♦ pitied by @despitefulFisher

WOKE UP A HOUR AGO, AND I AM ALREADY READY FOR A NAP.
auuughhh okay let me quit flirting with everyone and aCtually get up. i need to eat.

.....lucky y•u g•t •ne.......im lucky i g•t by •n the kindness •f •thers.........
i wisH I coulD bE mummifieD buT iS kind@ expensivE sO ilL h@vE sticK tO putting mY @shes on my booK coveR

theyre breaking my body into dark crystals that reflect only red light through which only a vast black void can be seen. and then taking those dark crystals and turning them into jewellery. fuck. #body-horror?

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⊙ა๋࣭⭑ 🗯️ i have GOT to fuck that mf ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ ⬅️ is talking about literally every person ive ever met ^^^^^^^^^^

⧃ ...I was going to do something, and I forgot. It felt important.
LAST RECHITT. ACTUALLY CULL YOURSELF.
8=l < I can already feel Kankri putting a chain around my neck and dragging me off to watch Brokeback Mountain with her
.i should have sliced their throat when .i had this .opportunity. #gore #violence

person died in my show.:(

>-8==— oh goodness, oh no... >-8==— i ccant loose another patient like this... >-8==— nono nonono......

c< Hey Hi HellO! i HaveNt slept! iM gOiN iNsaNe! >c

i think OnE of the shIttiEst things EvEr InventEd is the cOncEpt of hAvIng a boss.

i’m too restless to sleep. which, is like, an extremely annoying way to start my weekend?? i have too much energy.

if you even care 8tw

it was and it was
[RATS] <[It's true that I just had the WORST night on the job ever. But it's IMPORTANT TO NOTE that if you HEAR sobbing and crying in a toilet stall, it's NOT ME!]

cant believe this shit i got bullshit to say what am i supposed to do now

:33< *the mighty huntress lays lazily on the mew post button sound asl33p purrventing mew furom making mew posts*

[unit_CN003NF_message] (maybe i-i should t-try out a-a different s-song) [tech_note: please gog try a different song] (... oh u-uh- okay y-yeah i g-guess) [end_message]

i wanna be alone

WHIIIIIIIINE.

i need fucking headphones dude the music here blowwwws who the fuck wants to hear this sad ass music when they're lifting

i found a game thats kinda problematic in terms of themes an devvelopment, but its so silly in concept that im playin it regardless

:33< she shoots... :33< she misses quite badly and takes out a blimp!
/.not.gonna.grace.you.with.some.witty.comeback.\ \.good.luck.with.the.rest.of.your.fingers.though./

UPDATE: I did not die via shower so I guess im water resistant <thumbs up emoji>

Im having a mild crisis. Like I see him. Like hes right there in his yard sitting on the swing but like im. Not sure? Is it just a thing they do the whole 'pip pip cheerio' thing or like . . . He has his phone I see him periodically using it but he could just be watching videos or talking to his grandkids. Why is this bugging me so much?
Listen, man, you can't just come at me sideways, demandin' that I draw you a horse. I understand that I've settled pretty cozily into my niche, fat and nasty as I gnaw into all the hoof-licking dudebros decidedly below me on the food chain, but come on. Have some decorum. If you're not working for it, you're doing jack shit but anticipating that I'm weak willed enough to freely bend to your command. In a move that's pretty standard to this warped ecosystem, you're mischaracterizing me as some kind of regular Philophrosyne. A blow-me-over type bitch, unwilling to get erect and stand up for himself.

B33 < sometimes you get cornered to look at pictpurrs of grasshoppurrs having sex for 20 minutes B33 < and you just gotta allow yourself to be the you thats pogged about bugsex B33 < so anyway jades gonna be digging through soil samples fur grasshoppurr eggs to show six year olds today
...have you ever met someone and known they are far greater than you could ever hope to be?....

Huzzah caffeine.

Some days I'm chill other days I'm like "hey I specifically asked for attention thirty seconds ago why are we not giving me headpats"

hey. you. drink water. don't look at me with my accelerant. you need water.

i vwas vwondering if they made glasses for guys vwith one eye, then I remembered monocles gonna start vwearin one just cause. and cause i broke my glasses in half by accident.

n0... its t00 s00n... n0t an0ther #fishfuckfriday......... #nsfw
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Speaking as someone who is not the most fond of seadwellers overall, you realize you sound absurd, right? They’re not going to take your revenge fantasies seriously.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

Going back to bed. TODAY WILL BE A GOOD DAY. When I wake up.
LET ME FEED ON YOUR NIGHTMARES.

perhaps t0day i sh0uld bulge tease a guy i barely kn0w with n0 real intenti0n t0 sleep with him #nsfw
/.could.only.get.a.single.half.decent.shot,my,palmhusk,couldnt.get.any.darker.shots.\ \.the.colors.all.fucked.up.and.weird,and,the,whole,thing.is.fuzzy./ /.been.feeling.sick,and,it,was,hard,to,breath.earlier.but.at.least.this.helped.a.bit.\ https://file.garden/amVzBbG9ywqLSVJs/imsorry.jpg

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Someone should make alcohol for puppets and dolls alike..

im not ever takin edibles again. i got a little quirky last time. #substances #suggestive

၄⋆၃ reaxhing out to you while i lie on the ground almost xompletely motionless and looking partixularly parxhed (we are in a desert by the way) please may i have a single sip or xruel aid i need it pleaseeeee

I'M SꐦRRY. IM Sꐦ FUCKING SꐦRRY

[unit_CN003NF_message] (i a-am cringe) (a-and uh c-cuz of t-that im f-free) (...) (ok i-im not r-really free b-but at l-least i c-can listen t-to troll k-katy perry m-music and n-not feel b-bad about i-it) [end_message]

SLEEP CAME DANCING T)(ROUG)( MY SKULL, AS IT DOES, 8UT SOMET)(ING'S GNAWING AT MY S)(ADOW—A SILENT ITC)(, LIKE A LOST TOOT)( IN T)(E DARK. PFFT, W)(AT'S IT MATTER! GOOD MORNING, ALL YOU PRETTY LITTLE S)(ARDS OF 8ROKEN GLASS!
8=l < That was incredibly specific 8=l < There are bears here though

So a development... i no longer have a pulse ....um.... help?
!remindYou reminder: you are loved!!!! ^,^;;

whats wirth the puppet touching

Reaching Out Is The Easy Part, But Not Withdrawing When Offered Help Is The Much More Difficult Part, Isn't It? It Is Funny In A Way.

၄⋆၃ oh no the evil weed that makes you needy and evil #substanxes #suggestive

can a girl be horny without pity reacts + funny comments. literally rolling my eyes to the sky. #suggestive
/.walk.begins.\ \.if.i.encounter.anyone.im.immediately.tossing.in.the.towel./

ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when is it my turn to get [CENSORED BY PR TEAM] !!! #suggestive

I h★ve got to lock in.

Some nights you just feel...a little small. Not bad. Not sad. Nothing negative, really. Just. Small. ❣︎
/?im?guessing?youre?the?type?whos?like"the"only"good"seadweller"is"a"dead"one"\

Cronus is ruining #NewGillNight.
8=l < I can be e%ceptionally detailed when I write 8=l < I c001d probably write amazing smut if I c001d 8=l < Well 8=l < Bring myself to do that

tirEd
i never know what to actually post i just type things and hit send...

「AH. I MISS MY JUNIOR.」
i was called a “fine Shhit”… i don’t… dont know what it means but… i don’t Shee… Shee how calling Shomeone excrement is a compliment :(ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

It Is Incredibly Easy To Find Natural Sources Of Pigment. I Hardly See Why Using Blood Would Be Worth It In Any Capacity. Lazy. Uninventive.

>-8==— i lost another patient tonight... >-8==— theyre not dead or anything but they asked to be transferred to a different pracctitioner... >-8==— haha... am i unappealing...?
mapelhoofs wifi sucks ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 only body hair i got are armpit hair and my bush ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 helps keep the stink ^^^^^^^^^^


GREETINGS. WELCOME TO HELL, SUNSHINE. —EMBER💥













