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COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
yknow what, whatever, buckle 1n fucker we’re go1ng for a r1de
happy fishing friday everguppy! hope your catches were plentiful and may your nets remain ever full! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 #fishingfriday #fuchsiareelness
.NAH BITCH LOOK AT MY ASs .i got badges noW .im fucking PRETTy
https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/bf03b1a86b13.png -Eheheheheh thiis iis so -EXCIITIING ((-Ediit of an iimage by Captoriian))
Oooooh II'm so exciited!! Thiis iis why one should always be on the lookout for new opportuniitiies!! -EMPLOYM-ENT Opportuniitiies!! But II should hush myself.
BEHOLD. FELT MANOR’S NEWEST AND SHINIEST STAR. A TROLL SO TRUSTING. HE NEITHER SHUTS THE DOOR TO HIS RESPITEBLOCK. NOR TAKES HIS PALMHUSK FROM THE STICKBALL TABLE. WHEN HE RETIRES FOR THE LIGHT. A TROLL SO SUICIDALLY STUPID. HE POSTS HIS MANAGER’S UPSKIRT SHOTS ON THE TIMELINE. A TROLL SO BRAVE. OR SO BRAIN DAMAGED. HE GETS IN A POSTING WAR. WITH A TIME TRAVELING MEGABITCH. FEAST YOUR BULBS. ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. JUST NOW. CAPTURED LATE LAST LIGHT. BEFORE HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. TO BUTCHER HIS BEAUTIFUL BISHIE HAIR. PRESENTING: CHALKBOX PLAYING WITH HIS #SUGGESTIVE BONDAGE NOODLES.
all the haterws like to say i am frwiendless and that i am going to die alone so i am prwoving them wrwong i am digging thrwough numerwous boxes to find a photo of myself with a frwiend it has been a few hourws but it is herwe somewherwe therwe is at least one and when i find it they can not keep saying that because i will have concrwete evidence to the contrwarwy actually
OH THANK GOODN-ESS!! By whiich II mean you of course!! Please let me know. Unsurpriisiingly you are riight!!
it can be if you just start calling them that
Perhaps they are iintiimiidated by the sheer warmth of your presence? IIt iis a wonder your spectacular seadwellera countenance does not dry out!!
(( posting ooc bc i like the doodle but enjoy this pre-camping tag https://iili.io/CCkLuWl.png
[|87 :: F;nna get th;s pat;ent and the;r sent;ent extra extrem;t;es absolutely ZOOTED off the doctor's prem;um kush. #bodyhorror #substance
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Every day is fishing friday if you're desperate enough..............
I,it is that time of the week, isn't it..? I should get on that........
She " Palin " On My " Dr " Till I " Ome ". https://i.ibb.co/qq8vmbs/screenshot-20260612-192755-2.png
in honor of #fishingfriday i am fishing for compliments (has anybody done this joke yet) so please post nice things about me in the replies. thanks
the prince guides the chittr timeline to #fishingfriday island https://msparp.chat/fishingfrisland
// Brief OOC pause in Meenah's character arc. It made me very happy to see this, she really has such amazing fronds. 🥺💖 https://64.media.tumblr.com/3de69062cd527da72e8bd7823e35b0cc/0af7c4f36df7d2c4-e9/s1280x1920/be37338f307ea60d42c836c13c11a62b9ed96ad8.jpg #meenahmission
Oh II feel liike II could break a ciircuiit. Far too much praiise from the -Empress herself iin my notiifiicatiions for a regular Helpsman!! Thiis iis why we do iit people!!
Of course my -Empress!! Most of my posts are iin fact queued ahead of tiime!! Miinor repliies are handled on my two mandatory fiive miinute breaks!!
Oh no!! There's no need for such thoughts!! -Empress forbiid. Liiterally!! Siimply siign on the form liittle lady. Though someone of your caste ought to be speakiing to management staff, not a humble socket plug liike me!!
II'm glad you're 'twiinkiing' about joiiniing up miiss burgundy!! You'll get those letters iin no tiime.
II was told II should post thiis to sociial mediia!! Somethiing II have now, and so can fiinally do iinstead of others haviing to use my liikeness on my behalf, wonderful!! And for such an iimportant message too. Seek new opportuniitiies and new ways to help the GR-EAT-ER GOOD!! Apply today, anywhere!!
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS EARNED A FAJITA
Speakiing even briiefly wiith the benefiicent -Empress has remiinded me of the folly of workiing for personal gaiin. II may have beat my record but the tiimeloss from gettiing me out of the statiion, recovered, then back iin was barely a net posiitiive!! Consiistent top effort -EV-ERY SIINGL-E DAY, that's the way to move forward!!
w)(atever remained of my )(eart is breakin. my favorite pony's a goddamn communist.
at thii2 poiint iim wiilliing two try haviing a fuch2iia from a diifferent empiire kii22 me iif iit wiill cure my miigraiine2.
every n0w and again i think about the wh0le beforus shtick. but 0nly rarely.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> I'm so sorry, y'all...I failed the wisdom saving throw. Beforus sounds so wicked nice. Whadaya mean culling ain't permadeath humiliation 'n deprecation...? Whatdaya mean y'don't have t'flinch whenever a seadweller struts up 'n starts somethin'? Whadaya mean there's food enough to graze? WHADAYA MEAN CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS IS A BREAKOUT SUCCESS THERE...??!??!? HOW TH'HELL DO I GET. OUT THERE. JUST FER A WEE WHILE???? JUST FER A ONE SHOT!!! JUST ONE (X1) SHOT!!! ALL I ASK! ⋆˚꩜｡( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); 🌀🕳️🌀🕳️🌀🕳️🌀🚪🚪｡𖦹°‧ < Dimension Door?!?! 4th Level Conjuration?!?!! 500 ft RANGE!??!?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE! PUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-LEASE!
(( Oh btw THIS HASN'T HAPPENED YET but if Tevsie ever makes you uncomfortable do tell me ooc and I will make sure he doesn't interact with your muses in a gross freak way even if it's jokes it is Okay to be uncomfortable with something even if it's a joke and intended to be silly #PSA
[|87 :: @crypt;cCr;melord for some fuk;n reason 1 guess. https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/PC7xk6nct3EAAAAd/josheats15-gary-theres-a-bomb-strapped-to-my-chest.g;f
[i]~[like]~[to]~[think]~[i]~[would]~[get]~[along]~[with]~[my]~[clone!]~[also]~[hello]~[ma'am!]~[(✿◡‿◡)]
Don't II know iit!! Here's hopiing your recruiitiing efforts bear fruiit. Thiis has been a fantastiic usage of my fiive miinute break. Back to work!!
ALLWAV-ES!! Though thiis concern iis beneath you please accept my personal apology for collapsiing on the job two days priior!! II accept full responsiibiiliity.
>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK TELL ME I GET TO BLOW MY LOAD ON THE JOB SIGN ME THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW AND DRAIN ME OF ALL I HAVE
Oh, but I just coulld not bear the thought of... hellping... the absollute most peoplle possiblle. The thought of squandering my gifts tortures my very soull, Empress. Surelly a compassionate Spirit such as yoursellf can understand.
So glad to be back at the plant!! All II had at hiive was boriing bread and cheese and delii meat. Here they've got my pellets for the worker on the move!! #mypellets
very very tempting /)ffer c/)nsidering the trade /)ff
A phenomenal opportuniity you're giiviing to all my -Empress!! II hope they make wiise deciisiions liike you would!!
why c/)uldn’t i be hatched /)n bef/)rus even the pr/)paganda s/)unds nicer
Hf....#nsfw....#nsfwe....
Prtetry...
yeah ii could eat you out two #2ugge2tiive #n2fw
actually your alterniian counterpart would be the conde2ce not my fef 2o yeah you are ju2t 2traiight up b etter iin every way iincludiing a better a22
Beforans be like "The Child of Omelas loves it though deep down!"
L0ve me a cunty r0be
you look like a soccer mom's idea of a bratz doll. its like you were caug)(t candid fis)(in in t)(e sc)(ool lake after t)(e pta meetin. eart)( 2002 wants a fuckin word wit)( you, britney (( i love t)(e design! <3 ))
Another #FishingFriday for the books. If you see my monstrous vehicular body on the street, feel free to pelt my passenger with rocks. I can't feel it, and he most assuredly deserves it for his heinous crimes against fish tonight. Sent from my Cybertruck
Thiis iis restiing. II'll have you know iit's even called a rest platform!! IIt came wiith my generously proviided hiiveblock.
