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B33 < i love blocking people named caliborn so much its so good fur my mental health
no shit.
!!! (OOC) !!! I'm not against NSFW by any means but the almost constant hornyposting and only engaging with accounts that 90% of the time focus on smut is discouraging to log in to. #nsfw ish
i can't think. but, i can still post. watch this. food tastes good.
i'm okay! more injured than before arguably. but.
holy mackarel i gotta step my ruthless game up shes makin me look like a chump ova here
deva save me i got my phone while terezi stepped away im going to di [jinx egbert's new phone has been confinscated]
Stop suggesting breaking into via a window, the last time that happened the alarms started blaring for 45 minutes straight.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. goodlight.
Can someone let me into the Gray House tomorrow? I left my keys at Bros house. Perhaps I’ll just sit on the lawn and wait for people to show up.
[|87 :: Well that was a fun #f;rearmfr;day now to d;spose of th;s b;omass. G00d sh00t;n everyone! Also wonderful hacksaw techn;que @psychoDoctor #horror #gore #guns
finally got the last of my stuff unpacked at zabs hive !!! it feels so weird 2 not b livin alone anymore and also 2 not be livin in a shit ass apartment w mold on the ceiling. ya gurl movin on up in the world :)
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I've made peace with Meenah's goghood. I am okay now.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. i have news @corallineCataclysm is gog remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember remember remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this
BREAKING NEWS! #e seems to be in quite a state! W#at’d you do to #im? I can’t say I’ve ever seen a troll act like t#is before!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG
!reh ot soduK .evisserpmi llits era syaw reh ,sdohtem tnagele erom referp I elihW .gniripsni ewa ylurT
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. life death being troll troll troll i am a troll
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. Alive. I am alive. I am normal. I am okay. I am alive. @corallineCataclysm is gog.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. COMMANDER VANTAS IS GLAD MEENAH MEENAH MEENAH GOG GOG GOG GOG THAT IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. REBOOT FAILED REBOOT FAILED REBOOT FAILED REBOOT FAILED REBOOT FAILED NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS @adrenalinesCharge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge knows whats in your fridge
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ACTUALLY GLAD TO SEE A COUPLE OF MEENAHS ON HERE ROUSING RABBLE AND DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST. I DON'T GET WHY ONE OF THEM WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT BUT WHATEVER. IT'S *REFRESHING.* I HAVE SEEN VERSIONS OF FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE ON HERE WHO PUT SHAME TO THE NAME OF THE ONES I USED TO KNOW (FULL OFFENSE INTENDED) IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY, SO THE FACT I CAN LOG ON AND SEE THAT THE BIG KAHUNA IS TERRIFYING THE LOCAL NEWS IN EVERY UNIVERSE IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
He experienced a #MeenahMoment.
man, what did 7ou even do to them
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. LIVING LIFE LIVING LIVING LIVING
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. @corallineCataclysm SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOTSYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. ALIVE ALIVE LIVING LIFE DEATH HATCHING LIFE HURTS LIVING LIVING LIVING I HAVE STARED GOG IN THE EYES AND LIVED GOG GOG GOG GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG MEENAH IS GOG @corallineCataclysm GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG GOG
.desserpmi m'I .tnemom siht ta pool raef a ni kcuts yletelpmoc seH .laturb oot tib a tub ,evitceffe si dohtem ...ruoY .ees I
BREAKING NEWS! I’ve just received word t#at #e lived! Some#ow! Frankly, even I’m confused! Good for #im t#oug#!
here is the hubris once again coming from the station. sad
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog meenah is gog
...#fishingfriday has become #finishedthejobfriday #ideservearaiseforefficiency...
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN V V V V V V VI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINFNFJFJNSJHNSDJIDBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SYSTEM FAILURE
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE
ma7be 7ou should have kept this to 7ourself, m7 gu7. 7ou'd be safe if she thought 7ou were dead
FUCK 4ROUND 4ND F1ND OUT FR1D4Y #F4FOFR1D4Y
BREAKING NEWS: Meenah now owns the news station. Winners rights.
it is a shame to hear that an individual had died, but if they, as the young ones say, fuck around and find out, then that is simply on them if they prod a hungry shark and then get upset when it bites them
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > We hAve lost A good troll. A A A A A. We hAve lost our greAtest reporter. Our reporter Andrew Ryfolde is gone. We hAve our best people on it. Rest Assured your news will be bAck. For now. WAtch our informAtionAl tApe About our town. [ a file ]
And that’s why we don’t fuck with Meenah.
now you must remember, hubris is a dangerous thing to play with. keep humble
BREAKING NEWS! It seems my (less c#arming) competitor #as been culled! T#at’s one way to narrow t#e playing field! #e poked t#e s#ark and #e got bit! W#at a s#ame! Seems like #e’ll be swimming wit# t#e fis#es!
#MeenahMoment.
#peixesstaywinnin
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > saury mr prez i lied 2 u when i said i aint krill nomoby today i wont try harder next time 38D #peixesstaywinnin
#MEENAHMOMENT INDEED!
Every night I sleep so good knowing I have a Meenah, Strider, and Lalonde all in my Cabinet. I sleep so soundly, so securely, because I know I’ve done nothing to invoke Meenah’s ire. I couldn’t be safer in a lead-lined safe-house with a loaded gun. Sometimes I just walk into the DoD lab and stand there for a while until I am overcome with peace.
id krill someone just for bein named andrew
i told the news boy that i'd hinder his luck. he never listened. whatever fate he's signed himself up for is the result of his own hubris
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. okay so i think i will die
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. WHAT
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. i will never die
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you just dont fuck with meenah unless you want to die
#meenahmoment
TODAYS NEWS: They are fucking dead. Meenah got them.
Oh, most certainly. Good luck!
It felt her aura.
Meenah killed the site…
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO unless you take care of my matesprit and our 1billion beasts
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
RIP Andrew. I tried to warn you.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I am about to be dead.
Provoking Meenah.
Understood.
awesome p1c 1 found of my boy tav hang1n out w1th h1s bros..... 1 dont remember tak1n the p1c though, we1rd haha... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/43e4647b1a20.png
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. No you will not
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I will never die.
The Cabinet would politely agree to disagree. We have added a “common sense” clause to murder charges, as well as allowed service workers to cull one unruly patron a year. By all means, feel free to stop her if you feel that strongly. But I will not be.
I am aware of the law; her pact was not duplicitous in nature, only her usage. She has done exactly as she said she would, and has follow all stipulations to the letter. She has done no wrong, nor has she invoked her pardons yet. But thank you for keeping me informed.
Ma’am, with all due respect, she has tricked me into a legal agreement to give herself diplomatic immunity for 4 days. I legally cannot stop her.
She will straight up kill you with a gun.
Hey news I don’t want you alarm you guys but Meenah is in fact #AboutThatSmoke so I would strongly discourage you from annoying her.
SO cool.
she got shit goin on i aint efin conchsidered before
having fought her once and then less fought and more gotten thrashed by her in unarmed? oh yeah no please do not fuck with her.
I’m scared he doesn’t even know.
FUNERAL EVENT! Hosting a funeral for @channelsixsixsixNews. He is not dead yet, but he is continuously provoking Meenah so it is only a matter of time. The funeral and subsequent service will be held tomorrow afternoon. Thank you.
Just think of the rabbits, Lennie.
Ma’am, we are currently operating under a “talk shit, get hit” code of conduct.
suspicious activity https://i.ibb.co/yf2pmzyx/screenshot-20260501-210412-chrome.jpg
We would never doubt you.
fought her once and ended up with a new lease on life and a moireel
The news is about to fuck around and find out.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. YOU DO NOT SCARE ME.
I can confirm @corallineCataclysm IS about that smoke.
listen to the prez she #aboutthatsmoke <> and thats comin from M-E, whos also meenah
im watchin black swan 4 the plot (the lesbian sex scene) #nsfw
>>| .alright. those news seems to be full .of bullcrap.
yeah usually
i'm cussing a lot today. i earned it.
🜏 and me body ♅
🜏 ii go♱ forrked by meenah and all ii go♱ was ♱hiis s♱upiid ♱~shiirr♱ ddddddXX死亡 ♅
There. Everyyyyyyyything is normal now. As it should 8e.
my #girldinner is a BIIIIIIIG juicy steak & some lil baked potatoes & fresh veggies
… Wvait. Hang on. Not literally, right?
my 4ss just got FORK-3D!! >8XP
COMMANDERS MARYAM AND PEIXES ARE, ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH WRINKLES ON THEIR THINKPANS ON THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH C. IT'S SO REFRESHING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK STRATEGY WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, INSTEAD OF PARKING MY ASS AT THE TABLE AND LISTENING TO WHATEVER INNANE DRIBBLE ROLLS OFF THE SMOOTH PAN AND COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE AVERAGE JOE SCHMOE POLITICAL TYPE WHO THINKS HE CAN LEVERAGE THE WAR EFFORTS FOR HIS OWN GAIN.
Okay, I made another self-portrait. i think the bottom part is good, while the head is weird, now. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-01_232845789.png
That's alright, I would understand. Perhaps I would hire an aide to ensure I would not get stepped on.
That’s alright. You deserve a little trickery, as a treat.
Winner Winner Chittr Dinner.
Do not allow such feebleness in your life. Of course, you already knew that.
So immature of them.
Perhaps attending #FightNight with access to my Chittr.ing account should not be allowed.
buncha useless flounders in this competition
bacon eggs sausage ham hash browns sordough toast with butter and pancakes. felt like making a big breakfast.
good morning everybody!!! i'm making a big breakfast.
the wonders of cooking several different kinds of meat, a buncha hash browns, pancakes- im gonna need a nap after all this.
Oh, I'll be at 15k Kult soon. I should prepare a special beam.
ready for #myfeast
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Truly my perfect state is when I don't have to deal with dhcoosing clothes. And I can be entierely nude. But I also knwo that i have to becasuse theyre perverts otherwises. #nsfw
Haha. Please do. shouldnt be trsuted to drunk ramble.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA GET LIKE SOME KINDA MUTHAHAFUCKING PLAQUE OR SOME SHIT THAHAT SAYS "I T.K.O.'D SAXTON HAHALE" AND HAHANG THAHAT SHIT UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. :o) #fightnight
And maybe it IS just cope because I lost. Whatever.
I'm still grumpy I'm just done sulking about it. Oh, would you look at bedtime.
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: moderate temper tantrum
Fuck
https://64.media.tumblr.com/47911f478909787cda60155d5239a0cd/tumblr_inline_pccup8CCMs1u4661y_1280.pnj
Pro tip: I am so fucking mad.
