♠ hated by @clairvoyantGhostlight
"getting off" you say...?
[DIDN'T YOU HEAR #HITTR? YOU #AN NOW BUY BEAR $HAPED GOLDEN EMBEDDED $TANLEY #↑$ AT $TARBU#K$ THAT #OME WITH A LITTLE LABUBU $TRAW! BUT HURRY ↑ IVE HEARD $ALE$ ARE LIMITED PER $TORE]
[I ALREADY HAVE MINE OF #OUR$E I GAVE THE BARI$TA A BLOWJOB ]
[JU$T $OMETHING YOU GOTTA MA$TER REALLY YOU'LL GET THERE $OMEDAY]
[#AN $OMEONE GO AND HATE ALL MY #HIT$ $O MY KULL $#ORE #AN BE EQUAL TO MY KULT I$ PI$$ING ME OFF]
Fishblood upset cuz the Universe's equ lizer won't tip in her direction. Where've I seen this before? (EVERYWHERE)
[Fortune telling is all a bunch of nonsense][Obviously][But tarot might just be the silliest]<Yes, let's ask the playing cards what they think>[They're not magical, but pretty pictures are enough to convince the lowest common denominator]
do YOU *ant a chance *ith joe mama *hale heres your chance. fill out the form and ill pri-ately message you *ith my gracious thoughts no dudes need apply
if i posted a pic of myself, youd be frothin at the mouth to get you a taste of big joe dont e-en act like youre abo-e that
i dont kno* *hat i did to deser-e those reactions so im only going to assume the hate reacts to my last post of joy are accidental misclicks of the like react. thanks guys
things ha-e ne-er been better at my hi-e. chichis back *here she belongs, shes not lea-ing e-er again, ser-ants doin their jobs, im amazingly handsome and fuckable. its *onderful all in all.
youre wwelcome to try but my faithful hopegasm counters the vvast nothiningness a your nook wwithout fail shake it all you like i wwill not succumb to your feminine wwiles
im not sayin wwords im spittin facts that your feeble pan wwill nevver grasp on account a bein feeble an girlish an so vvery teeny tiny
do you need a place to stay :)
im all alone in this big safe hi-e thats de-oid of any and all threats to safety sighhh if only some buxom rust broad *ould come back *here she belongs
it's not a hard assumption to jump to? just tellin' me it was unintentional don't exaCt lessen the 6low. like C'mon, man. how am i always in the wrong on this shit?
i like seein da guy wh⨁ p⨁inted us t⨁ the keldam b⨁y ⨁n the feed is funny hel⨁⨁⨁⨁⨁ i kn⨁w wh⨁ y⨁u are! 😘 - THE BOSS
ðese fools. ðey give the clowns bad names and reputations. heheh. . honk. . honk. .. honk. . honk. . We. heheh. shouldn't be grubnapping. heheh. Holding hostaged. we should. just be ripping their. heheh. Heads. heheh. Off. honk. #violence #Gore #Crime these clowns are soft as cotton candy and as sweet as lemonade. heheh. The dark carnival needs a stronger cast for their next performance. honk.
💠~ Huh. That's unexpected. ~💠
Ca:n't reply t'you, sweetheart, gotta spoonfeed your fr:end here 'fore her :ce cream melts.
Gotta say. Th:s :s a def:n:te f:rst. But the g:rl had one request. Who'm I t'deny 'er?
Of words on a screen? Downr:ght shak:n' :n my boots about :t.
Eh, neverm:nd. Just real:zed I a:n't g:ve a sh:t.
Cru:s:n' on autop:lot for a t:ck here. Maybe I w:ll sol:c:t some quest:ons. See what all m:ght be burn:n' a hole :n your pans.
Just th:nk you're mak:n' me out t'be less culpable'n I am. I d:dn't s:gn the order, but I damn well had a cho:ce.
Wasn't bound by noth:n' but cold, hard cash, sweetheart. Let's not deny a man h:s agency, here ~
💠~ Oh? I thought some of your friends could like, use a reminder to not talk about their rescue plans where the people that work for the guy that paid for her back can see. But whatever! ~💠
Reckon I oughta keep the glasses?
ok so if †hey're fine wi†h i† why is everyone ge††ing all fucking pissy.
[⚙︎ ...Happens a hundred times every night. ⚙︎]
eugh.he.finally.caught.her took.long.enough.for.someone.to.get.that.done
I Am Also A Big Fan Of Snakes Too. Aesthetically A Good Creature To Resemble.
missed me? #nsfw just in case https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
Weird thing to have for lunch.
Well If It’s A Thing Between Them, Why Would I Do Anything?
Anywho What is everyone having for lunch?
To have this become a fully self-fulfilling prophecy, someone needs to post ass. #nsfw
Say what y()u w!ll ab()ut the man, s'g()()d at h!s j()b.
S'pose I oughta occupy m'self elsewhere wh:le the rabb:t's h:d:n' out w:th 'er new fr:end.
[THEN #LEARLY YOUR TA$TEBUD$ AREN'T A$ FINE A$ A $EADWELLER$ BE#AU$E THAT $HIT I$ $O GOOD]
is it just me, or do those close to you or your compatriots keep dying around you?