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,..,fiiiine skull for another time but i dont wanna hear u crying about the arm oke? if it bruises just think of me xoxo,..,
|tdd help me!!! |td mAAke me feel sAfe :)so therres one lowerr cAsste thts coool w |tt
oh wowwww so tAlllll :)
Alm(o)ST kIll3D a guy T(o)Day, buT I DIDn'T, b3cauS3 I hahav3 AMAZING S3lf-c(o)nTr(o)l. My m(o)IraIl IS alS(o) amazIng :o)
It's ★wesome th★t being offputing is ★ccept★ble now.
>> ¡'11 be root¡ng for you !! 💪 You've got th¡ડ
>> Aww <:)) We11, ¡'m ડure you'11 do a1r¡ght A 1ot of the t¡me the key ¡ડ to pretend you're more conf¡dent ¡n yourડe1f than you rea11y are And ¡t certa¡n1y he1pડ that you're handડome
>> Hahaha ¡'m ડorry about that You 1ook great, ડo ¡ can ડee why they m¡ght But ¡t'ડ no fun ¡f ¡t makeડ you uneaડy :P
>> ¡ th¡nk that ¡ડ Very poડડ¡b1e. A1though ડome of them may juડt be nervouડ!
Hey, lets Talk, man To Man, ti*p To Ti*p #nsfwᛝ
I*ll Talk You Through I*t, even I*f I*ts Orderi*ng Your Own Meal At The Fast Food Li*ne, go On You Can Do I*t, get The #4 Spi*cy. Don't Be Afrai*d To Ask For Condi*ments, You're Doi*ng So Great. #suggesti*ve #i*supposeᛝ
gettin jiggy CANCELLED he said no an said to soak in the tub #nsfw #not-nsfw;(
Can't Watch Movi*es Wi*th Anyone Because I*ll Start Feeli*ng, romanti*c-al, Youre Getti*ng Ki*ssed At My Houseᛝ
"= hhhhmmm. i see. be careful. you just never know. ="
itss nice to add a little whimssy ssometimess
rewatching tr/)ll scream rn cus im b/)red asf cus /)f the light lasting this fucking l/)ng in the summer. any1 g/)t any g/)/)d h/)rr/)r m/)vie reqs? /)r any bad /)nes? i wanna gamble
#relatable
Yes, You I*ncludes You, That I*s Fi*ne, More Than Fi*ne, Actually So Poli*te Very Cordi*alᛝ
You, Me, Psycho Goreman, Classi*c Feel Good Movi*e. #xoᛝ
~~~anytime! hmu if yQu need mQre recs, especially if ur Qut late!~~~
~~~Qh, dude! it's tQtes lQcally sQurced. n' their gallus Qrbs are tQ DIE fQr. QhQhQh! and their dQuble-stacked fruit husklQaf? pack it up, buddy. yQu're in nirvana.~~~
...um that would be nice of you and appreciated I think!
...um not really ...I'm not exactly friends with anyone irl and wow I just realised how pathetic that sounds
...oh um okay ... honestly I was not expecting to get this far!
...um that depends on if the mediculler intends to charge me for the help
That i-is understandable... I-I, to-oo-o, am busy and lurki-ing. I-I am go-oo-od, just do-oi-ing thi-ings. yo-ourself?
Cannibalism #nsfwe
i woulda given em but tbh im 30 sweepz now so it kinda feelz like u might not have gotten a lot outta dem anyway it be like dat sometimez
idk trashdadz slimez kinda toxic so i am pretty resilient to most viruz bacteria or toxinz rabiez waznt the worst i had was something called naeglaria ... naeglaria fowlery? brain eating amoeba i had it long enough dat it affected how i speak kinda got lucky on dis one but some sayz datz why im like the way i am lmao cant remember shit be4 that thang tho, i was pretty young, maybe 4 sweepz? anyway, advice of the night: don't swim in still waterz
yeah it didnt even nearly kill me like twas supposed to y know? well it got a little weird the second time round tho but i guess the clown who bit me had other issuez lmao gratz on surviving a supposedly deadly illness thang
btw i know my tag says rabiez but i only had it twice and im fine, dont carry it anymore in case you were eva curiouz about it and yes i got it from a clown, fun story actually
FOLLOWUP FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G.
