūncē ū jūst bāngēd ā chīck cøngrātss
Yoooooo
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REALLY? CANNOT THOU ENJOY ONE MEASLY KYSS WYTHOUT A SYNGLE POST????
@dailyQuests Another
thank you... sensei. youll always be my teacher. i will always learn anew from you.
- Ahaha, yes, I'mm fine with waiting. Because if I'mm dead and still conscious, that probably mmeans I can wait forever if need be! 🤣 - Actually umm mmaybe I shouldn't think about that right now
I don't dignify that oddball's existence. Which is to say I do not reside within his reality and find the whole concept of his existence preposterous. When we nail down his DUBIOUS lore, do let me know. I live on Earth-C, where it has never been "mandatory" and carries only vestigial cultural relevance. Also, I'm a human being. I just. :| ... It doesn't matter.
been a while sin(e i said this out loud on main, so i'm gonna remind 7ou all - do it. shoot 7our shot. take the risk. rea(h out. send the invitation. talk to them. wear 7our heart on 7our sleeve. ignore the self hatred, the embarrassment, the fear, ever7thing else. listen to the (r7ing animal in 7our heart and give. it. what. it. needs.
i hope 7ou (an hear me (heering 7ou on from all the wa7 in the bubbles
I'm sure you look more than acceptable. Good luck on whatever it is that has you all dressed up.
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAYYYYYY!!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-19%20195750.PNG
.....Tch.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Youlook really good here, Megane-san!!! @0,@
I. Hm. I think that I do, Duellist.
m)(m)(m)(m... were it only t)(at simple.
nO ONE EVER GETS MY JOKES,,,
Thank you. I hoped it would.
the e7es! the (loseness! feeling the weight of them in 7our arms! dipping them, leaning oh so (lose! stealing a kiss, so smooth and in time with the musi( it takes them a se(ond to realize! it’s good shit
7ou know what? it was a good one. a good da7 that promises to spread out to more and more. heh thanks
that really hurts man
WHY WAS I PINGING PEOPLE, IN PUBLIC, SAYING…THAT?! AAARRGGHHHH
xx_uwugh..........._chchow_misses_it,_xx
dreamed of the masquerade. edged in gold. mmm. a good dream.
Maybe I failed and ended up getting drunk again after soberign up. Sorry. Oh my god everyone must be tired of this on their dash. #substance
LMAO
it (ould be 7ours
I DO NOT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WANTS AND LUSTS!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE WAY YOU’RE SPEAKING OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is he so pathetic. THIS IS DISTRACTING ME. Woof. The hunt resumes.
ᐖ ARE YOU AN MS BOHO YURI? ᐛ
- No... it's not you...
- The Duellist called mme "a twink" - Amm I supposed to agree with this??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ᐖ THANX ᐖUELLIS UR A GOOᐖ FRANᐖ TOO X3 ᐛ
ᐖ HAI ᐖUELLIST I GONNA RESPONᐖ UR RHETORIᑈAL KWETᑈHIN ABOUT WHAT PHRASE TO USE SO BASIᑈALLY I FINK NAWT ONLY ᐖO U THINK AN FEEL AN ᑈONNEᑈT WIF PEEPLE STILL, BUT U STILL GROWING AN ᑈHANGING TOO, AN U GOTTA HAV A SORTA LIFE 2 ᐖO ᐖAT. LIEK U ᐖIEᐖEᐖ BUT ᐖIEᐖING NAWT ALL U ARE, ᑈAUSE U STILL HERE. ᐖEY ᑈALL IT LIFE AFTER ᐖEAF SUMTIMES AN I FINK ᐖATS WUT U AM. ᐖIS UR LIFE AFTER ᐖEATH. U NAWT ALIVE BUT U STILL LIVING LAWL ᐛ
What I'm saying. All this shameless open solicitation, yearning, and outright holeposting and yet so few of these people can claim to have a single bitch at their disposal. Let alone an amount proportionate to all their mating yowls.
｢(;´-｀) gyah. とてもつまらない...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: とてもつまらない means... megane-san is falling asleep, thinking about gaijin stuff...]
