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SAILING ON A SHIP IN A BOTTLE ANCHOR ALL YOUR THOUGHTS TO THE BOTTOM PULLING ROPES AND PULLING YOUR HEAD BACK TO SEE WHAT IS BREAKING THE FOREMAST #LYRIC
@spadesSlick has a Leprechaun Sona pre-prepared. Do with this information as you will.
Here are some more ideas that could help alleviate boredom when your work is under-stimulating: - Arson - Domestic terrorism - Ordering background checks on your colleagues in order to blackmail them - Fidget toys - Sabotaging your employer to get them fired and subsequently receive a promotion into their role - Knitting
SHIT, TRY TO LAY A TRAP FOR YOUR NEXT CARPET?
THAT TOTALLY DIDN'T FILL ME WITH OMINOUS FEAR. DON'T ANSWER WHAT HAPPENED
no
I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed
Epsom Salts My Friend
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I AM NOT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WE WILL BE STARTING THIS ACCOUNT OFF DEMOCRATICALLY. IN THE COMING WIPES, I WILL BE REREADING AND REVIEWING A SELECTION OF HUMAN ROMANCE FROM MY DECENTLY SIZABLE PERSONAL COLLECTION. SOME WILL BE PASSABLY DECENT. SOME MAY BE HYSTERICALLY BAD. WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF LUCK, THIS SONG AND DANCE WILL RESULT IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMPLEXITY OF HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SEXUALITY FOR ANY TROLL WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A HALF-ASSED EFFORT TO LEARN. HUMANS CAN FOLLOW ALONG TOO, I GUESS. IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAS A LIFE CHANGING REVELATION ABOUT HOW POORLY YOU'VE HANDLED CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS AS A SPECIES THEN WE CAN CONSIDER THIS UNDERTAKING TO BE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. I WILL BE COVERING ALL THREE BOOKS PICTURED BELOW IN DUE TIME, BUT YOU, YES YOU READING THIS, CAN SET PRIORITY ORDER BY TELLING ME WHICH OF THESE STORIES YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT FIRST. OR DON'T. I'M GOING TO BE POSTING MY HIGHLY CORRECT TAKES WHETHER YOU ASK FOR IT OR NOT. I'M JUST BEING NICE BY GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHOOSE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS. THE TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM TONIGHT INCLUDE: "MIDNIGHT RAIN", "HYPERVENTILATION", AND "HAPPY CRAPPY LIFE". #LITERATURE #BOOKREVIEWS https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8649.jpeg
...Where am I? How the hell did I get here?
chat how we feel abt feminine lookin men? :) hehehe ;)
NIGHTT
FINE IM GOING TO BED, GOOD NIGHT DIAMOND, SPADE, AND DISCIPLE @SPADESSLICK @AFFECTIONCONSECRATED @DICHOTOMOUSDECENCY
Go to bed, baby crab.
Imagine getting drunk at the enemies a8ode. It's as if you want to 8e caught with your pants down.
// night all. teapartying was fun
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
club got boring, , , off to hunt for bugs , , ,
i trust dr gregory house evenn with the mmalpractice. he got results
Biden, I can’t talk right now, I’m chitting.
WOWIE!!! A WHOLE THREE FOLLOWERS!!! OF COURSE, I KNOW MY OWN WORTH, AND THIS DOESN'T COME AS THAT MUCH OF A SURPRISE... BUT GOODNESS! I'M ALREADY SHAPING UP TO BE A CELEBRITY HERE!
Boys are so clingy.
two centipedes , , , #insects
real men call each other babygirl and no i wont elaborate
"Blood pooling over your eyes. Hands raw from a fight that you can't quite remember. Fuschia stains your vision. A horn snapped off. All that has ever been due to a mistake of yours, is long since gone. Your bone broken into what is useless. You are someone to be forgotten if you are to be lucky. Infamy is more venomous in ways that you forget. Tell one and all. Mock at who is to be executed in the end... All you could do is run in the end" Um - Writing - working on - something > #writing #gore
YER TUMMY IS UNRUBBED FER GOOD BUDDY. GET USED TO IT.
site fucking dying
an i imperial fruit sucking moth c caterpillar https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/05/9a/1f059aae2a03233c46b0a6333d31eae0.jpg
I think perhaps I shall go to the bookstore today.
mmm calcium
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NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
CHITTR SHADY FACT #31 • “ i have it on good authority that itchy of the felt can only be reined in by corporal punishment, particularly in front of other members of the gang.” #nsfw #sortof
(• - •) I got a job. ⚘
Not a lot can compare to cooking your own dinner from scratch while listing to latin jazz music
man hoes on eitther arm hell yeah. big beeffy rustty tto my rightt jacked purple tto my lefftt. i am sandwiched bettween ttwo hott men i am in heaven
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
[[thinking longingly about this bald ass man i might pick a handle for him and make the profile while im at work anyway.... i do not remember at all what handle i used to use for him https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8617.jpeg
I'm going to come gank your lane and steal all your farm. You're welcome.
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
Do you need #EvilSurgery?
#banalldocscratchesposthaste #banalldocscratches #bandocscratch
#banalldocscratchesposthaste BAN ALL DOC SCRATCHES.
Going on a date, wish me luck!
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m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg
p people get s so excited over the insect p posts
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
Stop! This is too adorable! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b24a336e3a4.png
i just made a tiny ribbon bow with a fork ! ! ! ! im so proud of myself
fuck
Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
I Miss My Wife. I’m Over Here Having To Be Normal When I Could Watch The Intricacies Of A Woman With Familial Damage To Her Psyche
piss is out. femmdomm is inn. get with the timmes sheeple #nnsfw
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu