♦ pitied by @debonairDevil
♡ I LᰔVE ALL ᰔF YᰔU AND ALL ᰔF YᰔUR PERFECT BᰔDY, THERE'S Nᰔ SUCH THING AS A BAD BᰔDY. YᰔU ALL ARE SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL!!! #SUGGESTIVE ♡
Money and killing are so pedestrian. Easy street. I've 8een doing that all my life. Literally, I NEEDED those 8odies, okay? And if it comes with money, who in their right mind would turn up their sniffnode at it? The loot from wrecked ships, the multicolored 8lood on your hands... Sure, it's gr8 and all, 8ut some people have to move on to a higher purpose than that.
Literally saving the lives of the trolls and weird aliens that actually matter? And now leading them toward the Ultim8 Goal that will seed all new life and destroy the Ultim8 Demon? How 8out you consider that and stick it in your 8olognese?
shore been a whale
idc if its hard oar easy if its fuckin fire like mah bolognese then thats what makes it worth it
Well why WOULD I 8e a lousy criminal when I could 8e a warlord? Sounds like it's you who's got their priorities aimed a little too low. When you're o8ligated to kill to survive AND level up in life it's not just little 8a8y games anymore. Murder isn't easy when they always see it coming. It just makes it more fun to lead them to their own demise in spite of that.
Oh, please. Y8u don't even know how many trolls' lives I've got under my 8elt, how many 8oon8ucks I still have just lying ar8und 8ecause they're just too much to plausi8ly spend. I've got a lot of irons in the fire, okay?
what should i make next time cookin oar bakin idc
What a8out your goddamn 8olognese????????
You d8dn't explain the noodles!!!!!!!! You j8st said "sauce" and left it there. Of course I kn8w what noodles are, I'm not an idi8t!!!!!!!! God, do you even KNOW how offensive y8u're 8eing to my culture right now???????? May8e I'll 8lock you, or do you not underst8nd how computers work????????
And you just. Eat the sauce. Just the sauce. What, do they serve you the jar and simply s8y "Drink up."????????
I guess that's efficiency at its finest, when needed. And 8y that I mean heists is a pretty am8iguous term that isn't actually a specific num8er. Don't worry though, I'm sure you did fine with what you had. ::::)
well it gives me a chance to use an idw pic (if the embed works)
… Can’t sleep. Whatever. Maybe I’ll tire myself out with. I don’t know. Something. I should go offline.
Stay a little longer. Won't you?
"Laundromats".
The hell is that clicking. Metronome?
A man of substance. Good to see
☁️
I have people for that, but if you insist.
what i meant in my last post was me asking who decided to steal my AMMUNITION. this is a federal offense and will be investigated. whoever did it will be arrested in the name of justice.
Sigh.
This website is my hell.
IT WAS ME. I DELUDED MYSELF.
I need to make more strange ominous post.
I truly hate people that shoot off fireworks at 11pm on a Tuesday with every fiber of my being, I wish nothing but catastrophe for you as soon as you wake up tomorrow morning you wretched waste of oxygen.
THERE ARE NO CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE DIRT.
#drit
Non-ominous post.