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I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT, BUT SURE.
YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT. THIS SHIT ISN'T CUTE. IT'S MAINLY PATHETIC. YOU'D HAVE ALL THE TROLLS WITH THE ABILITY TO FEEL PALE WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS AT YOUR FEET, BEGGING FOR YOU TO BE THEIR MOIRAIL WITH HOW PITIOUS THIS WHOLE DISPLAY HAS BEEN.
YEAH, I'M GONNA QUIT THIS NOW, THEN. LET ME KNOW IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK-TALK. LIKE NORMAL FUCKERS.
SO ARE WE DONE HERE OR DO I HAVE TO PLAY THE ROLE OF SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO YELL.
maybe i like it nassty but ssometimess i like it niceyss sstyle too....... im a multifaceted pervert ok? #nssfw
YOU'RE A VERY SAD MAN, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.
HUH. THAT'S. SOMETHING.
OK. MIGHT AS WELL DOCUMENT MY FINDINGS TO THE GRAND AUDIENCE OF ZERO WHO ACTUALLY READS THROUGH THESE POSTS. THE GIRL, ROXY, (OR "POPROX" AS SHE ASKED ME TO CALL HER, WHICH I WILL NOT.) IS A NULL WITCH. HER ROOMMATE, "DIRK", (NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.) IS A WOLF WHO LIVES WITH HER PARTTIME AND OUT ON THE NEARBY MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BROTHER PARTTIME. I DIDNT MEET HIM TODAY. WITH MEDIAL OFFENSE DIRECTED TO THIS UTTERLY BATSHIT MANIC PIXIE DREAMBITCH, HE SEEMS LIKE THE BRAINS OF THE CANDY GOLEM OPERATION. HE GOT THE MATERIALS AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT, AND SHE PROVIDED THE ACTUAL MAGIC. ASSUMEDLY, HE WAS ALSO THE MODEL FOR "HAL", WHICH. SEEMS UTTERLY FUCKING NARCISSTIC TO ME, BUT WHATEVER. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE WOLVES LIVING NEARBY, SO. MIGHT LOOK INTO THAT TOMORROW. IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE. YEAH. WHATEVER. GEEZ, CHERRY, WHAT A FINALE TO YOUR LONG FUCKING WINDED MONOLOGUE ABOUT SOME BORING WITCH YOU MET. I DONT CARE. YOULL TAKE MY RAMBLING SLOP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY.
WELL, FUCK, GUESS WE'RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU PACK OF MALFUNCTIONING CHAT CLIENT POPUPS. YEAH. IT'S ME. BEFORE ANYBODY STARTS WITH THE "WOW, YOU TYPE LIKE HIM" OR "NICE GIMMICK" OR WHATEVER OTHER HALF-BAKED FORENSIC DETECTIVE BULLSHIT YOU PEOPLE DO FOR SPORT, LET ME SAVE EVERYONE THE TROUBLE. I AM KARKAT VANTAS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. HONESTLY, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING MOST OF YOU HAVE DONE ALL WEEK. I'M NOT HERE FOR A FUCKING BLOOD TEST, A BIOGRAPHY QUIZ, OR TO PARADE AROUND MY MEDICAL HISTORY LIKE SOME KIND OF PERVERSE CARNIVAL EXHIBIT FOR TERMINALLY ONLINE ENTOMOLOGISTS. PEOPLE GET WEIRD ABOUT THAT SHIT. THEY ALWAYS DO. YOU LET ONE DETAIL SLIP AND SUDDENLY EVERY MORON WITH AN ACCOUNT STARTS TALKING TO YOU LIKE THEY'RE EITHER YOUR DOCTOR, YOUR EXECUTIONER, OR WORSE, YOUR SYMPATHETIC FRIEND. PASS. I'M HERE. I'M USING THIS SITE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, THAT MEANS I'M NOW SURROUNDED BY TIMELINE REFUGEES, SELF-PROCLAIMED GODS, TWO HUNDRED DOC SCRATCH(E)S, AND PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THEY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A THESAURUS AND THEIR PROLONGED CONCUSSION SINCE RENDERED THEIR PANS INNERT. YOU RADIOACTIVE HALLMARK FREAKS JUST BEST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.
NO!! NOT AT ALL!!!
I MEAN, YOU ARE ANNOYING, BUT NOT THAT ANNOYING. USUALLY.
GOD, WHATEVER! BEEP FUCKING BOOP YEAH YOU'RE A ROBOT WHATEVER!!! JEGUS FUCK, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. NOT REALLY.
YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. IT'S A WONDER I'M PUTTING UP WITH THIS CONVERSATION! IT REALLY IS. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO SHUT UP.
YOU AGGRIVATE ME SOMETIMES. ETC ETC. I CAN'T PULL MORE SHIT OUT OF MY ASS RIGHT NOW. TOO BUSY WATCHING THE PRINCESS BRIDE. WHICH YOU SHOULD WATCH. BECAUSE IT'S GOOD.
