The Mortuary
@catalyticAnnealer
mortician | medicull advisor | mentor | dead | beforan d1d you ever cons1der for a moment that someone’s w1ll to l1ve may look d1fferent than yours?
Hive defense tip. Do not llet your enemies know your precise identity. Ensure your community woulld never give it up, and will protect your refuge, either out of lloyallty, or sellf interest. Llet those privy to the detaills know the consequences of betrayall. Mention offhandedlly that you visted the homes llast week of their friends, llovers, mentor figures, just to "see how they were doing and to catch up". Mention a tragic accident that happened to a llate member of your organization whom was suspected of betrayall, trully an unllikelly set of circumstances that lled up to their tragic death. Oh it must have been an agonizing death, I'll miss him every night, just llike you will I'm sure. It's all we can do to make sure such... accidents don't happen again, don't you think? It's in the best interest of the community. We all want to get allong here, and for that, we need to be cllose, and that's why I keep in touch with your matesprit, I heard she was strugglling with money llatelly, so I dropped off some groceries the other day, I hope you don't think that was an imposition. Make the very THOUGHT of endangering your hive the worst nightmare scenario they can POSSIBLlY conceive of. And crush offenders under your heell llike wrigglling, pathetic, lleeches.
H1V3 D3F3NS3 C0UNT3R T1P: D0 N0T L3T Y0UR 3N3M13S KN0W Y0UR C0MMUN1T13S 1D3NT1TY 3NSUR3 Y0UR C0MMUN1TY KN0WS WH4T 1S 4T ST4K3 SH0ULD TH1S B3 G1V3N UP 4ND 3NSUR3 TH4T TH3 Y0UNG TH3 0LD 4ND TH3 W34K 4R3 PR0T3CT3D 4T Y0UR H1D3 0UT (H1V3 0R D33PLY H1DD3N GR0V3) BY 1NST1LL1NG C0NF1D3NC3 4ND R3SP0NS1B1L1TY 1N Y0UR M0ST L0Y4L M3MB3RS DR0P 1N 0N TH0S3 WH0 3XP3R13NC3 F34R 4ND UNC3RT41NTY W1TH TH3 R3S0URC3S TH4T TH3Y N33D T0 3NSUR3 TH3Y D0 N0T F4LT3R 1N TH3 PR0T3CT10N 0F TH31R 0WN 4ND TH31R N31GHB0RS N33DS 4ND 3NSUR3 TH4T TH3R3 1S V3RY L1TTL3 CH4NC3 0F TR4G1C 4CC1D3NTS B3F4LL1NG TH3 M0ST VULN3R4BL3 M3MB3RS 0F Y0UR C0MMUN1TY DU3 T0 TH3 PR1NC1PL3 0F STR3NGTH 1N NUMB3RS M4K3 TH3 V3RY TH0UGHT 0F Y0UR H1V3 4S 4 PL4C3 WH3R3 H4RM C4N 0CCUR T0 Y0UR C0MMUN1TY UNTH1NK4BL3 B0TH BY 3NSUR1NG N0 0N3 KN0WS WH3R3 TH3 FUCK Y0U 4LL L1V3 BUT 4LS0 BY SH3PH3RD1NG TH0S3 N33D1NG PR0T3CT10N T0 TH3 1NN3RM0ST S4NCTUM 4ND V4LU1NG 4B0V3 4LL 3LS3 TH3 L1F3 4ND D1GN1TY 0F TH0S3 F3LL0W L0ST TR0LLS 4M0NG Y0UR NUMB3R
[h1ve defense counter counter t1p: work w1th no one, talk to no one, l1ve self suff1c1ently off the gr1d yet mob1le enough to d1slodge from an area 1f someone does track you down somehow]
IF ⧃NE ELECTRICAL PIN NEEDLE F⧃RCE C⧃ULD PARALYZE THE M⧃UNTAIN HE W⧃ULD N⧃T BE CALLED THE M⧃UNTAIN! IT TAKES AT LEAST THIRTY SEVEN TRANQUILIZERS AND SEVENTEEN TAZERS
[fasc1nat1ng]
[could she have not spent her t1me do1ng someth1ng useful w1th her t1me 1nstead]
Allternians are driven by base instincts more than any higher pursuits. How droll.