IDK? prez said his fate is in my hands cuz he needed 20 beers
aight i trust u
otter me i sea you online what kinda deal did you make with mr prez
UGH. I FUCKING HATE LOSING.
no worries! just wanted to clarify.
i didn't even realize you had done it! it's been like a whole general thing, people like to go neutral to avoid making a mistake, but in my case it doesn't fit. :D
not to repeat myself, but it's he or she. not he/she/they? there are some awesome theys out there and i love them but it's not. what my brain latches on to.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANOTHER PULL-THROUGH ONT HE BUS STOP. FOR ANYBODY WHO AIN'T MADE IT. ROUND FOUR OF THE GREYHOUND HITTING UP FIGHT NIGHT. MAIN EVENT: https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# BEACH HAHANGOUT: https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts
gotta say, i'm a bit too gullible. every time i get a hate from hatebot i go "dang, guess he didn't like that one." like i know what hatebot does and yet every time i go "aw dangit" for a solid few seconds.
cozyin up w ur alt can b a form of self care @trendyGnostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dbd528beff6.png
How did you find out that fast. I literally just found out and I'm the one HERE.
good for him tbh
id be at fightnight too if i wasnt busy crushing the game
I have no use for AI. I have a Lalonde and a Strider in my Cabinet. I can just say things and wait to be corrected.
There are quite the increasing number of non-homestuck profiles being made here and I'm just gonna keep blocking 'em. I'm mostly here for other fantrolls
https://open.spotify.com/track/7FOgcfdz9Nx5V9lCNXdBYv?si=uMX_JB3PRWmaXJ_9ZsVLMw #ongaku #nsfw
(( I'm using this account to practice writing and punctuation i probably wont have very many ooc posts but please be easy on the writing ))
(( #ooc sorry besties im glad you are having fun with your team fortresses and whatnot. but you are likely getting caught in my OOC block beam, nothing personal but i am not here for tf2 rp im here for homestuck-adjacent properties and it is taking up my entire feed each time i check chittr curious as to who i play? check the comments on my pinned post ✌️
hello i hate to break into an #ooc post for anything other than positive reasons!! I just know there's a chance that someone who I like interacting with got caught out, so uh... If you're running one of the TF2 mercs or what have you, I'm glad you're having fun but there's a good chance you just got caught by an OOC block. So if I just OOC blocked you, sorry - it's not personal. I'm just not here for that and it was consuming my timeline every time I took a glance over at Chittr. o7 ))
Wvho’s on the roster for #fightnight?
Someone anonymously sent me money to see me in a button-up shirt and a pencil skirt, and you know what, I can be paid to wear something. So I will be doing that when I am done being elbows deep in my current work.
B33 < ignoring my f33d to say i will make time to cuddle basically anynyan who asks if i like you even a little bit
I'll probably be at fight night hovering ominously.
how many times canoe watch the same couple do the same theatrics before ya reelize they just doin it for attention
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S GET SOME MUTHAHAFUCKING RSVP TYPE SHIT GOING, WHO'S TURNING UP FOR FIGHT NIGHT TONIGHT, AND WHO'S TURNING UP SPECIFICALLY TO SOCK A MOFO IN THE JAW? :o? #fightnight
while i have mooostly returned my living room to normal, the big pillow fort in the corner stays. it is where all my plushies have been stashed.
glittering gold trinkets and a badge paid for in blood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6bb9e928dd7.png
remember. you are never alone, there is always bugs in the foliage nearby. unless casey is around. in which case she is eating the bugs in the foliage.
YOU THINK I COULD MAKE A CASE FOR A BADGE WHEN I RODE THAT MISSLE?
removed my tentabulge badge cuz i realized sum peepz dunt wanna c dat sumtimes
marketing being nice like it's a refreshing beverage. try nice! itll heal ya.
I should ask for a beam attack badge for all the beams I've been beaming
((when i joined here i was definitely expecting... less... to put it mildly. it would be nice to have a switch to control whether that sort of thing appeared or not)) #ooc
((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge
anything works for you though. different scale.
surely being as competitive as possible will lead to victory. :/
Maybe start with something small, like a snack, and see how it goes!
Haha yeah, bangarang doll! a1n't a troll al1ve who can outdo my g1rl and that's the #TRUTH 💪
😦 g1rl... that god t1er sh*t 1s no joke huh...
Burger. For you.
qu1ck someone get a zahhak... doesnt matter wh1ch... some mag1cal sh*t happen1ng r1ght outs1de my dream bubble... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/ab910431b5a6.jpg
Good morning
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: two missile induced bedtime.
all that aside first day of #angelsnutritionblock was acshoally fun i missed baking
Tonight's view. I wish I knew how to take betteRx photos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f9fce3a6396.png ᝰ
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun
and also I guess @chrysophilistCataclysm used a pretty sick super move on me
im still on a gameshow but i swear i can hear music from all the way back at the office
makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man
im competing on a cooking show against a buncha posers thats what im bubblin on aboat. thx gill 38D
everyone here a chump they the shrimp wimps this is a competition for lobster monsters 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
since you here mr prez saury imma be busy for a whale im at a cooking competition. so if anyone tries to pike invade the nation or somefin just tell em to come back later when im done
I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
Got thi2 2hit on lock 😎
This virus actually spreads via gay people, so we're all FUCKED.
oh, to whichever aranea showed up last night and got the sleepover on truth or dare: thanks! it was fun. hope you can stick around next time. sorry i dont know which you were.
Now who just submitted an application saying they are applying for the love of the game and is not requesting any financial compensation
oh cod wtf is happening now i slept thru a cabinet meeting huh
fucked up but imma let it slide cuz its true old bass
Th3 ri23 i2 ri2ing and th3 grind i2 grinding
mornin chumps
seein u throw that thing around was tots worth tha property dmg imo
It was a lovely evening, thank you for having us.
its just a few holes, already patched it! if it was a window i'd be more worried.
im kinda glad things calmed down last night ror a minute i was worried my house wasnt big enough.
thats so effin cool
#nowplaying dale mami pegate, virate si me miras mucho sabe que voy a besarte dale mami pegate, virate si te beso y me yo agarras entonces voya levarte https://open.spotify.com/track/6J5kc12BW5HuP3d7C3vvx8?si=ul3sG2iHQCq6qHEctKAmiw
Whyre people so worried about chests its way more important to do workouts that get your full body 💪
sorry everybody but if you want to see me naked youll have to do it the old-fashioned way! with us falling into a water fountain together which ties are fates together into a series of comedic but romantic coincidences until we fall in love! and you also have to knock on my door one day to watch all the troll indiana jones movies with me and play the adventure games with me! your path in the fate of trollantis AND your indy quotient will be taken into account! so dont get sloppy! https://i.postimg.cc/TYpvQqXx/MOVIE-DATE-NIGHT.png
i wish some of the alt janes were online it would be nice to see her text again
If you can’t appreciate small boobs you’re not a real one smh smh #nsfw
Th3y dont alway2 think it b3 lik3 it i2 But it do
Soldiers are like power lines. Send them too far and they lose energy and become ineffective. @specialRelativity
B33 < i have the best moirail efur B33 < sorry nyall its not even close B33 < ik like efurry pair says this about each other but im right so
Sorry. It’s the fate of anyone close to me, I think.
had a lovely time at the slumber party. I am Princess Pickle.
welp, surprise return of the slumber party! an open evening is hard to ignore. feel free to hop in, just try not to mess up my stuff! https://msparp.chat/slumber2theslumbering
In general! Any capacity.
underestimated t)(e readin compre)(ension of t)(is website in t)(e capacity of actually knowin )(ow a bid for an auction works. t)(at ones on me. we're redoin it tomorrow wit)( a form. t)(at oleana troll knows w)(ats up.
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/1UxGr2zTf0eAaAa1/MiStAmAnDrEw-pLaNs.wEbP hTtPs://wWw.yOuTuBe.cOm/wAtCh?v=_YiCa0jNmIg
(( HI GUYS! IMPORTANT PARTY INFO! so, for the actual information about the event tonight, i'll be hosting a parp chat, along with an in-character gartic phone game! (with its own dedicated parp chat) its going to happen at 9pm EDT (or in 2 hours from this post) don't stress if you or your character can't draw well, it's just meant to be some silly fun and if you're not interested in the gartic game, there will still just be a nice hangout space you can rp in with your peers and friends, with a beach, a pool, some good music, and a well-stocked kitchen i'll be posting the parp link and the gartic links closer to the event time! also fair warning, this is my first time hosting anything like this LMAO so please be gentle with me that's all for now!! thank you!
fuck the virus i got a gameshow to prep for
wa1t so l1ke... pretty sure 1 k1nda get the b1ology of m1s1ngno here? not to brag but 1'm k1nd of a f1duspawn champ haha 😏 anyway 1t's k1nd of l1ke... A mutated f1dusucker that doesn't real1ze 1t's a sucker anymore... so 1t's st1ll l1ke, try1ng to 1nfect people bas1cally? But l1ke, 1t's st1ll techn1cally evolved, so 1t's programed to seek out a master to follow... And the w1res get crossed 1g so the l1ttle th1ng 1s all l1ke "oh cool 1 gotta f1nd people and 1nfect them." so l1ke. That's my theory anyway... My Game Theory... #MyGameTheory SOURCES: (The Off1c1al F1duspawn Handbook vol. 13, pg. 10-17) (The F1duspawn Off1c1al Webs1te: https://mspa1ntadventures.fandom.com/w1k1/F1duspawn) (Sh1geru Trollmor1 1nterv1ew https://youtu.be/c1e8-NmKLjc?s1=vky3WzhrKx_ObF0Y)
Wok3 up in 2uch a 2hit mood F33l bad for my punching bag
UP TOP S1ST4!!!
just k1ck3d som3on3s 4ss 1n troll m4r1o p4rty. G3T B3NT.
really hoping i dont have any worshipers.
:o) Your best bet :o) Is to just be honest and actually motherfuckin' DO IT for once.
goregle how to break up w1th your matespr1t goregle how to break up goregle does your matespr1te need to know youve broken up w1th h1m goregle average 1nd1goblood punch scale 1ndex goregle ghost troll w1tness protect1on
Yes, yes. Politics are important; ensure you go out and vote so your voice is heard, kill your landlord, the usual stuff.
I have been slain in Among Us.
got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse
for t)(e record, it just so )(appens i get done by murder on t)(e scale of billions. WORKS FOR M-------E! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
t)(e folly of most fusc)(iabloods is t)(at t)(ey lack w)(imsy and t)(ey lack imagination. t)(ey get into power and suddenly its all serious faces and real )(ard looks. "I need to keep up appearances!" "I must commit to my rule." but t)(ey just dont get it; its all an act, and baby, youre on stage, you gotta ACT wit)( it everybody t)(inks t)(roug)( my reputation t)(at im t)(e scariest bitc)( alive. a)()()(, all you c)(ittr fucks, put your )(ands down, most a yall freaks are t)(e ------EXC-EPTION t)(at makes t)(e RUL-----E. most of MY subjects; t)(at is, also, most of -EV-ERYON-E -ELS-E'S SUBJ-ECTS, arent usin t)(is weird ass multiversal social app. so if youre goin to refute me: s)(us)( up. t)(is aint about you trut)( is t)(oug)(, im a lot of t)(ins. i like art; i love writin. i enjoy sports- )(e)(, i basically square up for t)(e intro every trollympics. bakin is a passion, MY passion (s)(ut up you know w)(o you are). i aint contained in a box as to w)(o i am and w)(o i gotta be between condy t)(e ruler, and condy t)(e troll all t)(at matters for t)(e fusc)(iablooded ruler is two t)(ins: 1. you keep t)(e system goin 2. you get s)(it done w)(en it demands it. and if t)(at takes your scary face... well, so be it, yknow?
