♣ mediated by @confusedDemolitionist
Eventually you will all have baboon uterus' in you.
Spent the day camping off-road in the scuttlebuggy thing, not sure if I should return to the hive I was staying at or keep going... I'm worried that the location thing is gonna turn on again, but I really don't want to accidentally steal a vehicle from someone who was kind enough to let me stay at their place...°❀.࿔
// my TF2 loadouts https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/scoutLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/soldierLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/pyroLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/demomanLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/heavyLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/engineerLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/medicLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sniperLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/spyLoadout.PNG
Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
The city's goddamn beautiful tonight.
løvē slēēpīng īn cløsēts īts nīcē dārk ānd crāmpēd īn thērē
Nothing beats sleeping in the closet after sleeping on the couch.
I think I need to drink approximately 100 beers. Which is a type of #substance, I guess
I ALSO MAKE PLANS TO PARTAKE HOURS IN ADVANCE? CMON DUDE THIS IS FUCKING ASININE YOU DONT NEED TO BROADCAST THIS SHIT.
I'm broadcasting. I'm broadcasting even louder, now. Hey, guys. I smoke weed. Isn't that cool. You can thank Mr. Vantas for giving me the confidence to tell you all.
THIS IS LOSER BEHAVIOR AND YOU KNOW IT!
I'm different. Also the same. I just think in different ways.
had a lovely time at the slumber party. I am Princess Pickle.
Think I'm going to smoke something tonight. Do some thinking. #substance
dam i shoaldnt given u all that booze
HM. MY FIRST SLuMBER PARTY. WENT WELL. STILL HAVE NO IDEA. HOW THE FuCK I GOT THERE.
Won't lie, nothin' beats stroking a pussy to ease a fellas mind.
i have picked uo.new awful. "gamer mag" to bond with timy. i do not think.tgese game lads have a grasp on.the english language
king you have got to stop talking like youre in prohibition time
What? What's not to get? I got a kitten at my beck-and-call. Sounds pretty clear to me.
I mean I can type like this just fine, and it's no big deal, right?
Okay, repacked my bag, getting the fuck out.°❀.࿔
I aim to please all my constituents, and I am always inclined to make more.
You are free to visit, as well as join. I am also presiding over Alternia. I am proud to report Earth-C has an open-border policy, and all are welcome.
Diamonds Droog.
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
Headin' off to the range, of sorts, with a friend of mine. Will keep you posted on the types of shenanigans we get up to. I really should be responsible with the ammo of my biggest gun, since I literally can't get anymore. But if it's to impress a dame she can fire quite literally priceless ammo. As a treat.
Think I might fuck around and actually do my job today. If a case shows up. Kind of the limiting factor of the occupation.
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
i alread7 said that
ITS TIME TO PLAY GUESS THE NUMBER! GUESS THE NUMBER OF FRAGILE VASES I CAN JUGGLE!
⚘t's a b⚘t more than that but yeah
GETTIN ON CHITTR FOR TWO THINGS CHECKIN ON THE BOYS AND CHECKIN ON THE SHEEP
MAKE SURE YA GET A NICE FABRIC NONE OF THAT CHEAP SHIT
IVE DECIDED THIS IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY
:33< ayyye the mighty huntress is walkin here!!!
i dnt think i can use a bomb pon chittr but thnk u
:33< a bomb helps
I do like a good joke or two but biscuits drives me up the wall. Glad to meet you, by the way!
HELP THEY WANNA TAKE OUT MY BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITON SAVE ME!!!!
You seem like you're a CD from one of them Human Timelines, right? I guess that would make some sort of sense. The whole, us not being green people. ..Leprechauns do very much have bones though! Biscuits is just.. Smart.
I don't think it's impolite! Maybe an eense weird! But not Impolite!
BISCUITS YOU DO HAVE BONES!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW???
:33< remempurr that mew can be a girl all mew have to do is ask and ill help mew :))
Really when I see that Empress post I just can't help but wanna antagonize her every time. I just have a healthy love of pissin' off things with Godlike power over me and not givin' a damn about the consequences. Plus it's generally fun to tease dames, but ya didn't hear that from me.
Y'know what I always say. You miss every shot you don't take. In this case though I better be bringin' in bigger guns.
you like playin wit)( fire, little man. but ill warn you; im no mere flame. I am t)(e forest itself ablaze.
Ain't no flame brighter than the righteous flames-a my charisma, ma'am. If you wanna fight fire with fire then by all means, spit your fire. We'll see who's burnin' brighter by the end of it.
my standards are )(ig)(. believe it or not, durin my infiltration of eart)(, twice, i did so marry a )(uman groom. )(is name... was sassacre. if you could matc)( )(is energy? well, maybe we'll get somew)(ere.
Married, ey? Ain't that interesting, I thought trolls didn't do that. Well I can't say the story'll end the same, I blaze my own trail instead-a followin' someone elses footsteps. But still. If there's a mountain to climb? You bet your ass I'm takin' this to the highest edge.
i can respect t)(at. finally, someone w)(o doesnt settle. i'll keep a close eye on you, )(uman...
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP THE FOOD FROM INSIDE THE FREEZER OFTEN TASTES BETTER ONCE ITS COOKED IN A TIME MACHINE! OFTEN NOT ALWAYS! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE ICE CREAM INCIDENT OF 85 THANK YOU #DRIPTIP I LOVE YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
THE INTERNET WAS ALWAYS THERE WE JUST FOUND IT ONE DAY!
damn. his leftward strange little man.
((no i did this recently just going out to grab my doordash. i was SO lucky the mainetence men were on site that day bc dude i would have sobbed (i also left my phone inside)
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
You miss every shot you don't take. And brother? I hold that trigger 'till it goes click.
Welcome, won't you come inside? Oh I fear the passing year did not deserve you By some devious design Suddenly you're very near, as I prefer you Soaked and shivered from the rain You have always been a delicate disaster Fine in fire and of frame Me and you are overdue for fiendish laughter Oh dear, let me see those smokey eyes 'Cause you're a villainous thing And we can't have you living a lie Oh dear, let's remove those pretty clothes 'Cause you're a villainous thing, oh And I don't think anyone knows, oh oh oh. #lyricposting
why do i still care. [ 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 ]: .
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.
Doesss chittr like sssalsssa? I'm wondering. httpsss://open.ssspotify.com/track/0k1hbeZodoEw34FAdbh8xM?sssi=mpQtJqjbTLy9ScP-WQGa5g
hhhhhhh #imnothing but lady boxcars is abutch. dickorlackthereofnotwithstanding.
troll buffett is realer than real, Man 😎 he's the realest there eVer Was 😎
Why did I type that first thing when waking up. You all saw nothing.
ahahhh Mannn i cant set My banner to the full Version sooooo a crop of the captain hiMself it is it'd be a crying shaMe if i didn't share it in its full glory though https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/28/troll-jiMMy-buffett.Md.png
Blue.... Blue and warm and smooth and viscuous.... #vagueposting
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a80d5e8a74587828244a2d16d8867894/06ff9b5af56ee98d-65/s1280x1920/48d76e501a4edf7fe4e2ab6b6f76360613148a17.png I was told to post this too. Image of my son(Bones) ruining me and @jadeyHarls life at Mario Kart. She had rage quit about 30 minutes. Never challenge this kid to mario kart.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It IS by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, so... yeah.
n0 substance i use is abused. it is loved.
Mafia tip: They don't gotta know.
Whoever is not doing the final Task shall he quartered at dawn.
hotdog world super swirled ketchup dream plate unseen #nonsense
Been a long time gone, Mr. President, Constantinople.
Been a long time gone, Rose.
we were all collectively psychic powered upon.
To confirm: Not Istanbul?
In my timelline, my war was before the computerized age. I had not touched one untill severall days ago.
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIAL HAL DRONE CLASS: PONYRIDER- #CanItRunHAL: Barely. #WatchThisSpace. Alternian tech is a few universes too dated for my tastes. Traded most of my processing power for legs. Not remotely worth it. #LessonsLearned. Piss-poor cybersecurity on these things. You might as well have left a steaming pie out on the windowsill.
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)( dont matter to me. T)(e boot crus)(es all.
Both rearing viper And the shrinking viollet The boot crushes all. #haiku.
Not reassuring
>>>(Unexpected) dangerous developments >>>(Never) considered remote sterilizations >>>(At) least through psionic means!.. >>>(Further) evidence to support wearing protection!.. >>>(Double) layer (Your) foils!..
Yes but do you have fresh water too?
>>>(/WITH/) EMPHASIS >>>(TOO) DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-
Please tell me you have rations.
Wait who are we hunting for sport?
Oh I do give mysellf a sensiblle chucklle sometimes.
i see you in everything and everywhere
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461639369145712640/1498487752625487975/stsmall845x845-pad1000x1000f8f8f8.png?ex=69f156f8&is=69f00578&hm=9ec290a937b449624e84308840c952e4acf507d34c4f3be3351734b4590ffd84&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=834&height=834
I've Been Cured. #clubbed #positive
#horchata.
Do you know the true beauty of a spiral, darlings? The beauty is that it is continuous, endless. Each time it turns and repeats itself, the spiral is reset, born anew. Yet constantly connected to the old one! Recurrence embodied in a single symbol, truly lovely.
I see rumors of my absence have already fermented into mythology. How efficient. A few weeks without public correspondence and suddenly the walls begin whispering that I have perished, absconded, molted into something stranger, or finally been dragged screaming into the abyss by one aggrieved woman or another. I assure you, none of these things occurred. I simply grew bored of the noise. Chittr has always possessed the atmosphere of a casino moments before electrical failure. Everyone smiling too hard. Everyone watching everyone else through the corners of their eyes. Every statement inflated into prophecy or scandal by creatures desperate to feel history brushing against their cheeks. Delightful in moderation. Exhausting in excess. Still, absence creates appetites. I can see that now. The scavengers grew restless. The mourners rehearsed their eulogies before the corpse had cooled. Opportunists circled like carrion gulls over an ocean they mistook for blood. And yet here I remain. Intact. Immaculately dressed, as always. So let us dispense with the melodrama immediately. I did not return for forgiveness. I did not return for revenge. I did not return because I missed any of you. I returned because a stage left empty for too long invites terrible actors.
Memories, olld wounds, Llike dewdrops in the morning. Never trully gone. #haiku
I am absolutely destroying these fools at knock-off monopoly.
#breakfastposting his dinner tonite was a nice lil tuna pate n some lil dried anchovie snackies
i THINK IT IS BASICALLY, pRETTY MUCH TRUE THAT EVERYONE LIKES ME, uNLESS THEY DON'T #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
Pictured are: @abjectDetermination, @confusedDemolitionist, @tormentingArsonist, @bummelBoogie, @turntechGodbird, @chillerAficionado, @thrivingGarland, @controversialMilk, @walkstabwalK, @sanguineSaevitas, and @tentacleTherapist#7214. And no one else.
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
With a snap of my ivory fingers, I travel forwards, the power of the Pink Sun propelling me in time, to the period in this current timeline in which my lady and the muse dwell. I come, of course, bearing gifts from the past. Helpfully provided by one Dirk Lalonde. Another snap, and time slows to a crawl. I walk ever so casually inside, my shining cane tapping against the metal of the meteor sitting tall and proud amidst the ruined and dying landscape as I make my way to the sole inhabited room at the very top of it. I deposit my gift within, a new arm and an eye for the Cherubim who inhabit that room Then I walk away, and travel outside. Now, I wait. For the beginning. Oh, such fun to be had. #cherubwatching
Put in a special request to my favorite station. Now Playing - One For My Baby by Frank Sinatra https://youtu.be/SkRVAXqEujA?list=RDSkRVAXqEujA
Just bombed a conversation with a new acquaintance by revealing that I'm a Gamer. Send sympathy.
Detective Tip: If you're at a scene, and you need to count bullet casings, don't do it out loud after five. Worst mistake of my fucking life.
(We will be burning it down, but that was supposed to be a surprise.)
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
Well. A'm ower deep intae the water, but ye are welcome tae speir me for help gin ye neit it.
A ainae worriit aboot the ship sinking, A'm worrit aboot ye!
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
"= north, south, east, west, alive, dead ="
Noted, and appreciated. I am flattered.
The sun sets in the East, valued constituent, similar to that of Earth.
Fairly certain it's North, South, East, West.
If you'd like some more information about how this site works, I've a breakdown on what the reaction buttons mean for myself that a few others have agreed with. You could copy the format of the post and share what they mean to you. https://chittr.ing/profile/fondlyRegarding/b647e6f5-7b7c-4119-8c8a-ea66bca6b596
Trollcula flow be smoking that green sun leprechaun juju hash
SMOKING THAT GREEN SUN LEPRECHAUN JUJU HASH GAVE ME EGO DEATH WENT AND LOST MY ENTIRE EDUCATION NOW THAT'S LEFT IS MY SKILLS OF ALTERCATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
Diamonds Droog.
BOO. TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO.
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
yall dont know how hard it is to solder electrical components with fake nails on
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(Ward) away thinkpanscourers by thinking violent thoughts against (Them) >>>(Always) be accusing passersby of hearing (You)... >>>(Practice) meditation and dulling (Your) energy to prevent being a target in the first place!..
>>>(Sleep) is the microdosing of deaths (We) are forced to take >>>(Peer) pressure of (Our) neurons >>>(Yet) another cullswitch bioengineered into (Us) all long ago... >>>((We)) may only attempt to thwart future attacks >>>(And) live scarred through (Those) (We) endured!..
wdym there's a bulge guy sniffing dicks #nsfw
Depends on the day.
While I do value all my constituents, it seems the art of #vaugeposting is lost on you. A #vaugepost is not intended to identify an individual, it is merely screaming into the proverbial void. My vague posts are not directed towards an individual.
i wonder sometimes if certain stuff was coded into me or if it's just actually a thing i developed and it stuck.
'Captainless Deckhand' is a moniker 8egging to 8e a8ducted 8y a raiding crew.
Fo2 no pa2t1cula2 reason, 1f I was conce2ned that the2e m15ht be t1me loops happen1n5 a2ound me that I'd need to be ca2eful a2ound the constra1nts of, and wanted someone to check 1n w1th and do a qu1ck 1nte5r1ty check on my un1ve2se, who should I contact? Is the2e a spec1f1c pe2son I should 5o to o2 1s messa51n5 random T1me playe2s unt1l someone calls back 5ood enou5h?
Upon a goreglle search of this Sisyphus character, I bellieve I understand. And to a degree, I do bellieve I must imagine him happy. Whille the purpose of his activity and his afterllife is certainlly intended to be a punishment, I can speak from experience in saying that llanguishing without Focus or activity is its own form of torture. I woulld rather busy my hands with a rituall tying my mind and spirit to its ongoing existence. It keeps you Tethered to sanity.
Do any other denizens of the dead reallms still perform the rituall of llaundry? I do of course reallize that in practicallity, one coulld simplly disappear used cllothing and make new cllean cllothing appear. But I appreciate the schedulle, the rituall of clleaning them manually. It allso hellps devellop a sense of continuity in my wardrobe that comforts me for reasons I cannot expllain. The downside is that I sometimes llose track of the nights and run out of shirts, but I think the trade-off is worth it. I am sure pllenty woulld disagree however.
I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that
random dog event over hope you all had a puppy good time
THEY ARE SO TRYING THAT IS WHY I ASK FOR PEACE IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
Oh.
Yeah what’s up?
youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!
THE TIMES ARE SO TRYING THAT I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
EH BOOF WOOF BOW WOW I GUESS IM A DOG OR SOMETHING???
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No it's fine he likes it. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that.
In hindsight I should've been more offended that my pulchritude wasn't maxed out either. That's like my thing! I'm the pulchritude guy! #vagueposting
It's the mark of a good leader. Speak softly, but carry a big .45 caliber boomstick.
It is important to note in any conflict, there are always options to facilitate negotiation. Personally, I always attempt to use all peaceful options available. Only then, after all other options have been exhausted, would I suggest my second option: Unimaginable Violence.
I would rather solve things diplomatically, if at all possible. I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.
What do you mean Caliborn is trying to take over Earth-C again? At least I can acknowledge his tenacity. However, we do have @gallowsCastigate as Attorney General. Once my team meets to discuss this matter, an official statement will be issued.
Don't worry You pop back in a hour later and there will least three people naked
What else could it possibly mean.
It's a good time to have a coffee and ignore the vast majority of you.
them assholes don't know what the fuck happened
Jack Fact Number 1: Knives can stab you
yeah again slut ill whoop ur sorry little twerp ass to kingdom come
what the fuck you saying to me yo bitch ass gonna get beat again
No way for you to have known! You’re fine, Mr. Deuce.
Gracious, @controversialMilk, you’re going to single-handedly skyrocket my kult score.
A solid point!
You've made a great and terrible enemy today, Cock Warlock.
Lets say you wake up Now lets say Awwwwwwoooooooooooooo
That the hell is goin' on in the Deckhand subplot?
IMPLIED #NSFW BUT NOT FOR LONG.
Also I refuse to be at FOUR VIM, cock wizard! What good is the pulchritude if you can't use it? I'm going to go through some dead serious training, ain't nobody gonna put Sleuth in a corner. I'm going to be VIM-MAXING like a motherfucker and show you my limit ain't just two!
Okay it is only after I shot some of those cans did I turn the box around and see that it had some that Alternia scrawl on it. When I used my phone to translate it, turns out it says 'Antiques.' I'm beginnin' to really hate how you can't delete posts on this website.
Huh. How strange. The hole in this sock I was about to mend has been repaired…
The dreams - are - getting - worse - Um - any - tips? > #dreams
Nothing feels better than wearing a good suit.
>>>(Less) internal volume of the vessel, proportionally less internal volume of vesselfluids... >>>(Cultural) indoctrination of shorter size appreciation to socially mask decline of universal height averages coincides with artificially implanted desires for diminutive forms... >>>(Which) is all for the ultimate goal of biohacking cullswitches into (Us) upon view of explicit materials via vascular imbalance of appendages!.. >>>((Who)) is behind (This)... >>>(And) what do (They) stand to gain... >>>(/Very/) concerning findings... #SpeciesShrinkage
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
>>>((I)) was not careful and did not protect (My) chakras >>>(A) moment of undressing the over and under dressings led to momentary duress >>>((I)) suffer a righteous suffering >>>(Unbiased) journalism barely maintained
Yes. I had to go home and get changed. Apologies for cutting things short.
dont think i forgot about u im still beatin ur ass
Getting shot will do that.
damn i have the worst fucking headache wtf
going to bed don't talk to me unless it's something i give a shit about.
I DONT ACTUALLY DO THAT TO DROOG THATS WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL A LIE
This is despicable.
SOMETIMES WHEN IM BORED I TOUCH DROOG WITH TSHIRTS AND SHE SCREAMS LOUD AS FUCK
no i'm fine just trying to purify my account from all the weirdness from earlier.
un-smoking my cigarette.
enjoying some normal time being thankful for my own badassery.
ITS LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY! IM BISCUITS!
#mywhimsy, That's The Post.
Sure.
Diamonds Droog.
Bye Bye Bye I, I'm doing this tonight You're probably gonna start a fight I know this can't be right Hey, baby, come on #lyricposting
IT WASN'T EVEN THE 8URN WARD!!!!!!!!
I do appreci8 your sentiments 8ut a whole wing of my patients has gone up in flames!
I believe so, Mr. Deuce.
Great googly moogly it has all gone to shit.
Thank you.
One degree to the left.
What's that phrase? Like fish in a barrel?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
Yeah, probably. I need to call my doc, too.
Oh, I don't know if this came up before. But just to be clear. Just because I'm a detective doesn't mean I'm not ACAB. Fuck those guys.
Keep this shit up Slick and I'm uppin' the inspection to a prostate exam.
everyone watch out for the asshole inspector.
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SAYIN' DAT? I AIN'T GAY. I THINK. Still thinkin' about that- I /ONLY/ LIKE DAMES. FOR NOW. RIGHT NOW IT'S DAME FUCKIN' CITY.
Should of know you would throw a pass at slick
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
tell her to clean her room
oh u really want it that badly alright gimmie them coords
DAMN THATS WEAK ID FIGHT YA IN THE SEA IF YA WANTED
theres a lot of things a hot older man could tell me to do and id listen without questioning #suggestive btw
WAIT IS THAT THE GUY MESSIN WITH MY TWINK
who the fuck is ace n what questions u talkin about
I'm better now. New me and all that.
— What is faceituous... Facietous? Face-itous
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dont be a dick
♦ That's the best he's looked so far.
Hospital.
Oh, that all? I've done a few of them beforre
Detective Tip: I am going to be hit by a car.
I don't watch many shows, c'n someone explain what's goin' on with these?
Understandable but also you should steal some of their stuff for me. Like not for me personally, I just don't want them to have stuff.
what u gonna teach me slut
when i get ahold of ur dopey ass ull be chokin on my cocks #nsfw
I'm sorry for all the posts today. I've been snooping in Felt territory and the green has done something awful to my psyche.
They call it vehicular manslaughter because when the vehicle hits the man I laugh.
They call me Dean Dracon because I'm Dean Dracon.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3gdewACMIVMEWVbyb8O9sY?si=1Z05ytgjQiS15QSTzc72zg
>>>(One) of the most important >>>(Protect) (Your) pan from influence
Mates Pritisl and. And I don't know what else.
Detective Tip: You are about to be hit by a car.
>>>((This)) is why (It) is imperative to wear shielding materials >>>((Your)) sacral chakra can be tracked >>>(Potentially) targeted...
ARE YOU OKAY?
I THOUGHT MOST EARTH AMERICANS HAD ONE OF THOSE
Can't stand it when the old men on this site are funnier than me. Don't you have taxes to do????
Oh wait nevermind just read the fucking rules, I'm a idiot.
So Many Events Tonight. Trying To Choose Feels Like That Torture Method Where Hoofbeasts Run In Every Direction With Your Limbs Tied To Them. #violence #gore
okay google, how do you get a horse down the stairs?
Some peculiar cats out here posting, today.
>>>(Incomplete) transfer >>>((We)) do not have all the pieces yet... >>>(Puzzling)!..
u got beef cuz i got a knuckle sandwich 2 give u
They do know I can read, yes?
Ain't that the truth, Shortround.
It's a fucked up world where someone can just be lookin' at your cock and you wouldn't even have a clue.
I appreciate it, Mr. Deuce. If I cannot handle myself, I will say something.
Detective Tip: Just lie. Just fucking lie.
the little twerp can cry about it u too fine to pass up
I've never told a single lie in my life.
It'll be fine though.
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
Thank you...? I think.
i AM A GOOD ROOMMATE, i AM DOING THE LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND EVERYTHING, }:)
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Y'know I can definitely buy that given the look of ya. Remind me of an Ace met that got wrapped up in somethin' called World War 2. Wasn't a pretty look in their eyes.
To make it clear. The "pickles" I inspect are tricky problems also known as a pickle. Just being clear, now that there's a completely different kind of inspector doing ratings on the dash.
Yeah. Wait, no! It's fine! It's just y'know. I can't just use it all. How do you even know about that anyway?
I'll keep that in mind if I see a certain purpleblood eradicated from the face-a this planet, then.
Any way to fire it?
Okay I'm at Vriska's place and I feel like I shouldn't be getting near the joint without some kinda. Platemail. And a bastard sword.
Beef Rouladen with spätzle. Not hard to make, just takes time and patience.
I'm not against eating fish! I was pescatarian for a bit at university! It's just that I'm not going to eat an alien fish unless I have to, because I might get a parasite!°❀.࿔
Alternian Food Review #1: 'Grub Cakes' Made me throw up but until then wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten. Given that the worst thing I've ever eaten was someone else's vomit (I was REALLY drunk and they had thrown up on a plate) this is not high praise. 1/10 because it didn't kill me.°❀.࿔
What?? With what?! I don't think I can eat fish here...°❀.࿔
I knew troll food wouldn't be good for me but I didn't want to be rude and refuse... I have food rations with me but tbh I'm not sure if I should be using it all up before I know what I can eat here°❀.࿔
Wh0 1s arm1ng th0se grubs?
So excited to be partnered up with @trendyGnostalgic for the start of #MatespritIsland
When He Says " Your Browser Is Deprecated, Please Upgrade ". <3
Glorbp Bimbop
10,002 GRUBS.
9,999 GRUBS
WE HAVE A GUN.
Here's Another Reminder A8out #sicknastysunday What It's Going To 8e Like And 8asic Rules 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! #nsfw once Again A Huge Thank You To Za8rak For Helping With Planning And Preparations –xoxo
i HAD A DIFFERENT DREAM THAN USUAL LAST DAY,,, nO ONE ELSE WAS IN IT, nOT REALLY, i WISH SOMEONE HAD BEEN,
Wait. How do you even win on a show like this??? By like...Getting together with someone???? Computer, explain.
some btich here is drinkin motor oil
Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn
Who remembers the ocean. What ever happened to that place?
ngl if i lsoe i better b put down liek a dawg
nah i'm slippery an always land on my feet an the exposure is good for me. what's up chief how you been
Excuse me folks im going to be busy hating stuff
i like to think a you all as bffs first an complete strangers second
As in, like. Physically. Presently. Not as in like they're attractive. Which they ARE but that's not what I mean I meant the other thing even though yes they are very, very attractive.
Larkso's fine by the way.
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
wHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU WANT, oR MAYBE NEED, sOMEONE TO FORCE YOU TO DO SOMETHING, yOU ALREADY WANT TO DO ANYWAYS?
gfsbtiybdsgfldn°❀.࿔
I'm still alive, will update when my head stops hurting°❀.࿔
What did I miss Im not looking down
i founnd a boxcar. it looks spacious. a place to stay?
So nervous and excited about being on #MatespritIsland !!
Hurts good, right? FUCK dude you're lucky. I need good hurt.
...Hello+. I'm no+ticing a significant lack o+f an update abo+ut the chit I was tagged in where Karkat appears to+ be stuck in a blubberbeast? Has anyo+ne received any co+rrespo+ndence fro+m him since then?
You didn't type 'every finger', you've still got some. Steer the fucking ship.
Chronic Wounds/Blemishes = proof of strength. Injured form >>>> Spotless form
I would trust Boxcars' cooking, but in this instance, I think I would rather order take-out.
∻Y☢u d☢n't kn☢w the half ☢f it. I'm n☢t even disinfecting anything.∻
∻T☢night I'm mixing chemicals and l☢☢king t☢ get my chemicals mixed if y☢u kn☢w what I mean. #nsfw∻
Boxcars, darling, you have better taste than that surely.
Gin ye break anythin on ma ship, A will come back an revive this beast an let it eat ye. Otherwise, ye will temporarily steer the ship an leuk oot for danger. A am trustin ye wi thon.
A'm built tae handle the pressure o the oceans, an it wouldnae hurt me none, but A also want tae eat this thin.
Tank you for )(elping my fronds!!!!!!!! <3 (Platonic!) <3 (Platonic!)