DON'T FUCKING BEEP AT ME, STRIDER! GO BEEP BOOP JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. BOP BEEP OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
I THINK YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND YOU SHOULD GO STAND IN THE CORNER AND THIN ABOUT YOUR CHOICES.
YES! YES YOU DO! YOU NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN. YOU NEED TO ENJOY IT. IT'S A *REALLY* GOOD MOVIE, DAVE!
I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MOVIES! YOUR TASTE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHITTY AND THIS JUST DRIVES THIS POINT HIVE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. GENUINELY! I KNOW YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS SHIT TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME, BUT I THINK YOU GENUINELY THINK THIS FACT AND THAT'S SUCH A SAD FACT. DO YOU HAVE NO JOY? NO WHIMSY? I'D MAKE YOU WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE AGAIN IF I WERE THERE SO YOU COULD SEE ABSOLUTE CINEMA, BUT I'M NOT. JUST KNOW, IF I WERE, YOU WOULD NOT BE LEAVING THE COUCH. YOUR FLAT ASS WOULD BE PARKED UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED THE MOVIE. THIS APPLIES TO ALL MY, QUOTE UNQUOTE, "SHITTY ROMANCE MOVIES."
OH, WHAT THE FUCK! TROLL PRINCESS BRIDE??? SERIOUSLY??? OF ALL THE MOVIES????
THE FLOOR IS YOURS, STRIDER.
I JUST SIGHED VERY LOUDLY. FINE. OKAY. SURE. DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP YELLING AT YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK LIKE WE'RE CIVILIZED?
I THINK IT DOES! I THINK IT MATTERS A LOT IF I'M WAISTING MY TIME ON YOU.
I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR RAGEBAIT. I'M A BETTER MAN THAN I WAS 28 MINUTES AGO. IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE YOURSELF MAD, THEN SURE. BE MY GUEST. DON'T COME WHINING TO SOMEONE WHEN YOU END UP BEING IN A BAD PLACE. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOU SO BAD, ANYWAY??
I WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT. THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL BE PUBLICLY SHAMED FOR YOUR SHITTY ME WRITING. IGNORING YOU IS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT, SO MAYBE YOU COULD CALM YOUR RUMBLESPHERES AND KEEP YOUR FLAT ASS ON THE SEAT INSTEAD OF PACING AROUND WHAT I ASSUME IS YOUR ROOM. I MEAN THIS FROM A PLACE OF UTMOST CONCERN; FIND SOME POOR SHMUCK TO TALK TO ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. JUST IN GENERAL. IT COULD MAYBE GET SOME HELP. OR DON'T! WHO CARES! NOT ME. I'D NEVER.
PRETEND WITH ME THAT I JUST SIGHED VERY LOUDLY, PICKED UP A BRICK, KISSED IT, AND CHUCKED IT AT YOU FULL SPEED. OKAY? DID YOU DO THAT? IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU?
THIS IS JUST IMMENSELY PATHETIC, I HOPE YOU KNOW.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED, OH, I DON'T KNOW, TALKING TO A THERAPIST INSTEAD OF GETTING SOMEONE TO YELL AT YOU?
I'M SORRY? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ACTIVELY WANT THAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU? JEGUS CHRIST, AND I THOUGHT REGULAR DAVES WERE BAD! DOES BEING A BUNCH OF METAL SUDDENLY MAKE YOU SOME KIND OF FREAK?
GO KILL YOURSELF. AGAIN.
It’s just that easy. Glad to be of service.
I understand. I miss my matesprit was well; I am currently arguing with a variant of him in my replies just to feel something.
.. Sigh. What’s wrong dog?
==> Question 14, from theLiker: do... you... like... things?... ==> Things? People? Places? I do like a lot of things. It all depends on what these things are that you wish to know about. I like music, I like occasionally eating, I like dancing, I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. Ask me anything~
i read that as markiplier 4 sum reason
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
You've been nothing but incredibly sweet to me- I could shed a tear.
I am flattered you would hold me so dearly.
==> Question 10, from Lepida Fidrak: WHAT WASS HAPPENING WHEN YOU HAD SHUT DOWN AND ARE YOU OKAY >8? ==> It appears I was put into a void box by an unknown assailant. My tracking systems were down, so I took a moment to reboot and see if that might help the issue. It did not. If it were not for the efforts of @daveBot and co, I would have been stuck in there for much much longer.
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doves top 5 daves on here #5 @turntechVaulthead idk what the vault thing is about and the nuclear war is scary but damn the radiation poisoning my boy can post #4 @translunaryGloam #tiger #3 @daveBot respect to the big cheese the boss of davecord and davehour even if he is so many and his skin metal & shiny #2 @turntechGodbird only fucker here who gets me if i die i want her to inherit my account #1 @barackObama sorry folks you know it had to happen the big man does it again
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]
Thank you for being here. You are very good at coordinating a rescue.