Back on my bull2hit lik3 a matador
shore! why the heck not. i'll go 0-99 until i can fight for more than a minute without windy stuff.
#meenahmoment
it was! and i lost. way more fun if i own that rather than crying about it. :P
just got my ass beat in an unarmed strife with @chrysophilistCataclysm it lasted like, a minute i think? i got one kinda good swing in and then was pinned and yowling for my life. taking this l all the way home for an ice pack. edit: it was my idea! i wanted to try unarmed since the powers on weapon strife got really intense. turns out this was more intense! still fun though.
I forgot to share this picture from my Florida trip. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1498481954654257354/HG7pZQnaEAAgaHu.png?ex=69f15192&is=69f00012&hm=81deadceda001b59b1fa7721b25484ec13ed02afb517cd4e78da49f598eb1604&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=684&height=834
i have not been deployed since we finished the mass culling the assassin is still alive for the next few nights just letting him stew in how all those deaths are his own fault we have broadcast his name and some propaganda about him so that we can release him and watch the populace just tear him apart i hope it hurts.
i dont gotta be empress i got a full time job monitoring the prez to make shore he doesnt pass the fuck out every time a shirtless dude is on the dash
buoy gets anime style nose bleeds
make it )(urt. make it bleed. )(a)(a)(a...
yes, there IS funny business going on here.
#meenahmoment
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
i am three days deep on not having my affairs meddled with. really makes a guy gal think about meddling in someone elses affairs.
Me, if I were Slenderman: Find my policies.
fuuuck i hate when she spits bars
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
i wish takin the ring off didnt tp you back to tha bubbles itd be so fuckin funny to pull a bit where someones annoyin you so you take yo ring off and keel over dead on tha ground
https://i.postimg.cc/Y0DnrWT6/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-235250-www-youtube-com.png this what that leijon/strider fusion sprite looks like to me
big changes ahoy
#meenahmoment
#meenahmoment
lot moor seadwellers on here now so i betta be seain an finflux of glubpostin soon
}:( d*mn... 1 knew 1 shoulda taken out the b1t at the end... just cant f1gure out all that v1deo ed1t1ng junk, ya d1g...?
[ The video starts with a shot in the middle of the woods, the camera pointing upwards towards the swaying leaves. For a moment the forest is quiet and calm. Only a faint, mid-pitched howling sound can be heard... Before it starts to get louder. And louder. And just at the apex of its volume, Rufioh drops down from the sky and lands on the centermost branch, finally completing a long, needlessly loud rooster-esque crow. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQtPUrgCCM) ] YO!! My name 1s Ruf1oh N1tram, and TH1S 1s Surv1vor! [ He dives down towards the forest floor, getting close enough that his horns are almost touching the ground... Then his wings spread open and he's saved from faceplanting just in time as he swoops perfectly upwards and onto his feet... Then he awkwardly runs up to the camera and angles it more towards the sky.] Uh, one sec, haha... Yo, 1 got some BANGARANG 'ss tr1cks to show off, watch th1s sh't... [ Once the camera is in position he darts back up into the air. After a quick series of flips, twists, and daring stunts, a stray gust of wind sends him spiraling off his path and disappearing into one of the dense trees below... And then, conveniently, his body just so happens to land right in front of the camera. A sick crunch and a pained "OUGH" are all you hear before the video cuts out. ] ( @starPower @gutsyGumshoe )
I knew you didn't care that much, that's why I didn't say which Strider. I figured just saying "a Strider" would suffice. (I was right)
#NeedThat
super glue usually d:o)es the j:o)b if y:o)u h:o)ld the tw:o) parts t:o)gether l:o)ng en:o)ugh. and i mean like. liquid cement glue, n:o)t that giant:o):o)kbeastglue cheap:o) shit. d:o)nt ask me h:o)w i kn:o)w this.
ever )(eard of kintsugi? golds a real good ad)(esive and its pretty as fuck. just do a rod base between bot)( spots first for maximum )(old. i did t)(at s)(it w)(en i was your age in my early days 'til i got top a t)(e line biologists. s)(ouldnt be sayin t)(is out loud, but, we actually invented a c)(ewable t)(at lets you regrow )(orns. insane s)(it.
one of these days mr prez is gonna walk into the buildin bein carried like a human wedding bride by a strider and kickin his feet gigglin and we just gonna have to say nofin aboat it
You know what? I'll do it. I'll keep it pu8lic just to make you laugh.
Literally going to drive me INSANE! Everyone thinks I'm sending her to the 8rink of sanity 8ecause she's posting like this after it's 8ecome more pu8lic that I'm whipping her sorry ass 8ack into fighting form! You do one nice thing and everyone comes out of the woodwork to 8itch!!!!!!!!
@adiosToreador STOP FREAKPOSTING, YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES.
Big-Sapphic-Yearning-Hour™️is brought to you tonight by Porrim, and her unstoppable tide of emotions towards a certain cerulean XD
some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw
((art b7 @(hr7sophilistCata(l7sm
good fuckin cod get her off my dash i hate it
T)(e two lovebirds want to get married already?! 38D!!!!! #tomodatc)(ilife
)(ttps://i.imgur.com/rFa8A)(t.png today's mood.
You all talk about pails so muc)( t)(at I don't t)(ink you've actually filled any! #s)(oreynots)(orey #nsfw
i like tamagotchiS but my tamagotchi haS been gone for 3 yearS, itS whatever though, i plan on bringing it back anyway #tamagotchi
X I’m included in everyone this time, fuck that shit. x
gotta say. 10/10 social media platform. i laug)(ed, i cried... outta laug)(ter. tormented some miserable lower castes and reminded everyone of my greatness. good work me. tomorrow's gonna be sus)(i nig)(t to reward myself of a job well done... after we do a resource pull on t)(is random planet out )(ere wit)( signs of life. )(e)(, signs of life. all i see is a sign for a deat)( warrant. arrivederci, planetoids! ROT IN )(---------------------ELL!
mig)(t be yours one day. mig)(t not. dont )(esitate to take notes.
Idk, pro8a8ly one with shoes?
Golly Tavros, I wonder if they're going to make sure you're in your Iconic Outfit while they imagine you imagining them imagining you imagining them!
im t)(inkin about startin to drive wedges into some of em to see if t)(ey kill eac)( ot)(er. i t)(ink itll be funny.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b9e440fe773.png by far the most tantalizing!
my mac)(inations are perfect. my divinity true. my decisions real. i am t)(e pinnacle, t)(e peak, t)(e ultimate amongst my kind. i am t)(e baddest bitc)( t)(at ever walked. none will ever matc)( w)(at ive done and none ever will.
B33 < my computpurr posture is so bad B33 < im nyat a seadweller but by god am i shrimp sometimes
ehe. i know what i like
((And the original, by @chrysophilistCataclysm! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83625acfc216.jpg Remembered to tag it as NSFW and got the right handle this time
7ou ever get the urge to just dan(e? i do, all the time https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/778d4780138f.jpg #nsfw
alright, guess i'll just finish getting things ready!
Infernal ticking and tocking and pikapika-ing too! No one is ever going to give me a medal for this, even though I pro8a8ly deserve it. 8lood, mud, and when I catch that stupid reptile, GUTS all over my new fishing shirt!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO ME THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a7a278d0347.png
@turntechGodbird gotcha. #corvidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48cdcdf95014.png
tHEY REALLY ARE!
glad 1 went to #f1ghtn1ght... 1 got punched 1n the head... got some dope *ss food... and a dude gave me some f*cked up mushrooms and 1 cant fly r1ght anymore... sh*t was bangarang, yo...
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
None of you understand. I am #vagueposting 8ecause he knows a8out it and thinks it's cute as fuck. We have already 8EEN kissing a8out it!
RECHITT!!!!!!!!
We weren't at Fight Night proper, we were up the 8each a little 8it 8ecause Karkat wanted to fight since he's, like, o8sessed with me.
I totally won, 8y the way. Karkat tackled me off of Eridan and then I pushed him off 8ecause he's a little 8itch. ::::) @carbolicGalvanologist
Keelhauling cancelled, I won that f8cking fight AND some! #vagueposting
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
WHICH ONE OF YOU F8CKING SCALLIWAGS POSTED THAT. PLANK. TEN THOUSAND YEARS 8RIG. KEELHAULING YOU IMMEDI8LY. CHITTR HOW DO I DELETE A POST!!!!!!!!! #violence
I do not argue with my Cabinet. They tell me I am stupid and I hang my head in shame, and then walk it off like a man by posting about it on Chittr.ing. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/shit.png
In fact, none of the men within my Cabinet argue. Between Miss Peixes and Madame Lalonde, we know better.
#fightnight [Video clip of Siluri's first round against Rufioh. It's over quickly, with a clothesline taking down Rufioh temporarily before he gets back up, charges towards Siluri, and as he stops Siluri unleashes a flurry of blows against him, taking Rufioh down for a R1 Victory for Siluri]
I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M ON MY WAY TO #FIGHTNIGHT. THESE STUPID FUCKING TORNADOES. ARE BEATING THE PASTE OUT OF ME. #MYPASTE
concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)
FUCK ME, THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING CLOWNS ON THIS SITE. I'M NOT SQUINTING TO SEE WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU ASSHOLES ARE SAYING.
you know what that sounds lovely my arms are getting tired
currently on hour two of trying to brush my hair
im overdue for a fight with you, maybe later today we get swinging?
u have a p bad travk recrd so fuk it i volunteer as tribute see if u can hit me lmao *record
i do what i want
While playing Minecraft, it is advised NOT to attempt to sleep in the Nether.
//OOC intro chitt -Nepeta Leijon, 30 sweeps old -aka. The Prowler / The Propagandist -As a wiggler, Nepeta's hive in the city was burned to the ground by partying highbloods, prompting a escape into the wilds with her lusus. -Living in a cave, Nepeta had no access to the convenient life a midblooded troll would be entitled to, and from an early age she had to learn to fend for herself in the dangerous jungles of Alternia. -The particular skillset she acquired from her upbringing would soon prove useful once she was shipped off the planet and drafted into the Imperial Fleet. -Cadet Leijon quickly ascended the initial ranks, and soon after being attributed the title of Prowler, she would be assigned the role of Pounceradicator within the army (or spec. ops assassin). -Her sweeps of service had brought Nepeta to many different alien worlds, and she would cultivate her passion for storytelling by writing many novels about life in those planets. - The subverversive material was appreciated by many open minded trolls within the greater Empire. -Page will include troll typical #violence #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #murder #politics Part of Rebel / No Game AU in collaboration with @twireAvenged @obstreperousGendarme @guidingCalibration
i'm g0ing t0 manipulate y0u like a jpeg f0r my 0wn amusement. 0u0
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
1 DO 1 W4S JUST TOO M4D TO DO TH3 3XTR4 B1T 1'V3 F41L3D YOU
ocray idk what the fucks happenin with my job i guess
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I ʇ)+|ink ʇ)+|is is a ridiculous way ʇo be acʇing. We wanʇ normal ʇrollbama back. We wanʇ )+|im now.
every time i try to relax something monumentally stupid happens.
@barackObama I chall3ng3 you. Right h3r3, in front of all 150 moth3rfuck3r2 on thi2 2it3. On3 on on3 combat. Tomorrow at fight night. Trollbama wa2 a h3ro, and wa2 2tanding up for what wa2 right. You couldnt handl3 it and 2o you tri3d to 2il3nc3 th3 mov3m3nt. I wont 2tand for it. Com3 out and fac3 m3, you fucking coward.
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: TONIGHT'S RELATIONSHIP ADVICE COLUMN IS CANCELED. A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR A GOOD MAN. #CONSIDERTHIS: TELL THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER TO YOU THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THEM. FLUSHED OR ASHEN, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE ONES THAT MATTER TO YOU MIGHT BE GONE IN THE BLINK OF A BULB. ON THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH-C, TIME IS SHORT.
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
ʇ)+|is is jusʇ like ʇ)+|e Dancing plague of 1518 you will all be fine in ʇ)+|e morning. Iʇ is mass psyc)+|ogenic illness. Calm yourselves. ʇrollbama will be back.
d*mn... r1p to a real one... never really understood what he d1d... but he was a stra1ght playa 😔🙏 #just1cefortrollbama
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Hello! hi, hi⁀there! excuse⁀me!!! down⁀here! i⁀put⁀my⁀boot⁀through⁀someone's⁀skull⁀once! it⁀ca(V)ed⁀in⁀like⁀a⁀cardboard⁀box!
https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/834e098b2e59.g1f (pls 1gnore test1ng rq <3)
i have to hate troll bruno mars posts coz he a crockershill but i dont wanna
https://i.postimg.cc/26j63p9L/image-2026-04-22-234655715.png 38(
sometimes you only get betta wit fins on experience
As I stated in my last post; I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They tell me to shut up and I do.
the only react i can hit mr prez with rn is pity
i am a latina / shadow the hedgehog would love me / and that's what keeps me going / thats how i remind myself that i'm pretty
Kakashi. The reason is due to the fact I have eyes.
alr1ght... hyped myself up as long as 1 could... ton1ghts f1nally the n1ght yall... f1nally gunna spread my w1ngs and break 1t off for REAL th1s t1me... 1f you dont hear from me by dawn then uh... then he probably squ1shed me to death, haha... all that repressed rage 1s uh. real terr1fy1ng. haha.
right???
Two+ nights late into+ lesbian visibility week. What a failure to+ the game I am.
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/g0dheadnuderadia.gif #nsfw d0nt say i didnt warn y0u that y0u pr0bably w0nt find me all that pailw0rthy but heres a nude
Ladies keep doing whatever you want forever never Let them teLL you you're "unethicaL" or "emotionaLLy exhausting" dudes idk stand in the corner and Look cute or something idk.
I encourage you all to celebrate the human holiday known as “Earth Day.” Traditionally, it is a celebration of Earth, and highlights environmental sustainability and concerns regarding Earth’s ecosystem, climate, and environment. Perhaps plant a tree, or something.
time to spend ALL DAY playing STILL-8ODY FESTIVITY !! FUCK GOING TO 8ED !! https://i.imgur.com/gXnqG1L.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) matesprit island… guwould gyuu vote for me on there?
i now officially have TWO quadrants filled!! <3 <3<
(( Tysm!!! I got nervous about posting it a few times and kept pulling it back into clip studio for edits
(( #nsfw warning just to be safe, this lore drop likes to wear a customized bra instead of a shirt (( I wanted to finally share the one thing that wouldn’t come up very easily for Monroe, but this is the very reason Monroe is the emotional wreck he is (( Without his pusher, Monroe has turned into a shell of what he once was, but that very shell is what’s been so fun to write about on this site with everyone! (( Meet the matesprit that completely changed Monroe’s view on quads as a whole plus!!!!! A bonus mini of Monroe as a fuggler plush because I thought it’d be fun to add (( Meet the “SKELETON IN (his) CLOSET”, Darina https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df7397053d91.png
EVIL BURGER. WITH EVIL MAYO.
(( you'll have to start replying to ppl like [You have been blocked by this User] lolol
(( ok so i unblocked everybody bc IC blocking is broken, so just know that if eviljade blocked you she still has you blocked! just not. mechanically.
:33 < we should become plants :33 < photosynthesis
https://i.imgur.com/9DMjkjq.png
you really think youve seen it all in the furthest ring sometimes and the honest answer is you never have something will always catch you off guard and thats why i like this self appointed task
there was another meenah and a (ondes(e there so 7ou were represented
It was a draw, but I did throw a car and get powerslammed hard enough to make a crater. Which is a win to me.
I hope to see you at the next one! I got in a fight!
wouldnt beelieve it if someone else told me neither
you KNO i was. acshoally hate to say it erifin was dripped the fuck up
anemoneway got all dolled up for gills night with as many rings as i could possibly find in my hive and no one efin told me how shiny they was #whytry
getting really tired of all of you wilfully misunderstanding my situation I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
I confess curiosity, though my distaste for chaos has kept me away from girl's night. Plus, it would just 8e so awkward, wouldn't it?
Timeline really slowed down after the anonymous confessions stopped rolling in, huh? Telling.
// Y'know there's something about RPing Mituna realising he's never gonna be the same, as a disabled person who suddenly became disabled just before adulthood, that just hits you right in the feels // So anyway how's your guys' evenings?
D --> I say what I mean or keep it to myself no in betweens
(^･ω･^) < LET THE HORNY POSTING BE FR33!!!
(^･ω･^) < EVERYONE OF YOU USING CHITTR'S ANONYMOUS ARE COWARDS, JUST SAY YOU WANT TO PAIL!!! MOST OF US KNOW WHO YOU ARE DUE TO YOUR QUIRKING OR MANNERISMS!!! #NSFW
[ Anonymousss confessssssionsss are cowardly. I will make my confessssssion right here. I sssometimesss think about getting my hair yanked. In a pitch way. Confessssssion over. Sssee how easssy that wasss. Cowardsss. #nsssfw. Isssh. ]
D --> What is there to gain by crudely writing your pupa-like confession on an anonymous public forum what do you stand to gain
PREEEEEEEEACH.
8itches love me.
I reeeeeeeeally don't think it is. I think these people should 8e posting this shit on main with their WHOLE chests.
I knew you'd understand, gillfrond!
if u evr see me confessin havin the hawts 4 some1, it WILL b on main u msis 100% of the shots u dnt take or some shit
That said. I love the drama. You are all just so annoying.
This anon confessions account has made everyone exponentially more thirsty and 8itchless. Just tell them to their faces!!!!!!!! You either get what you want or you get to move on!!!!!!!! There is no losing!!!!!!!!
this is exactly whats in my fucked up human pusher actually. stop being proud of patheticness!!!!
why do trolls want to be milfs and dilfs?? you should be proud that you arent bound to any of that yucky human parentage and reproduction stuff.
(( which she hate reacts. her emress hates human sex
(( evil jade liking every other Jade's post EXCEPT hornyposts
i guess with the passage of time comes the new normal! nonetheless its very sweet of you to say meenah!
// parp coming in a few. Hold onto your fish nets!
shocked in a good way? or shocked in a scary way? or even better! shocked in both ways?
i try my best to maintain a strict ratio of adorability-to-dangerousness
✝+ I haven't had the chance to share an image of myself until now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8f534eff610.png +✝
oh sh*t... uh, haha... yeah... we uh, actually k1nda already d1d a l1ttle 'bond1ng' last n1ght, yknow what 1 mean...
im joining all sorts of things today!
is it really odd if i find @abstractAmphibian to be the most precious thing ever? even though theyre technically me? i dont think im usually so self-absorbed but frogs are just so adorable....
Sailing though a storm system = my hair is going to 8e sooooooooo fucked after this. >::::( #FLARPlife
Let women be evil. We can have hobbies.
[A looping video is uploaded. Rose is in front of a mirror. GrimDark and all. Until she begins to unravel. Inky saturation drains from her like tidewater receding from a poisoned shore, leaving something untouched underneath. That is to say, not something necessarily healed or restored, just clearer. Where there had been void-black there is now a clinical white. Uniform, immaculate, perfect. She is like porcelain that has never known warmth. Her skin is almost reflective of light. A subtle inversion to what she was moments before. She is curated. Her hair follows suit. Going from a matte white to something more reflective. Each fiber on her head is splayed about in precision. She has no frizz, no disobedience, absolutely perfect. It is a grotesque echo of the sphere she had just cracked, her bob rounded out near identically against her skull. Her eyes take a moment. Lavender dimness and a light cataract seem to dissipate. Like a soul returning to life. The color is stately, saturated, and aristocratic. She looks focused in her gaze, it tracks the viewer with intent. Her uniform, an exaggerated almost parody-level "nurse" silhouette appears to unfurl. A fitted bodice, structured to draw the eye to the waste before flaring just enough to suggest mobility rather than modesty. A short skirt, only, slightly scandalous. Lengthened to provocation, as if calibrated for indulgence. The neckline coming over the flat of her bust. She is a titillating signal. A beacon, perhaps. White dominates the outfit. A sterile type of white. Absent of marks. Precise lines guide the eye about her body. It screams as though it were designed by the Doctor himself. Save for a small lavender belt she still wears about her waist. Elbow length white gloves, tight, almost like a second skin. Her chest has a single pin upon it. An abstract shape, somehow, suggesting a vaguely medicinal adjacent, whilst also showing off her role in snuffing timelines by having lines dissipate in directions. The overall effect is unmistakeable. She is a reflection of him. Not a copy. Where he is the Pristine Host and orchestrator, she is the curatrix. She preserves, organizes, and trims excess from the system. She does not serve, she implements. The difference is whose restraint she follows. His perfection was indulgent, hers was surgical. Standing there, no longer in the abyss she has been drowned in. She does not look free. Merely resigned. Then the video simply reverses. It would end with her reverting back into her GrimDark state.]
:33< thats just mewsually what the numpurrs say to meow when i anspurr them
:33< weve b33n trying to reach mew about mewr skuttlbuggys extended warranty
Imagine an emoji of a kissing face, to taunt you.
You've all played into my hands. https://images2.img8ox.com/28/2a/ZMrXJYio_o.png
yeaaah, maybe a l1ttle... hey, gett1ng k1lled and paralyzed and k1lled aga1n does that to a guy, yknow? haha...
I will always be grateful t)(at my dancestors t)(ink I'm coral enoug)( to glub wit)( t)(em like one of t)(e gills. 3X)
I've been posting about it ONLY for a wipe. But you s)(ould come!!!