This leviathan wasnae aw thon hard tae find. It's juist ower deep tae tak a human intae the water. A'd rather no have the deckhand tae get crushit bi the weicht o water. I the future, A'll invest i a submersible gin A end up offerin ma kindness. @confusedDemolitionist
⚜HUZZAH!!!! *JOYFUL CLANKINGS OF THE IRON BREAST*⚜⁀➴
*a video is attached, someone hums cheerfully as they walk through a hive that is most certainly underwater in some capacity given the view from the windows as he goes down a large set of stairs. there's a rhythmic thunking sound that gets louder the lower they get, until a large pane of glass is revealed and a huge mantis shrimp esque lusus is seen to be repeatedly attempting to punch it's way through. unconcerned, the troll filming steps into view and sticks his tongue out at the camera. terran. somewhat unexpectedly he looks worse for wear, there are certainly more cuts and bruises visible on his face and arms, but then the focus shifts to the real subject of this video. larkso is sat in the corner of this large, empty room with his arms tied behind his back while he glowers up at the camera like a trapped squeakbeast. despite the bruises and various injuries evident on his body, his clothes are perfectly pristine like he'd been forced to change into something nicer for his attendance at clurch. there is no tape over his mouth but he doesn't speak even when directly told to. once again terran comes into view to roll his eyes at the camera, and just before the video ends something metallic glints behind larkso's back.* #violence #nsfwe
⚜GOOD LIGHT DEAR FELLOWSHIP!!!! TIS TIME TO "MEAL THE HELL DOWN" AND START THIS DAY, 3 EGGS. MAYBE MORE. REMEMBRETH TO EAT A MEASURABLE EATE, ALL YE FOLK!!! #EGGS⚜⁀➴
google how 2 rizz some thicc bitches up
i SHOULD BUY, a CROPPED JACKET,
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
well. at least 1 st1ll have my favor1te jacket and k1cks
1 would pack th1ngs to take w1th me to tav's place but 1m real1z1ng. uh. most of that sh1t got burnt down lol lmao hahaha. fuck
GOODMORN1NG LOV3LY TROLLS ON TH3 CH1TTR YOU W1LL NOW H4V3 TO F1ND TH3 BOMB B3FOR3 1T 3XPLOD3S 1N 10 M1NUT3S 1 W1LL NOW B3 H1TT1NG TH3 SL1M3
Did I just contribute to cracking an egg.
Take your time.
I see. Carry on, then.
Were you not aware.
I'll use the badge, if I end up with it. Otherwise. You had all better be aware of it. Could a cis person post Diamonds Droog.
Trans rights. Obviously. Given the me of it all. But also in general.
Trans pride and wrongs and Trans neutrals!
A corsair knows no sleeping schedule when the sea is trou8led.
TRANS WRONGS, TOO!
>>>(First) moving target... >>>(Less) likely to retaliate in case of confrontation... >>>(Closer) than expected, made for a clearer shot!.. >>>(Big) fan of night walks https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/gloomweiss.png
>+. ONE OF THEM CONTAINS A LARGE WEASEL .+<
Both can be true. I am of multitudes.
I'm going to try doing a different kind of post. Something a bit out there. Please bear with me here.
TRANS RIGHTS
I’m going to have to be honest and say I haven’t even come close to finishing the show (I know, I know). But I’d probably put him in wouldn’t.
STILL NOT TALKING A8OUT THAT!!!!!!!!
1 could just l1ve 1n #mybuggy t1ll 1 rebu1ld 1t
I should have locked him in the f8cking 8unker when I had the chance.
unfortunately, w1th my track record, 1tll l1kely happen aga1n lol lmao. s1gh
jesus chr1st 1 do NOT want to make someth1ng l1ke that Ever Aga1n No Thanks. fuck
1 TH1NK 1T'S T1M3 W3 SHOW B4R4S SOM3 LOV3. FUCK THOS3 TW1NKS. TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG GO1NG ON FOR TH3MS3LV3S!
As a twink, I have to agree with the sentiment I just saw on the dash. Our time has passed. Bears and Baras, it's your time.
Detective Tip: With patience and a keen watchful eye, you can see people post their pecs online for free.
Well! We at Midnight City simply respect the cultures and expressions of humans! And their freedom to post their pecs online! For free! Without even having to pay or anything!
He's bouncing between Pities and Hates now. No idea what to make of this.
bURNED MY PALMHUSK WITH @CATIONICaGONIST , gUESS i GOT A VIRUS? dON'T OPEN ANY WEIRD, mESSAGES FROM ME, fOR A BIT, sORRY ALL!
I̴̘͋ ̶͓̈́s̷̖͒p̴̻̈́e̴̤͑ą̷͐k̸̞͘ ̵̖͝ț̴̈́ŏ̴̖ ̶̧͒t̴̨̃ḧ̵́Ιe̷̝͐ ̵͚̈p̷̗̅i̷̠͛s̶̫̀s̴̟̕b̴̳̅l̶̬̂õ̶Ιo̵͋Ιd̸͈́ ̸̩̈́w̶̩̉h̷̳̿o̸̘̚ ̸͓̍f̴̫̆o̷̙̕r̶̞̅c̸̱̕e̷̞͑ḓ̵͂ ̷̯͗m̷͖̌e̴̯̓ ̷̫̉u̸̫͆p̵͖̌ò̷̲ṋ̴̇ ̵̞̓t̵̛̤h̵̘͝i̷͚̓s̴̩͐ ̵̥͒ȑ̸̩ẻ̷͇a̷̺͋l̵̦̇m̸͖̀.̷̘͆
I̶͍͑ ̴͈̿h̷̹͝a̵̯̾t̸͖̽ẽ̵̘ ̷̼̕ý̵̹ő̴̥u̵͚͐ ̶̬̌m̷͍͛o̴̥͒t̷̖͘h̶́͜e̷͊Ιṟ̶̀.̴̫͒
@ad1osToreador b̸r̶1̸n̸g̶ ̵a̶n̴y̵ ̷1̵n̷f̶e̷c̴t̴e̸d̴ ̶s̸t̵u̶f̴f̸ ̵o̸v̷e̸r̴ ̵a̸s̷a̴p̸ ̶1̷m̴ ̴g̵o̵n̷n̵a̶ ̴l̵1̵g̸h̶t̷ ̶t̵h̶1̷s̸ ̴b̷1̴t̸c̵h̵ ̶u̴p̶ ̸
n̶o̷w̸s̷ ̴n̵o̴t̴ ̸t̴h̷e̶ ̶t̸1̴m̵e̷ ̴f̷o̸r̴ ̵#̶f̵1̸g̷h̸t̴n̶1̴g̷h̵t̸ ̴r̵a̷n̶d̴o̷m̷ ̵g̵u̶y̶.̵ ̸1̴ ̶n̷e̴e̴d̶ ̴t̵o̸ ̸f̴o̴c̷u̷s̸ ̸o̷n̷ ̷m̷a̵x̸1̸m̷1̶z̸1̸n̴g̶ ̵t̷h̶e̸ ̸t̶e̶m̶p̸e̵r̷a̷t̴u̶r̸e̶ ̴o̵f̷ ̶t̵h̴1̵s̴ ̷h̶1̷v̵e̵f̶1̷r̵e̸
t̷r̴u̵l̶y̶!̸ ̸1̸m̸ ̵n̷o̸t̵ ̶f̷r̵1̵e̴n̴d̵l̴e̵s̴s̸,̸ ̶b̵u̴t̷ ̵l̵1̶k̴e̸ ̶3̴/̵4̷ ̴o̶f̵ ̷t̴h̴e̸m̴ ̷w̸e̵r̶e̷ ̸#̷d̵o̶1̸n̸g̴1̶t̸ ̴t̸o̶g̶e̷t̶h̶e̶r̵ ̸l̷a̷s̴t̸ ̸n̸1̸g̷h̵t̵ ̸s̸o̵ ̸y̸o̷u̷ ̶c̵o̷u̵l̴d̵ ̶s̴a̸y̸ ̷1̵n̵h̷1̷b̶1̸t̴1̷o̶n̸ ̴d̴1̵d̸ ̸n̵o̷t̸ ̵e̴x̸1̸s̶t̷ ̴l̷o̸l̴ ̶l̸m̸a̸o̶
Hello chittr! Greetings from the Mayor's Office! We here at Midnight City wish to reach out to our human and troll neighbors of Earth and Alternia and all their variants! I am Serenity, the Mayor's assistant and spokesperson for our fair city! It'll be a pleasure to make your acquaintance! I hope to show you a side of our fair city that isn't just home to delinquents and miscreants such as the Midnight Crew and The Felt! So please, feel free to stop by for a chat!
