♥ liked by @crystalLakeside
Freddy vs. Kris.
@crystalLakeside GET HIS ASS
Yeah, kind of. More therapeutic though
I went outside and feel better. Going back to being underwater though, bye
@crystalLakeside
big fan of voorhees being on here b)
Great selfie, Jason. Could you please throw those bodies across the fence so I'm able to reunite them with their families? Thanks.
How many times do I have to remind you people: Don't go to Crystal Lake unless you want to be culled by Jason Voorhees. He has diplomatic immunity there, as there is significant signage warning you of the danger; if you die, that is entirely your own fault.
hhelloo. um i llikee. yyourr ppicturess of ooutsidee. tthankk you
OH GR34T. H3S B4CK ON TH3 F33D 4ND POST1NG MOR3 C4MP1NG SPOTS.
Jeff the Lurker
:33 < this is mewr house? :33 < its so cool
:33 < wooooow
Mr. Voorhees, I missed you.
Daily quotes 1 of 1. "stay the fuck out my lake" - @crystalLakeside (probably)
THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID. FOR @crystalLakeside. TRuLY A MINMAXER.
IT ISN'T MuCH. BuT IT'S THERE.
LOVE IT SHE COuLD.
OKAY. uNDER THE RIGHT LIGHTING. KIND OF. REGRETTABLY HANDSOME?
ㅤ
We are so back.
"= cool. best human so far. ? candidate for top 5 humans. ="
sometimes i love walking in the dark lonely woods >X3 it makes me feel like something out there is lurking its kind of thrilling!!!
#SUICIDE: POSTPONED!
Oven was broken at the time and stuck on some 220°C, so I had to make do. Behold, my @crystalLakeside / @crystallakeCamper cherry pie. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG-20260313-WA0001.jpg
xx_jason_i_love_ur_lake_pics!!!_u_should_b_a_photographer_x)_xx
*Hssssst* {〷} i bett tthere are lottθ of good bugθ tthere €〱 *paah*
Very pretty view!!! Thank yxu fxr sharing crystalLakeside :)))
And just when you thought this site had enough Jasons... @crystalLakeside @crystallakeCamper https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260409_220847.jpg #jasonlives
hiii i like your mask!!!
Continuation of "Why @retroactiveAmnesiac is problematic: a thread" (2/?) - She KILLS and EATS *REAL BABIES* (fucked up) - She's RACIST (I've seen what you say about lowbloods) (not cool) - Has NO respect for @crystalLakeside (how could you?) (might be the worst one) - Says swear words I think (think of the children) - Owes me £3.20 (I will never forgive this)
♯awesome
xx_JASON_WE_LOVE_YOUUUUUUU_RAGHHH!!!_!_!_!_xx
jason we love you. Chchow lets pray to the slasher saints so that they.ll enable jason to hear us. jason we love you. ☠︎︎
I guess we could say... Jason Lives?
#JasonIsBack
aRe wE PlAyInG. pIn tHe tAiL On tHe dOnKeY? i lOvE ThAt gAmE. i lOvE To pIn tHe tAiL. aGaIn aNd aGaIn. UnTiL ThErE’S NoWhErE LeFt tO PiN.
ive always looked up to jason, it makes me cringe that more people aren.t fanning the fuck out .or whatever ☠︎︎
Handsome.
xx_hiiiiiii_jasonnnnnn_xx
♯sitting in ♯thewoods eating a ♯big ♯piece of ♯bread rn ♯dashwatching
Aw, you can stay buddy.
Big fan of you, man.
Press x to jason
Oh My Goodness Are You Finally Getting Rid Of That Awful Rag Of A Shirt You Had On
As intriguing as this Jason is for the⁻ bioche⁻mical community, I think it is for the⁻ be⁻st that we⁻ le⁻ave⁻ him alone⁻. It is not worth disturbing him atte⁻mpting to discove⁻r why he⁻ is the⁻ way he⁻ is.
Take me here.
Killkillkillkill mamamama am I right, dawg?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Love the chain you got on. ]
Looking very handsome in this one, Mr. Voorhees.
Your Home Is Very Lovely. Is A Lakefront View Worth The Risk Of Flooding?
Aw... you poor apple dumpling.
Hello, Mr. Voorhees. Big fan.
Let's Jeff the Kill someone together. #violence