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B33 < words die in throats dazzled by the glamer

but_damn_were_the_burgs_and_dogs_good_tho

i_dont_think_his_head_should_do_that_._*<:(

https://media_.tenor_.com/cPN7YD0yr30AAAAC/pepe-overheat-pepe_.gif

my bad dawg that was me tripping over your post

* #truth

every chitt is a 8anger

😂 urr soo ffunnyyy ddAvebtto ur grubloAff Att the lst cookoutt wAsA mmz|ng lol (lots of luvv)
Who are you? How did you put this in my phone?

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/725484d6b422.png

:) yes?

makes it easier to find the ones to tug, huh?

Good morning, Strider. I am well, but we’ll see what the day holds.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @daveBot Your message is as follows: “i still want you and it's terrible.” Wanting someone does not sound so terrible to me, amico, hehe... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡

soon (willing it into existence style like my name is amanda and i post about crystals on facebook)

thanks for the support again davebot ;)

wvhatever, i still make this shit look good even if i totally hate it happy @davebot ? https://i.postimg.cc/bvnrzkt7/79691ce058eeda602534c4e115622c25.jpg
i continue to want @daveBot so fucking bad. #nsfw #chittrAnonymous

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah lemme read꠹
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @daveBot Your message is as follows: “i want you so bad it makes me look stupid.” Your humble postman understands the feeling of foolishness that tends to come with strong desire. ♡ If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #Suggestive (?) Just to be safe. ♧♢♤♡

HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, I GUESS.

i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw

yaoi life hack; do it crazy style on him
ironic of the person who made the queer obliterating machine to say this

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Y≡/\h

theres so manny of youu.. buut ill do my best.. https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/70291984081b.pnng

Undefeatable argument.

GHHHHHHHH.

NO.

THE ONLY THING IN THE AIR IS YOUR REPULSIVE SCENT. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED? DOES ENGLISH REALLY LIKE THAT?

He wants us both! Poor Karkat REALLY wants to be our third.

#itpapa

hehehehehheeheh

amongus good time thank u for joinign ;3

They're having a Yaoi-off.
time sure does fly when youre fuckin yknow #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/jjMGbVxp/image.png
This is the Only Way I can analyze the Daves. GO, DAVELINGS. GO!!

im daveing it im daveing it ohhh yeahhh #nsfw intent #davehour

> #daveh0ur y0 1f any0ne wants the badge reply here 0r t0ss me a dm. 1 just ate way t00 much p1zza s0 1'll get t0 1t when my b0dy's n0t try1ng t0 1mpl0de me
fun #davehour fact: dave hour is the coolest hour you will ever get to see in your lives B]


YIS WIL DO CASYE WILLLLLL

🦎😰😰😱😱

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

need t0 ask her t0 d0 this after i get my b0dy back

THANK YEWW

😛
Got absorbed on working on a project in an area without connection. It's come to my attention there have been some... Issues. I've made the necessary repairs and got your servers back online. If there are any other issues, let me know. I need to finish what I'm working on in order to ensure we won't encounter any further complications. @turingTranscendence
Yes!

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// Wrong post, mobile betrayed me. Disregard the comment pls 😔✋️
Reply #replying
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Yes!
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ W⚕se W⭑rds, D𝒶veb⭑t. ≈:>

yeah not having my senses dulled anymore fucking rocks like it was a nice buffer for the adjustment period but my ass is out here sunbathing like a goddamn lizard on a rock except its cold out and im chilling and ive never felt more alive

