HEADCANON ACCOUNT
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Let's add a little something! (You might assume this is OOC, because it's headcanoning, but everything posted is IN CHARACTER :D some weirdos headcanoning you what the heck!)
hAVENT POSTED HERE IN A HOT SECOND BUT ALL US GIMMICK ACCOUNTS SHOULD KISS (TRUTH) [fORM IN PINNED]
#vAGUEPOSTING BUT ALSO IT IS A CHIT i HAD THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING BEFORE AND THEN FORGOT AND THEN i SAW YOU MR FISH PICTURE MAN AND REMEMBERED. :] [fORM IN PINNED]
sIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... this mf (@MEGALOmEMES) cant do charge inputs' dIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANT. lOOKED IT UP. iT'S NERD SHIT... :P [fORM IN PINNED]
c< MaN fucK yOu, i caN dO cHarge iNputs!!!! >c
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... rOAN (@TENACIOUStHEOLOGIST) GIVES THE BEST HEAD SCRATCHES. tHAT'S IT THAT'S THE POST. fOLLOW ME FOR MORE BANGERS.' hEY, UH, NO. FOLLOW *ME* FOR MORE BANGERS. HAHA. [fORM IN PINNED]
Whoever has submitted this is quite correct.
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @ARACHNEANgAMBIT HAS A BIG, ELABORATE, PIRATE-SHIP THEMED DICE TOWER, SO SHE CAN FLARP IN STYLE.' EG: HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/03/2F/53/032F53EA7B9B611F566D4067498AF881.JPG (ALSO. IMPORTANT OOC NOTE BELOW. IN A SECOND. WHEN i WRITE IT.) [fORM IN PINNED]
ok hi. wanted to write a cute one as an apology for the one that got out last night :/ not gonna let any more hornyposting happen on this account because its just not fun for anyone and its weird and I shouldnt have done it in da first place very sorry to you vriska op.... this my peace offerin and apology.... and im wording it weird cause im nervous but tldr. Sorry and wont happen again
aLSO. pSA. gAMZEE mAKARA. (oR SOMEONE WHO TYPES LIKE HIM.) sTOP HORNYPOSTING IN MY DAMN FORM. GTFO OF HERE!!!!! >:O[ [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... aLL THE cRONII (@CHARMINGaNGELFISH , @CASANOVASaNCHOR , AND ANY OTHER cRONII OUT THERE!) WOULD ABSOLUTELY GET INTO A MOVIE NIGHT WHERE ALL THEY WATCH ARE GREASER FILMS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. aND MAYBE SOME DOCUMENTARY ABOUT GREASERS!' i PINGED THESE EXACT ONES LAST NIGHT, i THINK. sORRY TO DO IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE RESPONSE, HAHA. aNYWAYS, YEAH. GREASER MOVIES SLAP. GREASE THE GOAT. [fORM IN PINNED]
yknowv. this aint sound like a bad idea if im honest
i mean its a really good idea, dontcha think? just a greaser night
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @CYNICALaGATHOKAKOLOGICAL ECHOLOCATES AND THEN CHASES AROUND MICE IN THE DARK, FOR FUN.' bATS USUALLY EAT BUGS, BUT i FIGURE IF YOURE, LIKE. A BIG ASS BAT. YOU'D GO FOR SOMETHING BIGGER. (ACTUALLY, DONT SOME BATS EAT MICE??? ...i DONT KNOW.) [fORM IN PINNED]
WHO Said HTIS WHO TALKING ABOU..T ME?? US!!!??!
when I write my own hcs I usually do so about people who ik because ive interacted with them briefly on other accounts but I feel bad cuz I want to be able to hc more people than just those who have talked to me but idk all of everyone ...... need to just transmit everyones ocs information like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/da/1d/65/da1d65b90df780908ae4f84185aa7754.jpg
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT SHE (@HEMOPTYSIScYANIDE) SMELLS LIKE ACTUAL BARKBEAST SHIT EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED HER IRL (THANKFULLY)' ...yEAH, i'LL STILL ALLOW SOME SLANDER HERE. iTS FUNNY. aH, THE CLASSIC 'DOESNT SHOWER' HEADCANON EVERY 'LOSER' CHARACTER GETS EVENTUALLY. WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOR. [fORM IN PINNED]
OK WHO WAZ IT THIZ TIME. ( ;｀Д´) wat did i even doooooo httpz://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTF5a242ejc0Z2E2cmV5amxyMzkyaXNpYm9rcmJpdGIwc3Jldno1aZZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zQnzQCW8IhjkA/giphy.gif
ugh, 1'm l1k3, s0 s0rry th1s h4pp3n3d, 1t's l1k3, l1t3r4lly gr0ss 4nd, l1k3, w31rd?
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... JINX (@ECTObIOLOGIST#6844) CAN PROBABLY DRAW REALLY WELL IF SHE TRIES!' gONNA BE DRAWING A HAPPY LITTLE 'BREEZE'. HAHAHA [fORM IN PINNED]
oh- haha, gosh. i'm really bad at art, i like doodling but it's genuinely super bad. i would practice more but i'm already having fun with cooking.