｢g-gyah!?!? nandemo!? megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian! Σ(ﾟДﾟ〃) gyoohh no...｣ ｢*megane-san adjusts his glasses*｣ ｢gomennesai, duel-chan~＼(^_^)／ anatta wa has such a beautiful cullture!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nandemo means "what the heck!?". anatta wa means "you are" ( ≧∀≦)ノ]
xx_ahhh_chchow_should_prob_go,,_iz_late_xx
Correct you are, I am just not wanting to appear as a blubbering pathetic idiot after my last night self spilled so much.
I Think We Should Bring Back Public Shaming, Actually.............
I would like to know it one day. For now, Duellist is regal and sophisticated enough for me to enjoy it.
i fear i have beconne trapped in this step, yet i knouu not uuhat it is i regret! nnaddening.
ᐖ IS OKAYE I EAT GOOᐖ ᐖIS JUS MY SNAᑈKKKKKKK ᑈHOMP ᑈHMP ᑈHOMP X3 ᐛ
i adnnit that i uuas perhaps unuuittingly placing her into a box of sorts. one that she escaped fronn, clearly, or else i uuould not be runninating on the events that lead to her departure. it never really crossed nny pan that she did not feel the sanne snnear of ennotions as i did, that she did not feel the allure of our partnership as sonnething that transcended the typical bonds of ronnance. but to disappear as she did, so connpletely, likely turning the cogs of tinne to avoid our paths crossing once nnore... there is such agony to this. uue uuere once a uuhole being, a teann that trusted in the other to speak their nnind. i have never respected another troll uuith such sincerity, never sought to nnake nnyself equal to one such as she. i ann unsure if i uuill ever be able to do so again. i begin to feel that i uuill carry this uuound for all eternity, for there is no properly heroic end to be found for nne.
That would be lovely. It would be nice to see you in some form anyway, even if it's through video. Good luck, Duellist. Learning something you've forgotten is a struggle.
3:B Oh sweet, a descendant for me to kill!
My headache has a headache.
gosh! i don't think i get what that means.
Let me check smth real quick. Yep, still asexual.
Go, my psionic warriors.
i feel a little bad for barking at that bunny troll! they were just offering to help i think. the prey drive is very hard to steer through sometimes... :/
but rose, its so much fun to dig!!!!
find my holes
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60cf30ce75ce.gif #megidomay
sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???
good shit
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
"Don't touch that dial" I say to my cat as she walks by my television as I'm watching a show. She can't touch a dial, she has no thumbs. I have a flatscreen. I chuckle to myself about the joke.
Blasphemy on my tongue Blasphemy in my thoughts Blasphemy like the river of blood Aren't you ever so divine? Looking down upon us all like nothing Meaningless gears in a machine Nothing but maddening madness As I grasp at straws for understanding Nothing but a blight is what I want to be Nothing but a blight is what I need to be Oh if I was a blight I would be the worst that I could be If I drive myself insane- I'll drag you down with me As I won't stop until I see agony upon you. As blasphemy on my tongue Blasphemy in my thoughts Blasphemy like the river of blood Discontent grows like a plague Truly a mother's son I am I am my mother's son Blight and strain I want to be I am my mother's son Aren't you ever so divine? Looking down upon us all like nothing Nothing but venom in the end Maddening madness enough to drive the whole world insane! But haven't you already done that? As you are nothing but a blight Venom until the end Nothing but teeth and claws Nothing but a blight is what I want to be Nothing but a blight is what I need to be As blasphemy on my tongue Blasphemy in my thoughts Blasphemy like the river of blood... #writing #gore #poetry
A Serket in my ear. It's just like I am sixteen years old listening to the frivolous egospeeches and reaching out to her for advice on what to do about my relationship all over again. I admit, I missed it.
xx_FOR_REALZ!!!!!!_chchow's_outfit_meangbt_she_had_to_have_it_SQUISHED_TO_HER_HEAD!!!!!!!_AND_SHE_HAS_A_LAWT_OF_HAIR!!!!_xx
And I raise mine in turn.
I feel for you then, Duellist. We can share in the pain.