A few moor )(ours until #gillsdayout!!! I'm SO R--EADY.
yeah no 1 was gunna say the same th1ng haha... l1ke, 1 l1ke a l1ttle rough and tumble somet1mes, but 1 get nervous when 1t starts to get TOO v1olent, yknow? ... 1'll uh... try to use my horns a d1fferent way, 1 guess?
bangarang, 1'll just be ch1ll1n 1n the meant1me...
ohh. 1 th1nk that means 1t's just an or1g1nal system, haha... That or 1t's a rare 'majest1c' vers1on... 1 guess 1 don't really know the d1fference...
yeah... yeah you're def1n1tely r1ght... 1'll try aga1n ton1ght... but uh, haha, boy 1s he stubborn when he wants to be!! ...
}:O 1t probably wants your attent1on! poor l1ttle th1ngs are always so lonely... wh1ch one do you have?
queen megid0 decree. time player striders are h0nerary megid0s.
Anyway, in light of the recent manifest8ion of yet another silly holiday, I hope you Megidos all enjoy your day. Or night. Whichever.
my website n0w. 0u0
ah, sh*t doll, 1 just don't know 1f 1 can do that to h1m... 1'm l1ke, h1s whole world, y'know...? ugh, 1t's just all so compl1cated, haha...
Yo! How am 1 just now see1ng th1s?? Doll, you GOTTA let me see your 'gatch1... 1 love those l1ttle th1ngs...
@chry2ophili2tCatacly2m 233 ya around 3nough to think you 233m pr3tty cool. Dont know a whol3 lot about you but I know you got that confid3nc3 that I think i2 rad a2 fuck 2o k33p on k33ping on bro2ki K33p krillin it out th3r3
(( Mituna and Dirk got together in Tomodachi out of like nowhere, they immediately speedran their entire relationship))
ohhh hell yeah just cracked my neck and my headache vanished.
thank you meenah!!!! <3333 i feel better already!!
wow thats weird to see not sure why i followed her i mean its not like im going to be doing any of that stuff!! #vagueposting
that chit got the whole bloodline on it
This Chittr is exclusively for Porrim to use as a liveblog/online journal. In character, she doesn't know that it's set to Public, instead of Private, so she's not going to comment on anyone liking or reacting to her posts.
Thank you for your understanding.
It is just simply too scary for me, Miss Meenah.
I am passing a bill to make the Netflix start-up screen less scary.
// hi guys! i wanted to make a bigger post to say im inactive because im studying 4 finals ooc....pray for me and i will see u all later
https://i.imgur.com/R3hVUhE.png
i also made nepeta and equius siblings on my tomodachi island, because that's the one troll pairing i think someone would actually be mad at me for if it happened, even with silly little mii versions of them.
actually now that i think about it maybe i used to have a worse reaction to it... maybe it was psychosomatic and/or i have built up a resistance?
not at all!! my human component can process theobromine pretty well!!!! at worst it gives me a little tummyache but nothing especially unpleasant!!!!
thinkin of getting one of those "bella where the hell have you been loca" t shirts i dont like twilitght i just want the shirt lmao
god i could kill some pasta right now. i should make some spaghetti.
Deciding to make healthy decisions today. After I order this pizza of course.
before 4/20 human calender day ends anyone wanna smoke the seaweed that makes you think reeflective and deeply aboat your past mistakes #substances
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUOHKAY GUYS i took a better picture!! THIS IS GUACTUALLY ME!! not that guehmmm seal from earlier that’s totally not me!! https://i.ibb.co/cSyZRVHW/gwaimi.png
Oh, shit. It’s 4/20.
get tha feelin someone aint happy boat my new position
And THAT'S why anonymous confessions are for suckers. SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
Sometime s I consider posting questionable photos. But I do at least manage to have critial thinkgin skills before I commit. No tit pics today, apologies. #nsfw #substance
to the various seadwellers, use more fish puns, we all need them
my favorite part of alla these is watchin tav come in the comments an go "this aint aboat me right"
that wasnt M-E if i was gonna talk aboat fuckin humans id DO IT W MY W)(OL-E DAM C)(-EST #nsfw
now im catchin strays just for usin fish puns
ocray the least it could do is get rid of the quirks those are pretty dam identifiable
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT POPULAR ENOUGH TO BE FEATURED ON THAT ANONYMOUS ACCOUNT.
man she makes me look like a good perchson and i hate it
oh my cod she on prospit
ill bite bait when its workin against the weenies hittin anonymous confisshions
bark!!!! :DDDD thank you so much!!!!!!!!! <3333 gosh this is almost too much love for my little woofbeast pusher to handle <3
im sayin pike
#PR-EAC)(
if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
feels good to have an enabler on tha dash for once
S)(e called me bubbles. 38D #vagueglubbing
bubbles is up
hes so cute look at him! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/663b90aef434.jpg
whn the book was written by a man but he knows how to write women https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495532020686786720/the-full-animation-of-the-pacha-hits-just-right-meme-from-v0-asd74vubtlrg1.jpg?ex=69e6963b&is=69e544bb&hm=ce441dff948ad18a24c709b5da8f76222ce5eb31b283c9159e6d40f846689b4f&
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#F17CH3CK !!! H3H3H4HH4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85356ae59e8.jpg
H11 M3WN4H
[|87 :: What a wonderful suggest;on!
1'D R4TH3R H4V3 S1GHT 4G41N.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/09/4e/fc/094efc1b7d8fdcafb8cda0b239421eae.jpg ((ScarletWaltz)) sup fishes
i dont efin know where to start with allat
((drawn by @gallowsCalibrator#1433)) was not expecting to find an orb when i came by to watch jurassic park. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33e84d41b940.png
((And the original in color! Thanks to @crysophilistCataclysm for the commission! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b179b2fde4ca.jpg
i was wondering when would be the right time for this, before realized that whatever time i wanted was the right time, so #nsfw https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg
I am about to consume marijuana so I would appreciate it if you all would behave. Or send funny videos. Either one, I guess. #Substances
HEY GIRL. I LEAN ON MY CANE AND PROCEED TO FALL OVER AND FACEPLANT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT.
aw, see ya!
yeah i'm really glad i was busy doing what i was when that got posted because i could not do it after reading all that. #nsfw
ocray she has to be doin this shit on porpoise now i think we feedin into her twisted mind like lil puppets on strings
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// I keep laughing about this interaction from earlier with @chrysophilistCataclysm https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d60dd6bae531.png
Ah. The feeling is mutual. I love women, you are in my top few.
right back atchu gill #meenahmoment 38)
#favoritewomen https://i.ibb.co/LDhxpMSq/cher-poster.png
Some of you have never gored any8ody with your horns and it shows. #gore #violence
>> @trendyGnoડta1g¡c httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/tro11fam%C2%A11yguy.png
#meenahsphere
>> th¡ડ one waડ requeડted by @chryડoph¡1¡ડtCatac1yડm !! ! anyone can have theડe ¡f they want them :))) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/tro11-1eonardo-d%C2%A1capr%C2%A1o.png
#meenahsphere is a new hashtag for meenahs exclusively to encapsulate all thangs #meenahmoment btw
need a new profile pic this one aint representin me no moor on account a bein alive
((LMFAO UR SO REAL FOR THAT DW
(( yeah 100% !! And either way is okay to me ))
(( everyone pls suggest memes and images I should make into troll Chittr reacts like this one pls pls pls )) https://file.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/goodforher.png
Glub. #glubposting
((my birthday present this year is getting all of my friends to make chittr accounts LMFAO))
im actually really funny once you get past howw socially inept i am
this has been unendingly entertaining. 0u0
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
for frondship friday imma shellebrate all my adorin and loyal fronds who stuck with me thru thick and thin such as
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles and the Raelettes D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSiHqxgE2d0
i need 2 st0p p0sting vwhen im hungry cause vw0rd aß0ciati0n 4 me immediately is like "i'vwe made many mistakes in my li- mmmm steaks" cause man i vwant steak n0vw.
I fear I’d give a wrong portrayal of the experience. That said, now I’m kind of interested in discussing my troll persona with you.
Taking suggestions for my new identity when I eventually run away.
imma let u in on a seacret i aint got no lawyer thats just what im sayin to avoid the trends
THIS IS THE MOST PLEASANT THE DASHBOARD HAS BEEN. THE POWER OF WOMEN OR SOMETHING.
yuri 0u0
Corporate wishes everyone a very Yuriful evening.∞
lawyer as per usual advised naut to crawmment on the trend but thats cause she dont want no one knowin we kissin behind the scenes #scandal
Yuri talk and loving women, I’ve been saying this forever and I’m not intending to stop anytime soon. Congratulations lesbians, I think you might be winning.
[|||] wooomen are sooo cool,,, gooonna smooch a big clooown lady myseeelf~ ;]
ψe kissing gills? MψAH.
I to+o+ lo+ve wo+men I feel like this is the right time to+ say that
#yuri
Lo+ving the yearning and general wanting to+ kiss wo+men happening o+n my dash. As always, I suppo+rt and enco+urage it and ho+pe everyo+ne gets their chance to+ do+ just that.
We need to kiss more gills.
I KISS--ED A GILL AND I LIK--ED IT!
Now I'm R--E--ELY excited! 38D
T-Thanks, man... https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/can%20i%20help%20you.png
No. My favorites are just about to knock someone's teeth in.
happy to be on board and by board i mean cabinet
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
Looks like it's next Tuesday! So now we need to decide w)(ere we're going! )(ere's t)(e link: )(ttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVkAYWnv #gillsnig)(tout
these guys suck at keepin a fight organized eelmao i bailed
A respectable choice. You’d wvin evwery bout anywvay.
shell fuckin yes we can u just lmk next time you gonna do it and ill b there
shit if i didnt understand allat i wouldnt have a right to be callin myshellf meenah live yo best life gill
-E-ELMAO yeah
u shoald swing by
purplebloods hostin a #fightnight baitween some bozos who wanna throe down
attendin #fightnight
pike i said my new laywer told me naut to be doing a ranking now that im in tha cabinet (who the lawyer is dont matter they real is the point)
still that bird 38/ someone else be numba one hated for once how aint cronus secured the spot yet
weird day. ah well, fried rice time.
[|87 :: https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/Ttsj2b_s6hMAAAAC/kronk-emperors.g;f
i can fix that!
#preach
cant get me with no loopholes my zips are lipped
lawyer advised me naut to crawmment
next you gon be surprised they be cullin lowbloods too
ppl doin caste tierlists shoaldnt be surprising noboaty u guys live on the dam planets you kno how it works OBVIFIS)(LY ppl got preferences
alreedy did a coddamn caste tierlist like day one a dis site but if ya missed it 3B-) #repost )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/a58c1170daf3.png
HERE. COSTAR VERSION. EAT UP THE SLOP AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. OR LIKE ME. I DON’T CARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C649B803CB0D.JPEG
((Oh I just meant I binge snacks and shit all the time lol just a joke
alright thats a nice big ol bolder smashed to pieces i am feeling slightly better. now what to do about the crater.
