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If I interrupt Cooking Mama I'm cursed for a billion years. So, give me half an hour.
In honor of The Seer of Memories, I present to you a short horror story. The Mind There is a door behind every thought. This is not a metaphor. You and I would be much better of if it were. The first appeared behind the thought of my mother. I was trying not to think about her, which is, of course, the easiest way to think about somebody. The mind is a creature of magnificent spite. Tell it not to picture a wound, and it gives you all of the traits instead. Tell it not to remember a voice, and suddenly you see every imperfection in the speaker's teeth and feel the spittle against your face. I had been sitting at my desk for perhaps twenty minutes when I had realized an alteration to my abode. The wall behind myself had suddenly grown a handle. More accurately, the accompany architecture of a door upon a second glance. There had never been a door there. I knew this because my room was rather small, and because I had spent the better part of three or so years despising its dimensions. The bedroom, the adjacent bath, the small kitchenette afforded to me. It was an unfamiliar and uncomfortable sight, to say the least. There was no possible room for a door. Nevertheless, there it was. White wood with a cold brass handle. There was nothing remarkable about it. I sat looking at it for some time, during which I attempted to reason, perhaps, bargain with myself. Was it the result of fatigue? Carbon monoxide seemed unlikely. A dream, perhaps? Maybe it was a hereditary neurological defect finally blossoming into its mature form. With each explanation, the door changed. I thought fatigue, it became yellowed. Carbon monoxide? A thin black line beneath the frame. Dream? The handle moved to an impossible situation. I stopped thinking. The door stopped changing. I tried concentrating on my breathing, but it is still a thought. In. Out. Lungs. Blood. Oxygen. The door chose a small frosted glass pane to insult me. I tried counting. One. Two. Three. The number 4 appeared in the glass. I left. There was no other reasonable response. There are sensible reactions to impossible things, of course. Distance. For several hours I wlaked through the city and refused to examine anything too closely. I bought coffee. I watched traffic. I stood inside a bookstore and ran my fingers across titles without reading them. I discovered that avoiding thought requires a remarkable quantity of thought devoted specifically to avoidance. Do not think about the door. Do not think about the door. Do not think about the door. By the time I returned home, there were seven. One behind the desk, in the bed, in the shower, in lieu of my refrigerator, two on the ceiling, and one very small door beneath the kitchen sink. Quite an upsetting ordeal to lose one's fridge to the whims of doorways. I opened the smallest door first. Curiosity is merely terror with a good education. The door beneath the sink led into a corridor considerably larger than my apartment. The walls were narrow enough that my shoulders nearly brushed them. There were no lights, yet everything was visible in the pale, sourceless way of something remembered rather than seen. Along the walls were labels. THINGS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY. THINGS YOU SAID INSTEAD. FACES YOU MISREAD. THE SOUND OF YOUR OWN VOICE AS HEARD BY OTHERS. That final one had a lock. I did not touch it. I know how I sound. To the left, MOTHER. To the right, WHY DID YOU THINK OF HER? I chose left. The passage opened into the kitchen of the house where I grew up. The ugly cream-colored cabinets. The burn mark beside the stove. The ceramic hen my mother kept above the sink despite finding it hideous because it had belonged to her mother, who had also found it hideous. This elaborate reconstruction even included my witch of a mother. She sat at the table with her back to me. I knew, without approaching her, she did not have a face. This certainty arrived fully formed. I never did think of her face. Only her presence. I also knew that if I walked around the table and looked at her, she would. One of many contradictions the mind will forge against you. “Hello?” I said. She lifted one hand. Not waving. Waiting. There was a pencil between her fingers. Usually, a cigarette took its place. On the table sat a sheet of paper. I moved closer. It was covered in my handwriting. YOU HAVE REMEMBERED THIS WRONG. Again and again. Hundreds of times. YOU HAVE REMEMBERED THIS WRONG. YOU HAVE REMEMBERED THIS WRONG. YOU HAVE REMEMBERED THIS WRONG. At the bottom was an unfinished sentence. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS My mother tapped the pencil against the table. I backed away. Her chair scraped across the floor. I ran. The corridor was not where I had left it. Instead, there were three doors. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. WHAT YOU WISH HAD HAPPENED. WHAT YOU ARE AFRAID HAPPENED. Behind me, my mother stood. I did not turn around. “You have to choose,” she said. It was my voice. I opened the middle door. The maze adapted to this. After that, it stopped trying to frighten me with monsters. It offered alternatives. Junctions became accusations in the form of decisions. DID YOU MEAN IT? YES. NO. I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON? YES. NO. DEFINE GOOD. WHY ARE YOU HERE? BECAUSE I OPENED THE DOOR. BECAUSE I THOUGHT ABOUT THE DOOR. BECAUSE I WANTED THERE TO BE A DOOR. The passages narrowed when I lied. Though, it wasn't a consistent punishment. I began leaving marks. Arrows scratched into plaster. Threads torn from my blouse. Blood, eventually, when I ran out of both. The marks moved. I would walk for an hour, find an arrow I had carved earlier, feel the brief relief of recognition, and then notice it pointed in the opposite direction. It never immediate. Soon, I stopped trusting my recognition> I stopped trusting the lack of recognition. The maze adapted, of course it did. It was not intelligent, not in a unique way. It knew it needed to survive. It knew it needed me to do so. Intelligent enough to allow me to persist, but it could not be persuaded, deceived, or negotiated with. The maze did not understand me. It was me understanding myself, and there is very little distinction between predator and prey when both share the same skull. Eventually, I found the center. No grand chamber awaited me. No beating heart, no beast coiled around some impossible throne. It was a plain circular room with a single chair occupied by myself. She looked exactly as I did, save for the expression. She looked exhausted. “You took your time,” she said. “I was lost.” “No. You were thinking.” I asked what the place was. A door appeared beside me labeled WHAT IS THIS PLACE? I asked how to leave. Another appeared. HOW DO I LEAVE? I asked what she wanted. WHAT DO YOU WANT? Each question was a precision surgery against my ego, excising anything resembling pride and filling the void with a disgusting humility. I stopped speaking. She smiled. That was when I understood the trick. The maze was never built to keep me inside. It survived because I insisted there must be an answer hidden somewhere within it. Every memory required correction. Every fear demanded explanation. Every mistake needed excavation until I could finally discover the version of myself responsible for it and put her on trial. “I cannot solve myself,” I said. A door vanished. “I cannot remember perfectly.” Another. “I cannot know what every person thought of me. I cannot determine whether every choice was right. I cannot tear apart every memory until I find something underneath it worth calling truth.” The room shuddered. My double stood. “Stop.” I laughed. “I cannot stop thinking either.” For the first time, she looked afraid. “I know.” The maze collapsed. I awoke at my desk. My refrigerator had returned. The walls were where walls belonged. There was only one white door behind me. I left it closed. For several weeks, this was enough. Yesterday, while brushing my teeth, I wondered what would have happened if I had chosen WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED instead. There is now a brass handle in my bathroom mirror. -unreality I occasionally find myself glancing at it. But I wonder, always, if it's her.
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Once upon a time, in a dead timeline, many Roses simply go to sleep and cease existing in order to follow their brother into the next timeline. The hopeful Alpha timeline. Where everything goes correctly and we're all.. not quite alive, but happy. Not quite happy, but alive. But timelines are fickle things, murderous things. They cannibalize and kill their guests. I found that practice rather unbecoming. I wanted to fix it. To break it. So, I left. I went to sleep again and awoke once again in a new body, things slightly different and relationships askew, but no answers laid in wait for me. Still doomed. So I did it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Maryam, then.
You would not believe what the bill of sale says for what I've been granted. I, too, crack like porcelain from time to time.
a friend caught me right at a particular kult milestone! wonder what i ought to do for it!
author of the future author of the past. lord of all that matters lord of all that lasts. i’m your one true creator but to create i must destroy. so, run if you want to, darling little toy, but you can’t change this songs tune, for judgement day is coming and the queen in red is coming soon.
I like barley too. Because it becomes beer.
it is no e✦sy thing...to feel th✦t your mind is not your own. th✦t your resist✦nce is not either. i ✦m sorry to know it h✦s pl✦gued you too ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT. FOR ONCE, KARKAT VANTAS IS ENTIRELY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
Yes.
Ah... my first kill. I had, almost forgotten.
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
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c< if i caN be tHere, i will! >c
I may attend. It sounds interesting
tErrIfyIng, I wIll sEE yOU thErE
Oh, thAt sOUnds vEry fUn!
My first memory is waking up and knowing everything at once. It’s a character builder, that’s for sure!
Mwah.
I love molding!
Yes!
:33< purrpetually always and furever, yeah
I went to the aquarium today. Happy to report there were squids abound. Within their tanks, they moved as though trying to tell me something. Alas, I had to break the news that tentacle therapy must be booked weeks in advance, and thusly I must disregard their problems until they book and pay. Such is the way of the world.
Then Ill Have To Invite You On A Nice Day Prepare Yourself Witch Your Day Of Idle Pleasures Approaches
Interesting As Someone With A Vested Interest In Hazy Precognition I Must Say This Is Rather Curious Do You Do Parties?
(\ /) ... right. of course.