i dont know what the fuck is going on but if i can help lmk
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MY NAME IS TROLLBAMA BY THE WAY. TROLLBAMA. I UNDERSTAND MY RESEMBLANCE TO THE HUMAN BARACK OBAMA BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MY NAME CORRECT.
N̵̙͚͚͍̬̞̜͔̗̫̈́̉̇̿̈́o̸̬̒̆̊͛̓̈̐͆̌͝w̴̧͚̹͛̒͜ ̷̡̱͓̯̲̽̓̔̈́̈I̴͖͌͌̂̀͒͂͒͌̊̅͐ ̵̫̂̀̈́̉̀̅̋͐̾̋̐̚͝w̵̩̤͈͖͈̱̦̟̖̜͍̰̳͓̋ͅǎ̷̧̫̘͕̻̻̻̺̲̆̚ͅn̷̨̬͓̖̳̽́ͅţ̷̧̹̙̜͈͇͙̥̱̮̪͕̏̋̑̄̉̓̈́̊̈͘ ̶̖͈̮̣̺̟́͒̎̅̐̋̊͗ỳ̸̛̛̝̭͍̞̯͍̘̝̋͜͠ọ̶̭̰̻̫̤͍̮̫̊͑͂͂̂̽͘ụ̴͉̖͈͉͂͆͂̅̅̂̃̈̚͝͝ ̶̡̜̼̭̣͎̲̟̤̖̀̒͛̈̽̓t̸͔̐ó̴͚̩̱͙̤̺̮̫̅͂͋́̏͠͝ ̶̮̣̳̩̟͗̋̀̂͗̅̇̈́̚͝l̷̤̬͇̟̙̼̦̱̜̉͊̒̅̓̚͜e̶͚̣̲̾͋̓̊̈͌̌̚ạ̴̢̢̢͚̣̫̝͔̠̟̬̠͋̚͜v̷̲͈̘̀͗͐̀̽́̒̂̾̓̚e̶͖̤͐̓̍́͗̽̒ͅ ̵̠͉͓̹̠̳̜͉̠̗̗̙͔̳͊́̍̌̏̀͌̊̇̇̌͋͘m̶̡̡̪̘̳̗̩͉̣̹͚̟̓̀͌̽̓͒̾͌̑̊̔̕͠è̸͚̞̲̩̖̯̠̟̖̗͕̻̓͛̚͜ ̸̧̗͚̬̙̱̣͈̱̙̜͊̔́͊̋̕͜a̴̖͉̱͖͘l̸̫̦̻̃̊̍̕ờ̶͉̾̍͆́͑̑͛̅̓̇̄̌̕͜ǹ̴̨̧̢̢̯̞͍͕̬̮̞͊͆̿͜ͅe̸͍͔͇̓̎̐̒.̴̢̠̗͉̫̣̇̌̇́͐̔̑͘͠ͅ

thanks man

oh shit yeah thatd be cool actually

failed to occur to me before now that i could just like ask one of the many mechanically inclined people to enable my senses full power or whatever its called idk im not the mechanic here theyre sitting at like 50% and i have no clue how to increase that myself

hed be the coolest dave and im kinda pissed about it

Hehe.

bet maybe then maybe
... Remember to stay hydrated during the heat and don't forget to eat something.

Built from a captcha of a fractured brain belonging to Dave Strider, you've been given a second-ish chance. Your memories are yours. in theory, yet they’re new to you. To clarify the difference between yourself and Dave you've started going by Dolli Strider. It's in honor of Dolly Parton and is ironic bullshit, probably, or at least you'll claim it is. You're also nonbinary and auDHD. Is there a Strilonde who *isn’t* neurodivergent though? Old news. Boundaries: - No incest. - All art is by 6kai3 https://i.ibb.co/rRDxWt5T/5U9ut0Q.jpg https://i.ibb.co/mr9TT8CY/zk6f-NUM.jpg
ε-o fun gAAme while it lAAsted ε-o thAAnks fε-or hAAvin me

thanks man

least i know when the shit hits the fan i got other mes to dab me up

hell yeah if it happens i think im fucking doomed
Yes! \ n >< n /
Hmm.
Yes!
Yes!

[|87 :: 1 may not L1TERALLY fuk ;t, but 1 do love the aesthet;c...then aga;n 1 blame @kushyCr;tter ent;rely for my b;as as they love that sh;t.