੯•໒꒱ oh dear, I hope it goes smoothly !!
I Never Did Address That " Quadnote ", But None Of You Are Ever Leaving The Larkso Loves You Building. None Of You Will Ever Be " Left Behind ". / You / Want To See / Me / Happy? I Want To See You Even Happier. #positive
iim gonna cra2h iinto uncon2ciiou2ne22 but when ii wake up the queue ii2 gettiing worked down iif you know you know good liight ii gue22
Reflection of the night: killing is short-term gratification. Sending your enemies to another galaxy where they’ll serve another for eternity AND earn you passive income is much better. #indenturedservitude #businessminded #grabbingeveryopportunitybythehorns
I will keep that in mind if ever I want to soft launch my sugar baby career.
Go drink mollten llead, Fuschia scum
੯•໒꒱ RIGHT ?? ?? #8EFORUSSWEEP
If I were the Beforan Empress I would simply keep everyone in my hive for a big sleepover forever and the only way you get kicked out is failure to commit to the bit.
}:O!!!!!!!!!!!! MS EMPRESS...? uh... sh*t... yo, 1 swear the w1ngs are fake, trust haha... ... ... please don't cull me }:( @coralConsternat1on https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/127679df91d2.png
OUMG, queen, THANKS~~~!!! #yougetme #allnatural #iwoukeuplikethis
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D —> Udderly e%emplary as e%pected from your highness D —> Were I some manner of water-dwelling beast I w001d surely be stunned upon seeing your shining visage at the surface D —> And I w001d then do anything to spear myself thoroughly upon your majestic rod D —> #YourMajesticRod
c0ddamn. it's a go0d thing you're y0u or n0ne of that w0uld work. have fun beff.
#royalslay
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7Ha7... ōŌōŌōU7Fi7 Is... LōŌōŌōVeLy...
🍎 Oh, is it a night for fishing? I can’t say I’ve ever been, but I hope everyone who participates has a lovely time! 🍏
((I’m going to EAT myself I MEANT THE SCIENTIST
FRANKENSTEIN IS THE MONSTER YOU IMBECILE.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i aM AwAkE AnD FeElInG ŌōŌōŌh... SōŌōŌō mUcH... bE77eR... i cAn fIsH PrŌōŌōŌpErLy... AgAiN...
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg
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if you wwish to be culled then @coralconsternation and me can absolutely make your life as easy as it can possibly get my dear captor
wwell you absolutely can as soon as i finish the costume my dear <> if you said the wword i wwould make it my top priority to put on those fabrics beads and prosthetics and stand at your door ready to explore any ruin you wwished me to delvve into <>
if i see someone or something suffering i simply havve to leap to action i wwould movve the heavvens and the earth beneath my feet to stop the suffering of evven one wwounded little creature
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
4RGU4BLY TH3 B3ST P4RT 4BOUT COOLSC4R 1S TH3 LUSUS F4CTS 1 G3T.
"If yoU gaze long enoUgh into the abyss. The abyss gazes back at yoU." A phrase that might soUnd very foreboding at first! BUt. The reality is. The abyss is fUll of friends! DUmbo octopi! Tripod fish! CUsk eels! Sea pigs! Basket stars! NUmeroUs mollUsks and crUstaceans! So many animals make their home in the abyssopelagic zone and beyond. It is a sUrprisingly lively place!・・・𝛾
⊹₊˚{ YESSSS, FINFROND <3 <> <3 <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪
na)(, im woke now cmon beac)(. jus boat seein )(pw we can make it a betta experience to exist and to know w)(at its been like fore em, completely anonymous.
workin on a form fore mutants ta fill out )(ope da ones on dis site are willin to )(elp out a gurl
)(ope yall b )(avin a great day yo 3B-) #woke #kind #turninoveranewleaf
thii2 ii2 the only piicture ii have of my 2elf from work. fiigured ii'd 2hare iit. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/3ecc305671eb.png
wwhy it is so delicious and after wwards you can get frozen yogurt wwith organic and ethically sourced fruit popping boba
D —> I only have such STRENGTH because of your e%ample D —> Thank you
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The new Black Jackets traveled to Xen to hunt and cook xenomeats for dinner service! Guest Judge Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD and Chef Godeux Belier nearly came to blows! And Kantan Amcray was sadly eliminated! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs must prove their palates with the blind taste challenge! Who will win immunity and the Chef's respect? Find out tonight on Angels' Nutritionblock!
