Equius Zahhak
@centaursTechnician
D —> Oh okay
D —-> I apologize for my lack of posting whatsoever I have been locked in a state of grief however I believe I am doing better how are we doing
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Hi, Mr. Zahhak! Hope you're doing swell now. I shall grace you with my good luck!
m'sorry to hear, pardner! hope yer alri6ht!
D —-> Thank you very much, I hope it will help me feel better D —-> However even if it doesn’t I appreciate it anyways
heCk ya pardner! flex them musCles 'n' knoCk them troubles out! ^◡^
D —-> I am so hungry. I could eat. A
8=D < ......
D —-> My confession is. I am deeply, truly in love with that girl. I mustn’t say who out of shame but it is not who you might think
D —-> Where do we submit our confessions
just say them 0ut l0ud! be brave :)
D —-> Would do it again in a heartbeat #serketposting
D —-> I will save you when no one else could
WHAT?
D —-> I can’t find her I can’t fi% her
i know she's been around my house a few times. not sure if the tsprite would be someone in question about whereabouts or not.. other than that, i think i'm pooped of ideas.
D —-> I have been waiting for her but I doubt it as she was ignoring both of us, but I appreciate it greatly thank you
D —-> I miss my stupid kismesis
. . . . . . . . . . . FUCK IT RECHITT.
D —-> I’m going to start tearing the wall apart with my teeth
Are you okay?!!!
I'll hug you!! So you feel all better!!!!
:33< okay ill shooshpap mew give meow mewer coords
:33< i dont think im mewre nepeta but sure ill go to my equihisses hive on earth c is that gonna be mew?
:33< alright fine here i go but when i dont show up at mewre hive dont clawmm crying to meow!
D —-> Perhaps I am beginning to understand her sentiments
D —-> This is terrible. Good morning
:33< meowrning equihiss!
:33< im doing leagues betpurr than i was yestpurrday thanks fur asking :DD :33< how about mew?
D —-> I am very glad to hear it. Today has not been well so far but it is in my hopes that it will improve
:33< well i hope mewre day purrns around and beclawmse pawsome!
It's good to see you too -Equius, )(ope your )(aveFIN a good morning
:33< mewre furry welclawme!
D —-> I hope everyone is having fun at the gala. Huff
>>| yet not .everyone. #outgala
D —-> Also why is Serket on the ground
mghhhhhhhh fuck off.
D —-> I have yet to find what I am 100king for
D —-> She is so uuhhhhgnnn I cannot tolerate this I want her in the ground #suggestive
:33< whos this nyow?
:33< yeah but i dont! :33< equihiss i have a shipping wall to update!!! :33< think of the ships!!!
:33< thank mew the wall will be updated accordingly
D —-> I am concerned by the lack of roommate in my hive. What
NO. THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE, JOHN.
IT MEANS MOST TROLLS WOULD RATHER FACE THE MOST PAINFUL OF CULLINGS INSTEAD OF COMING CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH A WHIFF OF YOUR RANCID ODOR.
NO.
D —-> Yes I am unsurprised by this actually. You are the second most dreadful person I have ever met
SEE, YOU'D THINK A FEW SWEEPS WOULD BE ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO REFLECT ON HOW REPULSIVE YOU ARE. UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS TOO OPTIMISTIC WITH THAT ASSUMPTION. I MEAN. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY SUCKING MY METAPHORICAL PITCH BULGE RIGHT NOW, ZAHHAK. THAT'S DISGUSTING. NOT TO MENTION ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO VRISKA.
D —> I want her
TH4T 1S 4 L13
PUTT1NG TWO D4SH3S 1S WH4T G1V3S YOU -->
1'LL BOTH3R YOU 4LL 1 W4NT
D —-> How about instead you join me in bothering someone else
1F 1T'S VR1S FUCK1NG GL4DLY >;]