I almost appreciate it. It helps me feel a little better about the pains in my own heart, not to be too open in a comment reply.
i like cookies with milk! but no chocolate because that makes me queasy :( #caninefoodrestrictions
ᐖ ᐖATS AWESUM 2!!!!!1!! ᐛ
A Passage of Words Sharyng the Ryches of mynds Across Space hearts Join
so. time. lemme tell you about time. i died once. meenah brought a big ol bomb that killed us all during the scratch, perfectly timed so wved all continue to exist through it, ewven if just as ghosts. that vwouldntwve evwen wvorked if not for lil peixes getting a vwhole helluwva lot more bubbles. we all spent countless, and i mean countless swveeps as ghosts, repeating the same teen drama, ovwer and ovwer and owver, for all of eternity. the time ivwe spent as a greaser alone exceeds the life of the alternian empire by magnitudes. you dont growv as a ghost, you dont change, you aint relevwant, youre half-true, and you aint essential. youre stagnant, no, ewven that implies some sort of growvth, some potential. youre the rock formations left behind by glaciers eons ago. water touched you one, forewver shaped you, and nowv this is vwhat you are. i knovw wvhat its like to experience malaise for an untold infinity. or, i thought i did. roxy lalonde. @tipsygnostalgic#2248. she taught me othervwise. i vwent into the wvoid, as of vwriting this, nine hours ago from the perspectivwe of the chittr timeline. from my perspectiwve. it wvas long enough to havwe wvitnessed the heat death of paradox space and its rebirth, ovwer and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver. its like one of those vwind-up music boxes. all the players emerge, do a little dance, and wvhen its all ovwer they go to sleep. someone slots in the key, wvinds it all up, and the stage is set anevw. i knovw this nowv. you all think you wvant justice. action. blood. you dont understand. you dont understand. there wvas nothing in there. i dont mean that there wvasnt anything there. i mean there vwas nothing there. after the first thousand swveeps i started talking to the nothing instead of just myself. after the first million it began speaking back. after the first trillion i began to understand it. after the first quintillion it began to understand me. already this knovwledge is leaking from my pan. it oozes out. i cant contain it. if i vwere stronger, if i vwere some sort of ultimate self, then perhaps. but thats not me. im cronus ampora. i play my role. i dance. i dont blame her for vwhat shes done to me. sometimes no one gets a happy ending. part 5 coming soon to a chittr near you.
can't sleep but ! got such a busy schedule TOMORROW :} https://!.gyazo.com/cb64f273befca77043e9e6ec5be6eb8f.jpg
As much as I can always appreciate some classic dancing around a term to avoid misplaced certainty, I would like to say we are friends, yes. I hope so anyway. I have been trying my best to get there.
And it is good to be yours, Duellist.
what a rea(tion! didn't expe(t that from that person spe(ifi(all7, ehehe
i love the (ute, sh7 ones. the ones who look up at 7ou sidewa7s, see that 7ou noti(e, and qui(kl7 look down again. 7ou sneak a kiss to their (heek and the7 blush oh so prettil7. the7 stammer and falter when 7ou get them alone, just the two of 7ou. 7ou know what's going to happen, the7 know what's going to happen, the anti(ipation in the air is ele(tri(. i love to see them rea(h out, just a little, hesitant about getting what the7 want even when it's served up to them on a silver platter. i (an't help but drown them in affe(tion for ever7 bit of progress shedding off that self-imposed embarrassment until the7 forget the taste of shame entirel7, pulling self-hatred off of them like i pull their (lothes off. i feel proud of them being themselves and knowing i had some part in that. #nsfw
It is natural, to believe in something so much you would die for it. To believe in something so much you would *live* for it — sometimes, that is the hardest part.
the answer to either questions is “no, 7ou’re a lot less ni(he than either of those, so it’s reasonable for people to be attra(ted to 7ou”
Some random spell just flew by my house.
...That is very high praise. Thank you.
Can't all of us be so niCe 'n' jaded, m'afraid.
Guh.
I do hope I don't end up known only for these silly sketches. Being a one-trick pony is good until the pony gets too tired to do its trick.
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Oh, nothing. Just thinking about something funny.
Everyday is a day of yuri when the one you loved is the sun that brings about the day.
"th1s makes me m1ss the water, not gonna l1e"
So you don't think I should delete my chittr and explode
i don’t like dwelling on this, reall7. it’s not fun and it’s not me. but that’s just it. it’s not me. i will not let it be me an7more. this is the first and last time i’ll talk about it be(ause i’m tearing it the fu(k out of m7 me and throwing it into the void
Looked like a fool in front of Duellist, I will never recover. Deleting my account at 3pm
Sigh. Landslide. As in landslide victory I was I failed, Duellist. I failed.