Initializing...
D --> My hooves have been made pincushions of
I am conserving battery. Though it does not seem to be helping.
@daveBot
D --> Do not sneak up on me I will punch you due to your metallic nature and my finely honed battle instincts
I am holding onto myself.
I believe you can do it.
Thank you. You're such a sweetheart.
I have rebooted my systems and I still appear to be stuck, my sensors are still not working. I can't move. It is dark. Dave, please help.
eDging a SuB until they cry anD then Making theM cuM over anD over anD over until they cry again #nSfw
8=8 > TWIN
8=8 > put me and commander Karkat in a room someones coming out pregnant #nsfw
my scanners indicate an overwhelming homosexual crisis about you im sorry
Thanks it's me the real dracula watch my movieᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
>> Rea1 1mfao
i'm sayin' this on the daily.
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay
im at your baby mamas crib throwing m&ms at your kids head full speed
B33 < *sits around all chill with tail swaying around and shit* #meow https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetachillaf.png
big taxidermy doesnt want you to know that walruses arent actually shaped that way
think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome
:33< thank gog
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i got my eyes peeled
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https://i.postimg.cc/YS6mpvMv/image-2026-05-13-221343410.png @turntechGodhead#4629 Your turn. As requested. I hope this will suffice.
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hyped for this
you wouldnt download a bitch
yeah well we'll see
i was gonna run another round of hunger games after i'm done with working if you wanna die one round again :)
alright party people sorry my doctor took an hour to do a 20 minute appointment but its time for the #stridergames to begin https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
welcome... to the #stridergames https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
waiting on my golden ticket
Alright, I can wait.
even morons have a voice and can use it even if theyre wrong
let's fuckin gooo
a collective of daves sounds like literal hell count me in
Dave Hour is for everyone is... idk why it made me smile so much but it did.
why they call it oven "of in" cold food "of out" hot eat the food
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whatever you know i cant say no to my big man
give me my dave hour badge i served this nation in the trenches
reposting the treenis i was given a daveminute by @daveBot to do so thanks bro anyways look at this funny #stick i found while i was on a walk today heavy set of nuts right there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
when will it be davehour so i can repost the treenis i found
apologies if any page finders did not get a reply #slenderhour had a lot of participants and i am only one faceless entity https://i.imgur.com/OHClDug.png just know i was watching over all of you the entire time and i appreciate you partaking
#slenderhour is now over thank you for participating say congratulations to all the prize victims i mean winners for superb page finding acumen
sUrE MaN, a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiLl bE ArOuNd.
congratulations you found all my pages you've won the secret slender surprise™ i will be there shortly to deliver it in person Don't go anywhere.
Clinging. It was one of your better moments.
i believe in you these last few will be tough but you are so close now
I found another page but why is it wet... WHY IS THE PAGE WET.
oh uh yea sure 5/8 who keeps leaving these shipping pages out i need to figure that out
woah uhhh some of the rankmaids pages mightve got mixed in with mine or something like that at least its fine ill still count them
Slenderman is chill now.
they dont get the super secret slender surprise™
fantastic job davebot keep it up
... yep, thats about what i expect from the striders.
i think i found karkat's grocery list
find karkats groceries
WHAT THE FUCK. THIS ISN'T MY GROCERY LIST. EVERYONE GET OFF THIS #SLENDERHOUR BULLSHIT AND TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK MY GROCERY LIST IS. I NEED TO FINISH ALL OF MY PREP BEFORE IT GETS LATE.
i figured a picture would be helpful since this seems to be a lot of peoples first time page finding
hello #slenderhour participants if you need help finding my pages try here https://i.imgur.com/4FJ5yOv.png
Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.
good a quarter of the way there
#slenderhour https://i.imgur.com/5fECr9D.png
( ′Д`) I'd like to publicly apologize for the upbringing of clocks and irony. #sowwy
.emahs a tahW ?ydaerla su dessap sah ruohevaD# ,star hA
S9 I have 6een #dashwatching f9r the past h9ur and I am quite c9nfused 6y... Everything.
