Diamonds Droog
@debonairDevil
Consigliere of the Midnight Crew. Proud father. AKA Draconian dignitary ((Canon agacent DD. AU friendly)) ((Occasionally NSFW 🔞 DNI))
what should i make next time cookin oar bakin idc
She's a talented baker. She should test herself with something difficult. Pasta meat sauce is not difficult to make on s technical level.
idc if its hard oar easy if its fuckin fire like mah bolognese then thats what makes it worth it
I would let you try mine but the recipe is a trade secret.
I miss running all the front businesses. Midnight City had never seen such fine dining and well run laundromats.
You d8dn't explain the noodles!!!!!!!! You j8st said "sauce" and left it there. Of course I kn8w what noodles are, I'm not an idi8t!!!!!!!! God, do you even KNOW how offensive y8u're 8eing to my culture right now???????? May8e I'll 8lock you, or do you not underst8nd how computers work????????
I know how computers work. I am many years old. If you block me you'd miss out on the sage wisdom of a much more experienced career criminal.
Oh, please. Y8u don't even know how many trolls' lives I've got under my 8elt, how many 8oon8ucks I still have just lying ar8und 8ecause they're just too much to plausi8ly spend. I've got a lot of irons in the fire, okay?
Theft is but one piece in the puzzle that is organized crime. It's good that you excel in larceny. Murder is the easiest crime to commit but it's the hardest crime to do right. You sound more like a warlord than any type of professional criminal.
Well why WOULD I 8e a lousy criminal when I could 8e a warlord? Sounds like it's you who's got their priorities aimed a little too low. When you're o8ligated to kill to survive AND level up in life it's not just little 8a8y games anymore. Murder isn't easy when they always see it coming. It just makes it more fun to lead them to their own demise in spite of that.
I am at peace with my place in life. You sound like you might be chasing a goal that keeps getting further away. Maybe we should talk more about your achievements. What are you most proud of?
Literally saving the lives of the trolls and weird aliens that actually matter? And now leading them toward the Ultim8 Goal that will seed all new life and destroy the Ultim8 Demon? How 8out you consider that and stick it in your 8olognese?
So it's not the money and killing then? Were you just trying to prove that you're better than me at my own game?
Money and killing are so pedestrian. Easy street. I've 8een doing that all my life. Literally, I NEEDED those 8odies, okay? And if it comes with money, who in their right mind would turn up their sniffnode at it? The loot from wrecked ships, the multicolored 8lood on your hands... Sure, it's gr8 and all, 8ut some people have to move on to a higher purpose than that.
I see. What would you say was the hardest part of leading this group of "everyone who matters" ?
(Fuck I love big men)
The hell is that clicking. Metronome?
Maybe it's the bomb finally arriving. Or not.
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A man of substance. Good to see
As productive as emojis can be, surely
If you ever need anything. Or need anyone taken care of. You come to me. Personally.
I invite you to come over for a glass
@blackestQuasar Need a light?
I have people for that, but if you insist.
Insist? No. It's just the polite thing to do to offer a light to a lady. No matter who she might be.