ᐖ YAYONᐖE.......... ᐛ
aw MMan cMMon don’t rub it in
ᐖ IT SEEM LIEK U MOSLY ᐖIE ᐛ
How am I supposed to care or dedicate resources to a #bulgetournament when I am still mourning my dear Zebruh? #nsfw
The FIRES of your FURNACE
⚓︎ LOL 〰〰hate〰er pissblood
==> coronateCruelty is now offline.
...I shall spare you my Wrath. THYS tyme. Hehe.
Do not make one that can Transfer thys pain, I do not Care how compellyng you Fynd It.
I have notified my next of kin that I may not survive the day. Technically that would be Dave, but he would just tell me I am being dramatic despite being a constant victim of the deadly "Man Flu", so I notified my cat instead. If this tummyache takes me from my mortal coil he gets all of my possessions, all of my money, and my god tier pajamas, which I will be sure to tailor to fit his tiny little body before I go.
My moonbase is unchanged. I have cleaned it since coming back. Selling a series of items to fund a project. If you personally sent any of this, you may have it back. I do not want it. Otherwise, I will be converting these into caegar. Knitted Scarves, a chipped ceramic mug with a poorly doodled bulge and the words '#1PANLISTENER' underneath, bootleg fiduspawn plushes, dozens of boardgames, bottles of perfume, cologne, dried flowers in resin, hand-carved puzzlebox that seems to be untouched. Also, disposing of my collection. #nsfw
?who SAId you have to be SHEPHERdEd? Plenty of baabeasts scatter to the WOOdS thats their own dECISION
this here is me rn
"1 am a perpetually heal1ng and dy1ng and rott1ng corpse stuck to a wall for the last few hundred sweeps! does th1s mean anyth1ng"
Thank you, dude.
xx_hai_xx
1 gotta stop reply1ng on her posts l1ke that would save me a lot of pan damage
there’s an aura rad1at1ng from here that 1 th1nk you’re gonna get an answer anyway
there’s always joy to f1nd. now, back then, and aga1n just be ‘l1l pat1ent
w)(at does not die now, dies later. t)(e seeds of )(eartbreak are already woven in t)(is gaggle of fools. and as i said- i may still yet see my desired corpse.
I don't need anyone to fight for my honor! @theCodakkeffect#5492 honors me and will continue to honor me so long as he draws breath because he was strong enough to declare me his. Even as you are all mean to him, he's defending our love. :(
it was, or feels like, a long time ago. its complicated.
aint it cray? paradox space smiles upon me.
ᐖ HGOLY SHIᐖT I NEEᐖ TO ᑈHANGE MY NAME PRONTO ᐛ
xx_chow_sleep_xx
i said it from t)(e beginnin t)(at id get my body one way or anot)(er. love it w)(en a plan comes toget)(er. even if in t)(e stupidest way possible.
Today will be different. I will defeat the insomnia monster.
cons1der1ng who just reacted to my post, 1t’s f1ne actually good luck w1th all that, or sorry that happened 1dk
as green dragon ( @greenDragon ) slowly but surely gains )(is new team by way of recruitin yellow t)(under ( @yellowT)(under ), i come closer and closer to buildin an almost... multiversal team of )(umanoid agents )(-----ELLB-----ENT on t)(e TORM-----ENT and D------ESTRUCTION of my -----EN-EMI-----ES. and once TROLL OBAMA and )(is MIS-ERABL-E PARTY of DO-GOODI-E RANG----ERS are D-----EALT WIT)(, T)(------E R------EST OF PARADOX SPAC-----E WILL B-E MIN-----------E! MAY ALL PLAN-----ES OF -----EXISTNC-----E B----E COND-EMN-----ED TO AN -----ET-ERNITY OF BLOODS)(-----ED AND TURMOIL! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...!
Myne dear Blaidd yearns for no troll, they see me only as a Vysion to be followed. Thou hast mysinterpreted their dedication, but tys a common enough mystake!
I did, thank you for your infinite wisdom.
