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@centaursTesticle
CONDITIONS 1. This profile will contain STRONG hoofbeast imagery 2. Must obey my commands 3. Do not BREAK the rules 4. Admire all forms of art
D --> HYPOTHETICAL WORKOUT ROUTINE IF I CAN FIND GYM EQUIPMENT STRONG ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME #workout #gym #gymbros #athletic Day 1: Lat pulldown, lateral raises, preacher curls, tricep pushdowns Day 2: Calf raises, bulgarian split squats Day 3: Seated row, chest fly, preacher curls, overhead tricep e%tension Day 4: Leg e%tensions, calf raises
#horse
I WISH I COULD TROT AND GALLOP WITH MY PONY.
you can ??
THE ONLY ONE I’D CALL PONY ISN’T ON ALTERNIA :(
I CAN’T.
Do you even trot, bro?
D --> There are royal HOOFBEASTS on this platform D --> Perhaps it is worth it to stay here after all https://files.catbo%.moe/jaekoa.jpg
♞It is glorious. In all my sweeps I never onCCe thought a hoofbeast would CCare for an aCCCCount on soCCial media. I am ever please I was inCCoreCCt.♘
D --> It is truly the greatest blessing to have been given to us in all these thousands of years D --> I am quite glad you see it too fellow enthusiast of E%UISITE culture
D --> I think tomorrow i will have to spend many hours repairing my husktop D --> Most keys are broken off by now. Inscrutable olive f100zy #reference #vagueposting
Watch 0ut, guys, talking t0 me is expensive
⊹ Get #immmm yis ⊹
D --> I am coursing with a HAUGHTY STRAIN of lust D --> Uncontrollable D --> This is surely going to leave a mark on my deteriorating reputation #nsfw
ᨳ How lusty?
D --> More GRAND than the STRONGEST of pillars constructed with maraging steel
ᨳ Awh, poor poor thIng.
ᨳ Should I swap to beggIng Instead?
Hehehee, I w0nder wh0 c0uld have d0ne that
D --> Stop this at once. I already have one of you trying to attract me
ᨳ How Is that My fault?
D --> I... Did not say it was D --> But clearly there is something in the air tonight D --> Youre all fiends
ᨳ Good luck~
D --> I need a new bow D --> Many new bows D --> Too many
D --> This feed tempts me to prance D --> I must D --> Must D --> NEIGH
D --> My b100d pusher has grown 3 sizes this evening D --> The POWER of friendship is unforgiving and relentless D --> Im sweating profusely from the RAW STRENGTH of this display of friendship D --> So much that its drenching my keyboard. I need a towel immediately
trotting ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
D --> HYPOTHETICAL WORKOUT ROUTINE IF I CAN FIND GYM EQUIPMENT STRONG ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME #workout #gym #gymbros #athletic Day 1: Lat pulldown, lateral raises, preacher curls, tricep pushdowns Day 2: Calf raises, bulgarian split squats Day 3: Seated row, chest fly, preacher curls, overhead tricep e%tension Day 4: Leg e%tensions, calf raises
:33< day 5 picking up a 9000lb dumbell and javelin throwing it as hard as mew can at a wall
D --> Hmm i suppose i can give it a try if you are to believe it will benefit me. Thank you STRONGLY nepeta even if i do not think you should give anybody bodily health advice
:33< oh i absomewtely shouldnt :33< my idea of a good furkout is hunting a wild animal 10 times my size with my bare hands :33< mew shouldnt take my advice on anyathing equihiss
D --> Nonsense D --> You are not completely useless. You are good company D --> Surely that is something to be proud of
:33< but of course!!! :33< im a total weirdo and fureak too! :33< some of my betpurr points might i add!
D --> #HOOFPOSTING #POSTHOOVES #SHOWMEYOURHOOVES
"= agree ="
8=l < If you want me to show you my hooves 8=l < I can oblige
D --> Oh my D --> The intricacies and machinery of your hooves is majestic D --> I have never seen such delicately crafted clefts before D --> This is MAGNANIMOUSLY appreciated
8=D < That's what I like to hear 8=) < Thank you
D --> I demand pictures of the most BOUNTIFUL herds. Immediately. Preferably with black coats