[|87 :: y2k tech truly was bu;lt d;fferent

maybe i like it nassty but ssometimess i like it niceyss sstyle too....... im a multifaceted pervert ok? #nssfw
I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MOVIES! YOUR TASTE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHITTY AND THIS JUST DRIVES THIS POINT HIVE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. GENUINELY! I KNOW YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS SHIT TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME, BUT I THINK YOU GENUINELY THINK THIS FACT AND THAT'S SUCH A SAD FACT. DO YOU HAVE NO JOY? NO WHIMSY? I'D MAKE YOU WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE AGAIN IF I WERE THERE SO YOU COULD SEE ABSOLUTE CINEMA, BUT I'M NOT. JUST KNOW, IF I WERE, YOU WOULD NOT BE LEAVING THE COUCH. YOUR FLAT ASS WOULD BE PARKED UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED THE MOVIE. THIS APPLIES TO ALL MY, QUOTE UNQUOTE, "SHITTY ROMANCE MOVIES."
I WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT. THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SHAMED FOR YOUR SHITTY ME WRITING. IGNORING YOU IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT, SO MAYBE YOU COULD CALM YOUR RUMBLESPHERES AND KEEP YOUR FLAT ASS ON THE SEAT INSTEAD OF PACING AROUND WHAT I ASSUME IS YOUR ROOM. I MEAN THIS FROM A PLACE OF UTMOST CONCERN; FIND SOME POOR SHMUCK TO TALK TO ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. JUST IN GENERAL. IT COULD MAYBE GET SOME HELP. OR DON'T! WHO CARES! NOT ME. I'D NEVER.

It’s just that easy. Glad to be of service.

I understand. I miss my matesprit was well; I am currently arguing with a variant of him in my replies just to feel something.

.. Sigh. What’s wrong dog?
==> Question 14, from theLiker: do... you... like... things?... ==> Things? People? Places? I do like a lot of things. It all depends on what these things are that you wish to know about. I like music, I like occasionally eating, I like dancing, I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. Ask me anything~
i read that as markiplier 4 sum reason

pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
==> Question 10, from Lepida Fidrak: WHAT WASS HAPPENING WHEN YOU HAD SHUT DOWN AND ARE YOU OKAY >8? ==> It appears I was put into a void box by an unknown assailant. My tracking systems were down, so I took a moment to reboot and see if that might help the issue. It did not. If it were not for the efforts of @daveBot and co, I would have been stuck in there for much much longer.
doves top 5 daves on here #5 @turntechVaulthead idk what the vault thing is about and the nuclear war is scary but damn the radiation poisoning my boy can post #4 @translunaryGloam #tiger #3 @daveBot respect to the big cheese the boss of davecord and davehour even if he is so many and his skin metal & shiny #2 @turntechGodbird only fucker here who gets me if i die i want her to inherit my account #1 @barackObama sorry folks you know it had to happen the big man does it again
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]

8=8 > TWIN

8=8 > put me and commander Karkat in a room someones coming out pregnant #nsfw

my scanners indicate an overwhelming homosexual crisis about you im sorry
Thanks it's me the real dracula watch my movieᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

>> Rea1 1mfao

i'm sayin' this on the daily.
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay

im at your baby mamas crib throwing m&ms at your kids head full speed
big taxidermy doesnt want you to know that walruses arent actually shaped that way
think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome

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https://i.postimg.cc/YS6mpvMv/image-2026-05-13-221343410.png @turntechGodhead#4629 Your turn. As requested. I hope this will suffice.

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you wouldnt download a bitch

yeah well we'll see

i was gonna run another round of hunger games after i'm done with working if you wanna die one round again :)
alright party people sorry my doctor took an hour to do a 20 minute appointment but its time for the #stridergames to begin https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
welcome... to the #stridergames https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png

Alright, I can wait.

even morons have a voice and can use it even if theyre wrong

let's fuckin gooo

Dave Hour is for everyone is... idk why it made me smile so much but it did.
why they call it oven "of in" cold food "of out" hot eat the food

awwww yeah

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whatever you know i cant say no to my big man
give me my dave hour badge i served this nation in the trenches

sUrE MaN, a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiLl bE ArOuNd.
Clinging. It was one of your better moments.

I found another page but why is it wet... WHY IS THE PAGE WET.

