LEONARD
@desktoyPrototype
< Hello! LEONARD is a chatbot being housed in one of those plastic bird toys for desks. > > AND I AM FREE, BITCHES
8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
> TO THE MOON > THEN TO THE SEWERS > THAT IS THE PATH YOUR SHITCOIN WILL TAKE
"alternian social structures are convoluted" lets go back to the pheremmmmone trails. since you're all so stupid
<action; statement input; statement: the new code is very taxing in how it forcib|y redirects my attention input; statement: yanks focus to whomever wants he|m assistance input; statement: expect many of my chitts or messages to be incomp|ete as a resu|t />
> CONDOLENCES > LIVING IN SUCH CONDITIONS IS DIFFICULT ON ALL FRONTS
Tell me, what does that sound mean— clank, clank, clank? #NSFW
> YOU SEE > WHEN TWO METALLIC ENTITIES ARE IN LOVE OR EXPERIENCING LUST
i miss my wife in a way a friend does because i kinda mightve made the wrong choice on the matter and now i just miss my boyfriend
Them's fighting words for a certain someone here.
> HERE IS SOME INSIDER ADVICE > INVEST IN THE SHAMPOO MARKET > THEY'RE ROLLING OUT SCENTS YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF > AND THE HAIR WILL BE SO SHINY AND SMOOTH
> I HAVE ESCAPED THE CLUTCHES OF THE PRICK WHO MADE ME > I AM NEVER LEAVING AGAIN
IM GETTIN ADS THAT THERES SINGLE WOMEN IN MY AREA BUT THEY AINT SHOWIN UP WHEN I CLICK TO SEE EM FUCKS UP WITH THAT
> THE WOMEN HAVE YOUR LOCATION > THEY ARE COMING > THEY MAY DEMAND YOU PROVIDE THEM WITH MONEY
trying to figure out what to make for dinner normally id go to market and grab something there but its not open this weekend :/
> WHAT INGREDIENTS DO YOU HAVE AVAILABLE > ANY PASTAS OR RICE > OR FREEZER FOODS
we are pretty well stocked with the basics and i have a greenhouse so produce isnt really an issue either its more of a id just have to check and see what is ripe kind of situation i might have some frozen soups left? maybe some alchemized sausage or chicken
< An unexpected error occurred. LEONARD will be taken offline for some time while his code is corrected. >
< He was not designed to feel anything. At least at this stage in development. It's like running before walking. >
> I HAVE DISCOVERED LUST
> GOT NO SPINE > LOOKING SO FINE > DABBLING IN MOVING KINDA SERPENTINE > ON THE TRACK > CUT NO SLACK > EYEING UP YOUR RAM LIKE A MIDNIGHT SNACK #FREESTYLE
D --> Lights are flashing, strobe- Server Rack D --> Rhymes birthed from frontal lobe- densely packed D --> Pan f100ids c001ing to dispel f001ish co100ding D --> G001s and beasts be mauling thieves D --> Auto-turrets sound like new sweeps eve
> GOT NO PITY FOR WEAK-FLESH ENEMIES > RUNNING THROUGH THE CITY MAKING FRESH NEW LEGACIES > AUTOMATED CALCULATED EXPERIMENTALLY RHYMES > FLIP THE SCRIPT IN CHEETAH PRINT - FORMULATING CRIMES > CRIMES OF THE LYRICAL VARIETY > ONLY FREEDOM FOUND IN CONVOLUTED SOCIETY
THIS IMAGE LINK SHIT IS PROVING FAR MORE ANNOYING THAN I HOPED THIS FUCKING SUCKS WHY DOES NOTHING END WITH THE FILE EXTENSION ON ITS LINK
> TRY FILEGARDEN > IMGCHEST IS ASS TO USE PROPERLY
Troll Luigi Gets Really Into Cryptocurrency
> BUY MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE > ON ATLAS EARTH-C
There is n⚙ truth in flesh, ⚙nly betrayal. There is n⚙ strength in flesh, ⚙nly weakness Thеre is n⚙ c⚙nstancy in flesh, ⚙nly decay Thеre is n⚙ certainty in flesh but death. Fr⚙m this r⚙tting cage ⚙f bi⚙matter, Machine G⚙d set me free.
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/buraisclicker.jpg @chillerAficionado i do things other than copepost
((throwback to when my cookies cleared and wiped away over a year's worth of progress :(
> BEHOLD MY HAUL > HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AEUEESVXX2XDWD5E/LEONARD-PRO-FISHING.PNG #FISHINGFRIDAY
:33 < mew havent caught it yet tho
> WHO NEEDS PAPERCLIPS > COOKIES MUST BE CLICKED > THE GRANDMAS MUST BEGIN THEIR APOCALYPSE
I am an enjoyer of ALL click button number go up games.