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... @CORALLINEcATACLYSM COLLECTS LITTLE CHARMS TO DECORATE HER PHONE OR HAIR WITH.' CUTE! HASHTAG. MY TRINKETS. MY CHARMS [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @VICEROYBUBBLESvSALAMANCR WOULD LOVE LUNCHABLES IF THEY TRIED THEM. SPECIFICALLY THE NACHO KIND. :]' (BUT HONESTLY, WHO DOESNT? THAT SHIT SLAPS.) [fORM IN PINNED]
sTOP TRYING TO USE THIS AS SOME ANONYMOUS FORUM TO SAY YOUR WEIRD THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR FLUSH CRUSHES OR WHATEVER!!! tHIS PAGE WAS MADE FOR CUTE LITTLE HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS!!! sMALL FUNNY TIDBITS!! nOT WHOSE A GOOD KISSER OR HOW SOMEONE PAILS OR WHATEVER WHATEVER GO BOTHER THE CONFESSION ACCOUNTS WITH THAT. NOT ME!! (aCTUALLY DONT DO THAT EITHER, MAYBE.) YEESH. AT THIS POINT IM JUST GONNA DO THEM ALL OFF THE DOME. >:/ [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @COMEDICcANIS WOULD CURL UP IN THEIR RECUPERATION TO SLEEP (LIKE A DOG)' HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/4A/6E/0E/4A6E0EC6EC3B5F7706EDBAE2EC4C2202.JPG SEE BELOW. [fORM IN PINNED]
🐾hey, that isN't actUally that bad! didN't kNow someoNe woUld thiNk this bUt that doesN't soUNd like aN awfUl idea :) hehe,
GUESS WHOSE AWAKE. >:] HEADCANONING WILL ENSUE SOON. BUT. NEW RULE? IF YOU DONT PUT AN @ (OR AT LEAST A *SPECIFIC* NAME. DONT JUST SAY 'VRISKA' OR 'CRONUS' OR 'KARKAT' VAGUELY.) IM NOT @ING ANYONE. TAKES TOO MUCH WORK!!! ANYWAYS. SEND YOUR HEADCANONS MY WAY. AND ILL BE POSTULATING MY OWN. ;3 [fORM IN PINNED]
cOOL. nO MORE HEAD CANONS. SHOPS CLOSED! FORM WILL STILL BE OPEN. IF YOU SEND ANY IN, i'LL POST EM OUT IN THE MORNING. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. HONK. SHOO. [fORM IN PINNED]
LAST CALL FOR ANY HEAD CANONS. IF i DONT GET ANY MORE FORM RESPONSES SOON, IM OFF TO CUPE!!! :P [NO WORRIES. ILL BE BACK IN THE MORNING.] LETS CALL IT TEN MIN, KAY? KAY. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... i THINK THE USER... ON THIS IS WRONG? iT SAYS UNUSED UTOPIA BUT i THINK THEY MEANT UNSEEN? SO. IM @ING UNSEEN. IF THAT WAS WRONG, THE TAG YOU PUT IN DIDNT EXIST OTHERWISE *DUMMY!!!!* 'i HEADCANON ... @UNSEENuTOPIA IS pOTENTIAL cHERUB. 0 FEATS, 0 RELEVANCE, 7 FAILED POSSESSION ATTEMPTS. eVEN IF WE IGNORE yIFFY, THEY'D STILL GET NARRATIONMOGGED BY THAT ONE NYMPH BOY. tHE GREEN ONE, YOU KNOW WHO i'M TALKING ABOUT. mAYBE EVEN THE AUTORESPONDER, WHO KNOWS?' ...WAIT, WHATS THE HEADCANON HERE? THAT THEY'D LOSE FIGHTS? UH MEHHH. THEY'VE BEEN HATING MY CHITS. ILL LET IT SLIDE. >:3 [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... tHIS ONE ALSO DOESNT HAVE A SPECIFIC USER! JUST SAYS A CRONUS! URG... @CASANOVASaNCHOR @AENEAScALDARIUM FIRST ACTIVE ONES i FOUND. *BOOM.* 'i HEADCANON ... HE STINKS LIKE A MEOWBEAST MEAL… AND IT’S NOT EVEN A HEADCANON! IT’S TOTALLY TRUE! THIS IS A warning GIRL!!! STAY away!!!! 😭.' DO THEY SMELL.... *FISHY?* HAHAHA [fORM IN PINNED]
I can deny that @casanovasAnchor stinks, he smells heavenly with his choice in soaps and cologne.
vwell it aint me, i smell like leather, musk, sea salt and tobacco, im real particular about my colognes
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT KANKRI (@CAVEATgUIDANCE) LOOKS HOT AS HELL WHEN HIS GUNS ARE IN HIS HANDS. THE CHIEF'S GUNS ARE AMAZING.' CANT TELL IF THIS MEANS GUNS (🔫) OR GUNS (💪) BUT SURE. [fORM IN PINNED]
I am quite sure wh9ever sent this meant guns as in the weap9n. I use gunkind... Wait d9es that say chief?
S9rry i'm just thinking things 6ecause. Reas9ns. I mean I 6elieve I kn9w wh9 sent this 6ut that pers9n and I.. Aren't all pu6lic yet. S9 keep the fact that y9u might p9ssi6ly kn9w t9 y9urself! Please!