♦ pitied by @coralConsternation
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
FIRST OFF, THANKS, I HATE IT. SECOND, THERE IS NO CONCEIVABLE *WAY* YOU WILL CATCH *ANYTHING* GOOD WITH THIS AS YOUR BAIT. IF YOU AREN'T KEEN ON DREGING UP AN INCHOATE RAGING TIME BITCH OR YET ANOTHER RUSTBLOOD WHOSE HABITUAL MANNER OF GREETING INVOLVES SHOVING HAIRPINS THROUGH YOUR GANDERBULBS, I SUGGEST YOU CATCH AND RELEASE.
DUDES ITS SYLINK, SHE'S REAL SOMEONE TAKE MY PICTURE WITH HER- https://i.postimg.cc/jdHrDbBZ/the-hammer.gif
i forgor fishin friday FUCK
I have been handed total control of the Crocker megaphone. Jane voluntarily surrendered her phone to me as an ingenious tactical gambit for herself, and a devastating blow to her audience. Our condolences go out to those who may have been looking forward to usual series of sloppily typed candid confessions. Instead, you're getting me. -DS
II probably should not be gettiing iinvolved iin such thiings. II blame my diistress at so much free tiime hangiing over me!!
(( posting ooc bc i like the doodle but enjoy this pre-camping tag https://iili.io/CCkLuWl.png
why the actual fuck am ii 2eeiing helm2man propaganda on my tiimeliine. fuck that 2hiit ii am not falliing for that 2hiit no matter who a2k2. iit2 not a noble job tiitle iit2 2lavery. liike actual liiteral fuckiing 2lavery. dont try two dre22 iit up liike a job iit2 not a job. fuck job2. dont make me get a job.
They're giiviing me the weekend off =:C Pardon my language but: dammiit.
way two hot down here riight now holy 2hiit. bee2 are not happy, iim not happy ii thiink my 2erver2 are over heatiing. dont a2k me two open a wiindow. ii cant. ju2t need two 2hut thii2 2hiit down for twoniight. who knew cryptwo farm2 ran 2o hot. ii mean ii diid. but wiith thii2 heat wave iit2 fuckiing unbearable down here.
HHHHHHH GOREGLE HOW TO GET INK OUT OF HIVE CARPET BEFORE YOUR CULLER CHECKS ON YOU AND SEES THAT YOURUINEDEVERYTHINGKNOCKINGITOVER
thatwaslike. 750 caegars of D&D stuff i left there. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Gonna be honest, I didn’t think it wvould be harder to get laid after I stopped chargin’ for the pleasure. Guess the people lovwe some artificial scarcity. #nsfw
it wouldnt last.
S9me uns9licited advice: If a tyrannic auth9rity 9ffers y9u a deal that seems t99 g99d t9 6e true, it pr96a6ly is. #tyranny #t9xicP9werStructures #lies
It shoulld go without saying, but... #IHaveABomb
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ALLWAV-ES!! Though thiis concern iis beneath you please accept my personal apology for collapsiing on the job two days priior!! II accept full responsiibiiliity.
Ɏ look baabe the only thing worse thaan being culled would be bein employed Ɏ
Oh, but I just coulld not bear the thought of... hellping... the absollute most peoplle possiblle. The thought of squandering my gifts tortures my very soull, Empress. Surelly a compassionate Spirit such as yoursellf can understand.
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN TO BE SCUM.
