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(─‿‿─) Big as fuck sandwich ♫ (─‿‿─) I see it in my mind's eye ♫ (─‿‿─) Eat it like Scooby-Doo. ♫
Does anyone want to volunteer to be cyberized? (Turned into a sapient ai) #cw-scifi-horror
i can vwork vwith this.
Hot Sweaty Golds IN Myne Area
Wow, what an awesome opportunity. You're really going to be making waves. Not 4 the faint of heart indeed, but you're anything but a coward. Go 4 it!!!! Why wouldn't you?
"Written upon the Seventh night of the Tenth Perigee I have taken what I can from this land and this wretched wood. I shall not return until the resources at my disposal are far greater and my ambitions nearer at hand, for though there is much of value to extract and put beneath my benevolent yoke, the cost to bring this land to heel would be immense, far outstripping both the depths of my coffers and the lives I have to spare. I will return, however. The wildlife here, if it could be tamed, chained, brought to heel, would be a boon too great to pass upon, so deadly are the denizens of this forest. An army with such beasts at beck and call almost makes one salivate. It is a shame I was unable to take more. I lost more crew than I would have liked to the skittering and buzzing insects and could not afford to throw more at the opportunity. I have, however, come into possession of one creature of that shadowed place that may prove more fruitful than all the murderous beasts I could ever desire. It's training will begin once we find port back in the hiveland. I am filled with anticipation for how this soft clay will harden within the fires of my tutelage."
if i dont see someone for a couple sweeps, i just presume em dead. its a good )(euristic in life. if t)(ey pop up and s)(oulda been betta dead t)(oug)(, I JUST FINIS)( T)(-E FUCKING JOB. gotta get PROACTIV-----E sometimes.
pressin my index and forefiner against t)(e jugular of t)(is place and im barely gettin a pulse. maybe its time to pull t)(e plug. or maybe i s)(ould really finance it.
꧁Mmmmaybe. Its.. uhm. Timetopull itscollar instead.꧂
a (ommon statement among all who pla7 multipla7er games. although i'd trust 7our ta(ti(s a hell of a lot more
gonna start riding a sword around for no benefit to my flying capabilities whatsoever
cellular connectivity
trapped in another world with my smartsword.
hmm. hmm... something sleek, form-fitting, that doesnt get in the vway, that doesnt impede your movwements at all... boyshorts, thong... maybe both. the latter being more ceremonial...
BAKA. THEY’RE PRINTING NEW MES. ON THE GREEN MOON. FASTER THAN YOUR UGLY MONSTER TREES GROW. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT TIME. AND THE TIME AFTER THAT. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN I POISON THE LAND. AND ALL YOUR STUPID HALLUCINOGENIC MOSSES. AND PREHENSILE VINES. AND CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. WITHER AND DIE.
I almost have 20k kult. I appreciate all the support and investment in what is essentially a countdown of an account. I would say I'll do something to celebrate the milestone, but given my situation, there really isn't much I could do.
While I have your attention.
Ya know, for the mo2t part... raiinbow driinker2 are kiinda hot
Twould be a Barryn and Joylyss #MatespritMonday wythout Appreciation Offered to myne Other Half, towards whom there are Myriad Pytious and Myschevious Feelings Towards. @callouslyCynical
,,,sENSE1 SHALL SUFF1CE, NOW, TERMS SUCH AS F*MBO1 OR TR*P CARRY W1TH THEM DARK CONNOTAT1ONS, mEGANE, MOST OFTEN DESCR1B1NG AN ATTRACT1VE FEM1N1NE F1GURE, SEXUALLY AVA1LABLE, BUT W1TH SPEC1F1C BOD1LY CONF1GURAT1ONS, AND THE ASSURANCE THAT THEY W1LL NEVER DO SOMETH1NG SO CRASS AS, TRY TO ACTUALLY ASSERT WOMANHOOD,,, tHE CHARACTER TROPE DESCR1BES A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, A WOMAN W1DER SOC1ETY PROUDLY ASSERTS, THAT 1S ACCEPTABLE TO AB*SE, WH1LE ALSO DENY1NG HER THE R1GHT TO BE A WOMAN,,, 1T 1S AN ARCHETYPE STEEPED 1N HATRED AND EXPLO*TAT1ON, AND TO CALL ANOTHER L1V1NG PERSON BY ONE OF THESE TERMS, DEMONSTRATES A CRASS CRUELTY THAT 1 DO NOT BEL1EVE, 1S YOUR TRUE SOUL, mEGANE,,, 1 BEL1EVE W1TH1N YOU, THERE 1S THE CAPAC1TY TO RESPECT TRANS WOMEN, AND WOMEN 1N GENERAL, - n1TRAM-DONO #CW-TRANSPHOB1A #D1SCUSSED
hmm. yeah, guess so!
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
It's a little frustrating to see my halfwit dancestor undo all my hard work on my Land but I can hand this ONE. ONE thing to her. That frustration is not her fault. It's Sgrubs. Fuck Sgrub.
I thynk I hauve Trollvid.
you did the right thing... houu uuretched.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ANOTHER STUPID FLUKING BUTLER SNEEZED ON MY BACK MID MASSAGE }@A@{ }@A@{ AGAIN!!!! what the FOURK!!!! are we so searious right now???? IN FRONT OF MY GUEST, TOO!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ cleeeearly i had to be the bigger troll }~_~{ so of course i like, culled him on the spot. right in front of her + junk }6_6{ likeeee. what if hed gotten his l+groper snot allll over sokari? omgggg.... OMGGGG.... NO.... #icanteven }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Attention, The matter has officially concluded. Captain Mirith was victorious. There is no way to refuse the official record of the Duel, as I have also been made to file it myself. He was prepared, as I required. He pressed with force, capitalized on an opening I should not have so freely offered, and disarmed me before the assembled Witnesses. He was swift to have me bent and weakly holding onto my blade in front of the spectators. The field received enough of my hue to satisfy whatever appetite the Captain had chosen. I find it very moving that Captain Mirith was able to pReserve, through all that sweat, pressure, exertion, pinning, slickness, breathlessness, consumption, and thorough satisfaction, the presence of mind to assure the public that this was merely a Duel. His dedication to martial clarity remains one of his more theatrical virtues. Still, I will grant him this: he earned the right to gloat. He may keep it for as long as he can carry it elegantly. As for a rematch, I will consider the matter when I am done considering the failures I made. A rematch is a vulgar word, as opposed to the truth of the matter. It will be a necessary correction. I have considered the weight of his blade, and the pressure he exerted when he placed it upon my face. I recall the precise moment my guard was forced open for far too long. His breach of my sanctity is the only honest thing he has ever done in his position of office. It would be easy to pretend my interest is purely procedural. That I seek only to restore balance, amend the record, and demonstrate that a single defeat does not settle the quality of an Officer. All of that is true, of course. Unfortunately, truth can be very indecent when arranged correctly. I remember the impact. I remember the heat of my own hue spilling where it had no permission to be. I remember the Captain above me, unkind enough to be beautiful in victory, watching my composure come apart one measured breath at a time. I remember my face marked by the consequence of him, stained until even dignity had to look away. One does not forget being opened so thoroughly before Witnesses. One also does not forgive it. So yes, Captain Mirith may rest assured that I am thinking long and hard about a rematch. I am thinking of his blade. I am thinking of the place it found me. I am thinking of whether, when next it pierces through my defense, I will permit the expression on my face to be mistaken for surrender. Or whether I will make him earn that misunderstanding twice. That is right. I will be coming for you, Captain Mirith (@diligentAcquisitions). I will keep coming for you until I catch you. Then, you will come for me. Our game of meowbeast and squeakbeast will continue until one of us is dead, or worse. For the sake of Chittr's Content Policy: #NSFW, as our blades are rather violent and cause chaos in the Reserve Offices of the Threshecutioners. #Violence for violence. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Read Carefully, Vindication is sweet. But first, where recognition is due, I must honor the fact that indeed you were every bit as aggressive and unyielding as your public posturing promised. You came with a devastating breathless heat of your own, grinding against my blade with a force that demanded all that I had to give. You tested my footing, you had me at the disadvantage once or twice, as it must happen though, when two demanding forces collide, one must ultimately find himself pinned. For all that talk of oiled and thorough entry, you were quite breathless in the time it took me to disarm that bravado once engaged in the flesh. With witnesses and at the agreed upon time, you folded under my weight. The friction was indeed rigorous, but the focus of my assault was all too consuming for your stamina. It was exquisite, watching you melt into a breathless slick of submission. The sweat of our shared exertion pooled between us on the floor, mixing with the heavy and sharp aftermath as you buckled, immaculate uniform painted in your hue. A glistening testament to the exhaustive performance. You took the entirety of my blade, stomached it fully, but in the end you found yourself spent and undone beneath my gaze. Our differences, in this matter, have been firmly put to rest. Wash away the grime of your labor and rest well. And, please, think long and hard about whether or not you will ask after a rematch. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
｢ahh~ megane-san knows now~ (*￣∇￣)ノ he was isekai'd on alternia! (*´-`) his original lifu was as an east alternian ronin! (*･ω･*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: isekai means "reborn in a new era"! (*^ω^) subaru-san of the infamous re:zero is choto goodo example! (｡-∀-) hai hai~ kekeke~ (*￣ー￣) ahh~ megane-san wishes he could go back and be ninja again! (‘ε ’) with all da smexy waifus... ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･]
W(x)uld y(x)u like his secrets?
