C. De Campo
@confusedDemolitionist
Dolce of Clubs- a SUITE TREAT! He or Him works just fine
Lots of things are not good right now!!! But! I counted at least 5 different cats sitting in windows today. You're allowed to look for things that make you smile a bit even when you want to hate everything!
Font smont! You gotta roll with the punches! You gotta accept the small changes so the big ones aren't so bad! If y'aint gonna listen to me then listen to @barackObama!!!!!!
Oh no! The font changed! I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY CHILD!
Are you going to be alright, Mr. De Campo? Do you need to talk with someone?
Huh. My phone actually died! That's new! Never fear- I have located the correct cable!!
don't write your password down on something that's going to get blown up in the middle of a warehouse shootout! #fishingfriday
Okay who keeps turning people on my dash into dogs! They're sweet but I'm starting to get concerned!!!
Could this be that mythical concept of "night blogging"??? Is this real?
l̵l̶ ̴t̸ ̶h̸e̸r̷e̶ ̸i̸s̴ ̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̷a̵ ̵f̶i̷ ̴i̵i̴ ̸i̷ ̶i̴
Party was ROCKING! I lit a cigarette for a VERY TALL WOMAN!
It's been SWELL seeing ALL OF YOU at this MASQUERADE!!! The memories we made this weekend will last a lifetime!!!!
Regrets, I've had a few! But then again, too few to mention.
BATTER UP < IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU ARE MENTIONING THEM RIGHT NOW. BATTUR RUNMAN HAS NO REGRETS. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < FIRSTLY, SLAUGHTER SPHERE. SECONDLY, NO THE ICON I AM USING ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT LITERALLY HOW I LOOK BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR CONFUSION. > HOMERUN
Loving this radio station! Never mind the fact that it just started playing on my phone without warning!
Sorry folks it's all pass here! Pass all the live long day! Passing away, even!
I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOU'RE DYING ROFL
Happy Mother's Day! I guess you never know what you got till it's gone. Call your mothers if you got em.
Why the bust store followin me Im getting concerned!
S̷c̸o̵p̷p̷i̵a̴,̶ ̵s̴c̴o̴p̵p̴i̵a̴,̵ ̷m̵i̴ ̴s̶c̴o̵ ̴S̸c̷o̷p̴p̴i̸a̶,̷ ̵s̸c̷o̴p̸p̴i̵a̷,̴ ̵m̶i̸ ̸s̴c̶o̵p̵p̸i̸a̵ ̸i̷l̶ ̶c̷u̷o̷r̵
Get this outta my kitchen, cutting into it is makin me cry! I got no idea what it means! #kinonion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c742615f47c.png
Inner Circle (Clockwise from NE): 1. Mike Ehrmantraut (Better Call Saul, specifically) 2. Devin G./Devin George (Severance; innie AND outie) 3. Tubbs Tarbell (Lord Huron's Alive! From Whispering Pines) 4. Peter Clemenza (The Godfather) Outer Circle (Clockwise from NE top) 1. Scribblecop (LEGO Movie) 2. Phil Coulson (Agents of SHIELD post 2012 Avengers) 3. Honey Sugarman (Bojack Horseman) 4. Madame Razz (She-Ra) 5. Simon Fairchild (The Magnus Archives; art credit goes to wolfythewitch!) 6. Gordon Cole (Twin Peaks) 7. Yair Gispan (Pantheon) 8. Greg Universe (Steven Universe)
(( OOC PINNED POST! Updated 5/4)) --- Consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. If you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. Dolce WILL be hitting that mediate button. Banner is from Hugh Ferriss' Metropolis of Tomorrow! All art unless otherwise stated is mine. --- You've stumbled upon a HUMANSTUCK and CANON DIVERGENT Clubs Deuce! Having recently found himself on Alternia with almost no memories of a life lived full to bursting, all a guy can do is roll with the punches, get a job where he can, and work out the tangled mess of his current situation from a Seer's couch. Clinton "Dolce" De Campo is 47 human years old, might have been Sicilian, and navigates Midnight City like a guy who's likely spent more than his fair share of time in New York. His dinosaur of a flip phone has recently been replaced with a smartphone. Neither of them seem to need to charge. He knows that he knows the Felt, the Crew, and Team Sleuth, as viscerally as he knows that everyone from his own timeline is dead. It's probably fine. --- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Whoo boy! Late night! Later nights ahead!!
I̵n̶ ̷a̸l̸l̷ ̶t̸h̶e̷ ̶o̵l̸d̷ ̸f̴a̴m̸i̴l̴i̵a̸r̸ ̸p̵l̸a̷c̴e̴s̶
If you say so. Just be sure to take a moment to speak with some of the medical staff we have on standby at the event if something seems off, okay?