♦ pitied by @cuttlefishCabbalist
long as its not another livve laugh glub sign
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
cant be a vvery good one if you only just noww realized you oughtta be offended about it a quality pejorativve is goin to jump out at you the first time its slung your wway you knoww wwhat i mean fef like gutterblood no one has to guess wwhat im anglin at wwith that one
filthblood ??
uh
࣪⊹₊˚{ b.... job? }*ᯅ*{ what do you mean.... jjjjoooobbbb???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
See fef be cares ab0ut y0u s0 much he ever replied t0 my p0st f0r y0u He NEVER d0es that f0r me
nevva #glub to please a foid
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
its literally about my alt calm dowwn
lost my special gimpy party pantaloons at #boysnight
\/\/\/\/0rry naut, Heiress.
u can always mesh the 2 together n shoot down fish w an assault rifle
im no good at fishing though. :/
are you joking of course i aint goin to get dowwn on my knees an slurp your toes sloppy wwithout puttin dowwn a pilloww first #nsfww #toepostin
i d0n't know wh0 needs two hear this but it was actually y0ur fault.
fuck this archaic palm husk autocorrect bee ess fef stop fannin the furry fire im already havvin trouble beatin the allegations
hey Fer you can just ignore this post haha just some regular ol trollin wwe are doin on chittr nothin out of the glubbin ordinary
straight shadowboxing made up phantoms and still losing
N0b0dy understands h0w hard it is t0 be a l0wbl00d with a fat ass #nsfw
wwoww the site betrayed me on that one it only showwed your post carry on
dont use that react
wwishin evveryone wwhose canoodlin their matesprit right noww in a wway most coddlin a vvery merry gettin murdered by the ex moirail you broke up wwith out of spite to go chase a battery acid guzzlin lowwblooded scum sucker and also i hope the latter troll dies too in the crossfire tryin to savve you from me doin wwhat i came to do
thanks for sayin that fef glbgolyb wwould probably be wwhisperin some inscrutable madness resemblin pride about you too in fact i knoww she wwould
unhappy male lusus day to seahorsedad. fuck you for being my dark and tragic backstory (hot ladies, like 7s and up, feel free to enquire about my dark and tragic backstory). also uhh @affablecantor youre not my dad for sevweral reasons and i hate you but i guess. sometimes youre maybe almost cool.
uh happy lusus day i mean fathers day to @commandingAuthority evven though he wwas nevver around growwin up i mean i hardly knoww the guy but hey thats a cultural norm dont make me different from anyone else betwween the devvil an the big blue sea wwhy wwould anyone wwanna play catch wwith their old man thats flippin kook behavvior if you ask lil ol me a prince does not havve time to dribble balls yeah an i hope by makin this chit hell realize that im the wworthiest a bein his descendant unlike the rest a em fraudsters or that havvin a special interest in SCIENCE an requirin structure to function doesnt make me troll autistic
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a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
if i had a stupid pixie i wwould dunk them in an ashtray and put cigarettes out on it #vviolence
the maid guides the prince to the bards sloppy seconds
the wwicked truth is that if you put evvery single blasted alt a mine in a block one a em is gonna come out limpin for the wwrong reasons
help me FF they're artificially b00sting my kult.
well my n0tificati0ns are g0nna be useless f0r a while. if any0ne needs me just dm i guess. 0r d0n't, i d0n't care.
fuckkkkkk lowkƐy can i gƐt somƐ of that toƐ jam park that shit ovƐr at my hivƐ rn capt’n
Of all the images you could post, you chose to include your salty sea dogs.
