Skylla Koriga
@countryyLadyy
Just a simple countryy ladyy who makes the best grubcakes on Alternia. Don't like it? Then move on with yyour damn self! The Palmhusk ain't yyour whole life!
It ain't that hard yy'all. It just goes a little something like this. who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihaven'tn't'd'I've? Anyyone who can figure out what I said gets free grub cakes- on me!
[|||] that's a reeeeeeally looong contractiooon,,, iii will tryyy to sooolve it,,, ,,, who did haaave not if iii diiid not haaave nooot if iii had haaave not iiif iii haaave nooot nooot diiid haaaaaave??? iii may be wroooooong,,,
Who would h4ve not if I did not h4ve not if I did h4ve not if I h4ve not not h4d I h4ve?
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Well howdyy to all myy fellow fellers! What sort of trouble have yy'all been getting up to without me? Better not be making a damn mess of things on here. Just thought I'd upload a little picture of me and Ladyy to introduce myyself. Anyyone miss breakfast? I made grubcakes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64cfcb3dc393.webp
weLL i'LL be damned, so you do get service out there Looking great though LoL
I finallyy do! I had to upgrade myy wi-fi package and the damned customer service line tried to convince me to fork over all myy credit card info to buyy their ultra premium surveillance package. So I went down to their little hivestem facilityy and knocked some sense into 'em!
girL you take nobodys shit, i Like that and yeah service providers are aLways trying to jack up their prices Like we dont know that haLf the bandwidth is being used for spyware Like at Least be more subtLe about it Lmaooooo cooL that you're around. maybe youLL see something you Like
Theyy ain't gonna pull the wool over myy eyyes! I don't know about bandwidth but I do know all about what I do and don't wanna payy. Sure! Sounds like yyou got something in mind. I reckon if I keep myy eyyes peeled I'll find the nice and funnyy people on this platform, without too much 'f the hogwash and bullies. Good seeing yyou around! Did yyou eat anyything todayy?
i had a soda when i woke up this evening so im basicaLLy aLL set untiL dinner
Girl, that ain't breakfast! That's a liquid! If I ate just a soda for breakfast I wouldn't get anyy chores done at all.
Well.... sheesh. I guess that's to be kinda expected! Blue and all. What do yyou do all dayy? Surelyy yyou gotta do something, and something requires energyy. YYou gotta eat.
No, no, nothing like that. Do what yyou like, I'm not yyour lusus. I'm just speaking myy mind! Rice is great.
please forgive me for ass posting literally right before following you skylla. #nsfw #freakyfriday.
YYou know, I didn't see that until yyou just mentioned it. Now I don't know how I feel about yyou, buddyy. I mean, it's a nice butt! Alien butt, anyywayys. Congrats? Unfortunate timing is all, feels like yyou put it right in myy face after sayying hello. To each their own though.
i'm sorry!!!! D: thank you for the compliment though. i have heard a lot about you and i think you are extremely cool, so i hope this first impression of me isn't too terrible!!
I'll tell yyou what, since yyou seem like a nice guyy I'll go ahead and give yyou the benefit of the doubt! After all, if posting a little cheek is th'worst yyou do then yyou can't be all that bad. Thanks back at yya for the compliment!