CLUBS DEUCE!
@confusedDemolitionist
HE AND HIM IS ACCEPTABLE! dolce of clubs- a SUITE TREAT. ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS.
DREAMS!!!! who needs 'em! i ain't givin'em away but i don't want em neither!
SLIME THIS SLIME THAT!!! nothin beats couch after a week a sleeping ina closet
løvē slēēpīng īn cløsēts īts nīcē dārk ānd crāmpēd īn thērē
Nothing beats sleeping in the closet after sleeping on the couch.
And I stood there Shivering in my pajamas and Watched the whole world go up in flames And when it was all over I said to myself I̵s̷ ̸t̶h̶a̴t̴ ̶a̸l̷l̸ ̶t̷h̷e̷r̵e̶ ̷i̷s̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̶a̷ ̵f̸i̷r̶e̷?̸
[̸̻́D̸͔̈e̷̻̋ũ̸̥c̸̓ͅe̵̯̿'̷̝͊s̷͇͗ ̶̺͌c̶̦̋o̴̬͒ọ̷̕r̴̳͗d̴͙̽s̸̳̃ ̸̰̀a̷̮͋ ̶̰́]̷͓͛]̷̛͔]̴̞̈́ ̶̤͌]̷̱̆
THE RAIN IS FUCKING SPICY
(( just like deuce I myself find myself in situations today. method acting (locked out of apartment but only for a little while) (check your door before you start laundry kids)
((no i did this recently just going out to grab my doordash. i was SO lucky the mainetence men were on site that day bc dude i would have sobbed (i also left my phone inside)
(( I am EXTREMELY relieved I took my phone with me LMFAO it could have been 20x worse shout-out to being held hostage by emails for a living
((one day i will also be held hostage by emails but that day is not today and i fr always leave my phone in my apartment when i run down 4 food </3
THE WATERS HAVE NOT CLAIMED ME!!!! not from LACK OF TRYING! feel like i really tapped inna somethin here! s'like this ship an'i are the same thing must'a done this inna past life.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPENS!!! all of the time! in my life!!! [Attached is yet another grainy shot that looks like absolutely nothing at first. Until you remember that this is a very little man in a sailboat, and that mass of clouds on the horizon is not the sort a single manned boat wants to be seeing. He has already secured everything there is to secure, but he's in for it nevertheless.]
THERE IS NO ENDING AND NO BEGINNING!!!!! it's aaaall jsu a reflction #substance [attached is a disconcertingly dutch angled shot looking out over the ocean. because he's on a sailboat instead of a massive vessel he's quite a bit closer to the water. quality is poor, but the color of the sky and the water are the same. there's no hard line separating either of them.]
o jimmy buffet we really n i t now
(( maybe putting deuce on a boat was a good idea
A̶͕͝n̷͖̉d̵͉͗ ̴̹̒i̴̹̔t̵̺͗ ̵̠̾f̴̮̽è̷̠e̷͎͗l̴̩̅s̷̻̋ ̸̙̽ľ̵̩ỉ̷̫k̵͇͒e̸̗͐ ̸͉͆I̴̭͂'̸͇̌v̸̫͆e̴͓͆ ̶̎͜b̸̜̐ȩ̷́è̵͜n̷̥̒ ̵̢̏a̴̗͆w̷͚̃à̶͜ÿ̴̤́ ̷̜̕f̷̺̓ǒ̴̟r̶͚̎ ̶̈́ͅa̸͓͆n̴̯͘ ̸̘̅e̵̠͒r̴͇͛â̸̦ ̶͉͋B̸̲̑ų̸̍t̵̟͆ ̵͓͆n̴̝͆ó̴̦t̵̳̋h̸̫̀i̶̧͠ň̸͓g̵̹͒ ̷͚͗ḧ̵͎a̷̅͜s̷͍͛ ̶̦͝c̵̲͐h̶̨̚ä̸͙n̸̞͒g̴̖̍ȇ̶̳d̶̰̈ ̵̖͝ḁ̵̿ţ̴̇ ̴̳̉a̵̹͝l̶̳̆l̵̡̓
ON ONE HAND!! Answering anything sent my way by a fuckin gumshoe feels like a trap! but as biscuits keeps fuckin remindin me we are in TRYING TIMES. ♥ - I LIKE IT OR YOU ARE BOXCARS! ♦ - Diamonds Droog. ♠ - i fuckin hate you or you're Slick! mutually exclusive!!!! ♣ - your post is acknowledged IN GENERAL BY ME. THE CLUBS SUITE. ♥♦♠♣- never done this before an' i never fuckin will, what are you a cop??? [Perhaps because he's been a little too busy to make individual posts on a fucking flip phone, attached is also a photo from the perspective of a much smaller vessel than the one he's been steering over the weekend. the sails block the sky, making it impossible to tell what his bearing is.] @archiveAddict @fondlyRegarding
(( fun nautical facts with Keene: conning means a steersman that's being directed from a 3rd party, usually from a remote source!
I HAVE MADE CHOICES!!!! but these are ones i'm less inclined to regret than HAULIN OUT INTO THE WINE DARK SEA WITH NO FORETHOUGHT. @orphanersDualscars BEST OF LUCK HUNTIN DOWN THAT KID. YOUR VESSEL IS SECURE! I HAVE PUT A LIVE FISH IN THE MESS SO THAT THE RIGHTS TO THIS SHIP REMAIN YOURS.
I GOT THE THINGS BOUND TO THE WHATSITS, SHE AINT GONNA SINK WHILE YER DOWN THERE OR ANYTHIN LIKE THAT!!!!
A ainae worriit aboot the ship sinking, A'm worrit aboot ye!
Well. A'm ower deep intae the water, but ye are welcome tae speir me for help gin ye neit it.
left a small gift in the mess too! safe travels
[̸̡̖͋D̸̨̆E̵̠̅̕U̴͚̟̽͠C̴̪͑E̸̪͗͋'̵̤̆̇S̸̢̱̾ ̷̦̤̾̏C̶̨̫̀̚O̷̢̕O̸̳͌͋R̷̹̔͝D̷͙͈̿S̵̙͒̈́ ̴̪̃̂Ā̸̟R̵͉̱̈̚Ȇ̵͔
CALLIN ANYONE WHO ENJOYS YAPPIN ABOUT BASIC SCIENTIFIC FACTS!!!!! i need to know shit about fuck! imminently!!!!! what's alternai's cardinal directions
Fairly certain it's North, South, East, West.
"= north, south, east, west, alive, dead ="
The sun sets in the East, valued constituent, similar to that of Earth.
I WOULD KISS YA ON THE MOUTH IF I WAS INTERESTED IN ANY GENDER TO BEGIN WITH AND/OR IT WAS CONSENTED TO
Noted, and appreciated. I am flattered.
LIFE CHANGING!!!! private messages! who fuckin knew! they aint tell me shit here!
If you'd like some more information about how this site works, I've a breakdown on what the reaction buttons mean for myself that a few others have agreed with. You could copy the format of the post and share what they mean to you. https://chittr.ing/profile/fondlyRegarding/b647e6f5-7b7c-4119-8c8a-ea66bca6b596