I am aware. I am simply ensuring all 6ases are c9vered. I'm currently drafting a l9nger-f9rm essay 9n the matters raised 6y this p9st, 6ut t9 give a 6rief rund9wn: Firstly, the entire c9ncept 9f #culling is 9ppressive and stifling, and w9rks t9 er9de any s9rt 9f aut9n9my 9r capacity f9r independence - and c9nsidering this pred9minantly affects warm6l99ds and th9se 9therwise c9nsidered 'incapa6le' 9f caring f9r themselves, it results in an entire s9cial class 6arred fr9m participating in s9ciety with the same freed9ms as cullers. It r96s them 9f the chance t9 realize their 9wn dreams and am6iti9ns, and ensures the structures 9f #9ppressi9n remain intact when their v9ices can simply 6e sh99shed away. Sec9ndly, that th9se culled are at 6est disc9uraged and at w9rst c9mpletely 6arred fr9m c9ntri6uting t9 the genetic slurry (#nsfw #repr9ducti9n #pailing) ensures that their genes 6ec9me under-represented in the p99l, and thus inevita6ly results in c9ld6l99ds having infinitely m9re d9minance 9ver it. The insinuati9n 9f c9urse is that this is ideal, that warm6l99ds and th9se less-a6led have genes that are in s9me way less desira6le than that 9f the c9ld6l99ds, which I sh9uld n9t have t9 tell y9u is a gr9ss and insensitive stance t9 take 9n the matter. T9 cullers, an 9ff-spectrum individual like myself is little m9re than an undesira6le m*tant t9 6e made d9cile and unparticipat9ry in 9ur s9ciety as a wh9le. I, myself, ch99se a celi6ate lifestyle; whether 9r n9t I am 'all9wed' t9 pail d9es n9t materially affect me. H9wever, I (and th9se such as I) sh9uld have the freed9m t9 ch99se f9r 9urselves. As the empress, 6ef9rus l99ks t9 y9u f9r guidance. As the empress, y9u sh9uld take care n9t t9 end9rse and adv9cate f9r these t9xic systems. I impl9re y9u t9 d9 6etter.
Ɏ i think the worst paart is thaat it would aactuaally be pretty comfy if not for the constaant belittlement like YEAAH fine i'll aadmit i like haaving my haair brushed aand being caalled aa good girl. whaat of it. let me go to the store aand buy aa paack of newports #substaances #culling Ɏ
D —> A dedicated warmb100d working at one of the many construction sites I oversee seemed to be struggling greatly with a weighty load D —> I approached and took the materials from their hands to allocate it to its proper place D —> Due to my STRENGTH it required not even one twitch of my vascular deltoid D —> And due to my genteel nature and display of e%cellence the laborer was stunned into silence perspiring almost as heavily as I D —> I ever so gently wiped a stray droplet from their brow with my thumb D —> And informed them that if the work was too great it w001d be my honor to advocate for their reassignment or perhaps to cull them permanently if such toil was not agreeable to their body D —> They stammered in gratitude and I said shhh D —> Worry no longer D —> Consider it done D —> Consider it all cared for D —> All you have to do is fall into my arms D —> I will always catch you D —> To give yourself up udderly into the care of another D —> What might it feel like D —> Hmmm D —> Well I will never know D —> E%emplary
アタシは低血人です。そういうわけで、誰かに所有されたいの。高血人の良き妻になりたい。ペットとして飼って、性的に満足させてご褒美をください。アタシの乳首を優しく舐めて、気にかけてくれてることを示して。献身的な奉仕によってその地位を勝ち取るつもり。考えるだけで、アタシのクリがゾクゾクする。帝国万歳。 #nsfw
Interesting.