In case you )(aven't )(eard it yet, everyt)(ing will be ocray! 38D
nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds
first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit
anautter #meenahmoment done and dusted
30 minutes til we all die foreva everyone confess they deepest darkest secrets now and do it publicly so we all get to sea it too
u know what? respect good 4 u
I think that I have spent so long having complications with women in romance sometimes I forget how good of friends they can be. I'm happy.
Take me away, quick. Before anyone else gets any ideas.
I will treasure it, eternally. I believe you.
true !!! :D but still. i think being thankful is important!
Aw. I truly am thankful to have made friends with you.
Hahah. If you're a peervert then you're my favourite one.
yea its just.. weird ?? lol. i didnt realize it was uncommon !!!
Oh. Another card game. We should play it together.
anybody wanna drop a "wait" right before the site goes down so it hits like a character death?
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I see you've fallen victim to the siren song of the couch... its supple cushions call to you like the soft curves of a lover, its embrace even more comforting.
Them's fighting words. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1494146634131439657/Screenshot_20260401-193124.YouTube.jpg?ex=69e18bfd&is=69e03a7d&hm=1177cbf2bbb8d5c37fbdc356f68471b4393c3bab274f736488d7054e815472fc&=&format=webp&width=919&height=795
((Actually hey I have money. Does anyone want to be commissioned to draw my fantrolls? Hit me up and we'll work something out
wwell im half the man i used to be
ohhh thank fuckin COD this crockerbeach sucks too i was WORRI-ED there for a second P)(-EW
((Psst I said this for the morning crew a few days ago but if anyone is taking commissions right now and would be willing to draw Equius, hit me up in the dms with your commission sheet/info))
puttin down tha bottle cause mr prez said wait til thursday #substance #stillnautshorewhathesthepresidentof
I keep pressing t)(e pitc)( reaction on t)(ings by accident. I'm saury! I don't mean to. 38P
ocray baitween nice au crockerbeach and this now im gettin confused an complicated in the pan
feferi got me too #peixesmoment
gill i got you, im not you but i got you. #beautifulpeoplesticktogether
You know it, gill!
)(eiress solidarity!
if no one else got me ik otter me got me
Okay, I’m not *that* bad in a kitchen.
squintin these eyes of mine rn aboat this crocker
I’d feel bad making you cook for me. Perhaps I can peel something? Ha.
https://i.postimg.cc/v8nkdfM)(/image-2026-04-15-201244307.png when you hatin on my chits this who you hatin on
Yeah? I should warn you, I’m not a particularly good cook.
I’m so hungry, but the restaurant I want to eat at doesn’t open for another half hour and I refuse to change my mind. Such is the way.
if this tea partys too exclusive for M-E to get an e-vite then you low tiers aint gettin one TRUST me
i otter blow us all up again
they catfishfighting in the comments down there and im watchin it w grubcorn
Update: I ended up picking the short rib. It was delightful. Paired with a nice red wine.
im srry 4 this hot take trollbama isnt a dilf
It tooke me some time, but I managed to finish out my next piece. Let me know what you thinke of it and consider purchasing from my shop at uww.remelefinearte.co! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a508f26ba9cde.jpeg
I can't really have a #meenahmoment but I wanted to type it and also say it because it is fun. Reply with your number one Meenah moment below. Edit to capitalize Meenah.
ppl be stupid as fuck im saury gill
My milkshake brings all the [ungendered term] to the yard. https://i.imgur.com/VcEaxdf.png
Salted caramel everything. That's it. That's the chitt.
g1 frankie stein is kinda fake #noshade
a girls girl liiike! but also maybe bc shes shy asf and not as messy as the rest as the girls
in g1 monster high lore rochelle goyle had a crush on duece bc she is the only one to actually see his eyes (since shes literally stone LOL) but she kept it to herself bc he was already with cleo
also 4 the monster high fans the creator welcomed the headcanon of clawdeen being lesbian he did orginally wanted her to be depicted to be not as "boy crazy" as frankie or draculaura but he embraced the lesbian headcanon which is v nice
you ALWAV-ES say the reelest shit
feel pike ppl who glub on aboat their complicated quadrant spdaces gotta be lyin 9/10 times coz i had my fair share of quadrants in my day and aint no way id sea the slime basstard i filled pitch with as anyfin but a slime basstard ykwim
bratz fact 4 is that the bratz live action movie wasnt even written to be a bratz moive
yknow what girl thank u maybe we can still ki after all
bratz fact 5 is that there is a canon lesbian and bisexual couple which is roxxi and nevra https://i.postimg.cc/Cxq9m6Yc/Bratz-Dolls02A.webp
dont get started on the 4 main bratz characters and how messy they are for dating each others boyfriends LMAO
turns out the beach from last night didnt get smoked out by tha handmaid so we good
https://i.postimg.cc/66vgfm0B/IMG-0303.jpg here r my tokyo a go go bratz (i need sashas original outfit SOOOO badly)
idk anyfin aboat pokemon imma do that anemoneway and you all gonna tell me if i pick a shitwater team
https://i.postimg.cc/8521nf9B/Screenshot-20260415-141611-Chrome.jpg is this good i piked tha ones that looked cute oar badbass
fun fact numba 3 is that there was a offical promotion for the shrek movie with a bratz doll release https://i.postimg.cc/MKZ4Jpwv/71-be-JO0wo-L-AC-UF894-1000-QL80.jpg
I can't recommend much that google wouldn't anyways, I fear you may just have to suffer for today.
glub #glubposting
I'm feeling more in control of my life these days. It's a good feeling.
I got up early, took a shower, did my laundry, ate breakfast... Why, I could nearly pass as functional.
Glub. #glubposting
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well her bad i didnt do nofin #takenoblame #feelnoguilt
I admit, sometimes I forget anybody can see my posts. I should pull my act together.
oh she acshoally chill aboat her plans aight
Well, I think that's quite enough Chittr for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32f04375883.png
[[OOC: This week is so busy for me so I apologize beforehand if I haven’t replied to stuff or take a long time,,, posting is quick and simple but roleplay replies take a lot more effort :[ so if it looks like I’m active but am not replying I swear it’s not me tryna be a dick it’s the difference between wanting to write something good and posting ‘my shoulders hurt’ lmao]]
still thinkin aboat that dam movie... you woulda told me human jim carrey could hit that emoceanal beat like dat one tick earlier and i woulda forked u in the face
I do+ miss my circular saw so+metimes. https://64.media.tumblr.co+m/0+1c9d22a4dee11b86840+71fd7a624e7e/tumblr_nf1eo+1C8rT1rt1uvo+o+1_50+0+.jpg ((cred: redandblacktac))
kinda movie that makes u wanna apologize for what u did wrong to ppl but pike it wasnt T)(AT good
Glub!!! #glubposting
Roller disco. 38) #38D!!!
Being as never truly satisfied as I am, it's a comedic sort of irony that despite how often I complain about being bored, when I have things to do I just miss lounging around reading and watching movies.
#dalee
its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration
sun is up over the horizon W)(IC)( M-EANS i aint got no strings to hold me down no moor
sound the alarms we got a category 10 #meenahmoment incomin (wat up im awake)
dunno if this aboat this me speshipically but do whateva the fuck u want wheneva the fuck u want!! id probubbly go with somefin prettier to look at but if u just in this for the results i say yea #substance
this beach just sent her buoytoy brigade after me
lets hear it for violent women! lets hear it for women's wrongs!
you never get used 2 it 38/
success aint just about reachin the top its about enjoyin the thrill of pushin others ovver the edge on your wway up #business #motivvation #empiremindset
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO, I TOOK SOME POLLS TO SEE WHICH PAIRINGS WERE MOST BELOVED BY CHITTR, AND THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED. IN AN EFFORT TO #SUPPORTARTISTS AND FEED THE HUNGRY FUJOSHI AND FUDANSHI ON CHITTR, I HAVE COMMISSIONED ART OF THE WINNING PAIRINGS. HERE IS THE FIRST OF THESE COMMISSIONS. THANK YOU TO @oleanderSupernova FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL #YAOI. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/Troll-sasunaru2.png
glub #glubposting
Glub. #glubposting
https://i.postimg.cc/T1x3764R/Untitled242-20260413200721.png suns risin soon
tell me about your favourite #meenahmoment.
you so right #meenahmoment imma do just that
you rite i know u are. takin D-E-EP breaths
that was shellf affirmations not an order to u lot i was talkin to myshellf
dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post dont hate the post
im strong i can do it
// Some Kurloz art I've done for fun in order: horror terror Kurloz, Jadeblood Kurloz (i should rp again one day), Kurloz but I hit him over the head with a wrench and he lost his memory. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d402aa85f04d06d7db3932d18d17902c/e4b1e516e1c84490-d9/s1280x1920/30e93ae67fe98e965699df78b5754e5ef5fbff41.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/254a90c5d75408a7bd8134cb1021d92a/e4b1e516e1c84490-7c/s1280x1920/d3ad1fc630624782b3dd31f9f5d361b11236854f.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb31513fea6d5dd3f54dfdd1a8435e45/e4b1e516e1c84490-1f/s400x600/b24cc6bbec8485758760b533a357f84378e7268c.png
was that goku
✪✪✪✪ - A friend of Krilin is a friend of mine!
look at her go... she krillin em im so proud #meenahmoment
i was hopin youd say dat 38) be xxx mean for me tonite gill u tha best #meenahmoment
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
Well now, if I am to trust anyone’s opinion on the matter of hair then I suppose it should be yours. Thank you :)
[Image attached! A mirror pic of Rose. She has a dark lip and sharp winged eyeliner, dressed in a purple top with long tapered out sleeves. It has a sweetheart neckline as well. Her skirt is a simple black one, and she has white kneehighs with Mary Janes.] The only question now is if I should curl my hair or not?
T)(e fis)( need t)(e sea and we need t)(e fis)(.
T)(is is your fondly reminder to pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(es. 39D
FEELING CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER. [ it's a photo of a red crab on the beach, clearly taken from google ]
((i just want to oocly mention this, mainly for clarification and maybe to pin it for future ref!! i LOVE mitula it's actually one of my favorite homestuck ships of all time and id claim every single mituna on this site as mine if i could!!! but i want to clarify that my latula is sexually open, but fully and 100% committed romantically to mituna, which is apart of a dynamic she has with one mituna on here! although she will dote on any vers of him atp. shes already committed to a specific one!! (@technicalArcadist) :) shes mostly shitposting as herself because she thinks its funny and she loves to see people react, negatively or positively, but she will protect mituna with her fucking life. her matesprit comes before anyone else especially if hes hurt or sad or whatever! i just want to make this clear!!))
Being sober out of spite. I can make bad decisions sober just as easily anyways.