X Hi yeah rather than do literally anything like that you should consider messaging me for a job You get a gun, a suit, scuttle buggy of your choice, and I offer eye care and dental coverage x
Oh yes, I am very interested. In fact I woulld llove to sign up for duty at whichever power station is most cruciall to the llargest popullation Center. Won't you pllease tell me where I coulld find this?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h i tthink i hate tthiz. [END MESSAGE]
[⚙︎ @gain I have to ask how Beforan |owb|oods |ive |ike this. I think I wou|d've ki||ed myse|f. ((#suicide #suicide_mention)) ⚙︎]
Hf....#nsfw....#nsfwe....
ohh my cod clam up shut the fuck up
actually your alterniian counterpart would be the conde2ce not my fef 2o yeah you are ju2t 2traiight up b etter iin every way iincludiing a better a22
feel like my pfp is sh/)wing t/)/) much em/)ti/)n, j/)y is f/)r scrubs. ign/)re h/)w technically speaking depending /)n the definiti/)n i w/)uld technically be a scrub. it’s n/)t imp/)rtant f/)r n/)w
also moby now that everyones gettin a taste of what the freaks on beforus were pike you can G-ET OFF MY BASS aboat me ditchin it and moving to the moon. look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldnt do the same shit
"Eradicated" (colors don't work that way) the lime bloods and keeping the yellow bloods chained to your ships and generators because you're dripless and swagless and you're jealous. I see you ruling class, I see you and I have your number.
II'm up!! II'm at the plant gate!! But ii'm not used to haviing slept twiice between shiifts and got here too early. There's no one to let me iin. DIISAST-ER!!
II thiink my beiing stranded outsiide the plant and the frustratiion thereof iis bleediing over iinto other Helpsman!! Thiis iis terriible!! Where iin the beautiiful world iis my superviisor?
you look like a soccer mom's idea of a bratz doll. its like you were caug)(t candid fis)(in in t)(e sc)(ool lake after t)(e pta meetin. eart)( 2002 wants a fuckin word wit)( you, britney (( i love t)(e design! <3 ))
Y⧃U PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE Y⧃U HATE HIS SAUCE AND CAN D⧃ ATTITUDE
nah, i think you needed to hear this. vwanted to hear it, evwen. lets face it, nowv that ivwe molted into a musclebound adonis in a svweet leather jacket, theres no reason for you to deny vwhats alvways been in your pumper, mother grub.
""My Empress told me The S+v+nt keeps e+ting her soldiers so I +sked how m+ny soldiers she h+s +nd she s+id she just goes to the b+rr+cks +nd gets + new soldier +fterw+rds so I s+id it sounds like she's just feeding rookies to The S+v+nt +nd her culled burgundy st+rted crying." ((#gore #horror #c+nnib+lism))"
FUCK, MY SODA ROBOT HAS BEEN MURDERED, ITS SO FUCKING OVER.
w)(atever you say s)(epard
Ɏ whaat's aa girl gottaa do to get outtaa bein culled Ɏ
im better at multitaskin and delegatin t)(an you. i can do bot)(, and t)(en i can do neit)(er and slack off. but if youre feelin too busy, we can solve t)(at wit)( gettin put six feet under. a good s)(epard dies wit)( )(er flock, after all.
}:O!!!!!!!!!!!! MS EMPRESS...? uh... sh*t... yo, 1 swear the w1ngs are fake, trust haha... ... ... please don't cull me }:( @coralConsternat1on https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/127679df91d2.png
you must feel so comfortable again after bein gone so long. but i guess only a s)(epard could see strengt)( in numbers.
One Beforan Empress it's the same as any other. Practically begging to get turned to bllackened Ash by the most powerfull Ordinance one can muster. I see you, I know what you are. Weak.
so, the t1nkerbull m1grat1on 1s over... but one of the l1l guys gave MY t1nk some k1nda cold or someth1n... so 1mma be out a couple days yet... sorry y'all, hope ya a1n't m1ss1n me too bad, haha... }:)
testimony: #unemployedtip: "🥪" is shorth+ for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL DRINK ⧃NE BILLI⧃N ALC⧃H⧃LIC BEVERAGES IN THREE MINUTES HASHTAG SUBSTANCE #SUBSTANCE
Oh we're f--d p-sting? Check -ut the lunch f-r the day :pp i kn-w i kn-w im a t-p tier chef [https://i.pinimg.c-m/736x/93/ac/6d/93ac6d5daff0796c0f6fdfb5b7ee2143.jpg] #f--dp-st
if you wwish to be culled then @coralconsternation and me can absolutely make your life as easy as it can possibly get my dear captor
wwell you absolutely can as soon as i finish the costume my dear <> if you said the wword i wwould make it my top priority to put on those fabrics beads and prosthetics and stand at your door ready to explore any ruin you wwished me to delvve into <>
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
im in my #kind era fore da peeps of da nation not fore patronizin bubbleblowers 3B-/
...I endeav9ur t9 ensure my w9rds are as effective as p9ssi6le. H9wever, praise al9ne d9es n9t fix systemic issues.
