The Good Shepherd 🪷
@coralConsternation
I may be the ruler of the Great Beforan -Empire, but I'm just like you! If you ever need to chat, my DMs are alwaves open, guppies. <3 ((pfp by foxxisms on tumblr))
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
TW #nsfw #pailingseas9n #hem9ism #t9xicp9werstructures #genep99lc9ntr9ll #eugenics #culling
If you would go back and read my post, you'd see I already tagged for #NSFW and #PailingSeason. 38) And w)(at do you mean by all t)(ose ot)(er tags? Did I say somefin wrong...?
No, no, you misundersand! I know I've used some pretty big words )(ere, so I will try to s)(rimplify it a little for you. All I'm saying is t)(at t)(ey don't )(ave to worry aboat it! Pailing season s)(ould be fun for everyone!
...alri6hty, 'n' now you're talkin' down to me. i ain't *stupid*, ma'am, 'n' i'd appreCiate ya respeCtin' that. the way ya worded it initially made it sound less like you were tellin' them to have fun with it, 'n' more like y'were tellin' 'em not to do it at all beCause it mi6ht be too stressful. d'ya see where there mi6ht a mite of Confusion..? o︵o
I've alwaves appreciated t)(e findomitable lowblood spirit! But asexual means you're uninterested anyway, yes? Instead of causing yours)(ellf undue anxiety at t)(e scary prospect of needing to fill a pail, you s)(ould find more fun ways of occupying your time!
There is no anxiety you fllatfinned witch. Im gonna do it WHILE performing a stunt.
I am aware. I am simply ensuring all 6ases are c9vered. I'm currently drafting a l9nger-f9rm essay 9n the matters raised 6y this p9st, 6ut t9 give a 6rief rund9wn: Firstly, the entire c9ncept 9f #culling is 9ppressive and stifling, and w9rks t9 er9de any s9rt 9f aut9n9my 9r capacity f9r independence - and c9nsidering this pred9minantly affects warm6l99ds and th9se 9therwise c9nsidered 'incapa6le' 9f caring f9r themselves, it results in an entire s9cial class 6arred fr9m participating in s9ciety with the same freed9ms as cullers. It r96s them 9f the chance t9 realize their 9wn dreams and am6iti9ns, and ensures the structures 9f #9ppressi9n remain intact when their v9ices can simply 6e sh99shed away. Sec9ndly, that th9se culled are at 6est disc9uraged and at w9rst c9mpletely 6arred fr9m c9ntri6uting t9 the genetic slurry (#nsfw #repr9ducti9n #pailing) ensures that their genes 6ec9me under-represented in the p99l, and thus inevita6ly results in c9ld6l99ds having infinitely m9re d9minance 9ver it. The insinuati9n 9f c9urse is that this is ideal, that warm6l99ds and th9se less-a6led have genes that are in s9me way less desira6le than that 9f the c9ld6l99ds, which I sh9uld n9t have t9 tell y9u is a gr9ss and insensitive stance t9 take 9n the matter. T9 cullers, an 9ff-spectrum individual like myself is little m9re than an undesira6le m*tant t9 6e made d9cile and unparticipat9ry in 9ur s9ciety as a wh9le. I, myself, ch99se a celi6ate lifestyle; whether 9r n9t I am 'all9wed' t9 pail d9es n9t materially affect me. H9wever, I (and th9se such as I) sh9uld have the freed9m t9 ch99se f9r 9urselves. As the empress, 6ef9rus l99ks t9 y9u f9r guidance. As the empress, y9u sh9uld take care n9t t9 end9rse and adv9cate f9r these t9xic systems. I impl9re y9u t9 d9 6etter.
T)(at's dangerous. 38( It makes your S)(ep)(erd sad to )(ear t)(e risks you are putting yours)(ellf t)(roug)(! You said previously you were dead, yes? Maybe I need to put out anotter call for a volunteer culler in t)(e afterlife!
)(ow well-written and articullate of you! I'm so proud of )(ow well you are able to put toget)(er an argument!!!
Does your -Empress often make you feel disrespected? T)(at wasn't my intent! 38( Your feedback is just as valuabubble to me as anyone else's!
D —> A dedicated warmb100d working at one of the many construction sites I oversee seemed to be struggling greatly with a weighty load D —> I approached and took the materials from their hands to allocate it to its proper place D —> Due to my STRENGTH it required not even one twitch of my vascular deltoid D —> And due to my genteel nature and display of e%cellence the laborer was stunned into silence perspiring almost as heavily as I D —> I ever so gently wiped a stray droplet from their brow with my thumb D —> And informed them that if the work was too great it w001d be my honor to advocate for their reassignment or perhaps to cull them permanently if such toil was not agreeable to their body D —> They stammered in gratitude and I said shhh D —> Worry no longer D —> Consider it done D —> Consider it all cared for D —> All you have to do is fall into my arms D —> I will always catch you D —> To give yourself up udderly into the care of another D —> What might it feel like D —> Hmmm D —> Well I will never know D —> E%emplary
W)(at a good job you've done, my dutiful -Exemplar! It is not alwaves easy taking on t)(e burden of t)(e lowbloods' plig)(t, but you make it look so effortless!
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
does this mean beforan folk Can't hornypost
Of course t)(ey can! Propogation of t)(e species is V---ERY important and every good Beforan citizen knows t)(at!
アタシは低血人です。そういうわけで、誰かに所有されたいの。高血人の良き妻になりたい。ペットとして飼って、性的に満足させてご褒美をください。アタシの乳首を優しく舐めて、気にかけてくれてることを示して。献身的な奉仕によってその地位を勝ち取るつもり。考えるだけで、アタシのクリがゾクゾクする。帝国万歳。 #nsfw
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
T)(at's okay, guppy, we all make mistakes! T)(is is w)(y t)(e Beforan -Empire closely monitors its )(elpsmen's online presence! We just want to keep all you little fis)( safe! 38)
nothiing, nothiing, don't worry about iit. over2tepped 2omethiing.
Remember, it's alwaves a good idea to stay in your own pond!! 38)
Fell in another hole.
Goodness, Lamplady, you must be more careful! )(ow are you ever going to take care of your patients if you're too busy being stuck in )(oles!!! 38(
:33 < i drew a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a85000d92003.jpg
Very cute!!! You're so artistic!
tw0 much fuchsia in my dms and only s0me of it my fault. this is the m0st nervewracking session 0f pathfinder yet. i should never have tw0 hold multiple c0nversations i'm n0t allowed t0 fuck up at once. fuck, fuck!
No pressure! 3;)
Hm. To experiment with Beforus and it’s society would be…interesting to experience.
Stay away from my planet.
Says w)(o? You t)(ink I can't crack open a cueball?
Very, very, VERY few things can. If they would, my current life’s purpose would be far easier.
TRY M-E.
S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
D --> Hello, Feferi D --> Is this something that I might be able to assist with
S)()()(! It's S)(ep)(erd Constern, please! And t)(at deepends! Are you current-ly deceased or )(ave some means of traveling to t)(e afterlife?
D --> Deepest apologies, Shepherd Constern D --> I briefly forgot this was public forum D --> What afterlife specifically is in question here
...Good question!! I bassumed t)(ere was only one. @twobulgeAtrocious Tuna, darling, w)(ic)( afterlife is it in w)(ic)( you reefside?
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@circuitousTautology Crude jokes aside, )(ere's your answer!