Oh, no. I'm putting the timebomb together as we speak. This is no laughing matter.
would your combatstyle evolve to reflect your "immortality" in death?riskierattacks and selfsacrificial maneuvers?
Myne apologies for being maudlyn, but thys song hath styrred somethyng wythyn... https://open.spotify.com/track/3PYdxIDuBIuJSDGwfptFx4?si=R0yGEAhxRjGDAMlybHE8sA
foid this moid that howabout you get mploid.
c< OH, dONt wOrry, tHey gOt wHat sHe deserved >c
ᐖ BUT U TALK ABOUT ᐖEM SO SWEETIESTYLE........ ᐛ
nah 1 agree w1th cla1re
Spin the bottle??? Hhheh. I can cheat. But I won't. #nsfw???
And also she is wrong at last about me on account of I am not really interested in women or tyrants like that so at least one ꫂ❁erson wishing you well did not in fact "simꫂ❁" for her "beautiful raw body" If that's, um. Worth anything. ❣︎
For what it is worth! And I am not reꫂ❁lying to her directly because that seems inadvisable! I don't think aesthetic attraction towards one troll negates the earnestness of wishing warmth uꫂ❁on another. Generally sꫂ❁eaking! ❣︎
Why do you feel guilty for it? I know it's something I've struggled with, but like... its probably best that you welcome the kindness. If you keep pushing it away it will go away. I found that out the hard way.
why d1d you say 1t l1ke that…
:)
Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.
i MEAN, iF ANYTHING IT'S JUST KIND OF SELFISH FOR ME TO GET, aLL HUNG UP ON THIS SORT OF THING, eSPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE REAL PROBLEMS PEOPLE HAVE, i COULD BE HELPING WITH INSTEAD OF JUST, mOPING BUT,,, i GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY UP LATE, aHAH,
𓇋 Yeah, those moods are always awful. Sometimes when that happens I just fill the ablution trap and take a long hot bath with a book and let time pass. 𓇋
Hfff
There are tymes myne Inner Bulbs turn to the past and reflect wyth fondness rather than sorrow. Those are good tymes.
Despite everything, trolls are social creatures.
--This User has Logged Off. Session Time 94:36--
#nsfw pleasedonttalkaboutorlookatmybulgeokayidontlikeitidontwantit
everyone keeps askin me if im t)(e real deal or not w)(ile i know full well t)(ere is no amount of acts or corpses t)(at could prove t)(at identity. trut)( is; i dont need to prove t)(at to anybody. fuck you, fuck off, get back to fuckin KN----E-----ELIN LOWBLOOD
SUPER CONDUCTIVVE LOWWBLOOD COLLIDER this 1.6 billion caegar superproject has receivved funding after a heated debate in the congressional halls on earth c but the obama administration has been crucial in movvin this construction forwward the collider wwould in theory accelerate lowwbloods to near light speed and explode them together creatin the hyperfine substance knowwn as trashium
Ihaveread more eridanbulges than another troll #nsfw
i personally witnessed t)(e closest trollkind )(ad to a "savior" in )(is crucifixion, pennin t)(e order and )(avin tested t)(e c)(ains myself better )(ope t)(e weig)(t of your imaginary friend is strong enoug)( to keep you alive, little lowblood.
#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-
aww fuck wwhat do i gotta add you on a different one noww
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h=-haveyouseendronelusustheyvebeengoneforafewhours.
hhhhhhbb-butthemanualsaid...itswordswereyourwords...
IDONTVALUEMYLIFEIONLYVALUEMYSERVITUDETOTHECROWNYOUMYEMPRESSILOVEYOUEMPRESSTHELUSUSISNOTYOUIMSORRYIWASFOOLISHTOFOLLOWWHATTHEDRONELUSUSSAID.
https://media.tenor.com/-te7klisLjsAAAAM/mater-cars.gif Uhm. No one in particular.