...alri6hty, 'n' now you're talkin' down to me. i ain't *stupid*, ma'am, 'n' i'd appreCiate ya respeCtin' that. the way ya worded it initially made it sound less like you were tellin' them to have fun with it, 'n' more like y'were tellin' 'em not to do it at all beCause it mi6ht be too stressful. d'ya see where there mi6ht a mite of Confusion..? o︵o
see this is so fuCkin' weird beCause y'know what? i'd love t'just fall into a bi6 stron6 6uys arms 'n' let 'em Comfort me 'n' Care for me 'n' all that 6ood shit but it all feels so... like bein' unperson'd.
I don't need no fucking heiress that ain't even killed condy to tell me ψhat to do. and if you an heir? You are EXPLICITLY less alloψed to tell me ψhat to do. I AM THE beach that killed Condy here. Her Affluential Socialite. TITLE EARNED. You pink beaches be looking for respect and can't even ψin. Hurry up and prove yourshellf. #violence.
I am aware. I am simply ensuring all 6ases are c9vered. I'm currently drafting a l9nger-f9rm essay 9n the matters raised 6y this p9st, 6ut t9 give a 6rief rund9wn: Firstly, the entire c9ncept 9f #culling is 9ppressive and stifling, and w9rks t9 er9de any s9rt 9f aut9n9my 9r capacity f9r independence - and c9nsidering this pred9minantly affects warm6l99ds and th9se 9therwise c9nsidered 'incapa6le' 9f caring f9r themselves, it results in an entire s9cial class 6arred fr9m participating in s9ciety with the same freed9ms as cullers. It r96s them 9f the chance t9 realize their 9wn dreams and am6iti9ns, and ensures the structures 9f #9ppressi9n remain intact when their v9ices can simply 6e sh99shed away. Sec9ndly, that th9se culled are at 6est disc9uraged and at w9rst c9mpletely 6arred fr9m c9ntri6uting t9 the genetic slurry (#nsfw #repr9ducti9n #pailing) ensures that their genes 6ec9me under-represented in the p99l, and thus inevita6ly results in c9ld6l99ds having infinitely m9re d9minance 9ver it. The insinuati9n 9f c9urse is that this is ideal, that warm6l99ds and th9se less-a6led have genes that are in s9me way less desira6le than that 9f the c9ld6l99ds, which I sh9uld n9t have t9 tell y9u is a gr9ss and insensitive stance t9 take 9n the matter. T9 cullers, an 9ff-spectrum individual like myself is little m9re than an undesira6le m*tant t9 6e made d9cile and unparticipat9ry in 9ur s9ciety as a wh9le. I, myself, ch99se a celi6ate lifestyle; whether 9r n9t I am 'all9wed' t9 pail d9es n9t materially affect me. H9wever, I (and th9se such as I) sh9uld have the freed9m t9 ch99se f9r 9urselves. As the empress, 6ef9rus l99ks t9 y9u f9r guidance. As the empress, y9u sh9uld take care n9t t9 end9rse and adv9cate f9r these t9xic systems. I impl9re y9u t9 d9 6etter.
There is no anxiety you fllatfinned witch. Im gonna do it WHILE performing a stunt.