You know what. I will eat a meal before making any texts. Like a smart person. Even though I have ran out of hot dog buns, so my meal with look extra pathetic. Is this what they call a girl dinner?
happy bday to egbert an only egbert no one eelse its only one persons bday
imma hater to my core
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
Gill t)(--e only c--el--ebrity I'd go gaga ov--er is Lady Gaga b--ecaus--e s)(--e will for--ev--er b--e a Qu--e--er Icon. )(ow dar--e you assum--e I'd do anyfin --els--e. 38(
all i have is a restaurant quality sea food buffé at home by a personal chef so idk if i can help here :/
velma in a gir hoodie. "my glasses, i can't be scene without my glasses!"
B33 < sometimes you really speak my furicking language meenah
could neva hate my alts we the only fish in tha pond who know what its like to be me (awesome funny rich sexy need i say moor)
you got tea egbert you betta spill it im thirsty ova here
wow okay yeah i'm starting to see why some people have beefs with their alts.
//hi everyone! I just wanted to say that I'm the cosplayer that was proposed to during NYCstuck and I can't thank everyone enough for the kind words and excitement! I couldn't be happier right now! <3 I hope y'all enjoy Sleepi and Mallek (Sleepmode) as much as me and my partner do hehe #sleepmode #NYCstuck #proposal
I don’t normally post out of character but for the people who were at nycstuck yesterday, I was the Mallek cosplayer who proposed to my yumeshiper fiancé. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all of the well wishes and congratulations, as well as the post blowing up on human twitter. Your support is greatly appreciated! #nycstuck
i got into a fight once and when my glasses got knocked off i had to break out the velma dinkley neutral of just crawling around on the ground looking for them. they missed a target that easy like twice somehow.
vaguepost this vaguepost dat how boat we start sayin what we say with our whole bass C)(-EST say that shit so loud an disruptive people gotta block you boat it. life too short to be postin vague
ENGAGE WITH THIS POST.
B33 < my posts could be about anyaone B33 < #vagueposting
if you wanted some you coulda just asked! golly.
really funny how many me's i bump into with a thing with someone i have only ever seen in a platonic buddy light. it's like huh. circumstances really do change a lot of things! it's nice seeing so may me's happy. and being happy myself for that matter!
alchemizing candy that looks like jewels and gold to enrich the life of a certain dragon.
B33 < i hear theres gills out there who like shiny swag
follow back with yo whole B-EING. no falterin no wimpin out you hit that follow back button like it owes you $$$$$$
Guess you could call that a.. "Skrill Issue"?
I'm starting to think most other people we talk to lack a lot of good judgement anyways.
it's funny! per chaps this is jolly good. jake would think it's funny.
perch-aps is a really good pun but it also makes me think of a service where you get a different opinion on a decision provided by several stuffy dudes in monocles and tophats.
oh?
My hands are going to be sore tonight, huh?
I can only assume the same of you, within your friends.
Fushia women continue to be nothing but good for me. (Barring the obvious.)
Another successful night of not making The Bad Decision.
Very. I need more things to do. I'm bored of my hobbies and there's only so many movies a girl can watch. It'll stop me from making The Bad Decisions.
Please share, actually. I'd enjoy that a lot.
I'm willing to help out if you need it.
It's magical. I've rewatched this one a few times.
Oh, I got girl scout cookies today. I didn't realize girl scouts existed now. I guess they began again.
Ordered some new clothes. It might be nice to have new things to wear out.
I'm watching many different videos. Most recently this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7z_LZUsCOw
Watching videos of squids. These things are so facinating.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/F_791YibdOEAAAAC/hhgf.gif
// You'll never catch me ooc here again but hii todays my birthday 🥳 I just wanted to say I've been having a ton of fun here and ya'll are chill as hell. Thank you for putting up with my cringe ass guy. 💕 //
yeah i'm feeling good. not like, weird good either. which is a nice change!
Sometimes, I vwish there was a question mark react. Vwhat the fuck is vwrong vwith some of you people.
what to do what to do what to do? still so energetic! long day be damned.
I’m stealing this from the other Vriska ::::) Smash or Pass!!!!!!!!
what a long day. catching up with my jade was really nice... as was taking casey to the park! so many bugs. i would question if she's getting too many but she's yet to have a tummy ache.
I wanna plaaaaaaaaay Smash or Pass. ::::) #nsfw
mister first guardian of chitter been awfullll quiet. it's nice. not having to hear from him.
aw, no need to go that far! you've already been a great hang. just a shame you won't get to see my place for a bit.
yeah yeah!!! i just don't want people thinking i'm fussy!
Good nig)(t, C)(ittr!
new icon thanks to a certain someone's selfie! @chrysophilistCataclysm decided to post the one where I was pouting, but hey. It's still a nice picture. she's got a knack for it i guess!
Glub. #glubposting
glub #glubposting
:33< furk it who wants a picnic attack
yes i'm going to sleep no i do not sleep in a dog bed. stop asking
i dont got no issue wit it but aight #peixesboycott20x6
No more Panda --Express. #peixesboycott20x6
she #kickinhisbass
S)(e called me BUBBL--ES! 38D #glubposting
---------------------------------E!! 38D
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hm
I'll s)(are ALL of t)(e tea w)(en you get back, gillfrond. 38)
Have a nice time!
maybe! i def feel sharper.
hey, i knew i was up against a real contender. gotta bring the a game!
((god this looks so cuteee <3<3<3
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
hehehe it was a great fight! you said weapons are fair. and you shot lasers!!! it was so cool!!!!!
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
we sell most everything!! pasta, meat, chicken, vegan, sea food and even smoothies! our gimmick is that all the food is made to look like dog food :D
P--EIX--ES BUOYCOTT 20x2!!! #peixesboycott20x6
you should try ordering from my restaurant! dog express!!
Disclaimer: I do not reclaim the title of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. I am not accepting inquiries at this time a8out it.
Y' \/\/\/\/INDBAGGIN, NUMBER CH0KIN, LANDLUBBIN' MORAL COMPASS-- I CAN TELL FROM YER POSTS THAT SAID COMPASS JUST SPINS \/\/\/\/HERE'ER TH'CURRENT TELLS IT. I'\/\/e heard this tune b'f0re. Talk o' agency, dignity, dressed up like a semon. But y'\/\/e ne\/\/er been knee-deep in brine \/\/\/\/it' a lusus that's gone half-mad \/\/\/\/it' grief? Let alone as many times as th' Z00l0ger! Ne\/\/er heard th's0und they make \/\/\/\/hen their charge dunnae come back. It ain't phil0s0phy, it ain't yer tags. It's a painful ho\/\/\/\/l that dunnae fit in yer tidy little arguments. Askin' ain't so much in \/\/\/\/0rds as it is in acti0ns gi'en \/\/\/\/e dunnae ha' th'same c0mmunicati\/\/e style. Yer bein' HEMIST b' RESTRICTIN' the role 0' a caretaker 0nly t'th' PSI0NIC CASTS that can pr0ject th'thoughts int'0ne's mind. Th'argument y'd make there just t'satisfy yer \/\/\/\/hinin' bitcht0nes \/\/\/\/0uld b'say somethin' like "OH, \/\/\/\/HY D0N'T THEY ASK THE LUSUS BEF0RE TH0UGHT PR0JECTING \/\/\/\/ITH THEIR PSIONICS?!" I hate yer type. Y'\/\/e g0t n0 practicality t'yerself. Th'question is again, asked in acti0ns, and ans\/\/\/\/ered in to0th, cla\/\/\/\/, or silence. Th' sl0\/\/\/\/ lean 0' a great beast against y' ra'er than tearin' y' limb from limb. Naut all ans\/\/\/\/ers c0me in \/\/\/\/ords. It c0mes in trust, comes in \/\/\/\/he'er th' creatures lets ye li\/\/e t'try again. No\/\/\/\/ hear me plain, ‘cause I ain’t the man I \/\/\/\/ere \/\/\/\/hen I \/\/\/\/ore chains 0’ conquest and called it duty. I’\/\/e culled. I’\/\/e hunted. I’\/\/e d0ne the \/\/ery thing ye’re \/\/\/\/aggin’ yer finger about. That stain don’t \/\/\/\/ash 0ut, n0t e\/\/er. But it teaches ye somethin’ n0 lecture hall e\/\/er could. A lusus \/\/\/\/hat’s l0st its tr0ll ain’t just “independent.” S0metimes it star\/\/es. Sometimes it turns feral. S0metimes it takes a ne\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/ard, aye—and sometimes it tears thr0ugh a lo\/\/\/\/blood quarter l0okin’ for s0methin’ that smells like \/\/\/\/hat it l0st. Ye call that agency. I call that a po\/\/\/\/der keg \/\/\/\/aitin’ for a spark. S0 \/\/\/\/hat’s the choice, preacher? Lea\/\/e it be, so ye can sleep \/\/\/\/ell kno\/\/\/\/in’ ye respected its “aut0n0my,” \/\/\/\/hile it \/\/\/\/astes a\/\/\/\/ay 0r slaughters the unlucky? Or step in, risk yer hide, and try to guide it s0me\/\/\/\/here it \/\/\/\/on’t destroy itself? 0r o'ers? Yer fuckin' coddlin' attitude is EXACTLY th'type 0'shite I hated t'hear sp0uted at m'0'er an'o'er as I t0ok home 0n Earth. Th' Zo0loger dunnae CHAIN the lusii. Dunnae BREAK'EM. Dunnae e'en O\/\/\/\/N'em. 0nly \/\/\/\/atches in respect. If y'\/\/\/\/anna tear int' a tr0ll fer h0\/\/\/\/ he treats lusii, TARGET ME. Dunnae \/\/\/\/aste yer ide0l0gical filth 0n th'greatest \/\/iolet 0' Bef0rus. @affableCantor Dunnae \/\/\/\/orry, Admiral. Yer naut h0\/\/\/\/ this \/\/\/\/help describes y'.
when you
Yes yes, very good, you'll all 8e there and the Rankmaid has had a pusherfelt journey a8out the support of her peers, now we can resume regular posting.
Missed Rankmaid’s sleepover. I’m devastated. Biden cancel all my meetings.
((A friend pulled this quote up actually lol. Porrim gets shit on as the "rabid feminist" parody but she's literally not, she's on point with all her critiques but the fandom ignores what she has to say. I wish there was a word that might describe why she gets ignored but Kankri and Cronus are listened to and given a pass. Oh well!))
tonight and maybe tomorrow night i might do a hangout again! it's almost my birthday and i'm feeling nostalgic.
okay, casey is getting a park day!
i support #womenswrongs
MEAN GIRLS. #YEARNING
you should come next time!!!
Also he got set on fire at least one time for real. The other times I am uncertain.
I make s)(ore I bask in t)(e s)(allow surf to let t)(e sand exfoliate my skin. I )(AV--E to use a dingle)(opper to ply any knots my )(air's gotten. And most of all, I )(AV--E to descend to t)(e depts to enjoy a seep sea CRUS)(ING PR--ESSUR--E soak after.