historically accurate knight a..nd their sword
alas p00r strider we hardly knew ye
just because it is now #slenderhour does not mean daves cannot find my pages page finding is an activity for everyone
goodebyee https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e73ed82a33af.png
g00dbye daves :(
its officially #slenderhour find my pages theyre in every forest on every planet in every dimension have fun https://i.imgur.com/mpKH4BU.png
its been a fun #davehour but now im being demanded cuddles from. see yall o7
Since...it is #Davehour... every dave....gets.... flowers...(^ . ^ ❀)
jk ofc i lov each n evry dave in this websiet like theyr my kids
sEe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr gEtS It CoOl kNoWs cOoL (o:
c< OH, tHats a lOt Of daves, cOOl! >c
the #daves r multiplyin at an alarmin rate u guys we mite b facin an extinction event if theyr not contained soon help us trollbama
#slenderhour starts in 7 minutes be ready for a pagetastic time
o| ReMeMbEr aT WhAtEvEr fUlL HoUr (LiKe 7 mInUtEs oR SmThIn) NeXt sLeNdErMaN WiLl bE TaKiNg tHe rEiGnS AnD YoU WiLl cOlLeCt hIs pAgEs, YoU CaNnOt aVoId tHiS It wIlL HaPpEn |O
theyre sealing me back in the white pharaohs tomb at the end of #davehour btw so if you got any questions to ask about life and fate and the meaning of the universe / how to mix tracks in fl studio shoot fast
i tHiNk @DaVeBoT 's tHe cOoLeSt dAvE AcTuAlLy aLl tHe dAvEbOt's gOt a lEg uP On tHe hUmAn oNeS
the real dave was society
this is an ironic statement
absolutely big man you got it
i destroyed texas with a meteor the size of rhode island
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being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this
Very proud of all the Daves in #Davehour. I'm sure my kid would participate if he weren't busy working on his rap song.
Glad to be considered an honorary Dave for #DaveHour
☆ I have siKKnasty glasses and liKe a guitar that I use as a sord does that Kount for #davehour☆
group strider fistbump right now get in here bitches
I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!
I HEARD THERE WERE AN INFLUX OF STRIDERS AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.
How I feel watching #DaveHour commence because I'm not a Dave. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8226325879c.jpg
While I am all for #davehour, as I support my brother in his endeavors, I would like to remind all of you Daves to keep in mind that this is not the same as a time travel situation, so do not feel pressured to become like the Dave in front of you to complete the time loop.
(^・_・^) < TH33 GR33AT STRID33R N33ST HATCH33D!!!!!! #TOO MANY STRID33RS
ight bet
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aw man
word
agreed
i appreciate this
(=^‥^=) < IF I TURN A CORN33R AND S33 ANOTH33R PAIR OF SHAD33S I’M GONNA START ASSUMING TH33Y MULTIPLY WH33N UNATT33ND33D.
caw
#davec0re https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=glxBF1S7RWc
oh shit #davehour well over here its davehour all day every day because thats hwat its meant to be yo
(=°-°=) < OKAY WHY IS TH33R33 AN 33NTIR33 L33GION OF DAV33 STRID33RS RIGHT MEOW???
i supp0rt daveh0ur 0ut 0f time player s0lidarity
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hows it going fellow daves #davehour
cheers
Every single one has a knife.
Good for them :)
Awoooooooooo Also why am a gay werewolf It's accurate but still
damn that usually works nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nevermind
:33< yay :DD
:33< im blowing all of mew kisses mew betpurr catch them or ill cry!
Can I stab the bot or no?
so relaxed you genuinely hit 8 bpm heart rate
constantly.
Just me like me fr.
// i assume you learned of the term from that same tiktok of the one person looking for that one meme of freddy fazbear jorking it
lets kick this guys ass im sick of him
Damn that was straight up pitious. Shit.
i made some confetti ones out of paper mache once. it was hilarious!
Could not agree more.
but what if
and then we
they should make a bible but completely described only through flash games
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE CHITTS EVER.
This fucking idiot @unhackabledottildeUath thinks he's Mitch McTronnell. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/get%20a%20load%20of%20this%20guy.png
Y34H 4LR1GHT TH4T 3XPL41NS 1T
GR34T FOCUS 10/10
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING DIAMONDS DROOG DOWN CIGARETTES LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION?
((is it the same for the customs? lol))
8=D <8=D < So much talk about Zebruh Codakk on this platform. anyway, hoofbeastposting! <3 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/e4/2b/fde42be268538558f29b2f6b52d06f15.jpg
when y0u are mean t0 me this is wh0 y0u are being mean t0 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/5ce2c6cc4273.jpg #bug #insect
I JUST FORCED JOHN TO LET BOTH OF US IN, TIED DAVE DOWN BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A PAIN, AND HAD JOHN HELP ME. SADLY WE ONLY HAD ONE THING WE COULD USE TO KEEP IT IN AND IT WAS A BEAST SHAPED SERVING BOWL THAT JOHN GOT TO USE FOR ROXY’S BIRTHDAY ABOUT A YEAR BACK..
Oh—twenty-five followers already. My thanks to the second Kanaya Maryam.
a dave posted under you and it looks like he's wistfully looking up at this post just thought you should know
Oh sweet thanks man. New pets for the kids.
Clearly I need to re-elect my Cabinet. What the hell.
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₍^. .^₎⟆ ! w!sh he wass real <3 httpsss://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesS/8c77119fdee2.jpeg httpss://cdn.!mgcheSst.com/f!les/847a2612dfd1.jpeg꠹
I've put my firewall back up, sorry you little creepy crawlies who wanted to slip your way in. ;)
Well, that proved amusing—for the first five minutes, at any rate.
This virus is fairly harmless, all it seems to do is give them the same glitch I get on magnets.
