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CHOMPPPP.
WELL..WELLL..WEEELLLL…
i llikee eeatingg. la la la ᨑ_ᨑ
PURRRR.
xx_licks_my_pawz_rlly_loudly_and_wetly_in_the_room_ur_in_xx
she lets me hit because my chitts get mixed reacti0ns fr0m the cr0wd. #nsfw
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
You'd think someone called a hero of time would keep a better grasp on the stuff, huh?
Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize that chit was two months old...
Th3yr3 trying to ban m3 from #FightNight for *Ch3ck2 not32* 3xi2ting
They got open dyslexic up in this bitch.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
0h, are we talking inches? My turn then. I'm like half an inch fr0m l0sing it. Fucking 8udgeting
It's so+ unfair that human rainbo+w drinkers can turn into+ a bat but I can't. :,( #Nighto+fFrights #Dracula
at least twelve feet tall last i checked plus the horns of course
:33 < ill bite mew!
NOOOO!!!!
:33 < dgfdkigfgkhg hush!!!!
:33 < im not telling any of nyall my height im kind of embarrassed about it :XX
Oh, are we height postin'? I am 5'4"! ^^ #heightposting
Three ★pples currently.
7uck.. 6’8 i think?...
im 1 apple tall
i still can't help being 5'4"
BRO, W3 G3T 1T Y4'LL 4R3 T4LL 4ND SHORT. NOW WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW 1S.. WH4T'S YOUR S3CUR1TY NUMB3R?
1T T4ST3S L1K3 OLD CH3W3D UP GUM. >X[
YOU'R3 W4LK1NG DOWN 4 H4LLW4Y. YOU T4K3 4 L3FT, YOU K33P W4LK1NG, YOU T4K3 4 R1GHT, TH3N 4 L3FT, BR1CK W4LL!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yay he!ghts! 7’2 to 16 ft :3c꠹
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜hey who p🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜ut all 🐜🐜🐜🐜 these🐜🐜ants🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜on the da🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜sh🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! am go!ng to b!te h!m and h!s stup!d purretty face !f he keepSs call!ng me a good k!tty!!!꠹
7Es
>+. ABSOLUTELY, NO ONE CAN HIT ON MY WIFE BESIDES OUR GIRLFRIEND .+<
>+. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE ARANEA IS STANDING ON MY LEASH BECAUSE I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE LUNGED AT SOMEONE .+<
God I love women.
the fruit wwizard says: family guy beautiful moments
blOwIng sOmE shit up lAtEr if AnyonE wants to jOIn me.
Luckily, you clarified "trolls" and I am not a troll. Though, I am engaging in the act of "trolling!" Isn't that fun?
>+. DUDE THERE'S GHBS AND CONDYS. NO WAY .+<
I would hate to brag. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd0115921627.png
Don't start this fuck/ing conversation/
THAT’S IT FOR ME, I NEED SLEEP OR I MIGHT ACTUALLY FUCKING MAIM SOMEONE.
Ca2h, Ca3gar2, mon3y?
nah im good
IF YOU SEND SOMEONE UNSOLICITED BULGE PICTURES STILL ON THIS DAY AND AGE, YOU SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH IMMEDIATELY.
the hells that mean the dave in question you were talking to a karkat i barely know dude i just happened to pass by and get squicked its not my fault i cant shut up when that happens damn
i want scritches...
Yall r3ally ju2t b3 all3rgic to making mon3y huh?
:o) In but three hours and a half we will commence our #NightsofFrights with Dracula (1931) and Sinners. :o) Content warnings will be posted in the reply to this chit! I recommend you observe the ones for Sinners especially if you plan to attend. :o) Stay vigilant, and stay safe, my friends.
this is less chaos and more weird af
⚠ Inn ur op!n!on what's the best Monster flavor? ⚠
bro why you rage baiting
>+. WELL I'M NO TEREZI AT INTERNET TASTETESTING BUT I'D SAY!!! BLACK RASPBERRY .+<
TO BE CLEAR AND TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE STOPS SHOVING CONCEPTS INTO MY FRUITLESS AND PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT A LIFE: I WAS NEVER IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH DAVE FUCKING STRIDER, OF ANY KIND. HE WAS A PLATONIC FRIEND, AT MOST. AND I HAVEN'T HAD CONTACT WITH HIM, NOR ANYONE ELSE FROM THE GAME, IN MANY MONTHS.
>+. CHEWS ON YOU .+<
Usually i kill the barista after they are doone with my oorder. They served their purpoose in life. And i take six free candies ooff the bar
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MISTAKING ME FOR YOUR OWN KARKAT?
I'M NOT EVEN *WITH* DAVE. I NEVER WAS.
LEAVE ME AND MY SLEEPY RAMBLINGS ALONE.
??? WHATEVER THE GENERAL POPULACE THINKS AND PICTURES OF ME IS PROBABLY DUMBER THAN SHOOTING ONESELF IN THE FOOT TO SEE IF IT HURTS.
OF FUCKING COURSE. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
FOR COMMENTARY PURPOSES, I THINK I WOULD FIT MORE IN THE ROLE OF THE CUCK, NOT THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING.
