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@conspiracyTeichoscope
(pay me no mind. i'm just keeping an eye on things.)
The hit is back on. A seadweller and some other troll. #violence -_-
Seadweller kidnapped someone I dont feel apathetic about and is torturing them -_-
it’s a bad thing because MY DANDRUFF IS GONE MY DIRT IS GONE MY LICE ARE GONE
⊹₊˚{ THEYRE NONLETHAL ROLEPLAYING GAMESSSS! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(psst. i hear the masquerade is all jiggle, no jive right now.)
>>>(Weakness) revealing weakness... >>>(Drank) (It) regardless... >>>(Illness) replacing sickness...
does anyone know what slenderman does on saturdays to stop him from hiding pages has anyone found that out or no
(psst i hear he has a secret family.)
he has what
(psst i hear he has a slenderhusband, with three slenderwrigglers he took from the caverns. that's just word of mouth though.)
(what makes the maid so rank?)
she does not take her ablutions very often
sHE IS, gETTING BETTER!
(psst i've figured out what makes the maid so rank is she's gross.)
:33< take that back right nyow :((
:33< buddy... theres a whole lot of peopurr that think smelling bad is a good thing... :33< i cant elabpurrate furthpurr its #nsfw but still
A Troll Has Moved Into The Vacant Hive Beside My Own.
(is that a good thing or a bad thing? stay safe.)
(the only trolls who can find the unfindable are the ones hiding with it.)
did i miss #davehour
(psst if you find his pages, who's to say he's not gonna just kill you anyway?)
whhhhaaaatttt noooo i wouldnt do that
(psst the empress followed me.) (i hope i'm not expected to be honored.)
i like peekin at t)(e roac)(es scurryin underneat)( before i crus)( t)(em.
(you can't crush what you can't find.) (there's a lot of shadow under a big girl like you.)
w)(o said i )(ad to find it?
(psst wasting a lot of time talking to the small things.) (don't the big things need your attention?) (there might be a vulnerable lowblood calling your lip filler cheap somewhere.)
i already learned my lesson wit)( t)(e signless, and t)(e summoner. small t)(ins grow. and t)(e t)(in about roac)(es? t)(ey LOV------E growin.
(be careful then. we wouldn't want you tripping over one of the big ones and popping a sphere implant.)
t)(at was a funny joke. w)(en i find you, ill cut t)(at tongue out of you and frame as t)(e wit of alternia's finest. and in t)(e room precedin it, your dessicated, flayed corpse. ill name t)(at one, "t)(e joke of alternia's finest."
(good luck finding me then. you're gonna be lucky to get to me before the one pulling your strings does.)