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
Suit yourself, Droollist.
༄ ｡°Hello, chittr userbase. It has come to my, and more importantly, the Empire's attention, that some are hosting rather unpatriotic thoughts. My presence on this site was requested, though I thankfully will not be playing tattle. I do not care if you despise the spectrum, nor if you personally have slighted those of heightened status. My concerns are on a higher scale. This is just a forewarning, in case you feel like I am the person to report some alleged treason from a neighbor. Do not waste my time with such folly. Honestly? I am quite excited for the excuse to laze about on the job, and potentially to make positive acquaintance with some, if not many of you. This will help me pass the time on my current route. I have received report of a helm having triggered quite the alarming flag. We cannot let a resource sport thoughts so ill advised. I will arrive shortly, @eclecticEngineer.°｡ ༄
the seadellers ill get you for this.
omg wow… but even in such a }imited form you sti}} make poetry that moves my heart~~
when you have someone to blame for everything wrong with your life and you finally get an outlet to express it on you tend to do it as much as possible sorry if it's ruthless i truly don't care
roses are bred by wviolets they blevw getting such great head thanks, from me to you #poetry #practice #nsfvw
ithinkthatotherlowbloodsaretooharshandrudetohighbloods.Theydonothingbutgoodforuslowbloods.
i find it quite simple, actually.
can confirm that conditioning and dissonance are a hell of a thing in the respite block ;) #suggestivwe
@tentaclestherapist
Not because you are so prone to taking them yourself?
TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.
pfft
gonna keep at it until you either delete chittr or opt to go pandead in the bubbles hope this helps
yet all a you are assuaged wwith your owwn self gratification that you drink it all up here is to another 500 swweeps hope they suck wworse
the maid guides the prince to the bards sloppy seconds
instructions unclear, bulge stuck in ceiling fan #nsfwv
i dont think haikus hawve four lines bud
I live to serve highblood women~! Nay, women in general~! #IntersectionalFeminist #ColourBlind
wow 1ts cool to know you th1nk so h1ghly of me :)
10 pages f1nal count btw
because a seer guides it?
♤ lowblood wom♤n in uniform is sexy. ♤ lowblood m♤n in one is fodder. ♤ highblood m♤n in uniform is ♤lluring. ♤ highblood wom♤n in one is terrible, mighty, ♤nd ide♤lly, cruel.
nuh uh
the tags are for making sure people vwho dont wvanna see discussion of em can block that out, you aint owvning me here or vwhatewver. but go on, tell me, since im sure you read and analyzed vwhat i vwrote, vwhat exactly is it in all that vwhich upsets you? #cagttl
so you literally dont evwen knovw vwhat i vwrote. i knovw vwere a performativwe sort, but sheesh. you cant ewven handle the mere implication that something upsetting might be said vwithout frothing at the mouth and vwanting me dead? not to mention, you dont actually care about peoples comfort since youre refusing to engage vwith tagging properly. @carminegnosiology hey kankri can i tag you in? #twv-pun #cagttl
a seer guides a knight his blade throbbing and sturdy under the moonlight
carpus romano also gets told seer is just the one but he says it vwith... not one. one and one. dos!
