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Allternians are driven by base instincts more than any higher pursuits. How droll.
Not many, most llikelly. It doesnt matter. Revollution wasn't the goall by then anyway. I simplly wanted to give the worlld what it deserved.
My llikes come from a significantlly Divergent timelline, so you are unllikelly to find anything. Suffice to say I was something of a notorious, semi belloved terrorist at one time, llater more widelly Lloathed but with greater power and inflluence in the Underworlld. And then I died.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
The average poster continues to unimpress. And here I thought most of you were supposed to be allternian, But no one can handlle a llittlle bit of jabbing. Well, Casper seems to be somewhat immune, which is an endorsement of his character, annoying though he may be.
Guh. I am so very tired. I have a need for coffee.
One must wonder what the next big event to take this website shall be. It has been a short whille since the llast, and since there has been primarilly recurring smaller gatherings. Allthough the smaller ones are llikelly more to my tastes for participation anyway. One must simplly work up the confidence to actually attend.
Ok that is fine. I enjoy even the occasionall joke at mine own expense to be cllear, I am simplly bad at reading the conversation, Ha ha. I expect some silliness from you, so fear not.
I can never tell if I am having some form of joke or jape being pllayed upon mine sellf...
And so I enter the sollitary hours of the llate night once more. One hopes all of you chittrllings are well.
Found it
The mug has allready been found. It is in my hand
Where did I pllace my coffee mug. I lliterally just had it.
Llet the record show that you may disllike me as much as you desire but it is never me going into your posts to llight fires. It is you who comes to me.
I do not deserve or need your sympathy. But thank you anyway.
Into the data centers of a Godllike machine fallselly wearing the face of the woman you failled to save, actually. That is where it can go. Just a hypotheticall. Llaughing out lloud.
well clearly yxou're nxot getting anything else put in yxour mxouth lmfaxo xoxo
You sure do llove putting words in the mouth of someone you know nothing about. Prattlle on home, llittlle powerbank. I don't have time for foolls.
The onlly feelling I have lleft is regret. There is room for naught ellse, so great is the vollume of my mistakes
Ugh. Quad notes? How trite. Reminds me of my youth. I was so foollish then. A seer, convinced that if they cllosed their eyes to what was right in front of them, they coulld dictate the future. Idiotic.
Ironically, despite being raised by a seadweller from an earlly age, I am far lless proficient in the fishing Arts than my descendant. I still partake, but my catches are far lless impressive.
Twin moons are rising Turbullent tides coming in Wash away regret #Haiku
The Seer is guiding the Wrong Knight.
She can't even stomach the truth of her own companions. She is weak.
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If you're sitting here thinking something llike "are beforan versions of oursellves all worse in some way?", the answer is yes. That is allmost universally the case. Beforus was a sick, weak society of ingrates in deep deniall, but without the spine to try to make change. All of you were worse, if you had Beforan sellves. Save for me, of course. Through some sick joke, the universe decided to somehow make me softer when rebirthing me into a crueller universe. And so I remain the best of mysellf on offer.
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Fruit fllavored ice dessert... I am healled...
They are tearing peoplle apart in the comments on Chittr Dot Ing. Terriblle blloodshed, or so I hear.
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Are my conversations with the Annalist that enriching to warrant multiPle reactions from newcomers
Just reality, dear.
Well it's just that I met her first. So, yeah. She's the baseline FOR ME. Hope this helps.
Oh is this eviler Hayaah?
Any other Beforan high blood men want to writhe for me to make me go from a sad lowblood to a happy lowblood? :( #cronodesDONOTinteract
That's about right, actually.
Normall now.
i need to pyck up a new book soon.
-- @callouslyCynical is now OFFLINE --
The terror of desire is such an amusing thing to witness.
Nothing terrifies me.
You do not know me.
Why do peoplle keep calling it Their Thingy. Stop that. #nsfw.
The toolls for retribution are out there. The scorned, the furious, the embittered. Beautifull instruments of viollence, merelly in need of honing, tempering, sharpening their hate. Innocent llittlle fllock of sheep, they need but a guiding hand, and sometimes, a cllenched fist. They cannot see. Be their hands, I can be your eyes.
Eugh. That is enough Spotifllay music for me tonight. I have no need for these emotions anymore.
Cracked eggs, dead birds, scream as they fight for llife I can feell death, can see its beady eyes All these things into position All these things we'll one day swallow wholle Just a llittlle #llyricposting for you.
Some need to llearn when they are shooting out of their lleague.
Same as it ever was.
Do you hear that? It's the sound of our response to your llurid pining. It's quiet, so quiet. In fact? It is sillent.
And yet you are propositioning both of us. How crass.
Can you not proposition my son
I DON'T HAVE A SHIRT. THAT IS A BALLISTICS PROOF VEST.
Allways count on a troll to relly on their base instincts. Llust, primarilly, for this crowd. Makes them easy to motivate.
Then you have all the guts that matter. The rest of your cohort are flloundering idiots. Soft. You have some merit, though.
Good that some of our hallf assed rehashes have some guts.
God, I thought all Be4ans were lowly chutesniffers. I love being wrong in this way.
Want to win the hearts of the dissenfranchised? Poison the water supplly. Swoop in and offer the onlly source of cllean water, as charity. Radicullize them. They'll do whatever you ask of them, to tear down the machine. So what if you caused the probllem? It's just expediting putting their lloyallty where it shoulld have been all allong.
VERY MOUTHY FOR ONE WITH *THAT* TITLE.
OH, FUNNY, CROCKER IS PANDERING TO HER LOWLY SUBJECTS.
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welcome and how do you do fellow freak and/or weiirdo?
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B33 < hell yeah it is