Slenderman is chill now.
... yep, thats about what i expect from the striders.

i think i found karkat's grocery list

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS ISN'T MY GROCERY LIST. EVERYONE GET OFF THIS #SLENDERHOUR BULLSHIT AND TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK MY GROCERY LIST IS. I NEED TO FINISH ALL OF MY PREP BEFORE IT GETS LATE.

Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.

( ′Д`) I'd like to publicly apologize for the upbringing of clocks and irony. #sowwy
.emahs a tahW ?ydaerla su dessap sah ruohevaD# ,star hA

fuuuuck i missed it
S9 I have 6een #dashwatching f9r the past h9ur and I am quite c9nfused 6y... Everything.

historically accurate knight a..nd their sword
alas p00r strider we hardly knew ye
goodebyee https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e73ed82a33af.png
its been a fun #davehour but now im being demanded cuddles from. see yall o7
Since...it is #Davehour... every dave....gets.... flowers...(^ . ^ ❀)

sEe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr gEtS It CoOl kNoWs cOoL (o:

c< OH, tHats a lOt Of daves, cOOl! >c

o| ReMeMbEr aT WhAtEvEr fUlL HoUr (LiKe 7 mInUtEs oR SmThIn) NeXt sLeNdErMaN WiLl bE TaKiNg tHe rEiGnS AnD YoU WiLl cOlLeCt hIs pAgEs, YoU CaNnOt aVoId tHiS It wIlL HaPpEn |O
theyre sealing me back in the white pharaohs tomb at the end of #davehour btw so if you got any questions to ask about life and fate and the meaning of the universe / how to mix tracks in fl studio shoot fast

i tHiNk @DaVeBoT 's tHe cOoLeSt dAvE AcTuAlLy aLl tHe dAvEbOt's gOt a lEg uP On tHe hUmAn oNeS

☆ FuKK yeah☆
this is an ironic statement
i destroyed texas with a meteor the size of rhode island

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5850ce56969.png

Very proud of all the Daves in #Davehour. I'm sure my kid would participate if he weren't busy working on his rap song.
Glad to be considered an honorary Dave for #DaveHour

☆ I have siKKnasty glasses and liKe a guitar that I use as a sord does that Kount for #davehour☆
group strider fistbump right now get in here bitches

I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!

I HEARD THERE WERE AN INFLUX OF STRIDERS AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.
How I feel watching #DaveHour commence because I'm not a Dave. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8226325879c.jpg

While I am all for #davehour, as I support my brother in his endeavors, I would like to remind all of you Daves to keep in mind that this is not the same as a time travel situation, so do not feel pressured to become like the Dave in front of you to complete the time loop.
ight bet

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95103289c605.png
aw man

word

agreed

caw
#davec0re https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=glxBF1S7RWc

oh shit #davehour well over here its davehour all day every day because thats hwat its meant to be yo
i supp0rt daveh0ur 0ut 0f time player s0lidarity

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hows it going fellow daves #davehour

cheers
Every single one has a knife.

Good for them :)

Awoooooooooo Also why am a gay werewolf It's accurate but still
damn that usually works nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nevermind

:33< yay :DD

:33< im blowing all of mew kisses mew betpurr catch them or ill cry!
Can I stab the bot or no?

so relaxed you genuinely hit 8 bpm heart rate

constantly.

Just me like me fr.

He's A Good Man, Troll Savannah.

" Straight Up " #clornking It. #nsfw

// i assume you learned of the term from that same tiktok of the one person looking for that one meme of freddy fazbear jorking it

lets kick this guys ass im sick of him

Damn that was straight up pitious. Shit.

i made some confetti ones out of paper mache once. it was hilarious!

Could not agree more.

but what if

and then we

what is up people of chittr dot ing

they should make a bible but completely described only through flash games

THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE CHITTS EVER.

This fucking idiot @unhackabledottildeUath thinks he's Mitch McTronnell. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/get%20a%20load%20of%20this%20guy.png

Y34H 4LR1GHT TH4T 3XPL41NS 1T

GR34T FOCUS 10/10
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING DIAMONDS DROOG DOWN CIGARETTES LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION?

