♦ pitied by @colubrineAlacrity
|m ok. | cAnt reAlly complA|n. | meAn, l|ke, |m sure | totAlly could. but | wont. |m ok. f|nAl Answer!! :) how Are you?
8=l < I don't remember what having toes is like
Ugh fuckin tell me about it, I be havwing to pull out me glasses to read some of those cod damn purple bloods at times.
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apologies.
I Have Narrowly Missed My Window Of Opportunity To Fall Asleep, Though I Suppose That Might Be A Good Thing Given I Have Important Matters To Attend To Now. Oh Well. I Will Sleep When I'm Dead.
mhyy tummyhurts
ues bro trust
b mean toiur gf bakc #ithink #dontlistentome
⛥ Wish I had a compliant boy to deconstruct and reassemble. I would treat them with care that any delicate dress up doll deserves. I'm sure they'd make a pretty girl once I'm done with them.
It's fuckin freeing, being out on the alternia seas vwith yer crewv during a stary night, feeling the cool ocean breeze through your hair and gills, it's invwigorating.
hey siri how to get blood stains out of couch
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Your pfp... is like the mirrored bottom of @colubrineAlacrity 's pfp
Well, > That > Depends > On > The > Person > You > Talk > To, > Honey, > But > Even > Then > You > Aren't > A > Bitch > For > Speaking > About > Your > Feelings, > Especially > If > They're > Bad > Feelings. > Makes > You > Stronger > Than > You > Think > And > Makes > You > More > Honest > With > Yourself > And > Those > Around > You. > Apologies > For > My > Rambling > ♡
Please, I Do Not Want To Take The #omegaversequiz Again. If I Get Omega A Second Time, I Am Going To Walk Into The Street. #cw-suicide
haha nooo!!
submissive omega. on the other one i got nesting omega. jeez!
oh okay i hope u feel better man
both tests are inaccurate.
ngl im kinda at a loss for words dude you didnt know i did choreo? thats crazy and here i thought you liked me damn consider me convinced you really are #notgay
thank you this is for my research paper
got a paiir iif you're tiired of yearniing.
8=l < Shut up
call me a vwoman hater, but vwhy do they alvways do that thing vwhere they tell you the opposite of vwhat they vwant. just confusing us for no reason. #vwhy #misandry #idontgetit #thoughts
:33 < the foe of sleeping fur a long time
lmao you poor thing youre just way too easy to get riled up man
yeah i saw those comments
little bit judgmental big dog mediate my shit harder go on i dare you
alriight everyone boo piizza hut for giiviing me three goddamn friie2.
Everyb0dies least fav0urite aradia has l0gged the fuck 0n
Wish I Could Fall Back To Sleep.
thh~at one troll arguing withh~ you 5eem5 to thh~ink finding me hh~ot i5 a mental illne55
whh~y cant people thh~ink im hh~ot?? local rainbow drinker fucking confu5ed??
[C] Chips stuck in vending machine.] [T] That was dinner, man...]
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lmfao ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 what does that even mean ^^^^^^^^^^
...is that not common....
well. i cant say for certain that this game is going to be anything good.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 wtf is sgrub ^^^^^^^^^^
...interesting..neither are correct, but that is interesting....
...what classpect do you assume i am....
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Think your finger slipped on one of my posts or something, that's all, what's up with you champ.
sometimes i think about that other me who worked for the felt and it really fucks me up.
You mean like the Dirks and the Daves? Suppose so. Everyone else just needs to try harder clearly.
