@catastrophicGalaxy — #horror
AFTER BEING GIVEN A GENEROUS DONATION OF DAMARA MEGIDO TIME CLONES!!!! I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAVE CONDUCTED MY EXPERIMENTATION ON THE ALTERNATE'S MIND!!!! THIS POST WILL BE MY SUMMARY OF MY FINDINGS!!!!! THOSE THAT WILL READ THIS POST WILL THINK THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS UTTERLY UNMORAL BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT TIME CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO YADA YADA!!! AND TO THAT!!! I SAY!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! TAKE YOUR YADA YADAS AND BLAH BLAHS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!! NOW THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IS TO STUDY THE BRAIN LENGTHS OF ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL CLONES AND IF THEY DIFFERENTIATE FROM EACH OTHER!!! THINK OF THIS LIKE T...Read more
I, DEXTER VUZREI, AM ASKING THE PEOPLE OF CHITTR IF THEY COULD VOLUNTEER FOR A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!!!! SPECIFICALLY THOSE THAT ARE DUPLICATES OF OTHER TROLLS OR HUMANS!!! FOR EXAMPLE!!! TWO SETS OF KARKATS WOULD BE GREAT FOR THIS!!!! YOUR MIND WILL BE PROBED!!!! HOWEVER!!!! AS A REWARD YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX!!!!! #HORROR #MEDICALSTUFF? #HUMANEXPERIMENTATION
GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE!!!! I FOUND THE SOURDOUGH STARTER!!!! BAD NEWS IS THAT I HAD TO PUT IT DOWN BECAUSE IT DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR TROLL FLESH!!!!! #HORROR