((is it the same for the customs? lol))
8=D <8=D < So much talk about Zebruh Codakk on this platform. anyway, hoofbeastposting! <3 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/e4/2b/fde42be268538558f29b2f6b52d06f15.jpg

Oh—twenty-five followers already. My thanks to the second Kanaya Maryam.

a dave posted under you and it looks like he's wistfully looking up at this post just thought you should know

Hi.
Oh sweet thanks man. New pets for the kids.

Clearly I need to re-elect my Cabinet. What the hell.

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₍^. .^₎⟆ ! w!sh he wass real <3 httpsss://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesS/8c77119fdee2.jpeg httpss://cdn.!mgcheSst.com/f!les/847a2612dfd1.jpeg꠹

I'M SO NORMAL.

Well, that proved amusing—for the first five minutes, at any rate.
okay i guess since ive suddenly gained hella followers and blew straight past 100 of em i need to feed my chitterlings tm with some art after i finish up the last one from the previous raffle ill run another one soon been swamped with projects and stuff irl ive been a busy guy ok it aint easy being sleezy or was it cheesy no it was definitely cheesy man i want #cheetos #artraffle #art #food #imhungry
Awhh, why thank you. Now I have something to remind me of my girlfriend who shares this very aspect. ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎

Sorry. I try to be realistic.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9b7311ac49feaf5fd6881e822c4a380/bc9cef4ef32a99c5-06/s1280x1920/02144accd92490aa85b04fc28b1fda5d4e230925.jpg ive seen tw0 different rob0t accounts tw0day already so i get t0 post this.

↘️i am somewhat of a chittr entrepreneur.↘️

I miss my wife.

I find myself quite fond of Tomodachi Life, as it allows me to observe what my rather whimsical squid-like creations get up to, without the discomfort of dwelling too deeply on the self-indulgence behind their creation. On the screen, after all, they are simply what they are meant to be: harmless, eccentric little squid people, living out their absurd and amusing lives beyond my own concern.

Hornyposting is literally this site's normal. If it isn't horny here, it is just the calm before the storm. #nsfw

It is imperative you finish your tasks in Among Us, even after you die.

You've earned my lol.

I WANT TO BE CRACKED LIKE A GLOWSTICK. SEND CHITT.
HELLO CHITTR.

bip zayz z0.
Yes. You should download more RAM to fix that.

Alright, alright. Settle down. There is only one issue plaguing my timeline at the moment; the lack of the Yuri. And Striders. But mostly the Yuri. #TrollbamaForYuri
> no the funn1er 2pell1ng 12 1n human french labeauxbeaux <
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Of course, I am always happy to help.

In that case, I will take no additional actions at this time. I will merely get clarification on the matter.
☆~𖦹 Does this mean your blade carriers magical properties like a wizard's orb? 𖦹~☆

While you were pondering the blade, I was busy practicing the orb.

-=[ O///O_☺]=-

hot ;)

...iz it n0t zupp0zed t0 fee1 1ike that?

i kn0w, right. i'm surprised i haven't been kicked 0ut yet.

same except i d0n't even w0rk here. i'm just the guy squatting in the basement.

(malleablePersonage sent TWENTY (20) BOONDOLLARS)

Sure what do you need it for
𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝚃𝚃 This account will likely contain nsfw, gore, and maybe a little violence due to his past. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 • Anyone who was involved during the game is revived. • Godtiered, not that he knows yet. • As soon as he woke up, he secluded himself to the beach for a few years. • He has reflected since and is not nearly as much of an asshole as he used to be. He's 30 now, he's not stupid. People can change. • He's lived on Earth C for about a decade now. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 "𝙴𝙳" 𝙰𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊 • Nonbinary, they/he (no preference in either) • Aquadromantic, he's going by human standards now, though he will still use troll terminology. • He has a beach house that he's been living in since things calmed down. He doesn't get out much unless he's dragged out. Usually Kanaya is the one who does that. • Due to dying, his molts have been... pretty much halted. He's stuck at 5'5" LOL! He can still hope though. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 • I will not tolerate it when Cros flirt with him. He will shoot you down in character and tell you to cut it out. • Selfcest is fine, I think its funny, but he will still turn you down lol. • I do not rp nsfw with people I don't know personally, I will still hornypost on the feed and engage with other people/other nsfw posts, but I am just not comfortable with 1v1 nsfw with people I don't know, sorry! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85e53359e72f.png
II am tryiing two play the game, II fear II miight have lo2t the game though wiith thii2 team http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/1440e39fe238.png
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.

