KARKAT
@carcinizationGenesis
UTTERLY DELUSIONAL POLYMATH AND A RESIDENT OF EARTH-Z. ONLY HERE AS A FAVOR TO A FRIEND. PROBABLY NOT FROM YOUR UNIVERSE, DON'T ACT LIKE I AM, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAME HERE IN THE MIDST OF ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTICAL SORTS OF EVENTS EVER CONCEIVED, AND I DON'T YET HAVE AN EASY, IMMEDIATE WAY TO GET OVER THERE, NOR THE MEANS TO PUT TOGETHER A WORTHY LAST-MINUTE COSTUME, AND NO ONE EVEN TOLD ME UNTIL JUST NOW? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. I TRUST NONE OF YOU. THIS IS SO FUCKED.
i said i'm SORRY i didn't mention it before!!
For a simple 5 dollars, you can break @timelessGadabout knees
You get to saw them off.
FIRST I GET FOLLOWED BY A HOMUNCULUS VERSION OF MYSELF, AND THEN I GET FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE (NOT NAMING NAMES) WHOSE LAST FEW POSTS WERE ABOUT GETTING HIS BULGE SUCKED. CHITTR IS A PLACE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY JADE ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES HERE WHEN THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS?
簡単。言わなきゃいい。
IT'S PART OF HER RESEARCH. I CAN'T JUST TELL HER ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. I PROBABLY WILL TRIM OFF THE UNNECESSARY FAT THOUGH, SPARE HER FROM THE GRUESOME, STICKY, GYRATING DETAILS ABOUT THE CONTENT CONTAINED HERE, EXCEPT IN VERY BROAD AND VAGUE STROKES. I'M NOT GETTING INTO ALL OF THE DETAILS PEOPLE SHARE HERE ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE VARIOUS WAYS THEY LIKE TO GET THEIR BULGE WET.
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THAT'LL BE A WELCOME CHANGE IN FORM. FOR NOW, THOUGH, ITS HOMUNCULI AND BULGE SLOBBERING. AND APPARENTLY MY ANNOYING EX WHO CAN'T LEAVE SHIT ALONE. GOD HELP ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO I'M SERIOUS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??
That's homojarkat
They grew him in a jar
OKAY??? THEY GREW SOME OF MY FRIENDS IN A JAR, AND THEY TURNED OUT FINE. PHYSICALLY, AT LEAST.
#jadealwayswins
what have i done to make you doubt me.....
NO VERSION OF JADE IS NORMAL. I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. YOU LITERALLY GROWLED AT ME. WHO DOES THAT?
you could growl back no one is stopping you
I JUST GOT HERE, AND YOU ALREADY WANT ME TO DEBASE MYSELF LIKE THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? STRIDER ALREADY FUCKED MY ENTRANCE WITH HIS DRAMATIC BULLSHIT, AND YOU WANT ME TO GROWL LIKE A BARKBEAST IN PUBLIC? I DIDN'T EVEN STICK MY INITIAL LANDING, AND YET YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO MAKE ME FUMBLE MORE. LIKE YOU'RE THE ROADRUNNER AND I'M THE COYOTE AND YOU MADE IT HARMLESSLY THROUGH MY OVERDESIGNED TRAP, CAUSING ME TO CONFUSEDLY WALK THROUGH IT MYSELF AND GET A COMICALLY OVERSIZED ANVIL TO THE CRANIUM.
im literallyy so nice to you, i threw you a welcome party!!! but FIIINE you dont have to growl... not here at least. i will still get you alsooo i dunno if it means much but i am happy to see you
... FINE. TAKE YOUR PITHY "LIKE". WRENCHED FROM BETWEEN MY STIFFENED, RELUCTANT TYPESTUMPS AS AN ACT OF BEGRUDGING GOODWILL.
i am very happy!! thank you!!
PICKING A FIGHT WITH JADE RIGHT WHEN SHE STARTS HER EVIL ARC. I'M FUCKED.
YEAH!! YOU BETTER BE AFRAID!!!!
PAWS AT YOU MENACINGLY!!!
DON'T TELL ME THOSE ARE THE KILLER PAWS OF BLOOD AND DEATH AND PURE, UNADULTERATED EVIL? (THE K.P.B.D.P.U.E.)
HEH... YOU KNOW THEY ARE...
SPIN ATTACK!!!