D --> I wish you a pleasant evening
gills are so dramatic
do not tag another me in here like some kinda greedy twwo sausage handling fanatic fef cmon that is so multivverse timeline clone etiquette breaking this is civvility amongst the bubbles 101 anywways a course fork me for tryin to relate to you on the spongebob bs and this is wwhere it gets me i havve memed my last bob for you that is IT
they banned me from the human pole dancing clubs because i tossed out dubloons and they complained the coins wwere too heavvy and thick they do not appreciate the vvalue of owwnin your wwealth in gold and not in electronic limbo figures
true art should be able to make people uncomfortable
yeah wwhat about it i told them not to swwim near me and then they did anywways it is natural fef survvivval of the fittest howw wwill they learn wwhat is friend from foe if they heedlessly ignore a larger creatures wwarning and get a smack on the tentacles
wwhat like it is a fuckin charity hand out for culled cuttlefish wwho havve too many boo boos on their graspin nubs to hunt food no fuckin thanks offer rescinded congrats you botched it
am not feeling good 8888(
fuck you sendin a fully armed galleon to your location shooner armed wwith barbed harpoon comin at ya
wwater bottles litter the oceans and the beach alike you wwill be made to swwalloww wwithout the aid a this cheap plastic hydration oriented divva cup
okay so for dramatic effect you havve to imagine readin my last chit wwith a dark and forebodin cape billowwin behind me perhaps an enchanted cape made a the purest seams a hope spun fabric and the squashed dreams a younglings er younglins anywways do that wwhen you read it
alright let us get somethin out a the wway i havve been seein a lot a eridans on this platform let it be formally knowwn that these eridans are the frothin degraded inbred short faced pug vvariants a me the true eridan the prime self i guess you could call it if you knoww me then yes i havve done deeds wwhich are not to be named if that is all you wwish to speak to me about then you may turn your rudder and swwim yourself back to the decrepit polluted land delta from wwhence you came neww life neww me i havve more gold than evver and i do not plan on grovvelin hello
subconsciously lowwbloods wwant to be culled an no ones talkin about it
fuck my life man
an noww for some scaldin truisms https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1d8c65845e.jpg
you knoww that and i knoww that but the avverage online prole aint gonna knoww that its ok though i actually revvel in swwimmin around the stygian pit a vvitriol that is reservved for dashin princes wwith kickass jagged horns
im knowwn to be a divvisivve figure at times
D--> In an attempt to build a robot that is capable of defeating me in combat I have created a machine that if it escapes it might e%terminate a portion of the lowb100d population D--> I hope it does not come to this
Oh, I interacted with that guy once in a stream chat. He was exceꫂ❁tionally hemoist 😬 ❣︎
I’m gonna go be mean to him because you said this.
i am cosmically and comically fated to bein a beta laughinstock dualscar can post a photo a me as a grub askin if he should jettison me (wwish he had put me out a my misery) an all the comments pointedly ignore the gleeful declaration a grubicide to make a movve on my old man it just so happens that bein a silvver slybeast means you can take delight in the torture an subsequent murder a certain helpless critters wwith zero accountability evven trollbama wwill pardon a frothin at the gash grub killer so long as hes hot noww im not sayin ivve nevver been possessed by the schadenfreude to pop a lil one under my boots heel im not against wweedin out the wweak im against double standards not to mention that wwas a particularly offensivve picture to choose i look fat an greedy #vviolence
oh 2iick fuck yeah ii cant remember iif iive eaten twoday or not
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
I relapsed I thought a8out cronus ampora again (NOT THAT ONE. A 8ETTER ONE.)
At the moment id prefer anything more neutral/feminine. And there wont be any vengeance for a good while because ive made a complete fool of myself enough for one day man. :(
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038012b2e99e.png @cuttlefishCabbalist wwhat did you mean by this
࣪⊹₊˚{ im feeling nicies + generous + lowtideuinelyyyy a little conciliatory rn }*3*{ SOOOO here are some #cullquette affirmations four the dash befoure firstlight <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of pity + hatred }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of rest + repose }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i culled him he probably deserved it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if you cant remember why you culled him thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if all the screaming started to sound the same after a while thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ none of this matters anymore. the worlds already fourfeit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ everyone in this dicehall can see your body glitter }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
avwwv, tanks. you gotta be to deal wvith all the shit my fronds havwe gotten up to, heh
of course it matters, *you* matter!
really think it should be the other wway around this is flippin ass youre a total hack if i wwere fef id demand a refund
youre so nice gill, the nicest! you could be my tohru any night
damn, akito? that uhh, that sucks, yeah. there there, there there...
｢is anybody kurutta at megane-san? (o；д；)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kurutta means... angery. ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)]
vwhats wvrong fincess?
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
i think you genuinely deservve to be tortured
honks are very controversial these days
｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽｀*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (；Д；) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ﾉω；`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ﾉ´Д｀)ﾉ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´･ω･`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]
there should be a reaction button that conveys the emotion of reuniting with your loving wife and daughter.
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
Chittr is a danger9us we6site, I've decided. The temptati9n t9 p9st extremely vulnera6le and revealing things cann9t 6e a6ided. Y9u d9 n9t need t9 hear all that.
