♠ hated by @despitefulFisher
i picked up a part time gig as a delivwery drivwer. you could newver guess howv much nookie you can get vwhen a gal neglects to tip the drivwer. vwhen you get to the door, flirt a little, dont come on too strong, and make sure you're vwearing a uniform one size too small to really make the pecs pop. she'll get shy, avwoid eye contact wvhile taking her 40 caegar sushi from your sturdy hands, lean in a little, ask if your servwices wveren't satisfactory, and make sure you really lean in at the hip so she knowvs wvhat you mean. novw you need to ask if there is any vway to /earn/ that tip. and make sure you put the emphasis on /earn/ and not /tip/ or the 8road vwill think you're offering her your dignity. if you're into that you're reading the vwrong post, i'm not letting anyone into my diamond factory. im getting off topic here. if she takes the 8ait you're in, get your tip and leavwe 8efore the 8oss starts asking wvhere you wvent. if she doesnt? vwell that's wvhy you use a fake name on the app. #eroticmemoir #sexcapades #sexed
im glubbing at you! glubglubglubglub
i survwivwed
i wwant somethin swweet
oh my god its #fishinfriday
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Ah, I see, you are your whole own tier of daft. Fascinating! I look forward to your attempts.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
/.one.dont.call.me.that.\ \.and.two.you.cant.complain.about.losing.fingers.over.your.career.if.youre.wrestling.with.seacreatures.that.are.allegedly.the.size.of.buildings./
i aint reading all that.
i dont think im ewver getting owver it. i newver lose and im certainly newver losing this.
fef laughed at my wwizard hat. fuckin fight me.
There are positions one acquires, and positions VWWhich seem merely to discoVVer the troll already shaped to occupy them. I haVVe occasionally VWWondered VWWhich sort the Orphaner is. It is an odd title, VWWhen considered literally. One imagines that I make orphans. I suppose I do. But an orphan is defined by VWWhat has been remoVVed from it, and I haVVe neVVer thought of myself as a creature of absence. Quite the opposite. I correct excess. The sea produces VWWithout discipline. It sVWWells VWWith appetite. Great things breed beneath it, feed beneath it, groVWW ancient beneath it. EVVery creature imagines that because it has surVViVVed long enough to become enormous, it has earned permanence. If a ship appears on the Horizon, then I am due to folloVWW. That is all ciVVilization has eVVer been. An interruption of something else. The Empire names monsters so that someone may kill them. It names castes so that someone may arrange them. It names criminals so that someone may hang them. And someVWWhere, VVery early in our history, it looked upon the black VWWater and decided that eVVen the things beneath it required an office. I needed an office. An Orphaner. I am not a hunger, a fisherman, an executioner, nor a gameVWWarden. I am an Orphaner. A title concerned not VWWith the thing killed, but VWWith VWWhat remains afterVWWard. Curious, isn't it? #horror #cVWW-death #cVWW-VViolence #cVWW-imperialism #cVWW-casteism
/?why?are?you?sticking?your?fingers?near?them?\ \?do?you?stick?your?fingers?near?the?mouth?of?a?wildbeast?/
flashbanged wwith the term metrosexual like im readin troll cosmo magazine like 10 swweeps ago
this is the saddest threat i havve evver seen i feel safer knowwin youre so pathetic wwho evven are you no one cares just ash in the annals a history
◥▶◀◤ —> I will do my best not to break your warrior's spirit. ◥▶◀◤ —> But know that I am only using 1% of my STRENGTH.
people call me a wwader like it aint just some beforan nonsense like wwhat do you mean that aint a real insult #hemism i guess