Another fine example of your 8enevolence and kindness your majesty! In accordance with your decree, we will 8e offering, for free, a castration clinic at the hospital! #nsfw #pailingseason
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D —> Yes my beautiful shining infallible Shepherd D —> This statement is so true D —> That one c001d even call it a truth nuclear device D —> Due to just how true it is
Well said, Your Majesty. Send your descendant my 8est regards too ::::)
2orry for the concern. ii wanted two talk about ciity functiion2 and over2tepped. you forget the2e thiing2 when you proce22 iinformatiion quiickly.
It's paling season! Remem8er, Use protective linings over your 8uckets if you aren't ready to have your genes in the wriggler pool! Practice safe pailng practice! Have a great damn time out there~ #nsfw #medicaladvice
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MMMMY CULLER LET ME JOIN FOR WORK。 HE SAID ITS GOOD ENRICHMENT。 WHATEVERTHATMEANS
THIS IS INTERESTING. ONE OF THE JAILERS HERE FELT BAD FOR ME AND DECIDED TO GIVE ME A PALMHUSK. I DON’T KNOW WHY HE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA BUT I WON’T COMPLAIN. IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING.
(´ ω `♡) Hi everyone! Here's my face reveal! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76947acba842.png
i wwould use it to pet small fragile animals evven more than i do noww
I'm joining @singularityManifest into slicing @thegoodScratchdoctor moon.
:33 < i drew a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a85000d92003.jpg
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
naut helping!
tw0 much fuchsia in my dms and only s0me of it my fault. this is the m0st nervewracking session 0f pathfinder yet. i should never have tw0 hold multiple c0nversations i'm n0t allowed t0 fuck up at once. fuck, fuck!
D —> All language utilized by laytrolls is of course just as beautiful as normal speech but there are some phrases in the vernacular that are outdated in their needless violence D —> I am duty-bound to put forth some corrections for your consideration D —> For e%ample instead of “I’m so hungry I could eat a hoofbeast” D —> Why not say “I’m so hungry I could eat alongside a hoofbeast” D —> Instead of “beating a dead hoofbeast” D —> One c001d say “brushing a smooth hoofbeast” D —> Let us all use hoofbeast friendly language in the future
I wish i could help you dig out your hole tavvy. Im just all strung up over here. :(
I aam not pointing fingers, but some trolls simply haave no claass #vaagueposting
shitp0sting in progress https://64.media.tumblr.com/ffc8b7663e063f980d51b53a11eb93a2/d4110ced7d950711-bf/s1280x1920/05ff73640e999835baa3fed4d0456ff97bd63c3f.gif ((justfatfish))
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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Some of you are not even a small fraction of an iota interesting enough to be doing Q&As ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ In fact, I suspect many are padding the numbers by sending in "anonymous" questions to themselves ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Artifical inflation of interest. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و STRIFE TIME AGAINST @impertinentFrenzy !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/827b4cb46f3e.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74eef4bd60a1.gif
it is made of vvegetables and beans and compressed into a patty it is delicious as a meal betwween twwo buns and servved wwith a vvariety of delicious sauces
i assure you this kindness is a genuine drivve to improvve your livves and make sure that evvery vvoice is heard and evvery wwoe is met wwith a kind and gentle culling hand perhaps nepeta you should spend more time wwith us so wwe may cull you and showw you howw much nicer and simpler life is wwhen you havve an aristocracy that wwants to support and uplift you rather than destroy you no offense to alternia of course
oh yes wwhy that is exactly wwhat happened they wwere all like oh my gosh your accent is perfect coolscar to wwhich i tell them yes wwell it is only natural since i havve taken the wwarm blood plights truly into my heart and spoken to them to reach true social understanding haha so funny treaboo thank you
:33 < hmmmm purrhaps mewr right! :33 < i am also messed to my purridan ampurra being a douchebag which has its own charms i suppawse :33c :33 < this "kindness" f33ls more like... i dunno. it doesn't f33l kind. it f33ls. pitiful.
bRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS #EPIC AND #oNfLEEK
wwhy thank you exemplar i wwill accept that thanks wwhole heartedly thank you so much wwarm blood community
D —> Inspiring as always Zoologer D —> I am sure all lowb100ds present felt a rush of gratitude for your intervention it must have been so frightening for them D —> It is on behalf of all warmb100ds that I say thank you for your service
noww i can see you are clearly upset at this but consider that perhaps this indivvidual wwas struggling wwith an inability that you do not havve so i wwould say to you that perhaps you should reflect more on the vvalues you take for granted in yourself evvery day of this wwonderful life and if you evver did struggle to order at a cafe i wwould not hesitate to rush ovver and help you evven if you scratch me up afterwwards because i knoww it is the right and kind thing to do
honestly dear shepherd i only wwish that i could be around in evvery single coffee shop or evvery fast food restaurant or evvery food truck to help those poor shaking lowwbloods wwho cannot order their meal if only there wwere many many more of me and they could all tug on my sleevve and i wwould fly to their rescue
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
wOW, tHANKS!
i LOVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH, aFTER EVERY MEAL,
wwe should nevver indulge in negativvity i am doing some #self reflection i just care so so much about certain topics i wwish to uphold
D —> Eek you do D —> In that case I will perspire more for your pleasure D —> Um D —> Er yes not to fret as always my day is filled with the passionate civil service which pumps my b100d I have just overseen construction of a dozen halfway hives for those in the process of being culled I hope this pleases you
D —> Noble creature D —> If you c001d speak to me as I to you D —> What might you say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/902d2508741b.jpeg
D —> It’s true that in my adolescence I was known to accidentally break bust bend rust upend and/or shatter anything that I laid even the barest fluttering touch upon D —> Until I learned the ways of self-control to hold myself tight as an adamantine fist D —> But my status is not about the e%treme STRENGTH and overall unparalleled physical prowess I possess D —> It is about presence D —> An e%actly tailored suit D —> Crisp tie D —> Strutlimbs metaphorically painted in leather D —> Faux leather that is #SaveTheLusii D —> Ocular correction lenses placed just so upon the sniffnub D —> One c001 100k over the frames is worth a thousand densely veined throbbing glistening muscles of my bicep D —> I am like the matriarch hoofbeast who needs only turn her dark ganderbulb towards the enemy to remind them that the herd is under her protection D —> That is true power D —> Learn from it
==> ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ Be the best of friends with @lolHec ! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64d58247e9fb.gif
The Lotus 🪷 isn't concerned with anything.
empress it is quite unbecoming to display ones heated sordid desire to hivvewwreck a beautiful pair of pale nobles wwith beautiful intertwwined destinies as it stands i must reject your callous and caliginous advvances as i can smell the lack of convvicting comin from your breath alternia stagnates under your rule as you perpetuate the same status quo of vviolence and ignorance wwhen you speak of beforus and its rule you are merely a cavve troll shouting at the glitter of the golden city outside its cavvern i do hope you find someone wwho understands you so you may groww and mature good day
meenah just knoww that no matter wwhat faux vvicious or vvillainous acts or threats you throww at me i wwill alwways look you in the eyes and say it is okay i forgivve you
:33 < if youre my furiend and care about my f33lines please nefur point out to me a cat pun that i DIDNT use because chances are ill get sooooo angry at myself fur missing the oppurrtunity :33 < im aware this is not the healthiest state to be in and i am working on it but in the meantime please be clawnsiderate
#horror
WELL OF COURSE YOU'D THINK IT IS FUNNY!!!! YOU THRIVE OFF OF THE MISERY OF THE INNOCENT!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE MASTER SHAKE!!!!
D —> 🪷
you do not need to display such self destructivve tendencies to me dear meenah there are many more constructivve outlets for such emotions
D —> Tch
D —> It w001d be improper for me to say what I am thinking in public D —> So I will just say D —> Hail to the Shepherd Constern
I GOT MY EMPLOYEE MUGSHOT DONE, BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUES DECIDED TO ELECT ME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. SURELY IT’S ONE BIG FAT JUICY JOKE. HA HA HA. IS THAT WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA33F4BF14EA.JPEG
D —> I am a model Beforan citizen I patronize accordingly D —> I w001d never give Her Imperilous Consternation reason to revoke my precious title
D —> My empress D —> My e%cellence is all in your name D —> Its purpose D —> To il100minate your virtue D —> I will never back down never give up
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
✿ barely any𖧧h𖥧ng, ye𖧧 𖥧𖧧 c❦n𖧧𖥧nues ✿
l0ng overdue pr0bably lmao. n0 wait wrong kind carry 0n
Pinned post! Rankmaid / Yomo-Sama She's a faceless mangaka who, when making public appearances, wears a sheep mask/basically a fursuit head. Her most popular series have all been NSFW BLs, but her current series (His Benevolent Patron) has a bit more plot to it. She almost never leaves her hive and has horrible skills with social interaction--her editor (who she will reference as Tanto-san) made her join Chittr under the guise of fan interaction but it's more for socialization and getting her to keep up with the giant workload of chapters she has to complete. Feel free to flirt or whatever-- her reactions aren't my own. If I'm uncomfortable, I'll just say that. At some point, I'm going to create a comprehensive doc for the manga? Just so things stay ironed out.