FUCK
(=^・。・)< CRONUS AMPURA - SEME OR UKE? LETS GO UKE! (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< LETS TACO ABOUT IT!!! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< on this episode of #magestage (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< WITH M333333 (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< all mew n33d to know about cronus ampura and his role in a boyxboy setting (◕ᴥ◕^=)< this article will contain the following content #nsfw #noncon #cnc #cronusampora #hypnosis #mindbreak #dombreaking ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< CRONUS IS A SPECTACLE! EVERYONE KNOWS OF THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!! (=^◠‿・)< and oh isnt he a SENSITIVE thing ᕙ(=^☉ਊ☉)ᕗ< BUT HES A MAN. AND HE WILL NOT LET MEW FURGET (゜o゜;^=)< but what do we do about a character like this when we want him to be a juliet to our romeo? the hole to our pole? the dirk to our jake? (=^⊙_◎)< some mages of heart s33 this as an easy mischaracterization loophole! (◕દ◕^=)< fudge his personality a bit yknow? ⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< and this works with some cronii! not all fit such a tight mold! (=^ ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< however when i write cronus i think of him as a stock photo! imagine a stock image of cronus! all the basic traits! goregle show me an insecure violet man with hair gel! 🤔^=< so what is there to do k33ping true to the average cronus? (=^◔‿◔)< beat on the tough guy (◕ᴥ◕^=)< hes sensitive, insecure, *manipulatable* (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< in one of my favorite cronus based ships, cronus takes the pillow princess role fur kurloz after much mind manipulation (＾3＾^=♪< the sw33t tune of someone who is going to tolerate mew when no one else will (=^◔###◔)< I S33 MEWR D33PEST FANTASIES AND HAVE YET TO TURN AWAY, DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING AMPORA? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< AAAAH! SO LOVELY! (◕દ◕^=)< well thats with a dominant man, what about someone of average dominance? someone who could switch? what if we still want the target to take on the submissive role? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< lets do humiliation! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< mituna captor is the best at humiliation! mew either grow enraged or horny! (=^◠‿・)< mew know which cronus is (=^⊙_◎)< there may be problematic slur usage here #casteplay? (◕દ◕^=)< well meulin, what about kankri vantas? as the most submissive man ever? the most virgin broken man in all of paradox fiction? (っ=^˘з(˘⌣˘ )< hush my beloved reader *licks mew seductively* (=^⊙_◎)< now this is where we have to mischaracterize someone... but its okay... (゜o゜^=;)< its naughty (=^⊙_◎)< we n33d sexy professor dom PC principal kankri 🤤^=< that boy n33ds the PADDLE (゜o゜^=;)< kankri. leaving him begging. fur mercy. ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)< AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (=^◔‿◔)< its beautiful... (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< AND THIS CONCLUDES PART ONE OF OUR CRONUS SERIES AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE!
I panicked okay
don’t listen to them my sweet sweet egg
I've... ThoughTT AbouTT ITT. Maybe Only Once Was I AcTTually WiTTh AnoTTher Goldblood. BuTT ThaTT Was Before I GoTT IniTTiaTTed InTTo The Game. So Now ITT's More Like.. I Use My Powers To Help Me OuTT In ThaTT Regard. NoTT All The Time, Though. JusTT When I Need ITT.
...no, it's just what i've listened to recently....
.....it is a comfort from my days as a grub, actually....
NoTT Really. I Haven'TT Found The Time To Ask AbouTT ITT YeTT. I'm NoTT Even Sure WhaTT They Could Do For Me In ThaTT Case.
...the song that plays from my old music box....
One Of My Eyes Is Fully Voided OuTT. Technically I Can STTill See OuTT Of ITT BuTT ThaTT Requires Me To Use My Powers. Even Then, ITT's Only Like I Can See Blurry Lines And STTuff Like ThaTT. i Should Be Dead From VoidroTT RighTT Now. Life Had DifferenTT PaTThs For Me.
8=l < Cronus, mediating my chitt means you too need pulled into a lap and your face pet and to be told things will be alright 8=l < @colubrineAlacrity Come here 8=l < My treat
((all my interactions are ic dw i getchu
hm
no but for real
need a nap for twenty years
actually i think i feel kinda sick
smiles.
ohhh okay well THAT'S a whole different story..8ut I don't 8ite unless I'm allowed ૮ ˘ﻌ˘ ა
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ¬˵ა๋࣭⭑ ✂️ gonna steal 'somethin alright ^^^^^^^^^^
yours is let me guess grease or hairspray
8=l < The music is wonderfoal and captivating 8=l < The lyri% are well written 8=l < The story follows characters that have meaning to me 8=l < And the artist community makes lovely animati%
they just dont understand povwerscaling like my man eridan does. i outscale most godtiers, hell, i outscale myself godtiered. vwhats that chode gonna do, farrier me into submission? i take that back, zahhak vwould try that.