The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
and break my wiinniing 2treak? 2orry FF no can do.
fiine. iill try takiing 2ome iibuprofen and water. but iif iit per2ii2t2... iill probably ju2t wiind up iignoriing iit iin full hone2ty. or at lea2t tryiing two.
ate a fruiit and the miigraiine per2ii2t2. at lea2t ii can 2ay ii triied.
Girl.
decided i needed my owwn patented eri reaction image for wwhen someone says somethin bonkers on one a my chits but i dont feel like depletin precious energy slush on a response https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfa1ee3c7cb2.png
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PULLING HER BACK INT⧃ FRAME T⧃ ASK WHY SHE USED ALL F⧃UR REACTI⧃NS IT REALLY IS N⧃T THAT CRAZY MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
SAFETY TIP: NECESSARY IMPLEMENTS FOR ANY FRIENDS YOU CARE ABOUT, IF YOU HAPPEN TO *DARE* BRING THEM AROUND THE ALPHA KIDS, BY THE BY.
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 @tumblingTenet KILL.
Guh.
-_-
femoids havve the audacity to lie about the size a their spheres online but bloww their stack if you lie about bein 6 feet in your flushedr profile (btww im 5'11" its basically the same thin)
oridinary trolls: jing aka seminal essence drips from the store in their pans and is lost wwhen they ejaculate causin decline agin an death me: jing forced up due to bein a lifelong khhvvmaxxer an is preservved in my nug resultin in a long life an prosperous health #nsfww #masculinewwisdom
gays i respect: kan eq an troll aristotle gays i dont respect: gam sol an fef
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Eee....eheh....e...ew....ewe go girl?
>+. I MISS THAT FEFERI WE MET ON GRUMBLR AND SHE WAS SOOOO NICE AND PRETTY AND LIKED ME .+<
1m beyond d1sappo1nted and my n1ght 1s fuck1ng ru1ned
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
this what.
You rustbuckets are all degenerate scum.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Are you freaky @∆,@
unf0rtunately i believe you. dammit. n0thing two be d0ne. i think she also g0t hate out 0f it? that part got really unclear.
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I actually d9 n9t c9nsent t9 6e pu6licly y9gurted even if the y9gurt is vegan. S9rry f9r the let d9wn. TW: #Veganism #Pu6licHumiliati9nRituals #T9rture #Kink? #P9ssi6lySexual #C9nsent #Y9gurtDipping #Gr9ss #Nutriti9nWaste #F99dWaste #Vi9lence #SlapstickVi9lence
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you call out for even in pain or on instinct or on reflex can reach back out to you in a sound you dont recognize with intentions you dont fully grasp feferi this place is horror beyond terror you wanted to god tier you are going to have to face the trials of a god tears cannot be shed for the already departed and you need to keep your shit in check get that fecal matter compacted because it matters ive played these games before and i dont want to lose a new friend ive just made ive played these games before https://i.imgur.com/hVVDVCU.png
🌳🌳🌳most.🌳🌳🌳
the pigs finally let me havwe access to my palmhusk. im in jail and they vwont let me out unless you pick me up. something about needing to be under supervwision. also you havwe to pay for this dumb ankle monitor. @affableCantor
ii'm fiine. ju2t a momentary lap2e iin judgment, feferii. 2ollux. ah. yeah.
i admit i got worked up i dont like being seen as some creepy ass focused sex pest because i did something funny i swear jane said i could she gave me and i quote "Singular hall pass. Go Nutterbutter." i asked for clarity multiple times and spent an entire half hour which was the duration the nutterbutter hall pass was good for typing nothing else
Is that why you're so concerned? ... You know that won't happen, don't you? D'aww. No one could ever come between what it is that we have. :B
Goodness gracious, you two. Can't a girl make thinly veiled exclamations of paranoia in peace with neither real-time social media vivisection NOR a spotlight-stealing pair of comment section brawlers?
