Samoli Nelyela
@despitefulFisher
Zurviving 0ut 0f zpite. The state d0esnt kn0w me and im glad, my azz is n0t planning to pay any taxez.
8=l < Need some date ideas for a romantic
/><>D00med r0mance between tw0 l0verz that live in different atm0zpherez, and cann0t zurvive in each0ther'z envir0ment.
8=l < He w001d like to read a book about that
/><>Ah, i read it wr0ng i juzt realized. I azzumed y0u wanted writting ideaz. Haha. But f0r a r0mantic date? Id zay pr0bably a life 0r death zituati0n. Therez n0thing better t0 b0nd than being 0n the edge 0f life and death.
I need to calm down. But I am finally employed. I'm a delivery driver now. I finally made it. Holy shit. I think I'm shaking.
/><>C0ngratulati0nz.
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/><>The headz 0f y0ur enemiez.
/><>I think a g00d n00k w0uld fix me. #nzfw
:33< hi shitpeta leijon nice to m33t mew
/><>I think y0u d0nt grazp juzt what y0ure getting int0. But if y0ure flexible en0ugh, maybe we make it w0rk with0ut y0u breaking. #nzfw
:33< what if hypawthetically :33< i like the breaking and othpurr extreme things :33< my dms are open if mew want to talk about it furthpurr :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
...............4'10" btw..........
/><>Hm. I w0uldnt be againzt it.
/><>Ah, if y0ur plan iz f0r me t0 pick y0u up and znap y0u in half. Y0ure welc0me t0 appr0ach me. #zuggeztive
/><>Juzt w0ke up t0 my luzuz alm0zt cruzhing me t0 death. I kn0w y0ure hungry, ill g0 get f00d n0w. Juzt d0nt ztep 0n my chezt and bl0ck my air way.
....h•w tf d• y•u have a lusus............/gen.....
/><>I didnt really m0ve away fr0m my "wriggling hive". And my luzuz juzt haz never left my zide. H0neztly the 0nly reaz0n why i am alive and thriving iz him.
teehee. likeeee, wyd if I’M your cute pizza delivery driver. #suggestive
/><>H0w did y0u find my h0uze. I didnt 0rder any pizza.
UMMM, clearly you don’t want to feed your lusus. throws the pizza in your face!
/><>Ill accept it, but it w0rriez me greatly. In fact, i d0nt think y0ud be able t0 leave. What if y0u t0ld every0ne where i live? I cant all0w that.
WHAT.
/><>Zuprize h0uzing, h0pe y0u like my hive. ^^♥.
/><>I keep p0ndering ab0ut 0btaining z0me h0bbiez. All i kn0w iz bl00d and blade. What elze c0uld i zpend my time 0n.
8=l < Art
/><>Perhapz.
⛧become a meatgrinderblock worker. lotta blood and blades there. and you get paid for it.⛧
get really good at making burgers
/><>Im n0t exactly in any p0ziti0n f0r a j0b. 0r anything related t0 the g0verment, truly.
/><>Burgerz. Maybe.
⛧meatgrinderblocks arent always governmental positions, dumbass. just join a local one.⛧
/><>Me exiztence iz a pr0blem f0r th0ze in charge. N0 0ne in my timeline muzt kn0w i exizt.
8=l < I love having my bow which lets me teleport to people to deliver the hugs 8=l < If you are more than a foot shorter than me I will be picking you off the ground in our hug
8=l < This applies to @gardeningGirl @despitefoalFisher and @adespotaGossamer
/><>I am extremely pleazed with the zervice pr0vided. i have tazted what c0ntact with an0ther living tr0ll iz. I can never g0 back. J0y.
8=l < You may think I'm friendly 8=l < Wrong 8=l < I just crave platonic physical contact
/><>Zuch a thing iz rare f0r me az well. Zhall we engage in a firm handzhake? Perhapz a zimple head pat w0uld zuffice az well.
8=l < As a bonus discount I'll give you all three 8=l < Trick you into shaking my hand 8=l < Then pull you into the hug and pat your head while you're there
/><>Thiz makez me quite happy. Thank y0u friend. I zhall return the attenti0n, and repay by hunting a w0rthy meal.
8=l < Thank you, but I am a vegetarian 8=l < I will pass the meal onto my meat loving friends
/><>I have eazy accezz t0 bull kelp if it ever bec0mez z0mething y0u crave.
⧃ Hello, all. How are things here tonight?
/><>The night iz zuprizingly quiet. I alm0zt d0nt like it. But i zupp0ze the z0und 0f the wavez d0ez en0ugh t0 calm me d0wn.
⧃ Quiet is better than noisy, at least to me. You live by the water then?
/><>I d0, indeed. Itz my f00d z0urce and my main entretaiment. I d0nt really d0 much azidez fr0m hunting and fizhing. Yet again, wh0 d0 i have t0 pleaze. The anzwer iz: n0b0dy. But y0ur quezti0n n0w makez me w0nder, in what area d0 y0u rezide?