@dichotomousDecency
Don't bleed on the suit.
Ugh.
A shame he's dead. He owed me money.
There is a mysterious stain on the carpet this morning.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE)
? *
It looks like oil, or something similar.
I DON'T THINK ID KNOW WHAT IT IS THEN
It's making me upset. This was a good carpet.
CAN YOU GET A NEW ONE?
Yes. But I have to give whoever is at fault a... talking to.
DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS OR SOMETHING?
Not in here.
SHIT, TRY TO LAY A TRAP FOR YOUR NEXT CARPET?
Pulled a muscle.
I'll take a bath and then sleep. Maybe.
Epsom Salts My Friend
Yes. Thank you.
Whi:Ch mus:Cle?
Gastrocnemius, on the left. My calf.
Take care of yourself, no PAIN no gain my dude.
I'll unblock him when he chooses to behave. Or when I feel like it.
[ dichotomousDecency has BLOCKED @spadesSlick ].
he has not liar fucking diamonds
@carcinoGeneticist#9890 Time is up.
Die, then.
WHAT THE FUCK D:B
Go to bed, baby crab.
If you do not have a healthy routine you are doing yourself a disservice.
he is my adoptive son and you do do not get to hic! @carcinogeneticist#9890 kick him
UUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY ARE YOU JOINING IN ):B
You're fucked up too, you don't get to talk.
Claws the small part of the old me cares about your survival.
( • ᴗ •) OKAY THATS FAIR..
Fine. Whatever.
What troubles you, Droog?
I'm surprised you're asking.
I figured that I would try turning a new leaf and attempt being more kind. You boys work so hard, and for what?
And what has sparked such a change.
The realization that my original goal is for naught.
Elaborate.
Believe it or not, my death is/was tied directly to the destruction of a timeline. Why do you think Spades hesitated to kill me?
I think I might be missing some pieces of information here. But it's good for you to try.
I prefer coffee.
looking for mains maybe... hmu if u wanna be my verse's crew or trolls
Milk is good for your body. If you cannot drink milk however, or don't particularly like it, I do recommend eating a carapacian's shell.
why should i? also i'm pretty sure i sometimes sleepwalk and drink while asleep
Drink earlier.
Are you okay.
no
Do you need to talk.
i... kinda, i should get a beer first
did equius blackmail you into this
No one blackmails me.
DM me.
probably will
@greatestOfalltime I like your facial fur.
Of course you do, I grew it.
Oh.
Don't text nor call me unless it's important.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
Show me pictures of cats. It is a far better topic to converse about.
B33 < furick i dont have any uploaded ill get back to you
Take your time.
I am tired of eating meat cookie sandwiches for dinner.
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
You picked a bad time. I'll admit.
Is there ever going to be a good one.
Agreed.
Oh, goodness, no.
<> So it goes. You know, any of you handsome gentlemen ever heard of a "Union"?