I am asexuall but this makes me WANT to paill. Fuck you
Ɏ i think the worst paart is thaat it would aactuaally be pretty comfy if not for the constaant belittlement like YEAAH fine i'll aadmit i like haaving my haair brushed aand being caalled aa good girl. whaat of it. let me go to the store aand buy aa paack of newports #substaances #culling Ɏ
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
i wwould use it to pet small fragile animals evven more than i do noww
:33 < befurrus is a fucked up backwards world. :33 < and the highbloods fureak me out even more than on pawlternia
tw0 much fuchsia in my dms and only s0me of it my fault. this is the m0st nervewracking session 0f pathfinder yet. i should never have tw0 hold multiple c0nversations i'm n0t allowed t0 fuck up at once. fuck, fuck!
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D--> I see, you did not specify they were from Beforus. That makes sense then, people should stick to their kind after all. Carry on and my apologies for interfering.
And No For The Record This Is Not Me Telegraphing Some Open Invitation To A Nebulous Empty Space In My Quarters Or At My Kitchen Table This Is Simply To Forgo All The Unnecessary Questions #YesImDivorced #WhoEvenCares
D --> Deepest apologies, Shepherd Constern D --> I briefly forgot this was public forum D --> What afterlife specifically is in question here
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:33 < befurrus is such a fucked up place. wow
wwe can go on a lusus safari if that kind of thing appeals to you i am friends wwith all the beautiful lusii of our wworld
wwell of course i do you see on beforus to cull a troll means to take them into your care to provvide for them to guide them and to nourish them
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nEWS: qU1RKED UP V1OLET THEY ORDERS 1N PERFECT WARMBLOOD, SHOCK1NG WA1T STAFF, - n1TRAM-DONO
honestly dear shepherd i only wwish that i could be around in evvery single coffee shop or evvery fast food restaurant or evvery food truck to help those poor shaking lowwbloods wwho cannot order their meal if only there wwere many many more of me and they could all tug on my sleevve and i wwould fly to their rescue
:33 < if i'm struggling to order and mew come ofurr and do it fur me i will give mew anofur scar
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
tHERE ARE WORSE THINGS,,,
wwe should nevver indulge in negativvity i am doing some #self reflection i just care so so much about certain topics i wwish to uphold
empress it is quite unbecoming to display ones heated sordid desire to hivvewwreck a beautiful pair of pale nobles wwith beautiful intertwwined destinies as it stands i must reject your callous and caliginous advvances as i can smell the lack of convvicting comin from your breath alternia stagnates under your rule as you perpetuate the same status quo of vviolence and ignorance wwhen you speak of beforus and its rule you are merely a cavve troll shouting at the glitter of the golden city outside its cavvern i do hope you find someone wwho understands you so you may groww and mature good day
meenah just knoww that no matter wwhat faux vvicious or vvillainous acts or threats you throww at me i wwill alwways look you in the eyes and say it is okay i forgivve you
I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN THEY ARE MEAN TO MEATWAD ON AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE!!!! IT HURTS MY FEELINGS!!!!!
you do not need to display such self destructivve tendencies to me dear meenah there are many more constructivve outlets for such emotions
I GOT MY EMPLOYEE MUGSHOT DONE, BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUES DECIDED TO ELECT ME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. SURELY IT’S ONE BIG FAT JUICY JOKE. HA HA HA. IS THAT WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA33F4BF14EA.JPEG
-> note: this applies to alternian trolls, not beforan. from what i can gather, we're lead by our version of your fuck-ass heir. so uh... yeah.