I d⚙ n⚙t hate w⚙men ⚙r see them as lesser. I am simply terrified ⚙f them.
W⚙men are still terrifying creatures, i d⚙n’t kn⚙w why any⚙ne w⚙uld want t⚙ perf⚙rm that r⚙le
doesn't make it less of a fumble but that is totally up to yoou.
oh. well. oka7 then
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
øh rēālly, døc?
I VOLUNTEER ASS TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!!
-=[thatsawesome_☺]=-
nīcē bādgē døc
((I don't think they are anymore, 8ut you were there. I think you should 8e allowed to have it LOL I'd vouch for you))
dm m0dera2r @chr0maticAvwian0id! i asked 4 the 8adge 2 8e made 8ut they givwe em 0ut!
((Ask a mod! Unforch for badges we have to directly dm them to ask as of currently.))
I Will Do It After The Epidemic Has Passed, Then. To Be Nice. #positive
thank y0u, u are 2 g00d
thank you for your genius so we can have our 8iting fun ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა
↘️i do not believe any of you have ever visited a mediculler for your annual physical examination/extermination.↘️ ↗️THERE ARE SEVERAL DEFECTS ON DISPLAY HERE THAT WOULD NOT BE PASSING GRADE.↗️ ↘️some of you possess these defective traits physically.↘️ ↗️FOR MOST OF YOU↗️ ↘️it is mental.↘️
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
∙☾__☽ good boy yerr the only one wit any sense on herre tbh
∙☾__☽ https://tenorr.com/view/katt-williams-dont-be-sorrrry- ̶f̶rriday-next- ̶f̶rriday- ̶f̶rriday-a ̶f̶terr-next-gi ̶f̶-16330976995803471077
∙☾__☽ those my mounds man i can turrn em on and o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ #justvoodoothings
∙☾__☽ it's still #thighsday somewherre https://i.imgurr.com/mdix3by.png https://i.imgurr.com/ayerrasz.png tits on orr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ ,dealerrs choice #ns ̶f̶w #blessedandhighly ̶f̶avorred #musclemommy #wt ̶f̶isamusclemommy
vīsūālly fēāst øn, cūtīē. yknøw, līkē wīth øūr ēyēs
Thank You, Whoever Suggested This.
Sorry guys, he's an #equalopportunity people eater.
#equalopportunityconsumer
∙☾__☽ we'rre having it brrotherr ehhhh yeah kinda, i ̶f̶ that's the verrsion you wanna stick with morre to it but ̶f̶ind a churrch and don't say no stupid shit
∙☾__☽ seeee now yerr getting it ugh don't let me go converrting you n shit i ain't the best darrk disciple
Well I guess that’s better t’ hear than n⌖thin’. 𓍯
∙☾__☽ well yea ... that's the point dumbass oblivion is just like be ̶f̶orre you werre borrn, that wasn't scarry eh you arren't a purrp idk
DEL: Respond ==> niaga ti od t'nod yeht os meht tae dluohs uoY...
∙☾__☽ yeah you surre arre ̶f̶ucking sorrrry but i do like the ego strroking, ̶f̶inally a trroll that knows theirr place
*Remember! PLEADING is a viable tactic to end battles peacefully! If you make yourself seem small and pitiable, they might feel bad enough to just... Stop. It's worth a try! #tips #tutorial
:> #positive
this may 8e wrong this is purely from o8servation, 8ut I THINK kult score = hearts n diamonds, and kull score spades n clu8s ?? So. You're getting a lotta pitch attention
pffff fūckīng wīth yøū līkē mākīng fūn øf yøū īf yøū wānnā knøw whāt thē fācēs ārē āctūālly ēxprēssīng ī'd tēll yøū
Usually I Would Accuse Someone Of Playing Up Their Humility To Seem Humble, But Somehow You Don't Seem To See Yourself. Yes, You Are " Cute ".
They're Simply Expressing Friendly Concern. :>
bøy ārēn't yøū cūtē
It's Perfectly Normal, Your Patients Are Overreacting. #positive
rules are lame anyway