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I don't really know you, but it's nice that you would offer help. I'm alright.
we are locked in an epic battle of wills, you and i. you within my wizard's maze. i from somewhere far in the past.
I'm begging you to riddle me with bullets right this millisecond. Use your favorite gun. Please.
HOPE EVERYONE'S EVENING IS GOING WELL. DON'T FORGET TO GET PROPER REST. :^)
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
thaaaaaanks boss ;))) idk what to call you for short, campo don't make for easy nicknames, otherwise ig i can call you cici
i'm havin a good normal night
i am tryin soooo hard for you all lately an you don't even know it. up to an includin tappin the sign that says intensity = / = intimacy every day just in case.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @confuseddemolitionist it's A Cabin For Summer Vacation. It's A Night For Fireworks. Early Enough In The Evening That You Can't Hear Your Own Words, Only That You're Holding A Smaller Pair Of Hands In Your Own As You Teach Someone How To Correctly Light A String Of Firecrackers. kid's Still Short Enough That You Only See The Head Of Hair And The Hands. He's Seven. You Can't Hear What You're Saying. You Don't Hear What He's Saying Back. You Watch The Firecrackers Go Off From A Safe Distance, In The Sprawling Backyard Somewhere Upstate, Behind The Cabin. Close To The Pond. It's Rained Recently. This Private Light Show Won't Start A Wildfire. the Cicadas Are Drowned Out By The Noise, The Conversation Lost To Time, And To The Shifting Of The Shadows Cast By The Red And White Bursts Of Light Strobing In The Green Lawn Like Violent Fireflies. You Have Ten Fingers. The Boy Is Seven, And He Isn't Your's By Blood, But That Never Mattered One Single Bit. it All Smells Of Magnesium And Sulfur And Smoke. One Day You'll Teach Him How To Make One Of The Big Rockets, But He's Only Seven. he's Just A Kid, And There's Time. there's Time. there's Time. #queserasera but How Much Time Truly? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin, Players only love you when they're playin, Say, 'Women, they will come and they will go,' When the rain washes you clean, you'll know 🎶🎵 https://open.spotify.com/track/0ofHAoxe9vBkTCp2UQIavz?si=FWWJyy42SFevtO8xHCDZlg
Thanks for the support, Mr. De Campo.
hey so updates on @weylonyutaniOfficial 's horrible horrible ugly baby that chewed its way outta my chest last night: - has scampered into my cargo bay since last night like a fucked up little goblin - @charismaticHunter is bein a doll rn he's findin the thing an puttin it outta its misery for me. any second now. - it does NOT sound in misery. - until it gets obliterated i'm namin the little demon markie. markie, in honor a the weylon yutani customer help agent that chilled too hard with me an got culled for the crime a good vibes. rip markie. - i am filin for child support if weylon doesn't pick up their gross creepy wet thing
You’re listening to… Special Sinatra Selebration request from @confusedDemolitionist ! Here's, "It Was A Very Good Year" comin' right at ya. …Midnight City Jazz!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 That concludes my art raffle for reaching milestones. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 \></ Our two winners are @confusedDemolitionist && @timaeusTxstified Assuming you were aware I was doing this. Fun! (Send me a DM when you get online.) 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes; Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o’er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express, How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o’er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! -Lord Byron #poetryposting
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR SUIT GETS A HOLE IN IT THERES A WHOLE GUY WHOS JOB IT IS TO FIX IT? HIS NAME IS NINE HAT AND HE LIVES WITH YOU! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL AND WHOLESOME #DRIPTIP THE MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDTION ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN FREE TICKETS TO #DRIPTIPCON IN 3015
i think my problem is that i still give everythin into bein sincere an passionate but that's not for everyone when like on average people give most conversations a good 50-60% at best
Droog.
YOU GOT IT!
I AM BISCUITS I KNOW NOTHING BUT I MAKE #DRIPTIPS ASK ME ANYTHING!
BOMBPOSTING?? I LIKE BOMBS.
I'm not getting involved in politics again. Wasn't fully appreciated the last time.
People just like to overshare. It's a thing.
You're all posting confessions on here? That seems. Stupid. There's so many stalkers and snoops on here.
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea75652924be.jpg
IM GONNA KEEP HARASSIN THAT GUY TIL I GET BORED OF IT OR TIL I START TRYNA FLIRT WITH DAMES ON HERE AGAIN BUT THE LAST TIME I TRIED I GAVE MY DEVICE 10 VIRUSES AND HAD TO RESTART IT
c< sOMe peOple were asKiN Me abOut tHe arM aNd all tHat, i figured id taKe a pHO2! Https://file.gardeN/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/KaraMaArt/KaraMaartbyElliOt.pNg >c
c< i sHOulda beeN MOre clear, My bad, i MeaNt crawliN as iN sNeaKiN away, My legs wOrK fiNe, its tHe MissiN arM tHats tHe prObleM >c
lol bout it though https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ddbc0753dd7.jpeg
c< gOOd! cause yOuve earNed a breaK, Or tHree, perHaps >c
c< aH, NO wOrries! i dO My best 2 Help My peOple! yOu cOMe arOuNd aNytiMe, ya Hear? >c
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
i ended up getting dressed a bit early anyway but theres only about 40 more minutes left if everything stays on schedule. ill be seeing some of you very soon. #midnightcitygala #gpoy #rbf #apparently https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie02.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie01.png
Doooon't worry about that. Y'know. I just need to stick out. As the guy and charge. You know how it is.
Headin' off to the gala early to help with the prep. If you see this handsome mug in the crowd, you'll know it's your friendly neighborhood sleuth. See ya at the show, kids! #midnightcitygala https://i.postimg.cc/FFnX0sMZ/Nothing-Suits-Me-Like-ASuit.png (art made by @tenebrousGuardian)
one a my funny quirks that make me a loveable scamp is i assume all vagueposts are about me specifically
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
Sigh. Diamonds Droog.
i like this guy
hopital
Our tailor nearly gave themselves whiplash working on these suits back to back but I'd say it's worth it! Looking absolutely dashing, gentlemen!
YOU CAN EAT ROCKS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS BUT YOU CAN!
Finally got fitted for my suit! @confusedDemolitionist and I are now both looking rather spiffy! Just in time for the Midnight City Gala
Hello... uhm...I have decided to reward you all early to make up for delayed reviews... Uhm... Hi! HHHEHHHHHH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png ((Art by Spookypoopet on Discord!))
The longer I sit on the floor in the DoD lab, the more my "all better" reserves fill. It's fine, it's fine. It's gonna be fine.
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/762B4bOcXF7I2Y8UlKTyTy?si=48f0cee4646c4e0d
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES :D
https://i.imgur.com/bj6WhUY.png HIS NAME IS KRINGLE TANNENBOMB!
fuckin love it when a MMotherfucker is sweeps older than MMe. yes sir yes MMa’aMM yes theyMM you know what i’MM sayin
.salA .hguorht ees og enilemit gnitseretni yrev a neeb evah dluow tI .emahs a tahw ,hwA
.os od esaelp ,dluow ti ,seY .ttffP
Gaze upon my new swagger. My devotion has rewarded me. There are privileges afforded to a servant who survives long enough to become useful. Not merely tolerated, mind you. Recognized. Refined. Sharpened into something presentable. I have walked through civilizations that no longer possess names. I have stood in parlors built atop the cooled ashes of grand ideas and listened to dying men insist their empires were eternal right before the lights went out. Such experiences leave an impression upon a gentleman. One learns posture. Timing. The value of immaculate presentation in the aftermath of catastrophe. You mistake ornamentation for vanity. Common error. These little embellishments are commemorative in nature. Each adjustment, each polished detail, each impossible thread woven into this ensemble represents a concluded inconvenience. A silenced rebellion. A door opened precisely when it ought to have remained shut. Lord Caliborn appreciates results. And I do so enjoy being appreciated. Upon my many rewards, my status as the honored and appreciated narrative force has been returned. Thank you, @caliBorn.
I did.
Updated my name!
The Gray House staff are not amused by my newest tendency to loudly proclaim "I have a bomb" when I no longer would like to be involved in the conversation.
.tseb ym od I .uoy knahT
Thanks old timer
WISDOM: ANY MORE TO SHARE WITH POBICO?
there r so many imgs on the internet this place is beautiful and filed with wonderments and anyone who says orherwise hasnt seen the one mf on here who keeps posting cute bunnies. or, tbf, the a lot of boobs
ITS TIME FOR TODAYS TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE GUYS WHOS WHOLE JOB IT IS TO FIX THE THINGS YOU BREAK? THATS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FEEL BAD WHEN YOU BREAK SOMETHING BECAUSE YOURE KEEPING SOMEONE EMPLOYED! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPIC #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND THE UNDYING SUPPORT OF #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
What would you like to see?
hello i hate to break into an #ooc post for anything other than positive reasons!! I just know there's a chance that someone who I like interacting with got caught out, so uh... If you're running one of the TF2 mercs or what have you, I'm glad you're having fun but there's a good chance you just got caught by an OOC block. So if I just OOC blocked you, sorry - it's not personal. I'm just not here for that and it was consuming my timeline every time I took a glance over at Chittr. o7 ))
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." -The Velveteen Rabbit
“Courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest in the grateful and appreciating heart.” -Henry Clay
Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
had a lovely time at the slumber party. I am Princess Pickle.
Won't lie, nothin' beats stroking a pussy to ease a fellas mind.
i have picked uo.new awful. "gamer mag" to bond with timy. i do not think.tgese game lads have a grasp on.the english language
I mean I can type like this just fine, and it's no big deal, right?
I aim to please all my constituents, and I am always inclined to make more.
You are free to visit, as well as join. I am also presiding over Alternia. I am proud to report Earth-C has an open-border policy, and all are welcome.
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
GETTIN ON CHITTR FOR TWO THINGS CHECKIN ON THE BOYS AND CHECKIN ON THE SHEEP
MAKE SURE YA GET A NICE FABRIC NONE OF THAT CHEAP SHIT
IVE DECIDED THIS IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY
:33< ayyye the mighty huntress is walkin here!!!
i dnt think i can use a bomb pon chittr but thnk u
:33< a bomb helps
I do like a good joke or two but biscuits drives me up the wall. Glad to meet you, by the way!
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP THE FOOD FROM INSIDE THE FREEZER OFTEN TASTES BETTER ONCE ITS COOKED IN A TIME MACHINE! OFTEN NOT ALWAYS! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE ICE CREAM INCIDENT OF 85 THANK YOU #DRIPTIP I LOVE YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
THE INTERNET WAS ALWAYS THERE WE JUST FOUND IT ONE DAY!
((one day i will also be held hostage by emails but that day is not today and i fr always leave my phone in my apartment when i run down 4 food </3
damn. his leftward strange little man.
((no i did this recently just going out to grab my doordash. i was SO lucky the mainetence men were on site that day bc dude i would have sobbed (i also left my phone inside)
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
Doesss chittr like sssalsssa? I'm wondering. httpsss://open.ssspotify.com/track/0k1hbeZodoEw34FAdbh8xM?sssi=mpQtJqjbTLy9ScP-WQGa5g
hhhhhhh #imnothing but lady boxcars is abutch. dickorlackthereofnotwithstanding.
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is VIKATA NIXLOV. And you are on ISLAND TIME. You are a tealblooded DEFECTOR, having since abandoned the empire and your duties to the CRUELEST BAR to imbibe in the finer things in life, faking your death and adopting a new IDENTITY in the process. Above all, you value GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD DRINKS, GOOD MUSIC, and GOOD TIMES You feel like you have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, and why wouldn't you? You're on ISLAND TIME after all, recovering from a perpetual CASE OF THE MONDAYS. Though you may have plenty of time, life is still short, and you believe you should ENJOY EACH DAY TO THE FULLEST while you can. (Sprites created in Farragofiction's Dollmaker!) https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/imageff4488d024d1cb14.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image6b592765a745cae7.png
troll buffett is realer than real, Man 😎 he's the realest there eVer Was 😎
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a80d5e8a74587828244a2d16d8867894/06ff9b5af56ee98d-65/s1280x1920/48d76e501a4edf7fe4e2ab6b6f76360613148a17.png I was told to post this too. Image of my son(Bones) ruining me and @jadeyHarls life at Mario Kart. She had rage quit about 30 minutes. Never challenge this kid to mario kart.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It IS by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, so... yeah.
n0 substance i use is abused. it is loved.
Mustbe#fishingfriday sinceiwasableto bait 2 fish....
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIAL HAL DRONE CLASS: PONYRIDER- #CanItRunHAL: Barely. #WatchThisSpace. Alternian tech is a few universes too dated for my tastes. Traded most of my processing power for legs. Not remotely worth it. #LessonsLearned. Piss-poor cybersecurity on these things. You might as well have left a steaming pie out on the windowsill.
Both rearing viper And the shrinking viollet The boot crushes all. #haiku.
Oh I do give mysellf a sensiblle chucklle sometimes.
i see you in everything and everywhere
I've Been Cured. #clubbed #positive
Do you know the true beauty of a spiral, darlings? The beauty is that it is continuous, endless. Each time it turns and repeats itself, the spiral is reset, born anew. Yet constantly connected to the old one! Recurrence embodied in a single symbol, truly lovely.
Memories, olld wounds, Llike dewdrops in the morning. Never trully gone. #haiku
I am absolutely destroying these fools at knock-off monopoly.
#breakfastposting his dinner tonite was a nice lil tuna pate n some lil dried anchovie snackies
i THINK IT IS BASICALLY, pRETTY MUCH TRUE THAT EVERYONE LIKES ME, uNLESS THEY DON'T #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
(We will be burning it down, but that was supposed to be a surprise.)
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
Noted, and appreciated. I am flattered.
The sun sets in the East, valued constituent, similar to that of Earth.
SMOKING THAT GREEN SUN LEPRECHAUN JUJU HASH GAVE ME EGO DEATH WENT AND LOST MY ENTIRE EDUCATION NOW THAT'S LEFT IS MY SKILLS OF ALTERCATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
THEY ARE SO TRYING THAT IS WHY I ASK FOR PEACE IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
I would rather solve things diplomatically, if at all possible. I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.
It's a good time to have a coffee and ignore the vast majority of you.
I DONT ACTUALLY DO THAT TO DROOG THATS WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL A LIE
#mywhimsy, That's The Post.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
tell her to clean her room
DAMN THATS WEAK ID FIGHT YA IN THE SEA IF YA WANTED
>>>(Incomplete) transfer >>>((We)) do not have all the pieces yet... >>>(Puzzling)!..
I've never told a single lie in my life.
i AM A GOOD ROOMMATE, i AM DOING THE LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND EVERYTHING, }:)
So excited to be partnered up with @trendyGnostalgic for the start of #MatespritIsland
WE HAVE A GUN.
Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn
CUTE ))
Boxcars, darling, you have better taste than that surely.
Gin ye break anythin on ma ship, A will come back an revive this beast an let it eat ye. Otherwise, ye will temporarily steer the ship an leuk oot for danger. A am trustin ye wi thon.
A'm built tae handle the pressure o the oceans, an it wouldnae hurt me none, but A also want tae eat this thin.
nothing says a good faithful christian like attending church on a homestuck roleplay site led by someone who is not fucking ordained and just there for the sillies!!!! ))
one of these days i'm gonna get silly enough to organize gideon a sermon on msparp and it'll be nothing but chaos ))
⚜HUZZAH!!!! *JOYFUL CLANKINGS OF THE IRON BREAST*⚜⁀➴
i SHOULD BUY, a CROPPED JACKET,
GOODMORN1NG LOV3LY TROLLS ON TH3 CH1TTR YOU W1LL NOW H4V3 TO F1ND TH3 BOMB B3FOR3 1T 3XPLOD3S 1N 10 M1NUT3S 1 W1LL NOW B3 H1TT1NG TH3 SL1M3
((I see the current events and have to apologize because I've been spending the day with my fiance as it's the day before she's going to be deployed overseas. We can assume Sleuth's phone ran out of battery on his current case and I'll try to involve myself in the Larkso situation ASAP! Apologies once again, I promise Sleuth will crash out the second he finds out.))
consider me on your level sir! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/356eb260e037.png
I just noticed this @confusedDemolitionist, Cutty Deckhands. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cb0253fb4fe.png
Another win for ME.
New banner how we feeling :fire: :fire: :fire:
Old man Matesprit https://www.camisacritica.com/cdn/shop/products/BOXMARX_ENGELSCRITICACAMISETAMELGBTKARLMARXENGELSCOMUNISMOSOCIALISMOMARXISMOESQUERDAREVOLUCAODIREITOSIGUALDADELGBTLGBTQIGAYHOMOSSEXUALBICHALESBICAVERMELHOPRETOMASCULINA_d6211bc1-1669-45a0-9c78-ed760880b8ec.jpg?v=1775929641&width=1445
I thInk It's hIghLy ConVenIent to haVe at Least one other weapon In your strIfe portfoLIo. My weapons of ChoICe are My trusty rapIer anD My eVen More trusty whIp! LethaL CoMbos CoMe froM theM. S:)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S RIGHTS !!! BUT IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S WRONGS !!! IF YOU NEED TO HIDE A BODY, LADIES, !!! I GOTCHU !!!
// My uncle actually has pretty similar taste in music to what I imagine Droog would like. Also, growing up, I was raised by my great grandma, and most of her music taste was from the 1930s and 70s. Also, a chance to share FIL BO RIVA, literally an amazing artist that my uncle and grandma liked when I shared it. Got the granny stamp or approval.
O)( )(ow exciting! I wis)( you luck in your noble quest!
The Signless was right
// Believe it or not, he is trying to be helpful. Kinda.
The Condesce won. Grimbark Jade and Crockertier Jane slaughtered their former friends, claimed the Ultimate Reward, and created New Alternia out of Earth B. It's been almost 200 years since then, and both gods have been under the Empress's control the whole time. Jade is kept on a tighter leash - she's always connected to the Condesce directly. She's pretty fucked up in the head! Dissociates a lot, her mood flips on a dime, holds self-contradictory beliefs. She can be kind or cruel, self-aware or completely disconnected from reality. She's completely dependent on her Empress to suppress her guilt and grief (and sexuality!) and will often sort of reset when she has a thought that doesn't fit with her brainwashing. Warning for #gore, repressed #nsfw, and the resultant #nsfwe from a lack of morals plus inability to ever wack off (HIC hates human sexuality and she can sort of percieve everything Jade does)
higour casts owning all the wealth? if only someone something could think of a way to stop it
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
You're in. Welcome to #fortasshole.