I AM NOT PERSONALLY THE CUCK. NOR AM I THE ONE BEING CUCKED. I SAW THIS AS A HOTEL ROOM REVIEW, AND THE VISCERAL REACTION IT PULLED FROM ME PROMPTED ME TO MAKE THIS POST.
H'llo!! 'm glad t' be spendin' another night here on Chittr...!
TWO CHAIRS AND A COFFEE TABLE AT THE FOOT OF THE BED.
NOT THE CUCK CAFE...
--E√ Add sriracha.
⚠ HEY YOU DONT BONK ME WITH NONTHING. ⚠
sure! why not. maybe i'll host a little hangout later so everyone can get a bowl.
Wow must be a real impressive guy huh im swooning ||3
my greed knows no bounds. making gumbo again.
MAYBE DON’T FUCKING PROPOSE TO SOMEONE WITH YOUR DECEASED ‘GRANDMOTHERS’ WEDDING RING ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE ONLY SEEN THEM ON TELEVISION. JFC.
⚠ Tr!ed mov!ng my TV Controller w!th my ps!on!cs. shot that th!ng !nto space. EEEYUP !m cooked ⚠
H1 17’5 M3, 1 H4D 50M3 R34LLLLLLLY 9000D 54NDW1CH35
8=l < I was today years old when I learned if you click on the sweeps counter in someone's profile it flips to years
Let n9 tr9ll g9 hungry n9 matter the 6l99d Let n9 tr9ll g9 thirsty n9 matter the 6l99d Let n9 tr9ll g9 with9ut a r99f n9 matter the 6l99d Lend a hand t9 y9ur fell9w tr9ll n9 matter the 6l99d D9n't sh9w y9ur fell9w tr9ll hate and vi9lence, sh9w them l9ve and c9mpassi9n instead. #Signless-scripture
aight peace im out yall can have a peaceful night now im done shaking things up
GRRRR, LIAR.
Ill kiss you <threateningly>
Nah youre too sweet gonna rot ol kats teeth out
Dont eat junkfood
ILL BITE YOUR FACE.
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN… ONCE I WAKE UP.
felt cute might delete later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c2901a08797.png
Uhh,hi?.. Dunno how to introduce myself,sorry! I just do,umm,space stuff with stars,if you're interested. Do tell me about your problems,though,or anything else! I am happy to listen and,umm,help? Possibly? I guess?
8=l < *CT headlo% Karkat*
BECAUSE WHY NOT YOU???
8=l < You need cuddles to distract you
its like a bear hug but with death
WHAT IF I BITE YOU INSTEAD.
MAN!! IM TRYING TO GO TO BED BUT DAVE IS LITERALLY POSTING STRAIGHT UP BANGERS!!!!! WHAT TO DO!!! OH I KNOW!! REEEECHIT.
cozy
william afton is after me oh fuck
sOmEtImEs i bE SeEiN ShIt oUt tHe wInDoWs aNd iT LoWkEy fUcKs mE Up a lIl
yall will really just like and rechitt anything huh
BLLAAAHHHH I LOVE BITING.
by being a cool motherfucker
Just @ imJunior
GOOD!!!!
Just ask junior
I’LL DO IT ANYWAYS, CHOMP.
GRRRAAAHHH FFFUCCCKKK.
Ill make sure to wear the sparkly booty shorts
GRRRR… I BITE.
CAN I FuCKING HELP YOu.
I’VE BEEN A BIT TOO NICE LATELY, FUCK THAT I AM PUTTING MY WALLS UP AND KEEPING TO MYSELF.
I can either kill god or I need a burger.
my dOctErrOr hAs InfOrmEd mE thAt It Is In fAct, nOt thE mEssIAhs whIspErIng tO mE It Is jUst thE tInnItUs :(
…HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE FuCKING WORM.
⚠ IM GONNA OCTOKILL ALL OF YOU A) IM NOT CUTE B) MY *EARS* ARE NOT FINS. ⚠
i sh0uld draw myself an actual pr0file ph0t0 8ut i d0nt want t0 put in any eff0rt
After wandering n9rth f9r h9wever many h9urs I still find myself in n9thing 6ut vast desert f9r the m9st part, 9f c9urse I have came acr9ss a few 9ther t9wns in my travels 6ut very far in 6etween.
may8e tell future y0u t0 get m0re 0r just get m0re than y0u think y0ull need >:P
d0 y0u think it mightve 8een past y0u that drank y0ur s0dasl0p
man i love not knowing whats going on its so quiet and peaceful
WHAT THE FUCK.
8=l < Hu%ek fell asleep in my arms 8=l < He must have been very tired 8=l < I'll have to see if I can worm my way from under him without waking him
fUuUuCk mAyBe. I DoN'T FuCkIn kNoW MaN, i bE SeEiN AlL SoRtS Of mOtHeRfUcKeRs oN ThIs sHiT
I HAVEN'T SEEN STRIDER IN MANY MANY MONTHS ACTUALLY. OR ANYONE FROM BACK THEN.
I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AROUND HUMANS.
if you're ever having problems falling asleep then i'll happily fuck you unconscious! just be prepared to deal with some shaking legs and maybe a sore back when you wake up :P #nsfw
i lyke to sit in gas stations and see what happens @