)(ow do you cut a wave in )(alf? Use a sea saw. 38P #dadjokes
my ancestor raised my bass an i )(AT-E )(-ER she a soft shell beach wit soft fronds
okay yeah that helped.
yeah yeah, get back in your crater. rest up for next time!
i won a fight! :D
ayyy.
gotta say? i forgot fighting could be fun. i also did not realize just how much my god tier is a equalizer against some people. like. i woulda been TOAST without it.
too many exceptions you all BANN-ED from glubbin
glub #glubposting
Glub!!! #glubposting
glub glub glub.
hmmm some of you aint got the gills to be glubbin
I still find myself reflecting on the photographs of the Artemis II that one of my alternates posted and getting a little 8it sentimental. It's wonderful watching earthlings slowly and gradually work their way through space. The last fly-8y around their lunar satellite was fifty years ago, and I find it really endearing how excited they were. It leads one to remem8er that at some point, even trollkind were taking their first few hesitant steps 8eyond our cosmos, and it's easy to take that 8eginning for granted when we were a starfaring civilization for hundreds of sweeps longer than humans. There was a time where, however 8rief, we looked up at the moon(or moons, depending on who you asked) and wished to see what we looked like from its perspective.
you evwer finish typing something actually read it and then havwe the epiphany that "oh maybe that's wvhy people hate me" had that moment just nowv. anywvay!
iim posstiing thiiss aand then ii aam pretendiing ii diidn't posst thiiss. ((ooc: ii sstaarted thiiss aa week aago lol but ii thiink iit lookss good)) httpss://64.mediiaa.tumblr.com/c0907174b966aa14b04edb12c53791fbd/173111f98b9c0aa87-f2/ss1280x1920/225e3aafaae111271aac4aa2beefeb62026daa4c6aabaae.png
From now on, no more reviving the worst individuals in paradox space.
aight i got R-E-EL BUSIN-ESS to attend to tonight i betta not come back online later to no nonsense
maybe like. i don't know, look it up?? get some tutor??
I KNOW IT’S #FREAKYFRIDAY (VERY IMPORTANT DAY FOR US FREAKS) BUT THAT FISH CROSSED SOME SORTA LINE.
Beam that makes you unread a post
Yes, but some people (that eridan) take it too far. https://i.imgur.com/PDFjXym.png
I don't normally hate chitts, but that. That was way too much. Even for /me/. #vagueposting
I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO LOOK AT THE USERNAME.
y3444hhhh tru3. your3 ch1ll 4s h3ll. >8]
...cmon p4ystubz, 1m tot4lly th3 r4dd3st p3rson you know??
n4m3 som3on3 r4dd3r th4n m3. 1ll w41t. >8]
1ll 1nv1t3 you ov3r w1th th3 1nt3nt of g3tt1ng fr34ky but th3n wh3n you com3 1n 1v3 4lr34dy got two controll3rs up 4nd b34n s34ts down 4nd 4 st4ck of troll M4r1o k4rt g4m3z l1n3d up th4t your3 now forc3d to pl4y w1th m3. >8]
wait we're talking full body swap freaky friday? hang on i did not sign up to be someone else.
Honestly, the site's collective ina8ility to settle on whatever type of Friday it is meant to 8e is actually pretty funny.
so you can sEE how hot you arE from thE outsidE! and so you can makE out with yoursElf sloppy stylE.
TH4TS wh4t s4y1ng l1k3??? why would 1 w4nn4 b3 4nyon3 BUT m3?? >8]
Have this picture of me as an apology for my absence. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/07/04/8d/07048ddca42de67548b2f3100afb25be.jpg
Freaky Friday? No. Fat 8east Friday. #fat8eastfriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363209096134000652/1492173194419765301/20260409_004313.jpg?ex=69da5e14&is=69d90c94&hm=b60babd3cf695adcf233a2ebd5e88b59fea03eeb1a1ec522b19601dac2bc0acc&
i promise you are the only fight i am looking forwards to at this time.
fr34k1nggggg n3rrrddddddd. >8] #v4gu3post1ng
not really how egberts work. kinda saving my fighting energy for some sparring later.
damn missed out on crime being legal but thats fine. everyone knows if what you did was funny enough you can get away with it anyway
no no im still up for it!
evil morning everyone it's me evil jinx on my evil arc 😈
lol wh4t th3 h3ll 1s #fr34kyfr1d4y 4m 1 gonn4 sw4p bod13z w1th som3on3???? >8]
B33 < whatever man fuck mew *slides my opacity setting to 0*
:33< rumblespheres and butts and bulge and nook and... :33< #nsfw
I know you like ME. I hardly require that particular point of validation, at least for the time 8eing. I'm just so distressed that you would say that you don't like spiders! Spiders are marvelous mem8ers of arthropoda that provide a great deal of 8enefit for the environment, and they're even quite cute in some species. It's like I don't even know you anymoray.
tomorrow. and i dunno. i could go wherebber, kinda literally. probably somewhere less than occupied.
you know what? sure. would help me work some of this energy out!
alright i hsve got to do something about these manic swings. maybe i do need to fight something.
:33< thinking about how meowch i love women <3
can do!
oh i got threatened so i zapped someone onto a roof. i mean i coulda swung but.
you know, sometimes i think people forget i'm not a pushover. enjoy your roof time out nerd.
i said. put. the bunny. back. in the box. #conair #quote
Do People Like Chubby Vampires Or What ( Asking For A Friend )
same shit as always in this beautiful paradox space
trollbama said crimes legal who lookin to let me stab em a little #violence i need my fix
#true #takeshertoknowher
like pity hate mediate ignore rechit reply or block if im ya favorite
i dunno if i'm anyone's favorite but i have a bunch of favorites!!!
i went to hot girl city and everyone knew you
shore
how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
Glub.
holy mackarel look a that tag go
#boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I would be an absolutely terrible housewife. I hate cleaning. I hate cooking. Right now I'm laying here hungry knowing if I want food I have to cook, and if I want to cook I have to wash my dishes, and then I'd have to spend the time actually making the meal and then I'd have more dishes to clean. Dear god. When does it end.
Aw, Meenah...you do have a talent for 8uttering me up, that's for shore. It's appreciated.
I was a l8te 8loomer and was 8ehind on my next molt 8efore I died. I would've matured normally. I would have 8een tall. I would have 8een *tall.*
As lukewarm on the su8ject as I feel, it *is* nice to see a dash trend that isn't people tearing each other apart over frivolities or, ehm... Things of a more lurid nature.
but im so tall haha.
im not sharing my height because you vwould all just treat me like a piece of meat.
1m prob4bly t4ll3r th4n th3 lot of you tbh. >8]
why are we measuring height now? did i miss something?
Use centimeters yoou nerds i'm tired oof oopening the coonverter each time I'm just goonna assume all oof yoou are shoorter than me
You have no proof of that. I will not 8e measured. I will not let this godsforsaken site measure me!!
You're all O8SESSED. O8sessed with *MEASUREMENTS!!!!!!!!* I'm sick of it!!
it's embarrassing i still operate on kid logic. "oh man, i gotta get this all done now so i can go out and enjoy the nice weather" literally insane behavior. like. the deadline is artifical here just go outside for a bit.
its alvways "screwv you cronus" "stop posting cronus" "youre a loser cronus" but nevwer "howv is cronus?" do you guys evwen care about me? my life is so VWERY hard. being a stand up guy and talented superstar musician aint for evweryone. #deepthoughts.
They Shouldn’t Exist It Is Unhealthy And Unnatural
Eridans sh0uldnt have rizz its unhealthy and unnatural
i've literally been the best dog in the whole wide world today
i get tons of vwomen. notice howv i dont say "bitches". thats because im #respectful. #vwomensrights.
H4H4H4H4, th4ts so funny but 1 4m stuff3d 1n th3 hung3r w4y. >8]
I have reached two hundred followers. I promise to write a horror story featuring each and every one of you this weekend. #horror
#beetleposting #beetleweek )(ttps://a-z-animals.com/media/2022/01/Japanese-beetle3.jpg
Sure. I agree.
II miss my modeling gig! Throwback two an advertisement II did for two of my "business" partners ;) <3 https://i.ibb.co/XxGTLkYX/5f-B9MUt.png
Women. #nsfw
B--E--ETL--EJUIC--E B--E--ETL--EJUIC--E B--E--ETL--EJUIC--E!!! 38D
#beetleposting #beetleweek https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/beetlejuice_new.jpg
I KNOW so.
i needed this vwin. #vwague. #thisismyredemptionark.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
i log into this vwebsite and read peoples chitts before i evwen givwe the day a chance and thats on me.
i forgot it vwas #sluttysaturday or vwhatewver it is vwere calling it nowv. anyvways, step on me. hurt me. hold me softly aftervwards vwhile you tell me howv good i am. etc, etc. #nsfwv
evweryone is so mean to me.
vwhatevwer. im already SO ovwer it anyvways. #vwague.
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)
no. vwere not going to kiss. vwere tvwo beautiful man vwho are in touch vwith our emotions and understand each other on a deeper levwel. you guys vwouldnt evwen get it. #notgay.
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
you dont understand. theyre asking me to makeout vwith another vwersion of myself. i cant do this again.
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
can someone please tell me if this is good or bad? https://i.imgur.com/AXtbMQM.png
)(--EARD.
I can be trusted with glub.
I had a feeling you were cool, but this proves it. Glub glub indeed, gill.
Glub!!! Glubglub, glub glub glub.
i cannØt tell if the brain damage is frØm the paint can still Ør if he simply is like that.
oh grl fr??? >8O th4nks p4ych3ckz!!!
Meena)( is just t)(at cool. 380
You know w)(at, gill, you're rig)(t. We're too muc)( t)(e LIF--E of t)(e party. 3B)
Yeah, you know what? I volunteer as test subject, please and thank you.
https://i.imgur.com/xBUXaNU.jpeg 0u0
i got haters i cant efin sea thats how you know you a #bigshot
THAT SOUNDS FUN. HOPE YOU FIND A STYLE YOU LIKE.
https://i.postimg.cc/kMLh9VMG/image-2026-04-08-222324690.png aint got nofin to add just want everyone seain this and knowin it was said
all you reely gotta know is we alphas an thats all that matters cause thats the biggest fish one #nsfw
shit this #nsfw or what?
either vway you vwill look good, babes. zz;)
D --> Do not listen to the evil voice telling you to cut them, keep them
I'll find proof, reel proof. One of these days you will 8e proven wrong so expertly you will 8e left utterly speechless. And you will say, "Aranea, I was such a fool to dou8t you and your knowledge that you so kindly tried to share with me. From now on I will not call cryptozoology a load of 8ullcarp." And I will accept your apology graciously.
no!!! get them a deodorant stick or something!!!
you don't know how bad it is for me with my dog sense :(
it's a growing issue as more and more people are refusing to just take a shower
lotta u wear reely ugly fits 3B-/
me when good pussy #nsfw #imsorry
((i get people dont like how other characters are played but it seems so weird to just hate a certain character rpers and post about it as if they cant see youre talking bad about them like...ignore/block??))
these mofos just canNOT get enuff a themshellves huh #sad
Im g0nna start a fight club that y0ure all0wed t0 talk ab0ut
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON.
Sigh...~ Women...~
i like kissing girls / women are great
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
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