Writes down: Hates Lotus flowers...
So many people volunteered to dig in my honor. Go, my hol-- nevermind. Go, my volunteer digging friends.
D —> Oh D —> My illustrious wise and benevolent lady of the imperilous consternation good and caring shepherd wielding always the comforting hook of your culling staff D —> Thank you
D —> My hole D —> It’s waiting to be filled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4dad0dfdd63.jpeg
O)()()()()(m! 🪷
haha it is funny howw obvviously you wwish you wwere her!
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
:V winnower wildin' out
Always remember to be mindful about w)(at you say before posting it! 38) )(ttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ULGc7XAML._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg
tw0night getting finteresting...
cooL aS a SEa cUcUmbER~ thatS thE kinDa EmpRESS ya LikE to SEE!
Seems like my old account was deleted... 38/ Time to start AN--------EW! 38D T)(e internet can be so exciting! I'm so excited to meet new people, )(ere!!!!! 38)
You will accept our embrace.
@aggressivelyCaffeinated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb0df90d94ef.png
:33< our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive in the middle of our hive
✿ ON FREAKINF #GLURPIDAY BROS WE FUKKIN DID IT THANK YOU GLURPSTERS THANK YOU TO MY HOMIES THANK YOU TO SNAILPA THANK YOU TO MY BAND A PERFECT CIRCUS THANKS DEAZEL AND DARLENN WE FUKKIN MADDDEEE ITT 100 FOLLOWAS ON CHITTR DOT COM OH YA BABAYYYYY
Oh fuck. I forgot to *jingles jesterly across the tl*
hehehe wwell i believve i should be regardless of wwhatevver i may be doing i alwways wwill find the time to spare to bend the lovvely fins of my empress i am evver at your command my wwonderful queen consider the meeting abandoned and your schedule filled
ヾ(⁍̴̆◡⁍̴̆。)ノ I think they just need to see the more understandable side of thinthings like that. But it's okay! I still think you're nice.
i Don't gEt Why ya go So many pEopLE bEing RUDE to ya, yoU SEEm mighty chiLL So faR~
I am thinking aboUt sea Urchins! There are some species whose common names are "Boring Urchin". DUe to their habit of bUrrowing. Or boring. Into coral and rock sUrfaces. BUt. That is not the first definition yoU woUld think of when yoU hear the word "boring"! It is a little sad. They are not Uninteresting creatUres! They shoUld be called the "Exciting Urchin"! Instead. Haha! ・・・𝛾
[●´︶｀●] I must confess, I think me and @coralConsternation have a lot in common! I too think everyone and everything is lovely. I don't understand why some people are making her come off as an inconsiderate person. I find her nature so refreshingly nice! #numberonefan
thx b-ff
~~(__^·> FRIDAYS ARE HALF PRICE DRINKS AND FREAKS AT THE RATHOUSE!!! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> just a reminder from mama <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> okay. <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> oooh uhm <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> no, no! yes! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> this applies to you too! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> your last press meeting you looked RAVISHING! <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> oh dears you should be nice to your ancestors <·^__)~~
oh- coast. hehe, nice!!! :D
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I'm going to go to 8eforus now. ::::)
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Which one of you two are supposed to 8e 8lessed with that? ::::)
iit ha2n't, thii2 ii2 only u2ed duriing downtiime. ii can't ediit repliie2. and iit'2 hard two type wiith one hand. ((ooc: 2orry iim dy2lexiic :') ))
n0w we're talking
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Hi!!!!! And welcome! There's so much to do here! It's lovely!
oh nicE, anothER fUSchia aRoUnD WELcomE to chittR~
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