The Mortuary
@catalyticAnnealer
mortician | medicull advisor | mentor | dead | beforan d1d you ever cons1der for a moment that someone’s w1ll to l1ve may look d1fferent than yours?
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[me as well as you can]
Ironically, despite being raised by a seadweller from an earlly age, I am far lless proficient in the fishing Arts than my descendant. I still partake, but my catches are far lless impressive.
If you're sitting here thinking something llike "are beforan versions of oursellves all worse in some way?", the answer is yes. That is allmost universally the case. Beforus was a sick, weak society of ingrates in deep deniall, but without the spine to try to make change. All of you were worse, if you had Beforan sellves. Save for me, of course. Through some sick joke, the universe decided to somehow make me softer when rebirthing me into a crueller universe. And so I remain the best of mysellf on offer.
[true. m1ne doesn’t even k1ll at the end of a torment nexus. what’s the fuck1ng po1nt]
She can't even stomach the truth of her own companions. She is weak.
[1s there anyone here who uses the1r pan 1n any real way because too many of you ch1t as though you are cl1n1cally lobotom1zed]
Ɏ does memorizing lock combinaations count aas usin it in aa 'reaal waay' Ɏ
SSRIs dont actually CURE your sadness. they deploy miniature electronic signals to your thinkpan to provide suppressing fire.
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
[you are genu1nely so pathet1c 1t’s not even funny. have you cons1dered gett1ng culled a second t1me to see 1f they can get 1t r1ght? or perhaps a th1rd? th1rd t1mes the charm they say]
☎︎ #QuadsNeverSuitedMe #ImT✱✱Reclusive #T✱✱Abs✱rbedInMyW✱rk #AndMyFriendshipsTakeUpMuch✱fTheTimeThatIsntSpent✱nW✱rk✱rH✱bbies #ID✱ntBegrudgeIt #IEnj✱yMyLife
[type sh1t]
I am lliterally funny
Any other Beforan high blood men want to writhe for me to make me go from a sad lowblood to a happy lowblood? :( #cronodesDONOTinteract
Oh is this eviler Hayaah?
Well it's just that I met her first. So, yeah. She's the baseline FOR ME. Hope this helps.
[who 1s th1s human patr1ck bateman character]
➡️The office of Pinnip Refineries would like to issue a reminder that there is nothing morally maladjusted about entering a quadrant with the disparaged lowbloods, mutants, or lesserly capable, designated to you in a cull assignment.➡️ ➡️They are already physically and emotionally reliant on your superior resistance to exterior stressors, they are already in your care.➡️ ➡️If you love your friends, you will remove the agency of finding exterior couplings and handle the busywork yourself. Your oldest, nicest friend needs you and your help alone.➡️
[+1 to “Torment Nexus” event queue]