ᐖ HRMMMMMMMMM. MAYBGE ᐛ
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@technicallyTimaeus You're up! Uhm. You don't.. You don't count for my normal rating system! But we're both technologically inclined so I was able to dig up some other stats about you. Although you are technically a single gram of mass containing all of your data hidden within a set of glasses, that doesn't mean you're out of the running. #nsfw #bulgerating? Uhm. Okay. Physically. There is no bulge. Or penis. Or anything! He's sunglasses. However I was able to connect to his personality protocol and--make some determinations. Hhhh. There was already a simulated bulge file in here. Uhm. Several. Seems like he had gotten quite ahead of himself. But I'm going to measure his human bulge from these files. Length: Uhm, well. This was a series of sequenced binary that when compiled and viewed through his display would put him at approximately seven earthly inches! However. Girth: Uhm. The 'base' was described as having a girth of a 'Good ass highlighter'. Hhh Hydration: He leaks. A lot! Watercooled, I guess. haha. Uhm. Sensation: He is sensitive along the glans delta at an 8 out of 10 and prostate stimulation at a 4 out of 10. He doesn't have these, as he is glasses. Cut: Not Cut! Uhm. I feel like I know more about... the human who made him than him. But still...
Just give yourself some time to work it out. but all new things are hard at first, no doubt.
😭 I forgot you were one billion eternities old
Mighty tide-d\/\/\/\/eller H0ok lodged in a thrashing ma\/\/\/\/ De\/\/0ur or dro\/\/\/\/n
MY MANS (gender neutral) DUELLIST IS SPITTING BAAAARRRRSSS
ᐖ I WILL ᑈATᑈH THEM FROM TEH AIR WIF MY TEETH FOR U. HANGANGANGNAGNAGN ᐛ
1ll bother people for you :) 1ts a fun hobby :) by god 1m bored as hell 1f thats really the case lol. anyway
Alright, Duellist. That was funny.
As they should. Grubs alone are not Inherently dangerous, but wythout proper care, such a Clutch could be Ecologically Unsound.
ᐖ I WANNA PUT SOMETHING IN MY ASS. #NSFW BYE. ᐛ
Even so+ it is a cradle o+f tro+llkind! Destro+ying it is hurting everyo+ne! I’m so+ so+rry yo+u had to+ go+ thro+ugh so+mething like that and live in an empire where such a thing was even co+nsidered
The only cryme that I feel any guilt for is the destruction of the broodyng cavern from whence I hail. And that was not myne own cryme, but a Decision made by the Empyre to try and further Underscore the pryce of Rebellion. But I do mourn the systers in that cavern that I never knew. It was wrong for them to pay for Myne Own Actions.
ᐖ #SᑈORNY ᐛ
Will you carry me there???
i have not smoked and i do not think i will ever smoke but i think i would be happy just to sort of watch everyone else?
[Chit that endears you to Casper. Unless you are his enemy.]
ᐖ 10K ᐖOLLHAIRZ ANᐖ ILL POST MY PUSSAYYYYYYYYYY #MYPUSSAYYYY #NSFW??? ᐛ
And THAT'S why anonymous confessions are for suckers. SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
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i feel as though i am lyttle more than a ghost to every individual i meet. i wyll never be anything more than a useful contrivance or means for them to get to the end that they want. there never has been a future for me, and as far as i can tyll, there never was a tymelyne wyth any such happy endyng for me. i have always just been a vessel for others ambitions.
·₊˚☄ Another troll that is a great inspiration to me... is Vriska Serket. ☆彡
ᐖ ZOMG THAS SO SWEETS OF U Xᐖ BASIᑈALLY LIEK SAᐖ MEN KINᐖA HAWT ANᐖ U GOT ᐖAT BUT SOME PPL PROBLY FOᑈUSING ON ᐖA SAᐖ PART ᐛ
"ask 1f th1s one has ever- actually no. neverm1nd. no do not ch1t that what are you do1ng-"
They are Hatyng my Chits wyth Unmatched Fervor mayhaps there was always a chance for me???
b0w bef0re me. 0u0
fUCK i DIDN'T MEAN TO WINK
not at the bottom hell yes
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
I do myss it. Sunlyght on myne carapace, comrades at myne syde. The sounds of laughter, even the dour moments when the wretched Empyre did stryke true and slay an ally. At least we were together then.
ugh. do any other ghosts experience phantom pain from the wounds that proved mortal?
some a you havve nevver bled out in a dramatic location before and it fuckin showws
Yo+u might be right yeah I have a lo+t to+ learn
Thou must open thyne Mynd and perhaps (perchance?) thyne Pusher...
Doth not the word bryng thee Glee and Mirth with its mere Utterance?