ihavetorespectfullydisagreewithyouonthatone highblood heiress princess empress deity. mybloodisputrid. it isn't even worthy of being wiped off of your heel for. my blood is a mar against my soul. if the twin mirth gods exist they'd consider me the biggest joke. what am i supposed to do with my blood? revere it? sit pretty and pretend that this shade is anything but rotten filth? every drop of it feels like a painful reminder that i am merely nothing. i won't be remembered because i won't live long enough to leave a mark on alternia because i'm a lobwlood fraud. my blood has nothing. my blood isn't worth spilling even for the most violent of violets. i'm just a nuisance. i deserve to be sapped of my life. your blood is a beautiful crown of respect and admiration. i can feel the magnetic forces pulling me to it and demanding i bow and serve. hhhfffhfffhfhfhfhfhhfhfhhfhfhhhhff. iwishi were somethingsometimes. but imnot. #imnothing and ive decided i'm okay with being #nothing. #bloodcaste #hemospectrum #selfloathing #bloodshame #classguilt #religiousimagery #mirthgods #blasphemyadjacent #highbloods #lowbloodcomplex #existentialmeltdown #cw-self-harm
youre my biggest fan duellist and for that i yearn ceaselessly and crawve your body #nsfvw
cronus clamporas guide to the ladies port 20a: meenah, her impierious condensation, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvater is there to say aboat eel condy that hasnt alraydy been said? seas a badbass seadvwhaler in arroyo skintight vwetsuit vwho oozes sex appeel. seas the milf to end all milwves, her entire moativwacaytion is that seas the atoll mommahi-mahi trying to reefbuild the seacies. seas tallapia, seas strong, seas powverscaled to hell, wvhat chance does a chud like bayou havwe of getting to shoot a shy glance in a barrel at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nullah, zip. i hawve though, a fevw times. seas the most common of the altunanian olds bayoull sea. of the gulfs anywvawves, wve squall knowv seasalternian me is alvwavwes orcabaying his wvhalechum. so eel lake out vwhat bayou can expect, wvater i do, andabranch maybeach, just baybe, bayoull conchwvince her to touch her eelbovws together oar blovwfish bayou a kiss oar somefin. i wvouldnt call this one best case seanario, bait its the easaest case, efin bayou shoaldnt be able to muck it up. if bayou find bayourshellf in a reel porn-brined timefishingline, bayou bight chum across a condy wvho got herself defeated, sand instead of altunaian gulling her the humies beachforan seagull her. i dunno hovw they do it, bait bayoull find her pierlloried, oar in a shock collar, oar somefin along those lines. fishbeach litereelly cant say no, bayou tunacan havwe yoar fun. sea bight wvhine craboat it in the moment, bait if bayou aint a tidal mooron bayoull havwe her moaning for it quicklake enough. novw, this is gonna be arroyo swvimming theme wvith condy, bayou gotta be reel carpful vwith bayour vwords here. vwater wvere gobying for is deepgrading. loch her for hovw far seas vwhalefallen, howv seas a xeno seax pooltoy, squall that jazz. dont vworry aboat beaching tuna mean, sea can lake it. newver efin haddock any of em try to basst me, most condies i meet dont seam to remember they hawve anyfin beachsides the big fork. andabranch ivwe nevwer met one vwho still shad the serk mind shovwers. thats a good seague to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to imminnowvtely dolpherentiate from base condy. bayou hawve to goby wvibes here. if bayoure lakey, bayoull eel some kinda... link from her, if bayou wvill, and bayoull knovw if shell (pun) be finto this oar knot. bait basseacally, ironsidey of ironsideies vwith eel the jade stuff goldfishing on around here, bait the empress seams to looooovwe wvetting brain coral fucked. i hawve enough anecdorsal evwidense to call it a pattern. bayou bight find one stuck to a tiaquatop thats letting bayou fuck vwith it for monsoome reefson, lets bayou reefprogram her. hot tip by the vway, if i can break cayfabe for a bit. bayou find salmon lake that, dont try to freel em and esplashally dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. bayou get a bass for the former if shore funny vwith it, bait the latters crabnoxious and shellfish. bait ocray, bayou dont eelwven need the searatop though. along-island vwith collakes one fin i recrayfishmend any vwould be pick-up gartist to carpy in bayour gilladex at all times is somefin bayou can use as a peninsuladuloch. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklake in font of a condy, started squavwking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dowvn sea vwent. i aint gonna goby finto mahi entire spheal on howv to do that stuff, bait dont rudder it. take bayour time, its like foreplay. bight sound cayzy wvhat im aboat to say, bait foreplank is important. bayou gulfta sease her drovwn gentlake, as much as sea wvants to gulf up conchatoll, sea cant admit that. bayou need to slovwly gain ground, force conchcessions, until sea eels like sea has no choice bait to giwve up. bayou take on the onus of the choice sevwen (as) sea makos it. fin-fin! from there bayou can do wvaterewver, just try to be dolphinteresting. cmon, seas betta thanabranch "youre in lovwe vwith me, nowv blovwhole me." hawve some sandards, get keyatiwve. seawveed laked at the seasy option, the medium, novw vwere loching at the classic condy, no physigull oar mental restraints, at her full (vwhale, hardly) carpbasscity. bayou sink shad be nigh impearlssible to cupe, right? vwrong. i havwe anabranch easier time vwith condys