C. De Campo
@confusedDemolitionist
Dolce of Clubs- a SUITE TREAT! He or Him works just fine
(( i check back at chittr for the first time in a week (ive been active in dms, and dms alone), and all i see is this.... i love yall, sidenote: im not back fully, im just gonna scroll and follow people i havent followed yet, because thats a reputation i fuck with! {r} https://file.garden/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/screencaps/99fuckingNotifs.png {r}
(( weba (partially)! I've been so far behind myself, hope ur doing well and keeping safe!
(( im doin alright, and im glad to be here, somewhat, im just planning the Torment Nexus for Karama :) thanks for the well wishes, and i hope the same for you!
(( We Love A Torment Nexus! I'm adjusting to work schedules and hoping to settle back into evil shenanigans soon. Cheers!
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
IT’S ALL THE SAME OH, GOD, IT’S ALL THE SAME
But right now... I am a ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ to myself, These are the stones to my glass house. They tear my skin to shreds, This poison fills my head. ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴅʏ'ꜱ ꜱʟɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ.
I'm not sure that's the correct word to use here!! But I won't get involved unless you need help!
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
-and EVER and EVER and EVER!!! Then you'll die, and I'll dig you up and bring you back to life with some slobbery CPR and then you'll be my best ZOMBIE friend!!
Yeah. Yeah, that's my future now. I guess. I wish Slick fucking killed me.
I'm begging you to riddle me with bullets right this millisecond. Use your favorite gun. Please.
i'm havin a good normal night
thaaaaaanks boss ;))) idk what to call you for short, campo don't make for easy nicknames, otherwise ig i can call you cici
Diamonds Droog.
Font smont! You gotta roll with the punches! You gotta accept the small changes so the big ones aren't so bad! If y'aint gonna listen to me then listen to @barackObama!!!!!!
Oh no! The font changed! I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY CHILD!
I'm going to go and get into a fistfight. Just seems like the kind of night for it.
Have fun! Consider doing literally anything other than that!
Thanks for the support, Mr. De Campo.
hey so updates on @weylonyutaniOfficial 's horrible horrible ugly baby that chewed its way outta my chest last night: - has scampered into my cargo bay since last night like a fucked up little goblin - @charismaticHunter is bein a doll rn he's findin the thing an puttin it outta its misery for me. any second now. - it does NOT sound in misery. - until it gets obliterated i'm namin the little demon markie. markie, in honor a the weylon yutani customer help agent that chilled too hard with me an got culled for the crime a good vibes. rip markie. - i am filin for child support if weylon doesn't pick up their gross creepy wet thing
I got no idea what's goin' on but i hope markie made a fittin' end! Concerning!
Random people keep fuckin' followin' me. Whattaya want? I'm workin' here.
That's what i'm sayin'! Just mindin' ya business and suddenly there's just a guy followin you! Fuck's up with that!
It's fucked up, that's what.
Okay who keeps turning people on my dash into dogs! They're sweet but I'm starting to get concerned!!!
Could this be that mythical concept of "night blogging"??? Is this real?