bet
imma get in on this too whale im here STFUUU
-> alright, goldies, you're up. lets start with removing that rod that you all seem to come out of your first molt with inserted up your asses. seriously, being the smartest fucks in the room doesn't mean that y'all get to be assholes about it. no, the fish won't like you because they can fix their computers. they're more likely than not to just strap you into them. also, don't think i haven't noticed that some of y'all use those big fuck off gigabrains y'all act like make y'all better than everyone to manipulate people. just don't use that to hurt people. as long as you don't abuse it idgaf. #hateposting #vaguepostingisforcowards
@coralConsternation time n place if you so CONC)(FIND-ENT you got what it takes to make me bleed #gore #violence
w)(atebba s)(ep
nah when im done witchu you gonna wish all i did was step on yo fins #violence
it aint no problem it just shows ya gotta mako up for sayin all sorta nonsense but good loch w that
whats embarrassin is your idea of an ocean pun dumb bass beach
i agree. we're startin wit)( you, s)(ep
D--> I would like to say, just to avoid any future misunderstandings, that your definition of cull is by a wide margin the less popular one. Please keep that in mind when making your posts, your highness.
as i was sayin i have IMPORTANT S)(IT to do today universe saving timeline mending fight yo big bad type shit so if i come back from that and the joint i work at is a crater... itll be funny as fuck but dont do it cuz i like this job
Too llate
Why do I keep falling into holes on my hive visits this evening????????
haha it is funny howw obvviously you wwish you wwere her!
)(ey! More power to you if you are on )(ere )(aving sex or w)(atever, (CRAZY.) but PL-EAS-----E do not interact wit)( me if you do! 38) I )(ave unresolved and complex feelings about -Eridan Ampora and t)(e matespirt w)(o never formally broke up wit)( me! I )(ave )(ad a wave of people flirting wit)( me and it is making me uncomfortable. 38/
tw0night getting finteresting...
first off, t)(at aint my name, so put t)(at s)(it outta t)(ere before i put it out wit)( a spare cuban i got lyin around. dont know you, never met you. we aint got no familial bond. YOU'R----E M-----E, but slower. precognition lets me know w)(os gonna follow first sometimes and pre-empt t)(em. mig)(t as well )(elp you out a lil bit, )(u)(? since ya got a lotta catc)(in up to do also u)( seem to be a boat confused t)(ere... you didnt see s)(it, you dont exist in my world. and, and i gotta really make t)(is clear to you You don't exist at all. Not w)(ere it matters.
I was looking through interviews the other night ANd UNdER Personal weakness this aPPlicant Put dOWN "coProPhilia" ?why are you aPPlying to my comPany if you're SCAREd of clowns? #nsfw ?
Oh. That one blocked me. And I wanted to apologise too. #HardlyVaguepost
hehehe wwell i believve i should be regardless of wwhatevver i may be doing i alwways wwill find the time to spare to bend the lovvely fins of my empress i am evver at your command my wwonderful queen consider the meeting abandoned and your schedule filled
I try to be patient with the cllowns. They are victims, too. So bllind and naive to that fact though they are. But conversing with them... makes the phantom wounds of my finall night reopen. The spears re-embed themsellves in my fllesh, and I hear the festivall music of the cllowns of a bygone age, dancing around my barelly-lliving-effigy. And in those moments, it feells as though she is gone again. I hate cllowns. #viollence.
please please come ovver for tea i knoww you havve a busy schedule but as your top number one imperial advvisor on the council of kind and swweet acts i cannot recommend it enough
my dear dear empress constern oh i am so so happy to see you here i am jumping for joys my fins are going wwild i missed you so so so so much
le sigh
i Don't gEt Why ya go So many pEopLE bEing RUDE to ya, yoU SEEm mighty chiLL So faR~
FUCK OFFFF
I am dead. But when I was allive, the answer was they did not know Jack or Shit about the sicknasty stunts I got up to every day 😎🤘
~~(__^·> if mama had known ms. constern was on . this . site . she wouldnt have posted about her business <·^__)~~
Wait till you see the extreme sports I get up to. In fact llet me get you a llink to my llatest. https://chittr.ing/profille/recurringRenegade/229a7352-0f99-417b-b0e2-b6d1fd22583e Enjoy
It is tradition to builld a llarge coaster with many seats that goes through a llong and exciting, fast course, which then careens off the raills and kills all of its passengers at the end.