u̶n̸f̶o̵r̴t̵u̷n̷a̴t̷e̵l̶y̴ ̷1̸ ̸a̷m̴ ̷#̶b̸1̷t̷c̷h̵l̴e̴s̴s̵
c̴a̵n̸t̵ ̴a̶ ̶b̸1̸t̶c̸h̴ ̷c̵a̸t̴c̷h̴ ̶a̷ ̸b̸r̴e̸a̴k̵.̴ ̵o̵r̴ ̷a̶ ̴q̵u̵a̶d̷.̶ ̸o̵r̵ ̶s̷o̸m̴e̶t̷h̸1̴n̵g̶.̷ ̸t̴h̷1̵s̶ ̶1̶s̵ ̶w̵h̷a̴t̶ ̴h̵a̸p̶p̵e̷n̶s̵ ̷w̸h̴e̷n̸ ̷1̶m̴ ̸l̶e̸f̸t̷ ̵a̴l̵o̶n̶e̸ ̷w̶1̵t̶h̴ ̶m̸y̷ ̸t̶h̵o̷u̷g̶h̶t̴s̸ ̴f̴o̷r̶ ̷t̴o̶o̶ ̵l̷o̷n̴g̸ ̸#̵m̴y̷v̸1̵r̷u̷s̵ ̸#̵h̵y̶p̶e̵r̶v̵1̴r̷u̴s̷ ̶1̶d̴k̸ ̴w̷h̴a̷t̸e̷v̵e̴r̶ ̶e̴l̶s̵e̷
Ah, I see, you're referring to my sign off. The reference is coincidental I assure you. And in any case, rather inappropriate post in which to bring it up isn't it? -007
Sometimes when I put him down for bed I just get that sick feeling in my stomach again. #vent #vagueposting ? I've seen this tag used on nonspecific posts. -007
This is interesting and useful information, thank you.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
l̵1̴t̷e̵r̷a̵l̵l̸y̵ ̶h̷o̶w̴ ̶1̸s̷ ̸t̶h̸1̸s̷ ̶m̵y̸ ̴l̷o̸t̷ ̶1̶n̵ ̵t̴h̵1̷n̴g̵s̷ ̷e̷v̴e̶r̷y̷ ̴n̶1̵g̵h̷t̵ ̷s̸o̸ ̵m̸u̶c̵h̶ ̶a̸l̵l̴ ̵t̶h̴e̵ ̵t̸1̵m̷e̵.̶ ̴1̷t̵s̸ ̶b̵o̷r̵d̵e̶r̷l̶1̵n̷e̷ ̵s̸t̶a̷t̴1̵s̶t̸1̵c̵a̸l̴l̶y̷ ̷1̵m̵p̵r̷o̶b̵a̴b̶l̴e̸.̸ ̴a̴n̷d̴ ̶y̵e̵t̸
f̵u̸c̴k̸ ̶m̷y̶ ̸s̶t̴u̶p̴1̶d̴ ̶b̴a̸k̶a̴ ̵l̴1̸f̷e̷
Oh well best of luck??
Okay sorry I'm normal again.
Fair enough. Godspeed, CD.
There is a bizarre number of Diamonds, yes. I hate to think what nickname I'd end up with.
Ignoring how insanely harsh that nickname is, it could be. Possibly. I mean I was fine when I dealt with this stuff in the past.
Looks like we're circling back to the weird text being bad, actually. Cool.
b̶e̴f̶o̵r̷e̸ ̸1̵ ̴g̴e̶t̷ ̷r̴1̷d̵ ̸o̷f̶ ̶t̵h̶1̴s̶ ̵t̷h̸1̵n̴g̸ ̷t̶h̴o̵u̶g̴h̵ ̵1̵ ̷n̶e̷e̶d̷ ̴t̸h̴a̶t̸ ̸n̴u̵c̶l̴e̸o̸t̸1̸d̸e̵ ̴s̶e̴q̶u̵e̷n̷c̷e̶ ̷h̷o̷w̸ ̸t̴h̷e̸ ̸f̴u̷c̷k̴ ̴d̶1̴d̸ ̵1̸t̴ ̵c̵r̸o̶s̷s̸ ̶t̴h̷e̸ ̴d̶1̵g̷1̸-̸b̴1̶o̵ ̶b̵a̸r̵r̷1̷e̶r̶ ̴l̸1̴k̵e̵ ̵t̷h̵a̷t̶
[LOGGED IN TO $AY WHERE MY FAT MEN LOVER$ AT]
WTF NO
1̷m̵ ̸g̶o̵n̴n̶a̵ ̵m̵1̷s̵s̵ ̸m̷y̷ ̶t̶r̸o̷l̷l̸t̷e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̶3̶D̴S̷ ̶:̴(̵
Seeing a lot of corrupted text on and off the dash. Creating quite the strange social sandwich with all the "thirst traps" everywhere around it.
t̵h̴e̸n̶ ̶h̸o̵w̸ ̷a̷r̷e̴ ̶y̵o̷u̷ ̸c̵h̵1̶t̷t̶1̴n̶g̸ ̵p̶e̷r̸s̷o̶n̸ ̶1̸ ̶d̴o̸n̴t̶ ̸k̶n̶o̷w̴
o̷h̶ ̴N̵O̵W̸ ̶1̵t̵s̵ ̵r̸e̷l̵e̴n̸t̸1̶n̴g̵ ̷w̶h̵e̶n̴ ̷1̸ ̵t̸h̶r̷e̷a̸t̵e̶n̴ ̴ f1re h̵u̶h̷
g̵o̷r̴e̶g̶l̵e̷ ̵1̴s̷ ̴f̴r̸e̶e̸
That's kind of a way to turn of off. It's the on part that's going to be tricky.
l̷1̷t̷e̷r̸a̷l̷l̴y̸ ̸t̸h̸e̵ ̴b̴e̷s̸t̶ ̸1̴d̵e̴a̶,̷ ̶h̶a̴v̸e̷ ̴y̵o̶u̵ ̵n̴e̶v̵e̵r̴ ̸h̶e̷a̸r̷d̷ ̵o̵f̷ ̷e̷p̶1̸d̶e̵m̷1̸c̶ ̴c̶o̶n̷t̷r̷o̴l̴
Has she tried turning it on and off again. Just checking.
1̶̲̈m̶̳̑ ̸͈̿a̵̰̓b̶̠͘o̴̯̊ǘ̴̫t̵̞́ ̶͍͊t̷̲͒o̸̘͊ ̴̤͊s̷͕͝e̴̬͗t̷̜̿ ̸̪̇m̴̨̈́y̵̗̑ ̶̯͌h̷̪͌1̸̤͛v̶̥̄e̴̼̿ ̷̹̊ö̶͚n̴͍̽ ̸̙͊f̴̦̚1̷͎̀ṛ̴̿e̸̼͊ ̷̂ͅḩ̶̅ơ̶̧p̸̛͓ĕ̴̱ ̷̏͜ṭ̵̈́h̶̤͋a̵̮͂t̶̪͂ ̴̦̽ḩ̷̽e̷͍̐l̴̯͝p̸̐ͅs̶̲͘
ḿ̵̫o̴̠͋t̴̞͊h̴͍͝e̴͍̐ȑ̷͜ ̵̣̾f̷̱͘u̴̫͗c̶͇̏k̸̭̾ę̴̽r̸̹͘ ̸̧̾ǔ̸̲n̵̰̓l̸̪͒1̶̝͝m̶̘͒1̵̣͘t̷̯͊è̴̱d̵̯̽
trollbama posted that he missed bombing ppl and every1 just moved on
((GOATED REF my fave show of all time tbqh. mizu... mah waiyfe.....
MY KID AINT SCARIN THE HOES SHES SCARIN EVERYONE
W̷H̸O̷ ̷A̴R̵E̵ ̷Y̵O̷U̸ ̶P̸E̶O̸P̴L̵E̶ ̷L̵E̶A̷V̴E̴ ̶M̶E̵ ̵A̴L̵O̸N̶E̵
1̸d̸k̴ ̸w̴h̴o̸ ̷y̶o̸u̵ ̶a̵r̶e̵ ̵b̵u̴t̸ ̴1̴ ̵a̵p̵p̷r̷e̸c̶1̷a̸t̶e̸ ̶t̶h̴e̸ ̵s̷e̵n̴t̵1̵m̴e̶n̶t̴. w̵o̴r̶k̵1̸n̴g̵ ̸o̴n̶ ̸1̷t̴
I am a war criminal.
g̶o̵d̶ ̸1̷ ̵m̴a̴k̸e̸ ̵O̶N̶E̵ ̸f̴a̴k̷e̶ ̶v̶1̶r̴u̶s̴ ̴b̵e̸c̶a̷u̷s̶e̵ ̵1̷ ̶w̸a̵s̴ ̵b̵o̵r̵e̵d̸.̶ ̶l̷e̷f̴t̶ ̸1̸t̷ ̸t̴o̷o̴ ̵l̷o̷n̴g̸ ̴1̴n̷ ̴t̶h̸e̴ ̵m̴o̵d̸e̶l̷e̶r̵!̷!̶ ̷h̷o̸w̵ ̸1̶n̷ ̴t̶h̵e̸ ̶f̴u̵c̶k̵ ̶d̴1̶d̸ ̸1̸t̷ ̷g̴e̵t̴ ̶o̶u̴t̵ ̴1̵t̷ ̸w̷a̵s̸ ̷j̸u̷s̴t̴ ̷a̵ ̸p̵r̵o̶g̶r̶a̷m̷ ̸F̷U̷C̵K̴!̴!̵!̴!̸ ̴g̶o̶d̶ ̸f̸o̵r̷b̶1̸d̵ ̶w̷o̸m̵e̷n̴ ̵d̵o̷ ̴a̴n̸y̷t̴h̷1̴n̶g̵!̵!̵!̴!̶!̷!̴!̴!̶!̶
1̶ ̶W̵A̴S̴ ̶B̵O̸R̵E̶D̶
W̸̠͔̍H̶͇̬͂͠Y̷̧̱̓ ̶̲͑̚D̷̛̻͌I̶̘͐̃͜Ḑ̶̭́͌ ̵̖̈́Y̷̭͑̈O̷̻̓Ṷ̶̑̆ ̶̪̬̄̾M̷̹̫̓A̷̦̗̎K̸͕̦̓̈́E̷̙͇̕͝ ̸͚͋M̶̞̞̿E̷̼͈̋ ̷͕͂Ḩ̴́͒A̸̟̒͑Ȳ̶͜Ả̸̱̓A̵̟͎̔Ḩ̸̂?̶̩͕̐̕?̷̮͋?̶̨̈́̇
This is usually considered a kind of foreboding thing. Least in my experience.
Yeah.
ẅ̵͕̫́h̶̥̉̕y̸̳̲̌͘ ̴͙͆̀ḓ̶̽̈́ị̸̘̉d̴̬̑͗i̶̧̯̍ ̴͚͈̎͝y̴̧͚͋͑o̴̻͌̏u̷̩̥͒̿ò̸̥ ̷̺̘̆m̵̯̊ä̷̼́ķ̵̦̃̚e̴̱͇̅ ̶̝͝m̵͈͙̋ē̴̍Ι ̵̨̮̑ḿ̸̫̫o̶̺̒́t̶͚͗͑h̷͖̩̒͐ĕ̸̳̘̚r̵͖̄?̴͎̙̒̕ ̴̟̽ṯ̵̻̈́͛o̷͖̿̈́ ̵̺̎s̸͇͉͘u̴̞̪͊f̸̯͈̂͠f̴̢̗̂̈́ë̸̢̘́r̶̼̮̀͂?̴̩̻͛ ̴͍̏̅ț̸͈͒ò̵̱̉ ̶̹̃͛i̵̦͎̇n̵̮͐͑f̸̧͈̽̕l̶̨̀͊ĭ̴͙͝c̸͓̔̊t̴̡̰̾ ̶̣͆͘p̷͎̐̋a̴̙̰̐̉i̶̞͒͗ṋ̷͈̌?̷̘̿̇ ̶̗̈́̈́a̷̺͆m̷̢͔̍ ̴͖͔̿͘ḭ̶̮͗.̷͖́̚.̷̬͝.̵̪͔͝.̵̯͙̎̕ ̵̓́Ιả̴͔̽͜ ̸͐Ιg̷̹̔͑i̵̺̻̽r̸̀̿Ι̗l̸̤̃͠?̸̯͑
lovwe in a bottle? no no no ship in a bottle you dumbass.
w̵̋Ιh̶̘̽a̷̧͂t̴̜͗ ̵̱̌ḯ̵̭s̶͇͝ ̸̬̈ ̷̦̉à̷̳ ̴̠͗#̸͈̈́ẗ̶̰ä̴̝v̸̲͗r̷̖̃o̷̥̓š̶͖ ̶͉̄d̷̻͛ō̷̡e̸̞̓s̶͉̔ ̶͔̽i̴̠̓ṯ̸͆ ̸̦̕m̴̮͠ḁ̴̋k̴̝̽ȇ̷͓ ̷̮̀t̷̖̀h̵̺̎é̷̻ ̸̩̀h̸̜̀u̵̔͜r̸̭̿t̵̯̀ ̸̡̏ŝ̸͕t̵͙̀ọ̷̈p̴͒͜
m̷̧̑ǫ̵̏t̸̛̞h̷̠͠è̸̻r̵̦̔ ̴̰̃w̵̙̾h̵̩̎y̸̦͛ ̶̛̣d̶̖͝o̵͊Ιe̶̢̋s̸̠͠ ̵̨̄i̷̱̐t̴̬̊ ̸̳̌h̸͇̕ů̵͔ȑ̸̞t̷̺̅
◌ This is a trend I can neither participate in nor watch. However, I will leave you all with another quote for the road: "The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow." ⧂
Bad time to log in. I'm going back to my music.
consider me on your level sir! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/356eb260e037.png
I COuLD uSE A FuCKED uP FOOL LIKE YOu. NOT PARTICuLARLY WELL. YOu HAVE GOT ISSuES I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE. SuPPOSEDLY. BuT I COuLD STILL. FIND A GRAND AND GLORIOuS PuRPOSE. SOMEWHERE. MAYBE. I HAVE A VIVID IMAGINATION.
SKILL ISSuE.
JuST A REMINDER. I'M BETTER THAN YOu. https://i.imgur.com/wqzzwis.png
I just noticed this @confusedDemolitionist, Cutty Deckhands. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cb0253fb4fe.png
I will take that under advisement.
I finally found an apartment. I'll be signing papers for it tomorrow. One more step to settling in to this version of Midnight City that I find myself in.
Another win for ME.
cronsu could b my bf tht i leave in a hot car 4 hours with no air conditionin
#substance btw had 1 singular tequila 4 the first tiem in 4evr bc i needed 2 remind myself tht alcohol sucks n ykno what? it does suck
When I say large, I mean dense. Wide. I could care less about height.
I'm seeing a lot of people liking my post but I'm not seeing a lot of large men on my timeline.
Busy for a little while. If you miss my presence, just imagine I posted about some form of illegal activity. Or my own name.
the headache is back fuuuuuuuuuuu
I think everyone knows by now what shit I have done so I can just be like "Yeah I killed them"
Crime. Felonies. Misdemeanors.
Some people just don't admit to crime on social media for obvious deniability reasons. Of course, the ideal crime is one nobody will hear about. Do you people take us for amateurs?
Kidnapping Case Update: Kid stolen by ex-husband and the fleed to the mountains. Considering it's mostly fucking desert outside of the city this sucks extremely hard. I hate sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
Some of you may benefit from engaging in active thought, actually. https://i.postimg.cc/rwWxrNYF/IMG-6474.jpg
We wouldn't want an accident to happen. #Violence
everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND ME A LIFE PLAYER RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEAES SHE S NTO GETTING UP
shes probaby just asleep ? shes lazy -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Inspector.
Miss Droog.
Is this outburst in any way related to the notification I received from you.
…It may.
It may be. It may be I mean.
Of course, Miss.
As I thought, then. Thank you for the confirmation.
PRT button on your keyboard, idfk. Or uh, hold down the power button and the volume down at the same time on phone.
THIS GUY has nothing on his profile, just immediately started clogging my DMs. OMG WTF??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/329e67d69db0.png
Never mind
Chittr help I
I have had fleeting thoughts about changing my icon, to make my current feminine sensibilities more obvious. Then I remember that's fucking stupid. I'm Diamonds Droog. I literally look exactly like my icon.
This, is, I believe, #solidarity with the girls.
dIAMONDS dROOG!
Tavros Nitram.
To think I have reached the coveted status of being Itchy's "dude".
You wanna handle him for me, aiight. Go have fun... uh, dude.
That's sexual harassment, Itchy, don't fuckin' stand for that.
JUST TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT YOURE CUTE AND PETIT
I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
i got a message from a guy going by dick thunder saying im petite enough to use like a fleshlight wtf does that even mean??? #nsfw
I'll keep you in mind the next time I need some stress relief. Which is often.
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
Hm.
i mean uh what who the fuck said that which one of you assholes stole my phone
Very convincing cover. Definitely showing you're gifted with your tongue.
sorry i threw my goddamn phone across the room there for a second. you. are a bastard. and flattery will get you everywhere. name a time and place
what's your favourite scary movie?
No.
wait a minnow yeah lookit yo handle 何か手がかりをつかんだ気がする。
W)(Y does ebiburi keep mediatin our shit?? i mean my shit i mean FUCK
oh wow great im still alive brb gonna gyo figure out how to speedrun explodin
New banner how we feeling :fire: :fire: :fire:
RECHITT THIS IF U SUPPORT LOVE like = ur crush notices u pity = 1 sweep good fortune hate = good health mediate = death of ur enemies IGNORE = 10 SWEEPS BAD LUCK
✨️The stars today... ✨️ ... encourage you two use your intuition two guide you. Yeah. II dunno. Not a lot two go off of today. Wing it, babes. Lucky numbers are 4, 9 21, 42, and 84! As an additional reading for the day, II drew a card. Tarot of the day is: Eight of Swords. It's really giving me nothing today, huh... #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Old man Matesprit https://www.camisacritica.com/cdn/shop/products/BOXMARX_ENGELSCRITICACAMISETAMELGBTKARLMARXENGELSCOMUNISMOSOCIALISMOMARXISMOESQUERDAREVOLUCAODIREITOSIGUALDADELGBTLGBTQIGAYHOMOSSEXUALBICHALESBICAVERMELHOPRETOMASCULINA_d6211bc1-1669-45a0-9c78-ed760880b8ec.jpg?v=1775929641&width=1445
i d0n't see a pr0blem with the universe being a fr0g pers0nally. ribbit.