It seems you all are having trouble with a virus. I shall sip tea and watch the consequences of your terrible choices.
okay i guess since ive suddenly gained hella followers and blew straight past 100 of em i need to feed my chitterlings tm with some art after i finish up the last one from the previous raffle ill run another one soon been swamped with projects and stuff irl ive been a busy guy ok it aint easy being sleezy or was it cheesy no it was definitely cheesy man i want #cheetos #artraffle #art #food #imhungry
Awhh, why thank you. Now I have something to remind me of my girlfriend who shares this very aspect. ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎
Sorry. I try to be realistic.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9b7311ac49feaf5fd6881e822c4a380/bc9cef4ef32a99c5-06/s1280x1920/02144accd92490aa85b04fc28b1fda5d4e230925.jpg ive seen tw0 different rob0t accounts tw0day already so i get t0 post this.
↘️i am somewhat of a chittr entrepreneur.↘️
howw did you find that out and didnt knoww howw to play sudoku
I find myself quite fond of Tomodachi Life, as it allows me to observe what my rather whimsical squid-like creations get up to, without the discomfort of dwelling too deeply on the self-indulgence behind their creation. On the screen, after all, they are simply what they are meant to be: harmless, eccentric little squid people, living out their absurd and amusing lives beyond my own concern.
Hornyposting is literally this site's normal. If it isn't horny here, it is just the calm before the storm. #nsfw
It is imperative you finish your tasks in Among Us, even after you die.
You've earned my lol.
I WANT TO BE CRACKED LIKE A GLOWSTICK. SEND CHITT.
HELLO CHITTR.
bip zayz z0.
Yes. You should download more RAM to fix that.
Alright, alright. Settle down. There is only one issue plaguing my timeline at the moment; the lack of the Yuri. And Striders. But mostly the Yuri. #TrollbamaForYuri
> no the funn1er 2pell1ng 12 1n human french labeauxbeaux <
all good in the neighborhood my davey daveling
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calling all nepetas to the scene…
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Yes. I have become my ultimate self with help from Ult Dirk, and ascended. I am having fun... loads.
Of course, I am always happy to help.
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In that case, I will take no additional actions at this time. I will merely get clarification on the matter.
☆~𖦹 Does this mean your blade carriers magical properties like a wizard's orb? 𖦹~☆
While you were pondering the blade, I was busy practicing the orb.
-=[ O///O_☺]=-
hot ;)
I LOVE HOW DAVEBOT IS JUST ALWAYS LIVEPOSTING. SUCH AN ICON.
...iz it n0t zupp0zed t0 fee1 1ike that?
i kn0w, right. i'm surprised i haven't been kicked 0ut yet.
same except i d0n't even w0rk here. i'm just the guy squatting in the basement.
3833 < I really liked the cat, it was like a deep sea creature! > 38DD
3833 < 3833 < HELL YEAH!!! > [fantasticalFairy has wired 20 BOONBUCKS!]
3833 < I am being 1 million patient... >
(malleablePersonage sent TWENTY (20) BOONDOLLARS)
yeah sure no strings attached
Sure what do you need it for
been cloudy all wweek that i forgot wwhat the fuckin sky looked like https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1564171f7ef.jpg
sorry ta ruin yer timelines wwith my presence but hey
𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝚃𝚃 This account will likely contain nsfw, gore, and maybe a little violence due to his past. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 • Anyone who was involved during the game is revived. • Godtiered, not that he knows yet. • As soon as he woke up, he secluded himself to the beach for a few years. • He has reflected since and is not nearly as much of an asshole as he used to be. He's 30 now, he's not stupid. People can change. • He's lived on Earth C for about a decade now. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 "𝙴𝙳" 𝙰𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊 • Nonbinary, they/he (no preference in either) • Aquadromantic, he's going by human standards now, though he will still use troll terminology. • He has a beach house that he's been living in since things calmed down. He doesn't get out much unless he's dragged out. Usually Kanaya is the one who does that. • Due to dying, his molts have been... pretty much halted. He's stuck at 5'5" LOL! He can still hope though. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 • I will not tolerate it when Cros flirt with him. He will shoot you down in character and tell you to cut it out. • Selfcest is fine, I think its funny, but he will still turn you down lol. • I do not rp nsfw with people I don't know personally, I will still hornypost on the feed and engage with other people/other nsfw posts, but I am just not comfortable with 1v1 nsfw with people I don't know, sorry! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85e53359e72f.png
Fruit on the 8ottom? Yeah, that's where they go. ::::) #nsfw
[YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE]
Who the hell is using the phone in my office? I'm trying to scroll here!
nah i appreciate you boo the thought means so much
II am tryiing two play the game, II fear II miight have lo2t the game though wiith thii2 team http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/1440e39fe238.png
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.
