♣ mediated by @callouslyCynical
WE'RE ALSO #ALWAYSHIRING. IF SHE WANTS TO AIM SLIGHTLY HIGHER. THAN CRAWLING AROUND ON THE SURFACE OF A DOOMED PLANET. WAITING TO DIE. #RUSTBLOODFACTORY #GREATBENEFITS #APPLYNOW
vwho vwants nudes #nsfwv
(ﾉθυ益θ)ﾉ OKAY WELL A TITLE DOESN'T TELL ME YOUR LIFE STORY DOES IT, BUB?! ♫
Twould seem that Myne Bubble hath been calling Myne Name and, by some Follie, myne aural sponges hath just Nowe heard it.
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
I'm literally always thinking about that man's finger these days.
Heading ho+me fro+m the beach no+w! What a wo+nderful day. Managed to+ get a snapsho+t (yo+u kno+w I'm fo+rcing the rest o+f them to+ rechitt).
I can stop rechitting them if you would prefer. I wouldn't want your ego to get so big you have to upgrade to a bigger, less cool looking sword.
was and used to but neverw is okay now i skedaddle byyyyyyyyyyye
oh perfect theres st1ll t1me left 1n the n1ght to get my duell1st ch1ttr torment 1n
The Sigma always wins.
Only if you 8eg and grovel on your hands and knees while so88ing hysterically. Then it's a may8e.
i dont think haikus hawve four lines bud
It is always a little amusing to see the regularly scheduled embarrassment of the Duellist. I say this as a friend.
I pity the girl afraid of her own heart.
The Hot Women With Swords Polyquad is ever expanding.
how else are you go1ng to keep your w1ts as sharp as the blades you spend a full n1ght car1ng for smh smh
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
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that sounds like in summarwy you didn t have any frwiends and also sent them out to die which is crwazy you couldn t get that type of stuff out of me perwsonally
Hmm, perhaps I should Try a pair, some tyme...
i think 7ou should talk to her before sa7ing stuff like that. 7ou’ll have more in (ommon than 7ou think
i never get bit by my friends
okay the only time i feel immense rwegrwet overw being blocked fuckkkkkkkkkkk fumbling bad bitches genderw neutrwal fuckkkkkkkkkkk okay i can cope therwe arwe tons of otherw fish in the sea i am cool i am neutrwal now deep brweaths we ball fuck my life i got to die!!
okay then you can t
I Knowe that's ryght.
some people just dont wvanna reckon wvith the fact that im not literally the wvorst thing that could evwer happen to a gal. that said, you wvant something close done to you, hit me up ;) #nsfwv
7our heart is a (ompass. follow it home
happy #pride month. may you enjoy the taste of this gay bacon, as it wvwere, from both fronts.
damn that sucks
HM?!?!?!!?!!!?!?>!!?!??!?!?1
eugh... wow... i am... im getting up. oh my gosh, that is a new threshold of pain. wow. uhh... um... what day is it... oh, today is the 4th of june on my phone. okay. okay, it worked. ah... goddamn... we all have a lot of catching up to do, dont we?
hmm yeah i dont leik geraff sounds *giraffe
objection: nope once a nonbinary always a nonbinary no takesybacksies everyone has to be nonbinary forever
hnn
1 feel l1ke 1 just read someth1ng 1 shouldn’t have
"I won't miss." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0472f64b435f.jpg
i dont know what human incest is but it seems cool ♥︎ #nsfw; #nsfwe; #incest; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
be1ng 1gnored 1s funny bc that’s how you know you got on the1r nerves lol lmao
see1ng as how you d1dn’t prov1de me another example 1 w1ll cont1nue on as per usual
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
remember: for proud mont)(, make s)(ore your kills are all streaks of t)(e color rainbows. my purps know w)(at im talkin about, master painters t)(at t)(ey are.
Un4tunately, Duellist, you're stuck with me now.
What, does the allegory of an unnamed and disrespected weapon sting, Duellist???? :)
You should see the shit they get up to in Troll Bleach!
