The Mortuary
@catalyticAnnealer
mortician | medicull advisor | mentor | dead | beforan d1d you ever cons1der for a moment that someone’s w1ll to l1ve may look d1fferent than yours?
I SHOULD SHᐛVE MY HEᐛD #ONDᐛLᐛM #ONDᐛLᐛMᐛNDBᐛLD
[w1ll you wear w1gs]
YUH BUT IDK WHEN
If I were Beforan and someone tried to Beforan cull me I wouldn't even Alternian cull them, I'd crazy blind rage black out kill them And then finish my smoothie. Ya, I had a smoothie at the beginning of this hypothetical.
RUNS INTO Dᐛ STREET ᐛN GETS HIT BY ᐛ BUGGY ᐛN U HᐛF 2 ᐛMPUTᐛTE MY LEG BUT EVYBODY TELLS U IM STILL ᐛN ENERGETIᑈ ᐛN HᐛPPY GRL LOOKING 4 HER 5EVER HOME
DON'T NEED DᐛT
[beforus was truly a restr1ct1ve hell. 1t seems 1 really could thr1ve 1n the more host1le altern1an env1ronment]
[+] huh. i sometimes feeL the same way, but y'know, reverse
[+] there's gotta be a PrinCe & the Pauper type situation goin' on somewhere with an ALternian and Beforan
[1 do m1ss 1t. the thr1ll of hunt, corner1ng them, the confess1ons, the begg1ng, the grovel1ng, the taste of adrenal1ne 1n the1r blood-f1lled hearts, the ceaseless hunger ceas1ng for a short wh1le]
you cool as fuck
damm she knows me
WHO WᐛNT ME BTW (ᐛNSᐛR: Dᐛ POLIPᑈE)
KILT ᐛ MᐛN
GUH. I DUNNO I TRY NᐛWT 2 FINK ᐛBOUDIT TOO LONG. LᐛWL.
[fa1r. then 1 recommend stay1ng away from cameras and change your number frequently]
Yᐛ OKᐛY FᐛNK U !!!1! I ᐛᑈKSHUᐛLLY DONT EBEN HᐛV ᐛ PHONE NUMBᐛ I ON DᐛT IPOD TOUᑈHE TYPE GRIND 💀 BUT ᑈᐛMᐛERᐛS..........I FORGEDᐛBOUT DEM SUMTIMES
It somewhat amuses me that my deeds under my first titlle are often attributed sollelly to that moniker. Many in the llate days of Beforus did not even know the two titlles bellonged to a singlle figure. So much unspoken praise for one, whille the other titlle was spat out with hatefull and fearfull tongue. What I woulldn't have given to see their faces if they coulld be tolld the truth.
[... clar1fy. what do you mean two t1tles]
Schoollfeeding simplly isn't what it once was.
[1 cant even argue w1th that, 1ts so ass. but... theres no way you were both. l1ke, how- more l1ke what happened 1 guess? because 1 can respect the 'blow1ng myself up and tak1ng everyone w1th me' mental1ty, but what the fuck happened 1n the m1ddle]
They ruined my llife. That's all I intend to say on the matter.
[the n1ght they told me 1 had a descendant 1 genu1nely felt my soul leave my body btw. 1 swore off hookups after that]
It rather puzzlled me as well, considering the llife I llead. I was no stranger to being a parentall figure, but a biollogicall descendant? Unexpected.
[1t really threw me off. m1ne happen to show up w1th1n my l1fet1me, wh1ch, l1ke, come on. they wanted me to try to do the whole “keep h1m as your charge” th1ng and that’s where 1 drew the l1ne. absolutely the fuck not. a mentor, f1ne, but 1’m not bu1lt for all that]
My first order of business, I think, is to petition the administration of this website to include a comprehensive sorting system of all users. Perhaps account tags, non-optional, not decided by whom they are applied to. Scientist, Pitch-baiter, Fight-Sexual. Artisan. Floozy, in terms of my dancestor. These can be turned into their own separate feeds, as well as entirely blocked from your own feed if you so desire. My services are at the disposal of the administrators, if they want things to be run in an orderly and dignified manner.
[hm, 1 was an adv1sory board member there once. 1ts poss1ble you may have heard of those two m1ss1ng academ1cs who were found to be egreg1ously overstepp1ng the boundary between culler and cullee. 1 was asked by the school to take over the1r pos1t1ons for a t1me. how could 1 say no to help shap1ng the m1nds of future]
I think I remember reading about that in the schools archives. I read you were an effective educator.
Or. Advisor? The records were a little disintegrated
[a b1t of everyth1ng, as these th1ngs go when an educat1on fac1l1ty 1s lack1ng sorely 1n all departments. they kept me as an adv1sor and gave me the t1tle of assoc1ate professor only after 1 left. typ1cal]
Classic education infrastructure. Another thing I'd change if I were in charge.
[perhaps. your 1ntent1ons are there but 1 have a feel1ng your execut1on would need some work]
I would hire you as an advisor of course. I need qualified individuals from across the hemospectrum. Imperial Berforus' administrative problem is largely due to a lack of perspective.
[mmm, yes, th1s was often why 1 shoehorned my way 1nto adv1sory pos1t1ons. a thankless task, but an 1mportant task nonetheless. 1f you do somehow ga1n a foot1ng somewhere on th1s s1de of the spl1nternet, you are welcome to try contact1ng me]
Understood. I'll keep in touch should I be in need of your services, however unlikely that may be considering... Being dead.
[yes yes, the be1ng dead th1ng. however, see1ng as how there are ghosts aplenty here, 1t may not be an 1mposs1ble task. d1ff1cult, but not 1mposs1ble]