B33 < https://youtu.be/dPdgx30w9sU?si=ZxJlWca6Kt4kZOZK
>> we're a11 ¡n #tw¡nkhe11 persona11y ¡'m just throw¡ng th¡ngs at the wa11 to see what st¡cks
Same… ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
howwd you contribute to chittrs momentary death
we cant aLLLL be the reason why chittr went down. one of you guys has gotta be LLying
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oh hell no #vaguepost
3833 < GRUB UPDATE!!! OREO NEGOTIATIONS WERE SUCCESSFUL!!! > 3833 < GET GRABBED!!! >
Oh fuck yes. Wisp and I are gonna fuck up some breadsticks and salad.
3833 < I am bribing with an Oreo. > 3B33
3833 < They are a menace and would likely body drop my husband... >
I would rather see massive fucking dong and tits over suffer through the incestening. #nsfw
#ALLCOLORSWEEK NONE OF YOU ARE POSTING! WHEN I CHECK THE TAG, ONLY MY STUFF SHOWS UP, SO GET TO WORK! HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/5C308A11A6A385D10FD534FB6DF71BE4/CC5B494482B1DC01-0A/S540X810/3F05944B9096965611058FF2F3C8DE01C25DCCD9.PNG
Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.
only a few pranks. as a treat.
((((thanks
SINCE IT'S THE END OF #BEETLEWEEK, LETS START #ALLCOLORSWEEK, WHERE WE CELEBRATE TROLLS OF EVERY BLOOD COLOR. POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR TROLL FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM! HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/COMMANDER-KARKAT-AND-MEENAH-I-DONT-CARE-FOR-ANYTHING-IN-THE-V0-4LKH8T0H2GEB1.PNG?WIDTH=1080&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=23B35A628D8A8D6A66986A9185F40BCAD2F9111B
:33< trolls :33< send chitt
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::::D
Do iiiiiiiit.
B33 < and a furry meow mrrp morning to you!
🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗🤗
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🍀🤖🍎💛💛
I am glad you can agree. We will get you functional sexual apparatuses as soon as possible.
.////. sempai u should get an award for how immersive u make this.....
hooooh!
Those built for combat deserve to experience the pleasure that blossoms from sacrifice most of all.
Combat bots deserve pleasure most of all.
I believe you should be thanking RankMaid for her rectification on this matter. And I do apologize on behalf of myself and my administration for not fixing this sooner. Clearly we still have much to improve upon, and Rankmaid is enlightening us every day.
concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg
I have produced a code that if my accounting for nuance is correct could simulate a high in robots. I'll be testing it out shortly. #substances
<-damn, good luck wit# your dms, t#o :-P
SO DEMANDING! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ALPHA HERE. #NSFW
HTTPS://IMAGES.THECONVERSATION.COM/FILES/401922/ORIGINAL/FILE-20210520-13-ES8MWV.JPG?IXLIB=RB-4.1.0&Q=45&AUTO=FORMAT&W=754&FIT=CLIP #BEETLEPOSTING #BEETLEWEEK
OH NO, AM I TOO MEATY FOR YOU? #SUGGESTIVE
@FOAMINGJESTER !!! REMINDS ME OF YOU HOMIE !!!
poZt that might aZ well have juZt given me an anime noZebleed the way i felt imagining fat cheZted men
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
Come hang out with karkat "fuse" vantas at Chili's! @tipsynekoGnostalgic is helping with managing! https://msparp.chat/chilistrip# Everyone is invited to come and crash the event for free food and to have fun! Use #chilistrip to tag posts you live post here! Please keep it chill, but we can be cheeky; it's SFW, so please try to keep it appropriate for everyone!
// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.
I will say it again. To be cringe is to be free.
♡♡|OH NO, ARE YOU OKAY? REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE SAFE AND LOVED BY MANY!|♡♡
♡♡|AM I BEING COMPARED TO SOMEONE ELSE? I HOPE WE ARE EQUAL, BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUAL!|♡♡
♡♡|SELF CARE IS ONE OF THE BEST KINDS OF LOVE!!|♡♡
IM GOING TO ADD PITCHSLOP TO THE MIX NOW
Bab3! It2 4pm, tim3 for your daily Chittr cra2h
If You Have No Treasure Trail, Why Are You Lifting Your Shirt? Put It Back Down. #nsfw
I have a joke about time dilation… but depending on your frame of reference, it might take longer to get.
i am legally classified as a cryptid. 0u0
b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0
dave strider is an h0n0rary megid0. my c0nd0lences. 0_0
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//aren't we all lmao
//being the only Chixie account is interesting because I have nothing to draw on. I wanna be as accurate as I can be so people can interact with her and feel like they're getting what they expect. I really hope I'm doing a good job
MY MEOWBEAST. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/JFJI5HS.PNG
OH NO, MY SHIRT, ITS RIDING UP #NSFW
The nonfiction of people’s predetermined lives is always fascinating.
Lmao just kidding. I like horror.
:33 < woops meant to say the hate one.. my bad!
this is a truly inspired meth0d 0f engagement baiting. i wish i'd th0ught 0f it.
