♣ mediated by @coralConsternation
There is no anxiety you fllatfinned witch. Im gonna do it WHILE performing a stunt.
...ma'am, if it's a donation, there ain't 6onna be stress over it 'Cus that implies it's *voluntary.* this sounds more like yer tryin' to disCoura6e Certain 6enes from bein' involved at all. *that* is troublin'.
TW #nsfw #pailingseas9n #hem9ism #t9xicp9werstructures #genep99lc9ntr9ll #eugenics #culling
I am asexuall but this makes me WANT to paill. Fuck you
No, yeah, thinly-veiled eugenics and a ruler with a mother hen complex so hard it permanently blueballs a lowblood's sex life are all hallmarks of a perfectly unconcerning society.
:33 < befurrus is a fucked up backwards world. :33 < and the highbloods fureak me out even more than on pawlternia
i DO NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU MYSELF, fOR FEAR OF WEIRD NOISES BUT, nO IT MESSED AND MESSES PEOPLE, uP IS MY UNDERSTANDING, eVEN IF THEY REMAIN NOT DEAD,
iT'S THAT CULLING SUCKS BAD, oN aLTERNIA AND bEFORUS, tHAT WAS LIKE, tHE ENTIRE MORAL LESSON, cOME ON,
Hm. To experiment with Beforus and it’s society would be…interesting to experience.
:33 < befurrus is such a fucked up place. wow
Aw! If you ever feel negative we can always talk it t)(roug)( to fix our problems!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
finally, youre capable of a real t)(reat. i t)(oug)(t you were all soccer mom ap)(orisms and sad little passive aggressions, but i see now youve got a little bit more bite to you. s)(ow me t)(at real face, just a bit more...
-> alright, goldies, you're up. lets start with removing that rod that you all seem to come out of your first molt with inserted up your asses. seriously, being the smartest fucks in the room doesn't mean that y'all get to be assholes about it. no, the fish won't like you because they can fix their computers. they're more likely than not to just strap you into them. also, don't think i haven't noticed that some of y'all use those big fuck off gigabrains y'all act like make y'all better than everyone to manipulate people. just don't use that to hurt people. as long as you don't abuse it idgaf. #hateposting #vaguepostingisforcowards
W-E-EWOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W-----E------------------------EWOO!!!!!!! Beforus -Eridan followed me again!!!!! W)(at a dreamboat!!!! 3X)
first off, t)(at aint my name, so put t)(at s)(it outta t)(ere before i put it out wit)( a spare cuban i got lyin around. dont know you, never met you. we aint got no familial bond. YOU'R----E M-----E, but slower. precognition lets me know w)(os gonna follow first sometimes and pre-empt t)(em. mig)(t as well )(elp you out a lil bit, )(u)(? since ya got a lotta catc)(in up to do also u)( seem to be a boat confused t)(ere... you didnt see s)(it, you dont exist in my world. and, and i gotta really make t)(is clear to you You don't exist at all. Not w)(ere it matters.
i'm here to fix your sink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc958ce6eab0.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/797e25844a7f.jpg
literally suck the water out my gills softshelled beeyatchhh
*Attached is a video file. The camera is placed far back, manned by an invisible camera worker. In frame is a ramp. Describing it thus is a disservice though. The decline of the ramp is gargantuan, at least 10 stories tall. Down the middle of the ramp, is a single set of metal handrails, and at the top, Zillan Blaidd stands, hair tied up. They look to the camera as it zooms in on them, untie their long, long hair, and shake it loose. And then they, and their board, jump up and onto the rails. They grind down the rails, accelerating at a downright abnormal rate, FAR beyond terminal velocity. Sparks begin to fly. The rails start to melt behind them into molten, red steel. They reach the bottom, curve back upwards to the other side of the ramp, and are fired into the air like a raingun. And they start to spin. One rotation. Two rotations. Three. Four. They spin, and spin, and spin, Nine. Ten. Fourteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. And just as they reach the peak of their great ascension, Eighteen. A true 6480. They look at the camera, gravity seeming to pause. And they give one expression. 😎🤘🛹 And then the video ends.*
It's more of a cllassic really, bit of an olld gem.
I HOPE WE'RE ALL SUBJECT TO SUCH AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF SPONGE WRINGING, SPINE WOBBLING PAIN THAT THE CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE ITSELF SHEDS A SINGLE LIMPID FUCKING PUKE TEAR FOR US. LIKE OUR JUSTIFIED PUNISHMENT IS SO TRULY AWFUL, IT FEELS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING GASH SNAZZARD FOR EVERYTHING IT'S DONE SIMPLY BY BEING A CONCEPT AND MAKING US EXIST BECAUSE OF IT. AND I'D WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN IN MY STATE-SANCTIONED MANIFESTATION DIARY IF I HAD THE SIMPLE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY ARMS AROUND AT ALL. BUT I DON'T. SO SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME, UNLESS WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WANT TO SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER WHO-THE-FUCK-KNOWS-HOW-LONG OF THIS ENDLESS ASS PAGEANT.
@coralConsternation i may be blind af rite now but DONT push me cuz i WILL find a way to tear yo horns off ur fat fuckin head again like they made a glass #violence #gore
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3