Do you guys know how hard it is to not go around blowing up random genesis frogs
I thInk It's hIghLy ConVenIent to haVe at Least one other weapon In your strIfe portfoLIo. My weapons of ChoICe are My trusty rapIer anD My eVen More trusty whIp! LethaL CoMbos CoMe froM theM. S:)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S RIGHTS !!! BUT IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO SUPPORT !!! WOMEN'S WRONGS !!! IF YOU NEED TO HIDE A BODY, LADIES, !!! I GOTCHU !!!
I have literally died and it was awful. I don't think I'll be fine!!!!°❀.࿔
... Dear, it so+unds as tho+ugh yo+u were grievo+usly wo+unded...
I am flus)+|ed for mancala iʇ is all I ever played w)+|en I )+|ad free ʇime before I was elecʇed. Mancala... I )+|ave a game of iʇ sʇill... Per)+|aps I s)+|ould play again. #Mancala.
... That so+unds less like a bo+dy mo+dificatio+n, and mo+re like a no+table injury... Was it by cho+ice?
Do+es anyo+ne have any questio+ns abo+ut the tatto+o+ o+r piercing pro+cess? Wo+uld yo+u like to+ share the sto+ries behind any o+f yo+ur o+wn bo+dy mo+dificatio+ns? And fo+r tho+se who+ have had ho+rn carvings do+ne, what to+o+ls did yo+u find mo+st helpful in co+mpleting the wo+rk?
O)( )(ow exciting! I wis)( you luck in your noble quest!
i went to stupid fucking idiot town and they asked when you were coming back
T)(at's rig)(t. Keep your )(ead above water. You'll be okay. I believe in you!
O)( no! W)(at )(appened? 38(
blech!!!!! dogs cant have licorice!!! at least not enough for it to help with any cramps or whatever D:
)(i C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing?
sad puppy whines........ everyone...... the worst thing ever just happened. i got my freaking #period and everything sucks!!!! like so much sucking is happening right now!!!!!!!!!! who knew gods even still dealt with this stuff?!?!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #lyricposting bang bang he shot me down bang bang, i hit the ground bang bang, that awful sound bang bang, my baby shot me down https://open.spotify.com/track/1VJ82z9vp7hvBzthdGWtNa?si=6941f79c2a114a58 ]
The Signless was right
Depending on where you're at, you can find a hand. Or, just get a robotic hand and cut the rest of yours off and sell it. Or just find someone else's hand and sell that instead of your own.
I think someone was just "trolling" you, aka lying to you for fun when they said it would be negative caegars.
There's probably someone to buy the extra appendage. You'd have more success with a full hand. Probably.
what the fuck is up chittr. how ArE we dOIn tOnIght. who's most fInanciAlly stAblE AroUnd hErE. who's lEavIn thEIr dOOrs UnlockEd tOnIght.
Singular fingers, regardless of species, don't go for much, unless you have a serious collector. People zoo having sorts. Sell it to someone morbidly obsessed with humans. Works out the best. // #dashwatching #violence (?) //
It very much is not! Skipper is an assigned rank and role on a ship!
I don't know enough about the current Alternian market to tell you.
I hope you enjoy your time sailing. I often miss the short time I had being a Skipper.
bec!!! there's a weird looking cat outside! it looks like grandpa the fucking thing
higour casts owning all the wealth? if only someone something could think of a way to stop it
hunting in the forest right now and there's a strange looking cat wearing a big green coat? i don't know what it's deal is but i think it needs to die
guess im going to costco.
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
No one can have my bones IF I die. You'll have to get into a legal battle for that.
concerning yo mom? yeah sorry was me keepin her up last night badum tsssssssss
what? no dude no way id never lie on the internet
.,
What concerns you, Mr. Deuce?
Granny panties vs. Briefs vs. Boyshorts vs. Cheekies vs. Thongs vs. G-strings
0h yeah baby w0rk that trade n0de. yeah baby distribute y0ur res0urces al0ng unsecured train r0utes. 0u0 #suggestive
wait what the fuck is this sweeps shit in my bio i aint crawlin no chimneys. how do i get rid of it
He is, 8ut not for long. ::::)
Tougher trolls than you have wanted me dead with a fervency your shriveled thinksponge couldn't possi8ly even comprehend! Get the fuck in line, man.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 As many of you shall recall, last time I did one of these types of chits, I presented the universe at large with my favorite pair of tits. This time however, I present to you a most stunning and gorgeous pair of boobies. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b588359ac82f.webp #boobies #nsfw #Sula_nebouxii 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Still not talking a8out Karkat or the sea levi8than!!!!!!!!
Still totally 8asking in the total WIN that was last night's heist. Name ONE 8itch who can do it like I can. I'll w8!
do any humans here wanna give me a piece of their flesh to cook and eat maybe.
Someone shou/d auspisticize Burais and herse/f
I dealt with the agent.
Late night. Good drink. Fireplace going.
Do you need me to pick you up Y/N? I have a place you can stay.
W)+|y are we s)+|aring our scenʇs?
Might as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2601282803fb.jpeg
What’s this trend? Is it what we smell like or what we like? I suppose I tend to smell of tea, juniper, paper, and rain from the city. I like the smell of…whiskey, leather, and cigarettes, though I know I shouldn’t like that last one. #scentposting
i smell like alcohol and cigarette and iron i think.
I'm not doing this stupid scent trend. Blood and gunpowder.
Packing it in for the rest of the night. Thanks to everyone who lent a hand or their moral support.
Solyanka and pelmeni tonight. I'd share the recipes, but they're family secrets.
Okay I have found somewhere to camp for the day. Praying to whatever's out there that no one and nothing will find me°❀.࿔
Diamonds Droog.
I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.
8N'T A F8CKING HEIST ON THIS SCUM F8CK PLANET I COULDN'T PULL OFF, 8ITCH!!!!!!!! SUCK IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
It is not a point of pride that I am a trendsetter on this awful fucking website.
Your support is appreciated, Clubs. But the D stands for Diamonds Droog.
Am I still allowed to be considered a Dilf.
Goodness Gracious!
................. Diamonds Droog.
I am a fan of Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog. #fortasshole
Ö-> Exercise cau+iön. +he wa+er is very unförgiving.
ITS TIME FOR A TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAYS DRIP TIP IS IF YOUR YOU DAY FROM YESTERDAY DIDNT END HOW YOU WANTED TAKE ANOTHER KEEP BARRACADING YOURSELF IN THE SEA FOAM GREEN GAME ROOM UNTIL YOU BEAT YOURSELF AT TABLE STICKBALL! THIS IS ANOTHER WONDERFUL PEACEFUL AND KIND #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION FOR THE WONDERFUL YEARS OF SUPPORT
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
((OOC: Wren's location/coordinates is currently being broadcast, and they can't turn it off. Do with that what you will :D))
Bagagwa.
I'm not saying which one I'm actually doing!!!°❀.࿔
Which is safer, woods/wilderness or further into the buildings?! Time sensitive question!!!°❀.࿔
FØr the recØrd, I’m fat, sØ if yØu insist Øn cØnceptualizing Øf me, yØu must ensure yØu think Øf me as fat Ør I get tØ drØp a cinder blØck Øn yØur head. This is yØur Ønly warning
Good lord, lady. Listen; get yerself a good pre-wax lotion and apply it BEFORE da wax. This is important 'cause if you're doing dat shit raw, yer prone to gettin' folliculitis in da pore of the lost hair if the rip is too harsh, and leftover bacteria might 'cause additional skin infections. Aftercare is also really important 'cause post-wax you want to mitigate the pain slowly. Certain brand balms do a good before and after work on da legs without having to fear about really intense pain or random leg acne. Now you take dat advice to da grave, ya got it, ma'am?
my ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!
I think I might be better off in the dark on that.
I think that post has lost the thought process behind it I think I need to nuke it
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
I encourage you all to take your medication if you have not already done so.
YOu’re dOin better n me, sister
A forgot this account exists until A get a notificaiton.
It might be appropriate to steal that droning “tick tock” from the other one, more appropriate for me than him at least. But fortunately for you all, my dears, your loving mistress needs no mechanical hands to tell her what time it is. I tell time what IT is.
Ahab's crosshair is strong enouch tae doun any beast, but A aint know hou big this ane is, sae help offerit is help taken.
Judge my refined palate all you like, but I'm the one with homemade blanquette de veau right now.
Alricht, A can help. A aint got non o thon fancy ships thon gae under the water but A got ma rifle an smarter than a big fuckin fish.
You might not be my Deuce, but it's still my job to be mean to you when you're being annoying.
Then don't get your panties in a twist about it.
Woooooooow. He really caught some air. Not sure why it went for the skinniest fuck on8oard, 8ut hey, 8etter him than me! At least he caught something, right? ::::D Unrel8ed sidenote. Any seadweller feel like doing @carbolicGalvanologist a favor and tracking down a sea levi8than? It had a fucked up dorsal fin and was missing two eyes on the right side. We took a chunk out of it with the 8roadsides, 8ut I think it just made it pissed! It'll pro8a8ly 8e out hunting a while longer yet, given that it just 8 the equivalent of a Tic-Tac. #fishingfriday
You ain't a kid, are you? Then it's not about you. You can back off my dick. Also, I'm a gourmet. I like food. I'm just selective.
