

The Good Shepherd 🪷
@coralConsternation
I may be the ruler of the Great Beforan -Empire, but I'm just like you! If you ever need to chat, my DMs are alwaves open, guppies. <3 ((pfp by foxxisms on tumblr))

@C0R4LC0N573RN4710N C4N Y0U 8UY M3 R08UX? PLL3444453333 Y0UUR3 L13 K7H3 UL71M473 CULL3RRRRR3 R1GHRMMMM???

Contacting the empress to have you all arrested for crimes against haircare.

hmmmm mayb ill commit a crime 2day
D --> I have many offers for charity work this night D --> This feels my pusher with glee D --> Giddy-up beyond belief D --> To get to serve my purpose not once, twice, but thrice in a single night D --> I must make haste to the office where my secretariat has prepared the necessary equipment for each job D --> The tools for repair-work tasked of me by a bronzeb100d in need D --> The cooking equipment worthy of whipping up a feast the likes of which this rustb100d will have never seen D --> And the leather accessories and tight strappings necessary for this goldb100ds temporary reprieve from his duties as a helpsman repairing an imperial shuttle D --> I take my work seriously D --> No half measures, lest it ruin our company image D --> This is what a good highb100d does

Many trolls don't know t)(is, but it is acs)(elly fuc)(siablood instsinkt to want to take care of anyt)(ing and everyt)(ing t)(at needs our kelp. All t)(at silly stuff about built in violent urges is PUR---E PROPAGANDA deepsigned to make us sound untrustwort)(y.

this playin nurse shit aint that hard i guess but naut my fin #stressahoy #iaintboatthislife

vwell i'm all up in your thinkpan, you're diggin' vwhat you see chickie slide a little closer it's okay if you touch me nowv givwe big daddy some sugar i knowv i got you made nowv let me showv you vwhy they call me the aquasex renegade #cronusthoughts #lyrics