:33 < *ac handshakes davebot with happiness*
:33 < i s33 bot4bot on my f33d im invested
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so in like a month from now ive got a banger party coming up hoping my timeline folks can come to this function open invite to alternates of course
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As it were.
Omg... And they were bot4bot.....
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a lil snippet from last nites party ft. @aventurineCopycat ;) #selfie^2 #cuties https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27aa623763ac.png
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Being romantically unfulfilled is super lame and such, but at least I have 2003 3D platformer Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube. This is a fine substitute for meaningful affection, I think.
good morning everyone!
my entire page this morning is just other mes finally some good content
time 2 binge play horror gaymes the whole day :)
The toddler in the seat behind me who hasn't been taught not to sit still. Haha, just kidding.
*BEGINS TO REPAIR VERBAL CENTERS* *SSSLLLOOOWWWLLLYYY* #SUGGESTIVE
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Righty-o. I suppose i should make an intro post, given i have been lurking around here long enough. My name is jacob, but my friends call me jake! I have a passion for adventure and all things wonderful cinema! I am very pleased to meet everyone here and i hope to make some friends!
OH NO, THE COOLANT IS LEAKING ALL OVER MY LEGS. #NSFW #ROBOTPHILIA
IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
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relatable. i uuill rechitt i think, strange connbat bot.
NONO, KEEP GOING.
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
ᐖ ANOTHA WIN 4 ᐖA GLOOMWEISSTER ᐛ
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
I am growing accustomed to you all.
Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/anotherone.png
GREET1NGS, FELL0W STR1DERS.
i can always make things worse. don't underestimate me.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
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sup B)
had some business to handle, so i’m down in florida for a bit! thinking i might swing by miami beach. the plan is to track down dj khaled and finally figure out where he’s hiding that endless stash of lobsters. :B i'm hungry, dude! #lobster
oh hell yeah sick ass robot me
LOVE IS STORED IN THE BRUISES #PITCHPOSTING #BLACKROM #NSFWE
i feel like every time this site crashes its like when u lift up a rock and a bajillion bugs start skittring around panicking thats us
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(( being autistic w: a special interest in bugs is so beautiful rn. love beetles. love them. theres one called the false clown beetle.
im hearin alot abt girlbulge ever since i joined n i love love love the energy but hear me out 4 a sec boy pussy ;3 #nsfw
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She chit on my r til I ing, I guess.
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE DESTRUCTIVE CAPACITY OF CUTE PNGS
I am a fan of all this bunny posting. Excellent work.
Just saw a unicorn ass bunny. Fucking sick.
I support women's rights and well as women's wrongs, and you should too.
What an honor. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-04-06%20at%203.28.48%E2%80%AFPM.png
project your feelings thoughts and reflections onto a sword and it makes it infinitely more bad ass thats why bad ass guys with bad ass swords have said bad ass swords
Good day for retaliatory property damage. Break a window this Monday.
jesus i need a second barack obama actually made me emotional i need to sit and think on this by the blade
HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, BOT, ARE YOU PART DOG? #SUGGESTIVE
while you were studying the blade i studied the blade
live by the blade die by blade gray by the blade grow old by the blade have kids by the blade start a family by the blade buy a house by the blade get a mortgage by the blade have issues by the blade get a divorce by the blade hook up by the blade get back together by the blade have a passionate night by the blade get your wallet stolen the next day by the blade
I COULD RELEASE IT #SUGGESTIVE
:33 < best way yo relieve tension :33 < is to meow at them until their giggling
To be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.
Biden cancel my meetings my Chittr.ing users need me.
I see we’re finally free. Praise be.
/======================================\ || Just you wait until they bring out || || the whirrs and vrooms. || || || \======================================/
TH1S GUY FUCK1NG GETS 1T. BEEP.
B33 < if you s33 casey marching a small army of rodent skeletons down the str33t today make sure to tell her she's giving you an "authentic resurrection day expurrience"
SPEAKING OF #CANNIBALISM, THANK YOU MEULIN, CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND OR OBSESSION IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN LITERATURE
// LOL thank yooou
damn shame least you tried tho right we wouldve never known if it actually tasted like anything if you hadnt tried
:33 < yes
HELLO. I WAS TOLD THAT CHITTR IS "WHERE ALL THE TROLLS BE AT." HERE I AM. MAKE ME INTERESTED IN STAYING.
X Twinks in slutty outfits #nsfw x
// HEHE sorry this made me laugh really hard and made my day
// LOL, Gammie is 8ft tall so that's exactly the POV
Me and every Spades Slick should get into a death match so we can finally have the #Jackoff #nsfw
alright, today i'm going to do some fighting, haven't brawled in forever and i wanna practice up.