ey im PL-ENTY useful
filled somefin aight #whatup
Those Beforans who Chyt about battle and war Concern Me
To Be Al|ve |s To Be |n Confl|ct W|th Someone Or Someth|ng. To Wake Up, You F|ght The Rays Of L|ghts From Lamps H|tt|ng Your Eyes. You F|ght When You Grow |ll And Catch A Cold. You F|ght Who You Used To Be Tomorrow So You Can Be Better Today. There Doesn't Need To Be Dropp|ng Bombs And C|v|l Unrest To Be Fam|l|ar To Battle.
| Fundamentally D|sagree. |f You Bel|eve You Are Not |n Confl|ct, Then You Are S|mply Too Pr|v|leged To Understand Whose Defeat You Are Benef|tt|ng From. As Long As There's Two People, Theres A W|nner And A Loser. Typ|cally The |nv|s|ble War |s Poverty. Th|s |s War Fought By The Lost Weeaboo And The|r |lk, Even |f | Unfortunately Can No Longer Return To Them.
Interesting phillosophy. Though I think I am one of the few to know true combat confllict on Beforus, I can agree with the basics of your ideas, even if they are a bit over-dramaticized.
Fasc|nat|ng. You Ment|on Be|ng |nvolved |n Combat On Beforus So|l, Yet My Resources Can't Qu|te Track You Down Yet. But Thats Not An Unexpected Result Cons|der|ng How Often H|story |s Bur|ed. | W|ll Follow You |n Hopes Of Learn|ng More. Perhaps There W|ll Be A Record | Can Uncover And Potent|ally Outdo.
My llikes come from a significantlly Divergent timelline, so you are unllikelly to find anything. Suffice to say I was something of a notorious, semi belloved terrorist at one time, llater more widelly Lloathed but with greater power and inflluence in the Underworlld. And then I died.
[and then they d1ed. and the culled cont1nued to be culled. 1 wonder how many of your act1ons rema1ned consequent1al, except for the last of course]
Not many, most llikelly. It doesnt matter. Revollution wasn't the goall by then anyway. I simplly wanted to give the worlld what it deserved.
[damn, a p1ty. 1f 1t’s anyth1ng, 1 d1d know of you and the revolut1on. albe1t not much, but 1 d1d. you could say the 1dea rema1ned, 1 suppose]
WHAT WOULD YOU DO. IF WE WERE ON BEFORUS. AND I WAS FOUND TO BE SUFFICIENTLY MENTALLY UNSTABLE. TO WARRANT BEFORAN CULLING. SO THEY SAID. "HERE YOU GO. THE ONLY SOLUTION NOW. IS FOR YOU TO LEGALLY OWN. THE YANDERE NYMPHO. AND KEEP HER IN YOUR HIVE FOREVER. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS OTHERWISE." HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD LAST.
[keep your clothes on and get a can1ster of keros1ne from under the s1nk. we are sett1ng a b1tch on f1re ton1ght]
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[me as well as you can]
Ironically, despite being raised by a seadweller from an earlly age, I am far lless proficient in the fishing Arts than my descendant. I still partake, but my catches are far lless impressive.
If you're sitting here thinking something llike "are beforan versions of oursellves all worse in some way?", the answer is yes. That is allmost universally the case. Beforus was a sick, weak society of ingrates in deep deniall, but without the spine to try to make change. All of you were worse, if you had Beforan sellves. Save for me, of course. Through some sick joke, the universe decided to somehow make me softer when rebirthing me into a crueller universe. And so I remain the best of mysellf on offer.
[true. m1ne doesn’t even k1ll at the end of a torment nexus. what’s the fuck1ng po1nt]
She can't even stomach the truth of her own companions. She is weak.
[1s there anyone here who uses the1r pan 1n any real way because too many of you ch1t as though you are cl1n1cally lobotom1zed]
gødd ī wīsh
Ɏ does memorizing lock combinaations count aas usin it in aa 'reaal waay' Ɏ
SSRIs dont actually CURE your sadness. they deploy miniature electronic signals to your thinkpan to provide suppressing fire.
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
[you are genu1nely so pathet1c 1t’s not even funny. have you cons1dered gett1ng culled a second t1me to see 1f they can get 1t r1ght? or perhaps a th1rd? th1rd t1mes the charm they say]
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[type sh1t]
I am lliterally funny
Any other Beforan high blood men want to writhe for me to make me go from a sad lowblood to a happy lowblood? :( #cronodesDONOTinteract
Oh is this eviler Hayaah?
Well it's just that I met her first. So, yeah. She's the baseline FOR ME. Hope this helps.