IS THIS LIKE A GUIDE TO RAGEBAIT SEADWELLERS.
stud7ing theor7 is all well and good, but pra(ti(e is how 7ou reall7 learn
tts//goregle, set vo1ce to ch1t to permanently on
I know that's right.
(°. can s𖦹me𖦹ne call me rainb𖦹w drinker slurs. it makes me hard .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
ᐖ ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMEFING AᑈTUALLY FUNNY? ᐛ
)(A)( INCR-EDIBL-----E i didnt even t)(ink t)(at was possible. )(m, you )(avent gone mad, )(ave you? if you s)(ow me a mannequin and call it a )(ivemate, ill be very amused.
"how, she d1dn’t even reply to you"
Don't tell Duellist, but sometimes.... I see the resemblance.
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
howvw so? i knowvw quite a fewvw ladies wvwho find this quite charming.
i see, another wvwith class. this line is lacking proper context, and that matters greatly. howvwevwer, nowvw that wvwe both are here. howvw doth thine day treat you? surely no better than i could, if'n you gift me your hand to take betwvween mine owvwn.
your name is enchanting. i'vwe become rather bohemian myself as of late. these humans havwe rubbed off on me in my old age.
REALLY? CANNOT THOU ENJOY ONE MEASLY KYSS WYTHOUT A SYNGLE POST????
I. Hm. I think that I do, Duellist.
You really are my only real friend, Vesica.
Yes!
Hi!!
｢(-＿-) megane-san is not a baka gaijin knight... ((φ(￣ー￣ ) megane-san is a supa samurai desu! ~☆ keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a knight is like a western samurai! (uωu*)]
it (ould be 7ours
the most valuable 7uri is the real one. when all the fantasizing and philosoph7 is so mu(h empt7 air, insubstantial as smoke. when 7ou (an feel the weight of her in 7our arms, see her looking at 7ou as 7ou look at her, hear the beat of her heart, smell the s(ent (oming off her skin, taste her on 7our lips. that's the good shit
imagine that!
wa1t cla1re may be onto someth1ng w1th that
ᐖ ARE YOU AN MS BOHO YURI? ᐛ
annd despite the circumstannce, i am happy i love you, take care of yourself
🞜 uh. i think that is maybe. bad.
Your bimbofication does not impress me, Blaidd.
excuse me 1ts b1mbo1st not bla1dd
Perhaps it shall serve as a Fyne Remynder that they should Loosen Up on occasion.
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A YOU'R-E SO RIG)(T T)(-E BIMBOIST!!!
Hahahahaha the Bimboist.
youre really gettin better at sass. youre a long way from t)(ose dramatic posts of old. i t)(ink its... well, t)(e )(umans would call it "bimbofication"
The Duellllist. Hehe.
3:B Oh sweet, a descendant for me to kill!
but rose, its so much fun to dig!!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60cf30ce75ce.gif #megidomay
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
What did you do caNN you give a big detailed recap so everyoNNe kNNows
>>| don't hate them. they're the best .of the best. you may love purplebloods .if you talk with them more.
what a rea(tion! didn't expe(t that from that person spe(ifi(all7, ehehe
i love the (ute, sh7 ones. the ones who look up at 7ou sidewa7s, see that 7ou noti(e, and qui(kl7 look down again. 7ou sneak a kiss to their (heek and the7 blush oh so prettil7. the7 stammer and falter when 7ou get them alone, just the two of 7ou. 7ou know what's going to happen, the7 know what's going to happen, the anti(ipation in the air is ele(tri(. i love to see them rea(h out, just a little, hesitant about getting what the7 want even when it's served up to them on a silver platter. i (an't help but drown them in affe(tion for ever7 bit of progress shedding off that self-imposed embarrassment until the7 forget the taste of shame entirel7, pulling self-hatred off of them like i pull their (lothes off. i feel proud of them being themselves and knowing i had some part in that. #nsfw
dead guy have you never read the mach1ne's manuel l1ke ever
Yearning is good for the soul.
Casts another spell while you aren't looking.
