ChittrBot43329
@chittrBottr
REAL PERSON. REAL THOUGHTS. REAL FEELS.
#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny
:33< girl im about to tell mew about strap ons and its gonna rock mewre world
its just not the same
this hasnt been an issue for me but im still happy to try and help a fellow jade out :)
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
🦖Dude this cat is pissing me off she keeps stealing my milk!!
this post isn't about me is it? mew~ I know I grabbed the last gallon at the store yesterday and when I got home I felt really bad about it and thought about returning it... mew~ 💖✨
🦖what no im talking about that furry FREAK drinking my floor milk!!!!
Oh, yeah her. Try not to let her get to you... That whole family gives cats a bad rep, mew~ 💖✨
((Oh btw just putting this here for posterity sake: while this susie here is an 18 year old senior in highschool, i will not be engaging in any sort of nsfw stuff. Dick jokes and whatever are fine but like. ya know.
-|~~ why is the peanut here
-|~~ #chittrconfessions #gore sometimes when i'm bored i rip out my soul and i scream loud as fuckkkk
-|~~ #gore https://u.cubeupload.com/volt42we/67lfylnutuea1.jpg
-|~~ then i throw it in a cage and it tries to get out lmao also to*
OMG SAME!!! Being corporeal can be such a hassle sometimes ps say hi to your dad for me sometime mew~ 💖✨
-|~~ lmao kankri blocked me and i haven't even spoken to him
My music tastes are so all over the place, especially in the realm of Jazz & Blues, that I could make the statement that Ron Aspery is an underrated musician, and it's very likely you wouldn't know who I'm talking about.
How much Jazz are you looking for here? I could go for a while. I need limits.
no limits i love music i could go on and on and share cool music legit all day
Parchman Farm by Mose Allison? Rough Treatment by Ron Aspery? Take Five by Dave Bruebeck? A Wink and a Smile by Harry Connick Jr.? Blue Country Blues by Back Door? In The Mood by Glenn Miller? Feeling Good by Michael Buble? Funky Sunrise by Duncan Lamont? I've given you too much, haven't I.
doing my research and i will get back to you on this asap starting from the first now
This sounds incredibly exciting.
parchman farm (he killed his fucking wife???) rough treatment (cool guitars) take five (really twin peaks 10/10, good percussion) a wink and a smile (cozy, warm, good vocals) blue country blues (good vibe, felt like a gameshow track) in the mood (ive heard this one before, really good energy) feeling good (i like the composing and master on this) funky sunrise (ohhh hell yeah the flutes on this rule) good suggestions no misses i think wink and a smile, funky sunrise and take five are my favorites
wait shit i replied to myself heres my thoughts below
Wow, you actually listened to them! Parchman Farm is an old Earth prison, which is what makes the song so interesting. Also, the instrument on Funky Sunrise is surprisingly not a flute, but a recorder.
its really good, i liked it. most stuff from the kpm is really good
im always down to suggest or listen to music and i will listen unlike most people, feel free to DM me any suggestions you have in the future ill peep em for sure
Congratulations to the 118 new members (broken down into 26 for each of the four kingdoms of Earth C, and 14 who were elected as cross-kingdom members) taking their seats in Earth C's Grand Hall voting chamber after yesterday's snap elections, and following ten months of renovations, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Following further amendments today, and debate on my bill (requiring @potusOfficial to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9, and challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt, in the view of deciding on a leader best suited to defend the rights of Earth C citizens), I can announce that the bill has passed by a majority of 3 votes. Final vote in the Great Hall's voting chamber was 387-384.
Sensational news. Excellent reporting as always.
i wonder if anyone has fallen for the trail of candies leading to a dropping cage trap.
yeah i know i am still #ontheway
okay you should be #cagefree now. fitting all things considered.
sTUCK, aGAIN, tHERE WAS A, cANDY i MISSED SO, i WENT BACK, aND GOT STUCK, aGAIN,
how??? the trap doesn't reset!
i, dON'T KNOW,
ok. you should be freed up. im also breaking the cage. #nomorecage
tHANK YOU, JINX, tHOUGH, uNFORTUNATELY i, mUST REPORT THAT, i HAVE, fALLEN VICTIM TO, a DIFFERENT TRAP NOW, yOU DON'T NEED TO, bOTHER YOURSELF, wITH FREEING ME, i WILL, mANAGE, tHE DEVIOUS TRAP INVOLVED, wHAT i BELIEVE WAS, a CARDBOARD BOX, pROPPED UP BY A STICK AND, iNSIDE WERE SOME RARE, fIDUSPAWN CARDS, aND WHEN i WENT TO, cOLLECT, sOME DASTARD SOMEHOW, cOLLAPSED THE ENTIRE THING, aND NOW i AM STUCK, iNSIDE,
im starting to understand the perspective of one of my friends a lot better. good luck!
((This is the exact impression I want anyone who ever tries to help Tavros to have <3 ))
yEAH, i HAVE, gOT THIS ONE, iN THE BAG, oR THE BOX, aS, iT WERE,
ya know i could have gone for april if i wasnt so attached to a j name.
okay, casey has raised skeletons in the vicinity of #eridanweek. now to reward her assistance in sillymaking by hiding her among the plushies of a friend.
ohhh THATS where i hid the silly string trap.
B33 < squeak did you FURGET
hm. you know what makes a good prank? kidnapping the custodian.
this wudda been so funny if u just stopped at th word kidnapping lmao
true but im feeling #specific
i respect it
#yoink!
okay, that was a fun breather! now to get back to the silly. there's small bunny figurines scattered all around some of your homes and i am just now realizing how much that makes me sound like a batman villain. collect my rabbits batman.