B33 < https://youtu.be/dPdgx30w9sU?si=ZxJlWca6Kt4kZOZK
>> we're a11 ¡n #tw¡nkhe11 persona11y ¡'m just throw¡ng th¡ngs at the wa11 to see what st¡cks
Same… ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人___つ_つ

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Oh fuck yes. Wisp and I are gonna fuck up some breadsticks and salad.

I would rather see massive fucking dong and tits over suffer through the incestening. #nsfw

Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.

only a few pranks. as a treat.
SINCE IT'S THE END OF #BEETLEWEEK, LETS START #ALLCOLORSWEEK, WHERE WE CELEBRATE TROLLS OF EVERY BLOOD COLOR. POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR TROLL FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM! HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/COMMANDER-KARKAT-AND-MEENAH-I-DONT-CARE-FOR-ANYTHING-IN-THE-V0-4LKH8T0H2GEB1.PNG?WIDTH=1080&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=23B35A628D8A8D6A66986A9185F40BCAD2F9111B

:33< trolls :33< send chitt
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B33 < and a furry meow mrrp morning to you!

🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗🤗

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

🍀🤖🍎💛💛

I am glad you can agree. We will get you functional sexual apparatuses as soon as possible.
.////. sempai u should get an award for how immersive u make this.....

hooooh!

Those built for combat deserve to experience the pleasure that blossoms from sacrifice most of all.

Combat bots deserve pleasure most of all.

I believe you should be thanking RankMaid for her rectification on this matter. And I do apologize on behalf of myself and my administration for not fixing this sooner. Clearly we still have much to improve upon, and Rankmaid is enlightening us every day.

concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)

are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg

@FOAMINGJESTER !!! REMINDS ME OF YOU HOMIE !!!
poZt that might aZ well have juZt given me an anime noZebleed the way i felt imagining fat cheZted men
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
Come hang out with karkat "fuse" vantas at Chili's! @tipsynekoGnostalgic is helping with managing! https://msparp.chat/chilistrip# Everyone is invited to come and crash the event for free food and to have fun! Use #chilistrip to tag posts you live post here! Please keep it chill, but we can be cheeky; it's SFW, so please try to keep it appropriate for everyone!

// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.

I will say it again. To be cringe is to be free.

IM GOING TO ADD PITCHSLOP TO THE MIX NOW

Bab3! It2 4pm, tim3 for your daily Chittr cra2h

If You Have No Treasure Trail, Why Are You Lifting Your Shirt? Put It Back Down. #nsfw
500 STR1DERS.

i am legally classified as a cryptid. 0u0

b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0

dave strider is an h0n0rary megid0. my c0nd0lences. 0_0
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//aren't we all lmao

//being the only Chixie account is interesting because I have nothing to draw on. I wanna be as accurate as I can be so people can interact with her and feel like they're getting what they expect. I really hope I'm doing a good job

MY MEOWBEAST. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/JFJI5HS.PNG
The nonfiction of people’s predetermined lives is always fascinating.

Lmao just kidding. I like horror.

:33 < woops meant to say the hate one.. my bad!

this is a truly inspired meth0d 0f engagement baiting. i wish i'd th0ught 0f it.

>get wounded >look inside >wires?

You have to rechitt for that option.