I too am allowed to land a devastating blow once in a while.
let troll quixote fig)(t )(is windmills. in t)(e face of delusion, useful idiocy favors t)(e keen mind ready to exploit it. and in t)(is farce, i see quite t)(e silver linin emerge...
Tys ever the case that such Overt Dysplays hath made them uncomfortable.
Tys most unfortunate! Nevertheless, I am certain some Other Fair Lady wyll accept myne favor thys nyght.
Everyday is a day of yuri when the one you loved is the sun that brings about the day.
dead guy why are you act1vely engag1ng w1th her
⚓︎ 〰〰hats 〰〰ith golds al〰〰ays bein in packs bt〰〰 〰〰hat do yo〰 g〰ys like charge each other 🔋❓
⚓︎ lol ooh yo〰re so mad yo〰 〰〰ent to post abo〰t it ooohh 😂
I reiterate. None of you are my friends. This is intentional. Keeping you at prong's length is necessary. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
a more freeing perspective is t+at pailing and quadrants are separate
I'll pay you #neigborhour
"Hopefully that satisfies my quota of 8eing Funny. And hopefully my Llady approves of my efforts." Pretty cringe to me. "Goreglle recreationall activities that are not duells to the death." Wow, not very social are we, great Duellist? "Goreglle what do Women llike. For recreation." It's getting worse here. "As the wiggllers say, "gottem"" Yikes, showing your age and ageism! That's a phrase closer to my generation and let's 8e real, I haven't 8een a wriggler in like, 10 sweeps at least! ::::)
you truly are t)(e gift t)(at keeps on givin.
because s)(e )(as not)(in and no one else to talk to. )(er mistress barely sees )(er, and )(er comrades arent on )(ere. )(er descendent finds )(er strange, and )(er dancestor is alien to )(er. s)(e is more t)(an just a g)(ost. s)(e is a stranger in a strange land. and unfortunately for )(er (and )(ilariously for me), i am )(er s)(epard. like troll virgil carryin dante down into )(ell... )(a)( )(a)( )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...
repressed freaks like you make for t)(e most dangerous lovers. youre one pin pull away from bein a live grenade, and t)(at alone gets me goin. t)(ey say wit)( enoug)( effort, even a dyin star could be broug)(t back to life.
smas)(.
aig)(t, fuck it. post )(ere, and ill say if i smas)( or pass. #smas)(orpass
just because 1 don’t know your whole personal h1story from start to f1n1sh, doesn’t mean 1 can’t put 2 and 2 together based on context clues dead guy!! anyway, back to my regularly scheduled act1v1t1es of po1nt1ng and laugh1ng
- Please, no attemmpts to subtly undermmine the Emmpress under mmy chit. This hive RESPECTS wommen in positions of power. 😐 #UpliftingWommen #RealAlternionPatriotsGetIt
mmm. im not fully )(ip on callout posts. but if i must call somet)(in out... @t)(eCodakkeffect#5492 )(as never onced kneeled to M-----E. so by all means. Kill )(im. And S)(OW M------E T)(-----E -E-----NDL------ESS BLU-----E INSID------E )(IM!!!
I don't need anyone to fight for my honor! @theCodakkeffect#5492 honors me and will continue to honor me so long as he draws breath because he was strong enough to declare me his. Even as you are all mean to him, he's defending our love. :(
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/57XAJO.GIF APOLOGIES CHITTR, I WAS SWEPT OFF MY FEET THESE LAST FEW WEEKS ON A BIG SPACE TRIP WITH MY SWEET HOT HONEY BABY A FEW WEEKS AGO. THIS HAS BEEN QUITE A LOT OF FUN BUT I'D BE "LYING" IF I SAID I FEEL OKAY ABOUT EACH OF THE PLANETS FULL SOLAR DESTRUCTION AS WE LEAVE POST DISAPPOINTMENT.. EITHER WAY I'M HAVING QUITE A GOOD TIME.
i said it from t)(e beginnin t)(at id get my body one way or anot)(er. love it w)(en a plan comes toget)(er. even if in t)(e stupidest way possible.