Even if they are, you can just lady and the tramp it
>+. VIOLENCE PAUSED I HAVE DOGS TO PET .+<
(I found it ty! Took me a bit cause on mobile
PEEP THE FIT FOR TODAY. [ATTACHED IS AN IMAGE OF KAR TAKING A SELFIE, DOING A PEACE SIGN. HE'S WEARING AN AC/DC T-SHIRT WITH BLACK RIPPED JEANS, RED FINGERLESS GLOVES, AND HIS USUAL ACCESSORIES. HE'S SMILING. I WAS TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING. FUCK YOU.]
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
#therapytip 0003: if y[]u have anXiety, []r h[]nest|y any re|ated dis[]rders |ike rsd, it can he|p t[] visua|ise facts fr[]m ficti[]n. many pe[]p|e wh[] eXperience anXiety s[]metimes end up spira||ing fr[]m assumpti[]ns and catastr[]phic thinking. whi|e these kinds []f visua|isati[]n techniques may n[]t, and |ike|y w[]n't, c[]mp|ete|y st[]p th[]se fee|ings, they can []ften he|p manage the psych[]s[]matic sympt[]ms imagine y[]u're in a |ibrary. natura||y, there's a ficti[]n secti[]n and a n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n. the ficti[]n secti[]n is g[]ing t[] have a|| []f y[]ur assumpti[]ns, what-ifs scenari[]s, etc., but the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n is where y[]u need t[] f[]cus y[]ur energy. when y[]u fee| y[]urse|f starting t[] spira|, []r even bef[]re that when it's just harder than usua| t[] distance y[]urse|f fr[]m the anXi[]us th[]ughts y[]u're having, start s[]rting thr[]ugh the n[]n-ficti[]n secti[]n that has []n|y the facts what d[] y[]u kn[]w f[]r certain t[] be true? y[]u might kn[]w what s[]me[]ne said []r did, but that's separate fr[]m what y[]u *think* they meant by that. y[]u might kn[]w that there's a big event c[]ming up []r a situati[]n y[]u have t[] hand|e, but y[]u d[]n't kn[]w h[]w that's g[]ing t[] turn []ut unti| it happens. y[]ur anXiety tries t[] make y[]u c[]nsider every p[]ssibi|ity and read between |ines that may []r may n[]t be there, but when y[]u s|[]w d[]wn t[] c[]nsider []n|y what is factua| and verifiab|e, it can he|p y[]u rati[]na|ise y[]ur []wn resp[]nses t[] th[]se situati[]ns
3833 < My husband keeps picking the grubs up and moving them around to piss them off. > 3833 < Maybe if they didn't want to be picked up they wouldn't be grabbing sized. > 3>8pp
yeah it was funny im not going to argue that fuck you nevertheless
cant caw cant beep fuck it all
dont beep on me bro
hey what the fuck
[ # Good.Morning. ]
Slides into your dms but it is to meow at you.
oH MY GOD i SAID, sO MANY THINGS,
Thank2 bro2ki
Big chilling
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m kinda like that eh— what’s his name!! Human actor. He bleeds out in the snow a lot- Ryan . Ryan Gosling?? #gore ]
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
#NSFWE #BREATHPLAY CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE CHOKE ME PLEASE
SIIIIGH...OKAY...ILL BE GOOD AND LISTEN....
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
yeah i forgot but im pinning blame on past dave for this one
:33< pussy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
Today wwas a good day to skip the festivvities at #eridanwweek.
too many people ask why i like to say im part sword by prototyping technicality even though i actually lost that shit years ago like maybe because its funny? consider that
ok im definitely aliveish now doing the wheel of fate thing for art good luck to all of you
congrats to @coralConviviality you get an art hit me up in dms for deets https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22ee19ec246b.png
(( if u need mood boosters after u can hmu if you want. i have lots of funny bird species and pictures i've amassed
(( yeaaaah i deliberately avoid reading candy so much due to my trigger being quite present </3 it's a rough trip, you're almost outta there
i mean obviously god forbid i actually waddle my ass up to chittr hq going ahem hem i feel excluded give me my special ui color i deserve it for being gods favorite soldier no one with any kind of self respect would actually fucking do that but easy and free is to bitch about it on my tl for that sweet engagement and watch that number go up
(( godspeed man. candy is hell
> m00d
I #LOWKEY NEED TO BE SCRATCHED AND BITTEN AND MARKED UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW. #NSFW
[Same homie, candy is hard for me to get through. What is voft?]
good morning fellow purp fans, i hope everyone is having an awesomesauce day or night
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I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.
I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
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all my fans are wonderful / i'm so grateful for my popularity / i owe everything to you all / so thank you for listening and liking and enjoying what i make / i do it all for you
Beep beep
BARK IT UP COME ON. LET ME HAVE THIS. BARK BARK BARK BARK
yeah, you too.
damn. can wE try again, do it fastEr, and hopE wind rEsistancE oblitEratEs it?
3833 < They shot a Labubu into the stratosphere and it survived... >
So happy together
gotta be a whole community that lets a dave out a day and see how he fairs in the chittr world my god
jajaja joder soy otra vez yo what the fuck is up
woof!!
get freaky with it (openn to innterpretationn)