hey youre assuming im assuming were both assuming together asses all around thats what i like right as shady mcrhyme person shady mc shady ehmcee slimmer shady as shady mcrhymestein yeah that
Feferi and Jake. Right. Naturally. A combination a sensible as the old fluffernutter. Age-old friends with malicious intentions in the ZILCH range. Hanging out. Performing physical exertion. Probably in skin-tight clothes. As one does. Sweating. Grunting. That's just peachy to old Jane. I. LOVE. WHEN MY FRIENDS BECOME FRIENDS. I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST. MELT TOGETHER. INTO ONE BIG SIZZLING AMALGAM. FRIENDBORG. HEY, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE PITCHED A FRIENDBORG? IS ANYONE FEELING INCLINED? I'M BORED. LET'S DO A FRIENDBORG. THAT WAY WE CAN ALL BE TOGETHER. EQUALLY. BOY. WITH THE WAY THESE TWO ARE PIGEONHOLED OFF TO ONE SIDE YOU'D THINK THEY WERE
im only gettin on your sea pony so i can bestoww it wwith a curse that wwill slowwly transfigurate the steed into a grotesque wwinged angelic chimera that wwill servve me as my loyal attack beast wwhich livves in the entry tier a my wwizards towwer and consumes intruders
cod forbid a man practice self lovve for his pee hole
II'm not broken miiss. Please don't say thiings liike that. II can stiill work.
You're a famiiliiar lookiing lady!! Wiith a famiiliiar name. Huh!! But II am restiing!! II could be strapped iin shockiing and jockiing riight now!! but II can't :( So thiis iis restiing!!
Not t)(at t)(at is any of YOUR business, but yes.
hot damn. yknowv, miss empress, i alvways had myself a little crush. used to listen in on you and lamescar getting it on. fueled my spank bank for perigees before i got my hands on my first stag mags. those vwere the golden days. miss those playdates, man. they vwere something else.
Aw, t)(at's adorable. I )(ope you and your -Eridan are very )(appy toget)(er. 38)
T)(ank you!!! I painted t)(em in )(onor of MYYYY MORAY--E-EL Zoologer Coolscar, t)(e cutest, sweetest, )(andsomest diamond a gill a could ever ask for!
. What? ... Excuse me?
if i see someone or somethin sufferin im doing diddly squat howwevver i wwould movve the heavvens an the earth beneath my stompers to prolong the sufferin a evven one wwounded hamster lusus
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
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i'm really not a horrible person. if you come to me wvwith hostility, i return the favwor. come to me wvwith something else, i think you'd be surprised.
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
i wvwonder if, after all this change and all this bluster and the newvw sparkle on my rusted old limbs, if it wvwill evwer bring her back to me. i wvwonder if he wvwould approvwe of this, wvwere he to evwer meet me. i havwe the feeling i wvwill nevwer knowvw. maybe i just havwe to hope.
⊹₊˚{ it.... it, like really IS hard to keep my #violethysteria in check! }*ᯅ*{ + no ones ever said how proud of me they were in that specific way you just said it until JUST NOW }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ is this the part where i um, like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ beseech you in thanks + throw myself on your culling fourk to display submission + gratitude? or.... }6⸝⸝6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
exactly what i was afraid of
⊹₊˚{ wellll }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no }.3.{ im actually like, really bloodthirsty }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but the fact that YOU think it comes so naturally to me is just like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG. im SOOOO honored that i HONESTLY could just die right now + be fulfilled }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
D--> #Ugh
#ugh
my girls a liar but ill stand beside her shes all ivve got and i dont wwanna be alone #wweezer #lyricpostin #pumperbreak #foids #nevvertrustafoid
can a derpette an a chud evver be together
fuck.
why did you immediately assume i was callin you stinky
naut you the conspiracy troll
ivwe nevwer listened to her music i just think shes al caliente.
dont you glub at me in that tone a glub
*reel
you should knoww better than to comment such banal platitudes equivvalent to a livve laugh lovve sign under my chits besides evven the champions a body positivve libspeak dont practice wwhat they preach truly no one cares
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
iit'2 u2ually after ii've been 2ubmerged iin water for about two hour2.
⊹₊˚{ lowtideuinely, there is NOBODY in the universe who underst+s the way i feel right now, besties. }/ᯅ<{ #glubinterrupted #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i look at you and begin chargin a particle annihilation beam consistin a my hope my lovve and all of my fury otherwwise knowwn as AHABS ABSOLUTION <3 to attempt seduction <> to try talkin me dowwn from my wwrath <3< to accept my challenge and beam clash for survvivval c3< if you think you got some other bs counter to bein smited by my holy vvengeance but detail these feats in a reply
that was a hard sleep. glad i d0n't do it 0ften.