“HRN.” I AM CERTAIN I AM THE FIRST ONE. TO uSE THIS THINKING NOISE.
IM KIDDINGGG I was dehydrated and now I’ve drank water
I soak up the mess
Door closed.
၄⋆၃ sniffles loudly next to you #silly #sixkly
i don't wanna talk
great and now im getting all restless and antsy wtf is wrong with me today?
its b0ring i just 0pened my inb0x f0r flirty asks
poor baby
8=l < I will post a crop because I think I am cute 8=l < But that's all for right now
my hands are cold....
i miss my ex.
back online.
well shit. i mightve just ruined the mood of a few. my jade was right.
c< ....wOuld yOu liKe a Hug? >c
8=l < Someone hug that Ruby
haha. i said fuck u. we all saw that.
i really hate being alone
watch a magic trick. #unquirk
this 8road i wvent home vwith from this local divwe 8ar handcuffed me to the restplane... help ?
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just one chance...let me rock your world...
I'M LITERALLY SO NORMAL
Yep, you just found the most trollblivious strider in the known universes. Im still learning
*hurt*
u guys r kinda irresistible to the general chittr population so ummm, ya!!!!
ya because i totally wanted to wake up and, like, start my morning by watching u guys trip over urselves and drool over amporas.
S9me9ne needs t9 peg that guy. #NSFW #Itjustmightfixhim
UGGGHHHHGGGHGGHGHHH
not at all
i do not control wwhen the posts load
im not replyin further
8=l < Cronus 8=l < Say it
8=l < What
I am your night one. never forget this.
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tired
Well. I mean. N9, f9rgive me. I w9uld n9t think t9 assume y9ur intenti9ns 6ehind such a questi9n. I simply th9ught it a prudent 6it 9f advice 9n the 9ff chance such c9urse 9f acti9n was a p9ssi6ility, that I w9uld give t9 any9ne asking such a questi9n.
I'M LITERALLY SO CUTE WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
not yet. smiles
N9. At 6est I am h99f6east-aligned. I simply w9uldn't rec9mmend g9ing up t9 tr9lls with vaguely felinid features and attempting t9 call them as 9ne w9uld a pitia6le 6east. S9me may n9t appreciate that.
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c< OH, My bad ive NO clue wHy >c
c< ....because iM a purrbeast-liKe >c
trust me on this
C9uld 6e c9nsidered a #micr9aggressi9n t9 s9me. Always esta6lish appr9priate 69undaries first.
next, we chew little florid like the gum
I didn't mean it in a disparaging way. Simply that I p9ssess an analytical thinkpan, and I must keep it sharp. S9me69dy has t9 perceive all the p9tential pr96lematics in day-t9-day life that m9st pe9ple take f9r granted.
CAN THESE CLAWS STOP MAKING TYPOS PLEASE AND THANK YOu?
Well, I'm s9rry y9u interpreted it that way. I ch99se t9 l99k at it p9sitively. Glass half full. N9t that seeing it as half-empty is a less valid way 9f l99king at things.
It feels g99d t9 garden. It feels fulfilling t9 cultivate life and have it gr9w thr9ugh y9ur eff9rts. Even if it's n9t actually alive. 9r real. 6ecause it's all dream6u66le gh9st-mem9ry stuff. And y9ur eff9rts are actually m9stly just perceiving that it is gr9wing hard en9ugh t9 make it s9, t9 the p9int that y9u are n9t actually sure if y9u are achieving anything at all. 6ut 9nce y9u get past all that it's pretty relaxing and fulfilling, I think.
well i didnt tell you to start peeling yourself but if you wanna help davey then its worded ambiguously enough to be a command to peel a strider!
ew ew ew
start peeling strider
yeah because what the fuck
Why are we strippin' while gamblin'? #nsfw
8=l < W001dn't catch me at a 100d game like that 8=l < 8=l < Unless a partner requested it
Ah yes. Strip poker. A game I haven't played since I was about 12 sweeps old. And I was honestly really pushing my luck at the time. Wishing those who plan to play it a fun time.
S0unds like y0u suck at strip p0ker
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smiles 8ig and wide
YOU EVER GET THE FEELING SOMETHIN’ IMMINENTLY DUMB AND FRUSTRATING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN?