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Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
had a lovely time at the slumber party. I am Princess Pickle.
Won't lie, nothin' beats stroking a pussy to ease a fellas mind.
i have picked uo.new awful. "gamer mag" to bond with timy. i do not think.tgese game lads have a grasp on.the english language
I mean I can type like this just fine, and it's no big deal, right?
I aim to please all my constituents, and I am always inclined to make more.
You are free to visit, as well as join. I am also presiding over Alternia. I am proud to report Earth-C has an open-border policy, and all are welcome.
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
GETTIN ON CHITTR FOR TWO THINGS CHECKIN ON THE BOYS AND CHECKIN ON THE SHEEP
MAKE SURE YA GET A NICE FABRIC NONE OF THAT CHEAP SHIT
IVE DECIDED THIS IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY
:33< ayyye the mighty huntress is walkin here!!!
i dnt think i can use a bomb pon chittr but thnk u
:33< a bomb helps
I do like a good joke or two but biscuits drives me up the wall. Glad to meet you, by the way!
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP THE FOOD FROM INSIDE THE FREEZER OFTEN TASTES BETTER ONCE ITS COOKED IN A TIME MACHINE! OFTEN NOT ALWAYS! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE ICE CREAM INCIDENT OF 85 THANK YOU #DRIPTIP I LOVE YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
THE INTERNET WAS ALWAYS THERE WE JUST FOUND IT ONE DAY!
((one day i will also be held hostage by emails but that day is not today and i fr always leave my phone in my apartment when i run down 4 food </3
damn. his leftward strange little man.
((no i did this recently just going out to grab my doordash. i was SO lucky the mainetence men were on site that day bc dude i would have sobbed (i also left my phone inside)
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
Doesss chittr like sssalsssa? I'm wondering. httpsss://open.ssspotify.com/track/0k1hbeZodoEw34FAdbh8xM?sssi=mpQtJqjbTLy9ScP-WQGa5g
hhhhhhh #imnothing but lady boxcars is abutch. dickorlackthereofnotwithstanding.
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is VIKATA NIXLOV. And you are on ISLAND TIME. You are a tealblooded DEFECTOR, having since abandoned the empire and your duties to the CRUELEST BAR to imbibe in the finer things in life, faking your death and adopting a new IDENTITY in the process. Above all, you value GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD DRINKS, GOOD MUSIC, and GOOD TIMES You feel like you have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, and why wouldn't you? You're on ISLAND TIME after all, recovering from a perpetual CASE OF THE MONDAYS. Though you may have plenty of time, life is still short, and you believe you should ENJOY EACH DAY TO THE FULLEST while you can. (Sprites created in Farragofiction's Dollmaker!) https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/imageff4488d024d1cb14.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image6b592765a745cae7.png
troll buffett is realer than real, Man 😎 he's the realest there eVer Was 😎
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a80d5e8a74587828244a2d16d8867894/06ff9b5af56ee98d-65/s1280x1920/48d76e501a4edf7fe4e2ab6b6f76360613148a17.png I was told to post this too. Image of my son(Bones) ruining me and @jadeyHarls life at Mario Kart. She had rage quit about 30 minutes. Never challenge this kid to mario kart.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It IS by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, so... yeah.
n0 substance i use is abused. it is loved.
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIAL HAL DRONE CLASS: PONYRIDER- #CanItRunHAL: Barely. #WatchThisSpace. Alternian tech is a few universes too dated for my tastes. Traded most of my processing power for legs. Not remotely worth it. #LessonsLearned. Piss-poor cybersecurity on these things. You might as well have left a steaming pie out on the windowsill.
Both rearing viper And the shrinking viollet The boot crushes all. #haiku.
Oh I do give mysellf a sensiblle chucklle sometimes.
i see you in everything and everywhere
I've Been Cured. #clubbed #positive
Do you know the true beauty of a spiral, darlings? The beauty is that it is continuous, endless. Each time it turns and repeats itself, the spiral is reset, born anew. Yet constantly connected to the old one! Recurrence embodied in a single symbol, truly lovely.
Memories, olld wounds, Llike dewdrops in the morning. Never trully gone. #haiku
I am absolutely destroying these fools at knock-off monopoly.
#breakfastposting his dinner tonite was a nice lil tuna pate n some lil dried anchovie snackies
i THINK IT IS BASICALLY, pRETTY MUCH TRUE THAT EVERYONE LIKES ME, uNLESS THEY DON'T #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
(We will be burning it down, but that was supposed to be a surprise.)
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
Noted, and appreciated. I am flattered.
The sun sets in the East, valued constituent, similar to that of Earth.
SMOKING THAT GREEN SUN LEPRECHAUN JUJU HASH GAVE ME EGO DEATH WENT AND LOST MY ENTIRE EDUCATION NOW THAT'S LEFT IS MY SKILLS OF ALTERCATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
THEY ARE SO TRYING THAT IS WHY I ASK FOR PEACE IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
I would rather solve things diplomatically, if at all possible. I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.
It's a good time to have a coffee and ignore the vast majority of you.
I DONT ACTUALLY DO THAT TO DROOG THATS WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL A LIE
#mywhimsy, That's The Post.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
tell her to clean her room
DAMN THATS WEAK ID FIGHT YA IN THE SEA IF YA WANTED
>>>(Incomplete) transfer >>>((We)) do not have all the pieces yet... >>>(Puzzling)!..
I've never told a single lie in my life.
i AM A GOOD ROOMMATE, i AM DOING THE LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND EVERYTHING, }:)
So excited to be partnered up with @trendyGnostalgic for the start of #MatespritIsland
WE HAVE A GUN.
Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn
Boxcars, darling, you have better taste than that surely.
Gin ye break anythin on ma ship, A will come back an revive this beast an let it eat ye. Otherwise, ye will temporarily steer the ship an leuk oot for danger. A am trustin ye wi thon.
A'm built tae handle the pressure o the oceans, an it wouldnae hurt me none, but A also want tae eat this thin.
nothing says a good faithful christian like attending church on a homestuck roleplay site led by someone who is not fucking ordained and just there for the sillies!!!! ))
one of these days i'm gonna get silly enough to organize gideon a sermon on msparp and it'll be nothing but chaos ))
⚜HUZZAH!!!! *JOYFUL CLANKINGS OF THE IRON BREAST*⚜⁀➴
i SHOULD BUY, a CROPPED JACKET,
GOODMORN1NG LOV3LY TROLLS ON TH3 CH1TTR YOU W1LL NOW H4V3 TO F1ND TH3 BOMB B3FOR3 1T 3XPLOD3S 1N 10 M1NUT3S 1 W1LL NOW B3 H1TT1NG TH3 SL1M3
((I see the current events and have to apologize because I've been spending the day with my fiance as it's the day before she's going to be deployed overseas. We can assume Sleuth's phone ran out of battery on his current case and I'll try to involve myself in the Larkso situation ASAP! Apologies once again, I promise Sleuth will crash out the second he finds out.))
((GOATED REF my fave show of all time tbqh. mizu... mah waiyfe.....
consider me on your level sir! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/356eb260e037.png
I just noticed this @confusedDemolitionist, Cutty Deckhands. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cb0253fb4fe.png
Another win for ME.
New banner how we feeling :fire: :fire: :fire:
Old man Matesprit https://www.camisacritica.com/cdn/shop/products/BOXMARX_ENGELSCRITICACAMISETAMELGBTKARLMARXENGELSCOMUNISMOSOCIALISMOMARXISMOESQUERDAREVOLUCAODIREITOSIGUALDADELGBTLGBTQIGAYHOMOSSEXUALBICHALESBICAVERMELHOPRETOMASCULINA_d6211bc1-1669-45a0-9c78-ed760880b8ec.jpg?v=1775929641&width=1445
I thInk It's hIghLy ConVenIent to haVe at Least one other weapon In your strIfe portfoLIo. My weapons of ChoICe are My trusty rapIer anD My eVen More trusty whIp! LethaL CoMbos CoMe froM theM. S:)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S RIGHTS !!! BUT IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S WRONGS !!! IF YOU NEED TO HIDE A BODY, LADIES, !!! I GOTCHU !!!
// My uncle actually has pretty similar taste in music to what I imagine Droog would like. Also, growing up, I was raised by my great grandma, and most of her music taste was from the 1930s and 70s. Also, a chance to share FIL BO RIVA, literally an amazing artist that my uncle and grandma liked when I shared it. Got the granny stamp or approval.
O)( )(ow exciting! I wis)( you luck in your noble quest!
The Signless was right
// Believe it or not, he is trying to be helpful. Kinda.
The Condesce won. Grimbark Jade and Crockertier Jane slaughtered their former friends, claimed the Ultimate Reward, and created New Alternia out of Earth B. It's been almost 200 years since then, and both gods have been under the Empress's control the whole time. Jade is kept on a tighter leash - she's always connected to the Condesce directly. She's pretty fucked up in the head! Dissociates a lot, her mood flips on a dime, holds self-contradictory beliefs. She can be kind or cruel, self-aware or completely disconnected from reality. She's completely dependent on her Empress to suppress her guilt and grief (and sexuality!) and will often sort of reset when she has a thought that doesn't fit with her brainwashing. Warning for #gore, repressed #nsfw, and the resultant #nsfwe from a lack of morals plus inability to ever wack off (HIC hates human sexuality and she can sort of percieve everything Jade does)
higour casts owning all the wealth? if only someone something could think of a way to stop it
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
You're in. Welcome to #fortasshole.