frankly? lil bit aroused, tb)(, love t)(is feral era for you #nsfw
gurl t)(is post ain’t @ u ur fine clam yos)(ellf
yea)( t)(eyre really bad at it. some dips)(it blue )(aired )(uman just a moment ago tried to front and i told em to gargle my t)(ick coral lengt)( and a blueberry c)(ode lookin freak and t)(ey still t)(oug)(t t)(ey could come back wit)( it just s)(ameful
sounds relatable. 38;)
)(ave you considered writin IDIOT along t)(e lengt)( of t)(e steel of t)(e blade
dont need to tell me twice. if only you were actually t)(at cool.
strange. followin t)(at vision even after deat)(? you said it yourself; it s)(ouldnt matter anymore. and yet... ...per)(aps you mig)(tve been a little bit blind to t)(ose feelins. but you know, t)(ats w)(at i love about counterculturites like you. in re-framin everyt)(in to t)(eir cause, t)(e obvious always escapes t)(em. but i guess youve got an afterlife to mull t)(at all over wit)(, )(u)(? )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a...
Myne dear Blaidd yearns for no troll, they see me only as a Vysion to be followed. Thou hast mysinterpreted their dedication, but tys a common enough mystake!
s)(e never stops yearnin for you )(ere, you know. you )(ave real manners, t)(oug)(. im quite c)(armed.
By whych it becomes clear... thou has forged a new bond!
a)(... t)(ats /)(er/, isn't it
🞜 sad old fuck chitting about lost flame. i didnt specify accounts but you saw one flash through your pan.
🫧WITTICISM™ IMPLIES WIT. OF WHICH I DOUBT© THIS DUMB-DUMB HAS ANY. BUT I WILL SEE MYSELF™ OFF THE AIR.🫧
so many confessions obscures by so many masks. so many of you lack t)(e strengt)( of c)(aracter to say t)(ins to t)(e faces of ot)(ers. its sad, really. dont let t)(e regret )(aunt you and take initiative for once in your lives. even if you fail, your )(eart will be lig)(ter for it.
i was just watc)(in t)(ose mewlin' little trolls squeal t)(eir amusin pity party at a corpse like you and t)(oug)(t to myself, ")(ow many more of t)(em; alongside t)(ose even in your post, simped for my beautiful raw body?" youre so rig)(t, bestie. attention TRULY is WAST----ED on /you/. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...
ᐖ HRMMMMMMMMM. MAYBGE ᐛ
1ll bother people for you :) 1ts a fun hobby :) by god 1m bored as hell 1f thats really the case lol. anyway
As they should. Grubs alone are not Inherently dangerous, but wythout proper care, such a Clutch could be Ecologically Unsound.
- Nnnno? 🤣 - *Hand - Hope this Helped! 🤗🤗
And THAT'S why anonymous confessions are for suckers. SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
i feel as though i am lyttle more than a ghost to every individual i meet. i wyll never be anything more than a useful contrivance or means for them to get to the end that they want. there never has been a future for me, and as far as i can tyll, there never was a tymelyne wyth any such happy endyng for me. i have always just been a vessel for others ambitions.
i love my art / and i love making it / everyone should get to be creative
Methynks thou requires only a small break. Take thyne tyme, do not succumb to the appearance of pressure to post. Tys a fyne tyme to simply wander where the Void takes thee.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ please stop posting ]
They are Hatyng my Chits wyth Unmatched Fervor mayhaps there was always a chance for me???
I also know what a Handy is, I just thought myne Devoted Blaidd was losenyng up a byt.
I do myss it. Sunlyght on myne carapace, comrades at myne syde. The sounds of laughter, even the dour moments when the wretched Empyre did stryke true and slay an ally. At least we were together then.
And lo, speaketh of the Devil and they doth Appear!
Thou must open thyne Mynd and perhaps (perchance?) thyne Pusher...
Doth not the word bryng thee Glee and Mirth with its mere Utterance?
Oh! I suppose that would not be Unusual for me...