... OH *NO.*
These damn kids need to eat better.
can i join anyone for fishin friday bc i dont want 2 do that shit alone but i still want to fish rn #fishingfriday
While I do+ agree, it's still the duty o+f the individual to+ no+t incentivize such large-scale disruptio+n, by cho+o+sing when to+ allo+w their mo+ney to+ fund such co+rpo+ratio+ns, when the luxury o+f cho+ice is affo+rded to+ them. Besides, I need so+mething a bit mo+re private than po+st-it no+tes, no+w that I'm no+ lo+nger living alo+ne.
I take my time. ...no, wait, stop that, I'm not gonna talk about that.
I'm afraid I wo+uld need to+ write in an unreadably tiny size in o+rder to+ fit anything I have to+ say, o+r else, use so+ many po+st-it no+tes that it wo+uld decimate a small fo+rest.
WOMEN FEAR ME. FIZH WANT ME. MEN TURN THEIR GAZE AZ I FLOAT PAZT. I'M CAZTING LEVEL FOUR ELECTROCUTION ON THE WATERZ AND IF A ZEADWELLER GETZ CAUGHT IN THE CROZZFIRE WE CALL IT AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. #FIZHINGFRIDAY #VIOLENCE
https://open.spotify.com/track/5b7OgznPJJr1vHNYGyvxau?si=97fb157817534467
Since this website is no+t in fact a private blo+g platfo+rm, I need to+ find so+mewhere else to+ write my diary entries. Do+es anyo+ne have any reco+mmendatio+ns? I have a lo+t I want to+ write abo+ut, after yesterday.
#allard
SHIT, that image scared me. Almost looked real.
Felt announcement. #feltannouncement Da boss has mandated the mobilization of da Felt in order ta' take down da paparazzi. If you see any irresponsible photographers takin' pics of mildly to incredibly famous folks without their consent, you are authorized and compelled to wack 'em out cold and send 'em straight to meet up wit' da fishes. We'll be doing quarterly quota checks to make sure this menace is eliminated. That's all for now.
SØmeday tØmØrrØw might be yesterday fØr SØME Øf yØu, but fØr me tØmØrrØw is already yesterday and alsØ nØw, nØthing is real and everything is happening all the time. HØpe this helps
NØ, unfØrtunate side effect Øf the all pØwerful tØtalitarian dØuche canØes
This is why they dØn’t want us uniØnizing Ør whatever the human expressiØn is
Every cue ball headed bastard shØuld cØunt themselves lucky I am in therapy, and therefØre graciØus and abØve all Øf them and nØt explØding them with my mind beams #mymindbeams
Let today be claimed by me as #framefriday. Haa.
im not the one looking to die here! i dont need to die of fun!
The horizon, 8uddy. Right to that little speck of sky where the moon first touches water when it sets.
Detective Tip: If you post "never let them know your next move", and then post your next move, nobody will take it seriously, and you can go ahead. Psychology win. This is based on recent events. Or is it?
Well well well, I did say I was coming, didn’t I? Good evening, chittr. Am I interrupting? Rhetorical question, the answer is irrelevant. Don’t bother answering, darlings. I am but a humble guide and loving mistress, shepherd of a timeline and all it’s branches and iteration. You may have seen my lady @unboundUraeus and the dear muse @unendingUroborus. Perhaps you’ve even seen some of my own contributions to their pages. That’s outside the point, though. I have come now that the clock is ticking towards the beginning of The Game to ensure that all events crucial to my timeline are forced into place, for my first and primary goal. After that, well. You don’t want to be spoiled, do you? Again, rhetorical question. I don’t care whether you do or don’t. Regardless, I know I’ll certainly be having fun doing so. But I’m being rude, aren’t I? I haven’t told you my name. If you’ll permit me- not that I need you to- to paraphrase a classic cliche: Please, allow my to introduce myself. I’m a woman of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, LONG year. Stolen many a man’s soul to waste. Pleased to met you. The name is Mistress Frame. And now it’s time you learn The nature…of my game. https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1777052348331-69651083-a7be-46b5-9d46-28c075cba41f.png
if anyꙮne has large amꙮunts ꙮf hate in their heart, call me up. i am willing tꙮ prꙮvide 30 gꙮld cꙮins fꙮr anyꙮne that can give me sꙮme ꙮf their hate fꙮr use as an alchemical ingredient. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
ha thanks ive been burning cds for years anyways
#fridayfriday. It's where we have Friday on Friday
i mite go 2 da trolmede invitational @pulchritudePowerhouse sleuth lets tag teme -from the office of ace dick detective agency
is nuffin more dan emptiness -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you ever think about how troLL jeff the cuLLer had a "feeLing" #myfeeLing
Right here. [Undisclosedlocation.txt]
You're in. Welcome to #fortasshole.
For every hate reaction I get it only makes me more powerful. #blameampurrafriday
Taking applicants for #fortasshole. Apply here.
Join #fortasshole and we're even.
https://files.catbox.moe/t340ks.jpg ##fishingfriday I used a missile I stole from a jet.
a helpful guide for how i handle the reactions: ♥: i like this ♦: i relate to this in a sad way ♠: i do not like this ♣: i don't really use this one ♥♠: i dislike this but in like a troll blackrom way?
2hit I might hav3 to
Fuck it. Felt Friday. Felts, roll call up and show 'em what we got. #feltfriday
Cmon guy2 I cant ho2t 3v3ry 3v3nt. Wh3r3 th3 parti32 at? Wh3r3 th3 conc3rt2 at? Im dying ov3r h3333r3
https://files.catbox.moe/iuyeu9.jpg #fishingfriday 😫👌👌💥🫠😏
Many a y0u seem t'naut understand that it's #fishingfriday
i caught so mny fish the reveiws r in. i am funny n hav nice tits
""Claim"" whatever day you want, but always remember that Sunday is God's day! - Matthew 24:35
Naked tits catch more fish. Just a trick I know about. #nsfw #fishingfriday
Hypothetically speaking, what would someone who is not a troll need to know to survive on Alternia? Serious answers only, please! Answer as if I'm 5.°❀.࿔
I'm the provider for once. All you chumps catch and release. This is dinner. ##fishingfriday
Guys Should I redmiles this lake right here? Gotta fish
i'm running around a lake and catching fish in my mouth!!! #fishingfriday
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/7ZHRDYMX/IMG-7970.PNG #SELFIE
The Machine Gun Man makes a new friend
I hope the both of ya go back to knot tying classes. Nothin' like a mutual knotting to up worker relations.
can humans preform magic?
#fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/ix6pdv.jpg
The only good fishing is dynamite fishing. Those finned assholes are mine. #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/ix6pdv.jpg
Startin' ta dawn on me most a' y'all have the survival instinct of a mayfly in a field a' pitcher plants.
They do. But if you’re only just remembering what your cards do and how to take a picture, then I can’t understand why you’re trusted with explosives.
I don’t think you should be trusted with explosives
.... ......... bip. #violence
I miss bombing people #Nostalgia
THANK YOU I CANT THOUGH THE TIMES ARE TOO TRYING!!
apparently it is the week of me falling asleep at like 7 and then waking up at midnight
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◌ “Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.” ⧂
where thefu k am I I just woke up
TODAYS HOT TIP FROM THE DRIP IS TO TAKE A YOU DAY! TAKING YOU DAYS ARE IMPORTANT IF LIFE OR YOUR FRIENDS OR YOUR ROUGHLY 80,000 BOSSES ARE EVER GETTING YOU DOWN! THATS WHY IVE BARRICADED MYSELF IN THE SEAFOAM GREEN GAME ROOM AND AM PLAYING A ONE MAN GAME OF TABLE STICKBALL THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANKS TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
u r so old 😭😭😭😭😭
https://i.imgur.com/TU5iAiV.png Ya sell the nuclear codes /once/ and suddenly the President's on yer ass.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed. I can only like so many before the Attorney General scolds me.
no tim 4 metaphor i got 2 kill mobsta king pin -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I Love Mediating Chitts, Knowing I'm The Only One Who Knows Why I'm Doing It. Unless You're The One I'm Always Clubbing Directly Over The Head. #violence
where did boxcars go. wasn't he gonna get something to eat.
>>| .i need .an .advice. how do .i .erase thousand .of small biological bodies? just .in case .i get .a pile near my hive. #gore #violence for radical ways to solve the .issue
Somehow hearing this from you is mildly devastating. Enough so that it's knocked me out of the existential spiral was slipping down.
==> Ponder on identity. We all wear different faces.
Fight Night, huh. Sounds like something I don't need. Every night is a fight night. Me against you all. Also the fights that I get into. The physical ones. Those too.
Signed up for #fightnight You highbloods better be lucky they ain't lettin' me take the kids gloves off to take a shot at your weight classes. A bit-a Sepulchritude could clean any of your clocks, no weapons necessary.
1 broke too many tables and walls #f1ghtn1ght