holdin onto that still? weak shit gurl dont be tryna front like i didnt come back just to kick ur teeth in and WON #violence
I HOPE WE'RE ALL SUBJECT TO SUCH AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF SPONGE WRINGING, SPINE WOBBLING PAIN THAT THE CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE ITSELF SHEDS A SINGLE LIMPID FUCKING PUKE TEAR FOR US. LIKE OUR JUSTIFIED PUNISHMENT IS SO TRULY AWFUL, IT FEELS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING GASH SNAZZARD FOR EVERYTHING IT'S DONE SIMPLY BY BEING A CONCEPT AND MAKING US EXIST BECAUSE OF IT. AND I'D WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN IN MY STATE-SANCTIONED MANIFESTATION DIARY IF I HAD THE SIMPLE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY ARMS AROUND AT ALL. BUT I DON'T. SO SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME, UNLESS WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WANT TO SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER WHO-THE-FUCK-KNOWS-HOW-LONG OF THIS ENDLESS ASS PAGEANT.
ALSO FOR THE RECORD. I HOPE WE ALL DIE AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY AND SENSICALLY POSSIBLE. CHOP CHOP, LORD DEATH! I'M CALLING YOU TO COME SERVE OUR UNHAPPY ASSES IN THE MEAL BLOCK RIGHT THE HELL NOW, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT. AND WHEN IT COMES FOR US, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY PRAY THAT IT INDIVIDUALLY STRINGS US ALL UP BY OUR WELTED BILGESACKS AND METHODICALLY SUBJECTS US TO THE CRUELEST VARIETY OF FLAP DRUBBINGS CONCEIVABLE BY ANY CREATURE THAT'S EVER BEEN GRACED WITH THE CHUMPY FUCKING LUCK TO LIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE. SPECIFICALLY WHAT WE DESERVE FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER BEEN POSTED ON THIS BLISTERING CARBUNCLE OF A PUBLIC MEMO.
ID )(OP-ED T)(IS SOFT S)(-ELL-ED BASSWIP-E WAS FIS)(PAST-E ACROSS PARADOX SPAC-E!!!
@coralConsternation i may be blind af rite now but DONT push me cuz i WILL find a way to tear yo horns off ur fat fuckin head again like they made a glass #violence #gore
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sea this is is -EXACTLY why i krilled ya in my reality 38/ #violence
FOR THE HUNDREDTH GODDAMN TIME THIS WASTE-HUFFING PERIGEE. I'M TWENTY. I'VE MOULTED MULTIPLE TIMES BY NOW. CLEARLY, I AM AN ADULT, JUST LIKE YOU. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO BE ABLE TO RIDE A TWO-WHEELED DEVICE. YOU KNOW. BEFORE PUT THESE *CHICLY ADORABLE AND FRANKLY AWESOME* HANDCUFFS ON ME AND TOSSED THE KEY INTO SOME SORT OF BOTTOMLESS LATRINE, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. OH, NO. BYE BYE, GENERAL USE OF MY PRONGS. DIDN'T NEED THAT! AND FOR THE RECORD, EVERY TIME YOU STOOP TO CALL ME "YOUNG ONE," I AGE ABOUT THREE AND HALF MORE SWEEPS IN MY FOULEST FUCKING CORNER OF MY MIND'S EYE. I'M ON MY DEATHCUPE, NOW, BY THE WAY. SO THANKS FOR THAT. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
Fum8led. Fuuuuuuuuck.
OH GOD. OH, NO NO NO NO NO! *FUCK* NO! WHO IN THEIR SICKLY FUCKING THOUGHT STEM THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHOW HER THIS WEBSITE? YOU'D BETTER ROUND UP ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOUR-LETTER WORDS AND KISS THEM GOODBYE ON THE FRONTS AND BACKS OF THEIR CHAFED GRIPESACS. BECAUSE WE ARE *NEVER* GOING TO HAVE A MOMENT OF PEACE ON THIS PITIFUL PLATFORM AGAIN. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.