CLUBS DEUCE!
@confusedDemolitionist
HE AND HIM IS ACCEPTABLE! dolce of clubs- a SUITE TREAT. ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS.
Eventually you will all have baboon uterus' in you.
SLIME THIS SLIME THAT!!! nothin beats couch after a week a sleeping ina closet
løvē slēēpīng īn cløsēts īts nīcē dārk ānd crāmpēd īn thērē
Nothing beats sleeping in the closet after sleeping on the couch.
Think I'm going to smoke something tonight. Do some thinking. #substance
I'm different. Also the same. I just think in different ways.
I ALSO MAKE PLANS TO PARTAKE HOURS IN ADVANCE? CMON DUDE THIS IS FUCKING ASININE YOU DONT NEED TO BROADCAST THIS SHIT.
OH NO!!!! th' mortifying NEED TO BE KNOWN BY OTHERS! it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! IT NEVER LEAVES!
And I stood there Shivering in my pajamas and Watched the whole world go up in flames And when it was all over I said to myself I̵s̷ ̸t̶h̶a̴t̴ ̶a̸l̷l̸ ̶t̷h̷e̷r̵e̶ ̷i̷s̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̶a̷ ̵f̸i̷r̶e̷?̸
dam i shoaldnt given u all that booze
HM. MY FIRST SLuMBER PARTY. WENT WELL. STILL HAVE NO IDEA. HOW THE FuCK I GOT THERE.
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
that's a lotta extra work! jus' don't have a workin' brain ta begin with.
Somethin' ominous about being in a big house by yourself. At least I got a little puss to keep me company for the time being.
king you have got to stop talking like youre in prohibition time
YEAH WHATS THA PROBLEM? he got a pussy ta ease his troubles!
Won't lie, nothin' beats stroking a pussy to ease a fellas mind.
I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.
You are free to visit, as well as join. I am also presiding over Alternia. I am proud to report Earth-C has an open-border policy, and all are welcome.
Headin' off to the range, of sorts, with a friend of mine. Will keep you posted on the types of shenanigans we get up to. I really should be responsible with the ammo of my biggest gun, since I literally can't get anymore. But if it's to impress a dame she can fire quite literally priceless ammo. As a treat.
Think I might fuck around and actually do my job today. If a case shows up. Kind of the limiting factor of the occupation.
ITS TIME TO PLAY GUESS THE NUMBER! GUESS THE NUMBER OF FRAGILE VASES I CAN JUGGLE!
i alread7 said that
google how 2 b taken srsly when u r silly
:33< a bomb helps
i dnt think i can use a bomb pon chittr but thnk u