thsand i do wvith meenah. this aint to say seas easy, oar efin that bayou cod manage, bait the paths char a lot moray clear. bayou could goby the charming flirt rowvte, butter her up, boost her seago. the girls a total garfishist, sea lovwes that shark. make her eel young again. if youre lochy shell (pun) lake bayou as a shoreta pet/conshoret/conchubrine for the night sand shell (pun) hawve her wvawve wvith bayou. thats fin, dont get me vwrong, bait the reel meat of its vwhen bayou push. her impierious conchdescentsion is the biggest paper tigerfish of all tide. i said it, its out there. if bayou come across her shell (pun) pufferfish up her treasure chest, shell (pun) growvl at bayou, sea bight efin threaten bayou. dont reefact. laugh it off. act lake seas just being seally. this part is a loch seasier if youre alraydy dead, no gulfrayntee on howv it wvorks for the liwving. conchpliment her tits, her seabass, lobsterjectify her. shell (pun) be sunfished at the aquadacity, use that opportunaty to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, vwaterewver. nowv, if bayouwve done anyfin, and i mean *anyfin* wvrong, sea wvill skevwer bayou. bait if bayou plaked your carps right? shell (pun) start to crumbubble. shell (pun) moan. her sealegs vwill start to shakelp. seas alvwavwes been the most povwerful beach in any block seas in. shore gulfing her the chance to inlet that image droplet, just for a bit. shell lake it. seas big, mako her eel squall. seas tough, lake her eel soft. reefmind her that bayou knovw sea vwanted this. that seas alvwawves vwanted this. shell (pun) smelt. get her on her knees so bayou can loch her in the face. if bayouwve got the chance, sit on her throne. i svwear to bayou, her fawvorite fin in all of pieradocks space is choking dovwn the bulge of some isthmasshole lounging on her big deckchair. cod: 10/10. holy shark. i havwe to bassume sea brook jadeblood powvers too wvhen sea did all her blood expierivwents because theres no vwawve wvashboard meenah grewv up to this naturaylly. seas not just a blowvfish-up doll either, gills got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great barrier reef legs... bayou just knovw sea aint wvearing anyfin under that wvetsuit either. if seas got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre seansitiwve. wvhale, iwve newver met a gill wvho didnt hawve seansitivwe nips... gotta expieriment wvith that. gariety: 10/10. shore the three lieutenant commander garchetypes i laked out char pretty much it, bait theres a lot to chewv on. bayou pike free use, seas got bayou covwe-red, mind fuckery, hell yeah, bayou wvant arroyo super haughty beach brokelpen dowvn and on her knees? seas got it all. sea can efin dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter deepgenerayte vwater closet submarines. its honestly adorabubble. ease: ?/10. bayoure naut doing it. maybe the free use oar tiaraytop ones, shore. i just dont think bayou hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. knot trilobiwvalvwely, naut wvithout putting the vwork in, bait bayou gotta undersand the pearld i livwe in. gulfen enough time spent vwith a bay, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell beach mine. theres no betta high thanabranch makoing the high and bighty empress say sea lovwes bayou vwhile giwving bayou a titjob. i gotta wvork for it, seas still the coast pikely babe to *acshelly* beach resort to wviolence on me, bait... fuck me, i just cant stay awvawve. mersonarlity: 10/10. this comes dowvn to preefcurrents, obiwvalvwiously, bait i cowve me a haughty beach. i think wvhat makos me enjoy her moray thanchovwiesay, a wvriska oar somefin, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? sea treats bayou loch yoare nofin up until yoare ewveryfin, bayou just otter surfwviwve that fin-betwveen pieriod. that swvitch inlet her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as vwith meenah, sometimes the misuse of vwaawve sucks bad, bait then, mahi goldfish humansona vwas great wvhite so vwhat can i reelly cay? ovwersqall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just aboat anyfin for a good condy. i dont get the imprvwetseason that any of her on chittr right nowv char finterested in beaching a good condesce for me, bait eel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygill, mahi dms gar alwvavwes open. there gar lame and mid condies, of shores, same gobys for evwery gill, bait there char fevw enough of them that they tend to stick out moray, seas moar strongly definned. i fucking lowve her imperious condescension and i lovwe fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt covwer, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws owver. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this vwithout you <3
they are avo1d1ng me l1ke the plague 1 can feel 1t 1n my gut lol lmao, 1ts f1ne though 1 can tell. good for them #vaguech1t #notreallyvaguetho
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
this is wvhy i fuck wvith you
i havwe standards
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
thats because of all the sneaky follovwers too ashamed to actually touch my posts but just ashamed enough to touch themselwves to em #nsfwv
are you newv here? they cant
yeah, ask dollface about it if you can find one vwith a personality
honestly if you could hate instead of like thatd mean a lot to me
that sounds like in summarwy you didn t have any frwiends and also sent them out to die which is crwazy you couldn t get that type of stuff out of me perwsonally
Hmm, perhaps I should Try a pair, some tyme...
I Knowe that's ryght.
wow look at the time i got like a few business meetings to get to about business you can rweferw to my secrwetarwy when i eventually hirwe herw orw him i mean not to imply only women can be secrwetarwies but statistically it will be a woman and i m not misogynist but you know you can talk to herw i mean them when they arwe eventually hirwed okay bye
｢megane-san is happy because eburybody sukis him. (* ´ ▽ ` *)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: suki means love! so kyutesie!]
love can be snuffed away wit)( t)(e rig)(t stimulation to t)(e correct brain regions. t)(ats w)(at i love about bioc)(emistry; muc)( like t)(e rest of t)(e body, its tangible, and t)(oug)( complex, it is most C-----ERTAINLY MALL----EABL-------E!
｢eburybody is so mean to megane-san! (ＴДＴ ) naze!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: naze means WHYYYYYYYYYYYY... 。・゜゜(ノД`)]
7our heart is a (ompass. follow it home
happy #pride month. may you enjoy the taste of this gay bacon, as it wvwere, from both fronts.
｢aaahhh~ ara ara~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) megane-san couldn't help but notice a lack of smexy here~ otochan's hiveu, minasan. ( -∀・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otochan means... kekeke (ФωФ) daddy~☆! minasan means everybody! ( -∀・)]
eugh... wow... i am... im getting up. oh my gosh, that is a new threshold of pain. wow. uhh... um... what day is it... oh, today is the 4th of june on my phone. okay. okay, it worked. ah... goddamn... we all have a lot of catching up to do, dont we?
i missed rarity so muc)(...
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the concept of missing someone is actually a psychic trick employed by your thinkpan in order to fool you into making poor decisions
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv
1 feel l1ke 1 just read someth1ng 1 shouldn’t have
Wine-scented breath in your face, praise for your utilitarian attitude. The feel of cold flesh against your own warm arms. Disgust. Foul and encroaching, from all sides. The hate and terror of the blue blooded thing you had, ever so briefly, held in your juvenile claws. For the good of the fleet, of course, you didn't snuff that life, nor that of his precious other. Not then, at least.
"I won't miss." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0472f64b435f.jpg
youre fumbl1ng not fumbl1ng r1ght now. 1m h1tt1ng CNTRL+P as 1 send th1s reply
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
Un4tunately, Duellist, you're stuck with me now.
Really? What a shame. I make up such a large part of your descendant's life, I would have expected it to come up.... Oh wait, I 4got! They're so weird about this whole "being blood related" to you thing. My bad!!!!
@threneticTempest Hey, your pet ghost is barking at me.
What, does the allegory of an unnamed and disrespected weapon sting, Duellist???? :)
You should see the shit they get up to in Troll Bleach!
reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
BLOCK BUTTON IS RIGHT THERE
｢huffhuff...huffhuff...｣
YOU CANT FOOL ME INTO BASKING IN NANOBOTS
stud7ing theor7 is all well and good, but pra(ti(e is how 7ou reall7 learn
tts//goregle, set vo1ce to ch1t to permanently on
I know that's right.
th1s 1s a publ1c platform????
what do you tthink @naughtyTecchnician meant by tthiss... #nssfw ? #ssuggesstive ?? httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/fb8f523ce5f5.png
~Hmm ~Okay I've g~Ot a swO~rd here and twO~ grenades- wait... wait, O~h my gO~d... n~O... nO~..!~
ᐖ ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMEFING AᑈTUALLY FUNNY? ᐛ
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
vwho are you inquires the buxom blueette little does she knowv she is being quite greedy and yet all i can think about is sucking em titties i cant focus on vwhat shes saying the svway of her hips is making me crazy if you vwant to get to knowv me vwell all you gotta to do is end this dry spell step out of your dress and showv off your rack once vwere in the sack youll see it quite clearly that the answer to sir is schlorping his thingy my philosophy is in the respiteblock the truth vwill be revwealed after you suck my cock @archivesGrip #nsfwv #erotica #poetry
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.
REALLY? CANNOT THOU ENJOY ONE MEASLY KYSS WYTHOUT A SYNGLE POST????
been a while sin(e i said this out loud on main, so i'm gonna remind 7ou all - do it. shoot 7our shot. take the risk. rea(h out. send the invitation. talk to them. wear 7our heart on 7our sleeve. ignore the self hatred, the embarrassment, the fear, ever7thing else. listen to the (r7ing animal in 7our heart and give. it. what. it. needs.
I. Hm. I think that I do, Duellist.
Yes!
my silly rabbit.
My metaphorical ears are burning!
it (ould be 7ours
i w)(ole)(eartedly agree. ill )(ave to keep t)(at nickname from now on.
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A YOU'R-E SO RIG)(T T)(-E BIMBOIST!!!
youre really gettin better at sass. youre a long way from t)(ose dramatic posts of old. i t)(ink its... well, t)(e )(umans would call it "bimbofication"
The Duellllist. Hehe.
but rose, its so much fun to dig!!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60cf30ce75ce.gif #megidomay
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
>>| don't be that sour face. just let yourself .indulge .into their culture .and their taste, that's .all. .about how they love doing this silly cults with culling .as some .of their ritual, .oerishing those trolls who .are weak .enough. .about their circuses .and spectacular shows they're making with lususes .and such. have you been .on .one .at least? .i did .and .it was magnificent. .all the jumps, tricks .and clowning .and honking. .it was magical for me. .and .it maybe for you too. don't hate the clowns. they're .all cool. .it's just purplebloods, .another caste .in troll society. .i can't believe they did something horrible to you, .as they bit your spinal crevice .or .other .unprotected place .of .interest.
>>| don't hate them. they're the best .of the best. you may love purplebloods .if you talk with them more.
i love the (ute, sh7 ones. the ones who look up at 7ou sidewa7s, see that 7ou noti(e, and qui(kl7 look down again. 7ou sneak a kiss to their (heek and the7 blush oh so prettil7. the7 stammer and falter when 7ou get them alone, just the two of 7ou. 7ou know what's going to happen, the7 know what's going to happen, the anti(ipation in the air is ele(tri(. i love to see them rea(h out, just a little, hesitant about getting what the7 want even when it's served up to them on a silver platter. i (an't help but drown them in affe(tion for ever7 bit of progress shedding off that self-imposed embarrassment until the7 forget the taste of shame entirel7, pulling self-hatred off of them like i pull their (lothes off. i feel proud of them being themselves and knowing i had some part in that. #nsfw
Everyday is a day of yuri when the one you loved is the sun that brings about the day.
Guh! People Are Scared Of Clowwns!? For Realsies??? Dude We're So Niceeys!!!! We Only Cull Those Who Like, Gotta Be Culled!! Well I Dont, Yet, They Haven't Given Me My Weapon Yet. Still!!! Wymmmmm :o)
⚓︎ so〰nds borin
⚓︎ stop pityin my posts already
I'll pay you #neigborhour
"Hopefully that satisfies my quota of 8eing Funny. And hopefully my Llady approves of my efforts." Pretty cringe to me. "Goreglle recreationall activities that are not duells to the death." Wow, not very social are we, great Duellist? "Goreglle what do Women llike. For recreation." It's getting worse here. "As the wiggllers say, "gottem"" Yikes, showing your age and ageism! That's a phrase closer to my generation and let's 8e real, I haven't 8een a wriggler in like, 10 sweeps at least! ::::)
Let's check in on the truth of that! I'll even ignore the poetry. Let's see: "wisgh she were hhere..." Do you recall that one?
because s)(e )(as not)(in and no one else to talk to. )(er mistress barely sees )(er, and )(er comrades arent on )(ere. )(er descendent finds )(er strange, and )(er dancestor is alien to )(er. s)(e is more t)(an just a g)(ost. s)(e is a stranger in a strange land. and unfortunately for )(er (and )(ilariously for me), i am )(er s)(epard. like troll virgil carryin dante down into )(ell... )(a)( )(a)( )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...
w)(y t)(e fuck we minionpostin CAUS-----E IM JOININ IN )(ttps://www.t)(eawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/09aZGn4IkoJkZNki-E.jpg
repressed freaks like you make for t)(e most dangerous lovers. youre one pin pull away from bein a live grenade, and t)(at alone gets me goin. t)(ey say wit)( enoug)( effort, even a dyin star could be broug)(t back to life.
)(e)( )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(...
always got time for you, babygirl
its t)(is permutation of words t)(at just sounds like t)(e drool-inducin sizzle of a troll mic)(elin star steak for me.
dont need to tell me twice. if only you were actually t)(at cool.
corner left down t)(e )(allway into t)(e main room to t)(e door outside. s)(it, im on a roll
even t)(e lotus wit)(ers. s)(it t)(at makes a good )(aiku no matter t)(e t)(oug)(t or t)(e clarity of mind t)(e lotus wit)(ers )(owzzat
)(ow nice of t)(em. you )(ear t)(at? looks like your descendant is pullin quite t)(e winwoman move )(ere.
strange. followin t)(at vision even after deat)(? you said it yourself; it s)(ouldnt matter anymore. and yet... ...per)(aps you mig)(tve been a little bit blind to t)(ose feelins. but you know, t)(ats w)(at i love about counterculturites like you. in re-framin everyt)(in to t)(eir cause, t)(e obvious always escapes t)(em. but i guess youve got an afterlife to mull t)(at all over wit)(, )(u)(? )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a...
s)(e never stops yearnin for you )(ere, you know. you )(ave real manners, t)(oug)(. im quite c)(armed.
@bulgeCurator I own you now.
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! THAT'S ONE OF MY MOTHERFUCKKING FAVORITE THINGS TO LAUGH AT DURING FUNDAY MASS!! Fuckkin hilarious piece of workk, that shit is. Oh, fuckk, I needed a good laugh, thankks.
didnt fuck )(er t)(o
CEASE LEAVYNG THYNE MEALY MOUTHED DRYVEL ON MY POSTS.
I am capable of holdyng FAITH in those who are my COMRADES, DUELLYST.
It would have slayn potential allies AND ruined supplyes!
poor thing needs castrated
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Corpse.
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you sound troubled tho dead guy
tHAT HAS NEVER REALLY BEEN, aN INTEREST OF MINE, hONESTLY?
Will you carry me there???
And THAT'S why anonymous confessions are for suckers. SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
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GOOD. I WAS WORRIED I HAD STARTED TO BE.
FORGET WHAT. IT WAS SO MEANINGLESS. THERE IS NOTHING TO REMEMBER. YOuR SECRET. IS SAFE. WITH LITERALLY NO ONE. WHICH IS WHO CARES ABOuT IT.
i feel as though i am lyttle more than a ghost to every individual i meet. i wyll never be anything more than a useful contrivance or means for them to get to the end that they want. there never has been a future for me, and as far as i can tyll, there never was a tymelyne wyth any such happy endyng for me. i have always just been a vessel for others ambitions.
I do not have time for war. Outside of my own. And war never really brings justice anyway.
Fumbling, you keep FUMBLING bro.
They are Hatyng my Chits wyth Unmatched Fervor mayhaps there was always a chance for me???
They wyll symply Go To Their Forge and smash all their Embarrassment out into a Blade and call it the Chittrfucker and pretend it never happened. Tys a tale as olde as tyme.
Thou shalt NOT escape thyne torment for mysconceptions!
Fumbling.
Verily, wyth each and every poste myne devoted Blaidd doth dig deeper. At what point must I gyve them a Spade, wythout of course the Common Meanyng, so that they may Expedyte their tunnellyng?
dont vwanna
id like to pusher in your infernal contraption ;) fuck, fuck, thats nothing but i only havwe like four minutes uhhhh. you wvanna talk about public executions, you should see hovw hung i am. no, no, uhh... bohemian? i hardly knowv er! fuck it, cancel post #nsfvw
May8e try not to make posts so dogshit I can't help 8ut notice, then. ::::)
Okay but the Thynge here is that the human was Nott Actually Wronge,
Thou must open thyne Mynd and perhaps (perchance?) thyne Pusher...
Doth not the word bryng thee Glee and Mirth with its mere Utterance?
So+rry but perchance what?
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