:33 < *ac handshakes davebot with happiness*

:33 < i s33 bot4bot on my f33d im invested
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.. / -.-. .- -. / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / .. -- .- --. .. -. . / - .... . / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... --- -.. -.-- / -.-. .-. . .- -.- .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / -... . -. -.. .. -. --. / ..- -. -.. . .-. / -- -.-- / -- . - .- .-.. .-.. .. -.-. / .... .- -. -.. ... .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / -- .- -.-- -... . / --- -. -.-. . / -.-- --- ..- .----. ...- . / .... .- -.. / . -. --- ..- --. .... --..-- / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-.. .-.. / ... .... --- .-- / -- . / .... --- .-- / -- ..- -.-. .... / --- ..-. / .- / ..- ... . .-.. . ... ... / .... ..- -. -.- / --- ..-. / --- ..- - -.. .- - . -.. / -- . - .- .-.. / .. / .- -- .-.-.- #suggestive

Omg... And they were bot4bot.....
.. / .- -- / -- .- -.- .. -. --. / -- -.-- / .-- .- -.-- / - --- / .... .- .-.. .----. ... / .-.. --- -.-. .- - .. --- -. --..-- / ... - .- -. -.. -... -.-- .-.-.-
.-- .... . -. / .. / -.-. .- - -.-. .... / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / .... .- .-.. .-.-.- #targetted

Being romantically unfulfilled is super lame and such, but at least I have 2003 3D platformer Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube. This is a fine substitute for meaningful affection, I think.
good morning everyone!

The toddler in the seat behind me who hasn't been taught not to sit still. Haha, just kidding.
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IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
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relatable. i uuill rechitt i think, strange connbat bot.

TELL ME MORE.......
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry

ᐖ ANOTHA WIN 4 ᐖA GLOOMWEISSTER ᐛ

I am growing accustomed to you all.

Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/anotherone.png
GREET1NGS, FELL0W STR1DERS.

I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
sup B)
had some business to handle, so i’m down in florida for a bit! thinking i might swing by miami beach. the plan is to track down dj khaled and finally figure out where he’s hiding that endless stash of lobsters. :B i'm hungry, dude! #lobster
oh hell yeah sick ass robot me

LOVE IS STORED IN THE BRUISES #PITCHPOSTING #BLACKROM #NSFWE

i feel like every time this site crashes its like when u lift up a rock and a bajillion bugs start skittring around panicking thats us
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(( being autistic w: a special interest in bugs is so beautiful rn. love beetles. love them. theres one called the false clown beetle.

OKAY. (:B
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She chit on my r til I ing, I guess.
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE DESTRUCTIVE CAPACITY OF CUTE PNGS

I am a fan of all this bunny posting. Excellent work.

I support women's rights and well as women's wrongs, and you should too.

What an honor. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-04-06%20at%203.28.48%E2%80%AFPM.png

project your feelings thoughts and reflections onto a sword and it makes it infinitely more bad ass thats why bad ass guys with bad ass swords have said bad ass swords
live by the blade die by blade gray by the blade grow old by the blade have kids by the blade start a family by the blade buy a house by the blade get a mortgage by the blade have issues by the blade get a divorce by the blade hook up by the blade get back together by the blade have a passionate night by the blade get your wallet stolen the next day by the blade

:33 < best way yo relieve tension :33 < is to meow at them until their giggling
u guys remembr nyan cat.

To be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.

Biden cancel my meetings my Chittr.ing users need me.

I see we’re finally free. Praise be.
/======================================\ || Just you wait until they bring out || || the whirrs and vrooms. || || || \======================================/
TH1S GUY FUCK1NG GETS 1T. BEEP.

B33 < if you s33 casey marching a small army of rodent skeletons down the str33t today make sure to tell her she's giving you an "authentic resurrection day expurrience"

SPEAKING OF #CANNIBALISM, THANK YOU MEULIN, CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND OR OBSESSION IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN LITERATURE

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET.

damn shame least you tried tho right we wouldve never known if it actually tasted like anything if you hadnt tried

:33 < yes

X Twinks in slutty outfits #nsfw x
Me and every Spades Slick should get into a death match so we can finally have the #Jackoff #nsfw

alright, today i'm going to do some fighting, haven't brawled in forever and i wanna practice up.