you knoww cull all land dwwellers as in the beforan cull
Some of these recent posts reeeeeeeeally remind me of some8ody. I should call him. #suggestive #vagueposting
@caligulasAquarium #wingrating #bulgerating #nsfw Let's start off with the wings... These are very interesting. Uhm. It's my secondtimeconnecting with wings like this. The first being a bronzeblood. They taste like raisins, and smell of the ocean. They glitter a lot! I only have two things to rate them off of. Style: 5. Uhm. You're the benchmark. sorry. Strength: 5. Ssssame. Sorry for the lackluster wing review. I need more casestudies. Uhm. Bulgetime! Eridan Ampora comes in with a sense of regality unseen in his counterparts. Somehow clocking in higher than his, uhm, counterparts. This is a duelist's bulge! Strength: 8. Pliability: 9. Length: 8. Girth 4. X-Factor: 3 Uhm, skipping the comments so I can do a full paragraph descriptor instead. Basically, uhm, notunlike his science wand that he used that one time, I guess, his bulge is longer. As well, it has a sense of rigidity to it, due to being a seadweller with a stronger prehensile musculature system. However it is fully capable of softening, and can even manufacture 'joint' structures for certain pleasurable acts. Hhh. His secretions at on-color for himself, though, they dry into a more tyrian shade! Th-this is because he has an iron deficiency. I-interestingly, he has a unique feature at the base of his bulge. Uhm. I call them Thrill Gills. Bbbasically a membrane that allows the user to, uhm, reinvigorate their bulge with direct oxygen. It's not like normal gillflaps! Uhm. They are barely noticeable. But permit a much higher under the sea stamina boost. Hhhh. Hhhhe seems to have a jewelry piece---not--notapiercingasfarasicantell. Maybe a cage? That, uhm, sort of, braces his bulge as it comes out of his sheathe. I can tell that something seems to always clasp onto the sheathe, uhm, at least, when it extends out... I've only ever seen this on one other troll... uhm. @cuttlefishCoddler hhhhwho. Uhm. saysitisforroyalstoexercisealevelofchastity by blocking their nook passively whileadorning their bulge. Hhhh.
wwhen you thought you got a glowwin bulge revvieww that evven included a flatterin epithet ("duelist bulge") only to find yourself scrapin the bottom a the barrel on the tier list after twwo guys that dont evven GOT a squiggly dowwn there fuck im really spiralin tonight evveryone #bulgerevvieww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c5a403450ec.png
⊹₊˚{ OMFFFFG. ARE YOU HEIRESS PEIXES???? }*O*{ GIRL, I WOULD SO TOTALLY KRILL FOR YOU IF YOU ASKED ME TO!!!! OMGGGG!!!! #GLUBBING }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wwho is this hottie you speak of
it is a fine night i am feeling adequate i supp0se my em0ti0ns are a little 0ut 0f whack but it is n0t a big deal
glub
Unreal Heiress, play the Jane and Feferi Perfect Sleepover Mix. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72UBR4tXDC6qNJlgvtO3mC?si=Cw1GV5ioS9SYx7FN22l88A
Unreal Heiress, play No More I Love Yous by Annie Lennox. Or whichever song of hers is the one that goes doopie doopie doop doop doop oh.
:33< i wish that furked fefurry but alas...
dont you take up that tone wwith me
bloody hell fef howw many times do i gotta make it crystal to ya that i havvent cared about hermits in pointy hats since i wwas four i greww outta that claptrap perigees ago magics faker than all the troll kardashians booties combined
yeah maybe wwhen the cavverns freeze ovver
you just interacted wwith him though dont be obtuse yeah yeah i guess i couldnt help myself this time seein as the princely tingles wwere impossible to ignore just dont go gettin used to it
....·kay this sh·uld w·rk better my usual d·t breaks m·n·space ·n here and y·u kn·w i like my m·n·space....
this is a slippery oily lubricated slope into meowwbeastfishin
fef do not interact wwith him dont make me spell out the obvvious
Grown elephants ridiculing the youngest, this I cannot stand for....
I have only known Dumbo for approximately 3 minutes but if anything were to happen to this creature... #Films...
iif ii get put on one more 2hiit a22 team iin overwatch iim goiing to quiit ultiimately.
wwhat no if anythin it makes me feel a hundred times wworse because youre clearly miserable wwith this arrangement it could be wworse yknoww you could be karmically entwwined wwith a wwagecuck at least i aint poor
i hate joy i hate wwhimsy i hate knowwin there is good left in this wworld an that it takes so little for some people to be happy i pray for the day wwhere my misery outgrowws me an paints the univverse grey
wwe should nevver indulge in negativvity i am doing some #self reflection i just care so so much about certain topics i wwish to uphold