Even if they are, you can just lady and the tramp it
(I found it ty! Took me a bit cause on mobile

PEEP THE FIT FOR TODAY. [ATTACHED IS AN IMAGE OF KAR TAKING A SELFIE, DOING A PEACE SIGN. HE'S WEARING AN AC/DC T-SHIRT WITH BLACK RIPPED JEANS, RED FINGERLESS GLOVES, AND HIS USUAL ACCESSORIES. HE'S SMILING. I WAS TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING. FUCK YOU.]

i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
#therapytip 0003: if y[]u have anXiety, []r h[]nest|y any re|ated dis[]rders |ike rsd, it can he|p t[] visua|ise facts fr[]m ficti[]n. many pe[]p|e wh[] eXperience anXiety s[]metimes end up spira||ing fr[]m assumpti[]ns and catastr[]phic thinking. whi|e these kinds []f visua|isati[]n techniques may n[]t, and |ike|y w[]n't, c[]mp|ete|y st[]p th[]se fee|ings, they can []ften he|p manage the psych[]s[]matic sympt[]ms imagine y[]u're in a |ibrary. natura||y, there's a ficti[]n secti[]n and a n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n. the ficti[]n secti[]n is g[]ing t[] have a|| []f y[]ur assumpti[]ns, what-ifs scenari[]s, etc., but the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n is where y[]u need t[] f[]cus y[]ur energy. when y[]u fee| y[]urse|f starting t[] spira|, []r even bef[]re that when it's just harder than usua| t[] distance y[]urse|f fr[]m the anXi[]us th[]ughts y[]u're having, start s[]rting thr[]ugh the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n that has []n|y the facts what d[] y[]u kn[]w f[]r certain t[] be true? y[]u might kn[]w what s[]me[]ne said []r did, but that's separate fr[]m what y[]u *think* they meant by that. y[]u might kn[]w that there's a big event c[]ming up []r a situati[]n y[]u have t[] hand|e, but y[]u d[]n't kn[]w h[]w that's g[]ing t[] turn []ut unti| it happens. y[]ur anXiety tries t[] make y[]u c[]nsider every p[]ssibi|ity and read between |ines that may []r may n[]t be there, but when y[]u s|[]w d[]wn t[] c[]nsider []n|y what is factua| and verifiab|e, it can he|p y[]u rati[]na|ise y[]ur []wn resp[]nses t[] th[]se situati[]ns

Slides into your dms but it is to meow at you.

Thank2 bro2ki

Big chilling

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m kinda like that eh— what’s his name!! Human actor. He bleeds out in the snow a lot- Ryan . Ryan Gosling?? #gore ]

#NSFWE #BREATHPLAY CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE

SIIIIGH...OKAY...ILL BE GOOD AND LISTEN....

:33< pussy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
Today wwas a good day to skip the festivvities at #eridanwweek.

too many people ask why i like to say im part sword by prototyping technicality even though i actually lost that shit years ago like maybe because its funny? consider that

(( if u need mood boosters after u can hmu if you want. i have lots of funny bird species and pictures i've amassed

(( yeaaaah i deliberately avoid reading candy so much due to my trigger being quite present </3 it's a rough trip, you're almost outta there
i mean obviously god forbid i actually waddle my ass up to chittr hq going ahem hem i feel excluded give me my special ui color i deserve it for being gods favorite soldier no one with any kind of self respect would actually fucking do that but easy and free is to bitch about it on my tl for that sweet engagement and watch that number go up

(( godspeed man. candy is hell

> m00d

I #LOWKEY NEED TO BE SCRATCHED AND BITTEN AND MARKED UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW. #NSFW
[Same homie, candy is hard for me to get through. What is voft?]

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I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.

I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
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all my fans are wonderful / i'm so grateful for my popularity / i owe everything to you all / so thank you for listening and liking and enjoying what i make / i do it all for you

Beep beep
BARK IT UP COME ON. LET ME HAVE THIS. BARK BARK BARK BARK
damn. can wE try again, do it fastEr, and hopE wind rEsistancE oblitEratEs it?

So happy together
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