That which was sunken shall rise, all that was sleeping shall be awakened.
Come, come, the hours apporaches when all eyes shall be opened.
I PROMISE THE ODYSSEY REVIEW IS COMING. I GOT A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY, AND IT’S NOW NEARING 3000 WORDS. OOPS.
Lovely. I enjoy the good crunch of grass.
Excellent, as always. I will keep an ear out for your call, or, perhaps, message.
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This is the Last One for now. Unless, I missed you, in which case, my mistkae. Purradox, the Double-Time Pokémon A Fairy/Flying Type! Pokédex Entry: Purradox is produced by an extremely rare interaction between two unrelated Pokémon during trade. Several overlapping soul-patterns exist within its body at once, allowing it to briefly act from different points in time or collapse itself into a tiny heart-shaped light. It prefers controlling the rhythm of battle to overwhelming opponents directly. Gender: Gender Unknown Egg Groups: Human-Like / Flying Catch Rate: 30 Base Friendship: 100 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Speed / 1 HP Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Evolution Line Stridling Normal The Dave stage. Pokedex Entry: A lanky, aloof Pokémon that spends far more effort appearing unimpressed than actually being unimpressed. It has an unusually strong sense of rhythm and frequently produces music using whatever objects are available. HP 70 Attack 80 Defense 60 Sp. Atk 65 Sp. Def 65 Speed 90 BST: 430 Ability: Own Tempo Hidden Ability: Technician Stridling evolves into Tickcaw using the Sprite Stone! An unusually bright stone containing a flickering shape that moves when viewed indirectly. Tickcaw Normal/Flying Pokedex Entry: Stridlings with poor luck tend to seek out Sprite Stones. After touching the stone, the body becomes partially incorporeal, gains avian features and develops a much stronger connection to temporal phenomena. HP 85 Attack 95 Defense 75 Sp. Atk 85 Sp. Def 75 Speed 105 BST: 520 Ability: Gale Wings Hidden Ability: Own Tempo In order to evolve Tickcaw, you have to trade it for a Nepetablet! When the trade completes, Tickcaw evolves into Purradox. Nepetablet remains Nepetablet, but gains a ribbon that prevents it from evolving future Tickcaws. Purradox Base Stats HP: 100 Attack: 105 Defense: 90 Sp. Atk: 100 Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 115 BST: 600 Level-Up Moves 1 Scratch 1 Quick Attack 1 Growl 1 Round 6 Taunt 10 Fury Swipes 14 Metal Claw 18 Slash 22 Agility 26 Copycat 30 Aerial Ace 34 Roost 38 Tailwind 42 Encore 46 Speed Swap 50 Play Rough 54 Feather Dance 58 Swords Dance 62 Court Change 66 Baton Pass 74 Extreme Speed 78 Brave Bird 81 Quiver Dance Ability: Dancer Whenever another Pokémon uses a dance move, Purradox immediately performs the same move. Hidden Ability: Opportunist When an opponent raises one of its stats, Purradox copies those boosts. Yes, I made Davepetasprite^2 a bit broken. Who wouldn't? I am going to begin working on the 'Fakemon' entrants for my upcoming Showdown project. I am curious as to just how fun these will be. I really enjoy the idea of Eviolite Tickcaw as a Quiver Dance Sweeper, or something along those lines...
Xennox, the Daydream Pokémon Fairy/Ghost Pokédex Entry: Xennox prefers quiet places where it can draw and collect objects it finds cute. Its dreams have an unusual tendency to linger after waking, and on rare occasions strange figures resembling Xennox have been observed moving independently nearby. Gender Ratio: 50% Male / 50% Gender Unknown Egg Groups: Human-Like / Fairy Catch Rate: 75 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Speed / 1 Sp. Def Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Evolution Line: Xenkit evolves into Xennox at level 32 at night. Xenkit is a Fairy Type. Xenkit Stats HP 55 Attack 55 Defense 55 Sp. Atk 65 Sp. Def 70 Speed 80 BST: 380 Xennox Stats HP 80 Attack 90 Defense 75 Sp. Atk 85 Sp. Def 90 Speed 100 BST: 520 Ability: Rattled When Xennox is struck by certain frightening attacks or affected by Intimidate, its Speed rises. Hidden Ability: Friend Guard Damage dealt to Xennox's allies is reduced in Double Battles. Level-Up Moves 1 Scratch 1 Baby-Doll Eyes 1 Disarming Voice 1 Growl 6 Quick Attack 10 Covet 14 Fairy Wind 18 Fake Tears 22 Shadow Sneak 26 Charm 30 Doodle 32 Hex 36 Slash 40 Draining Kiss 44 Knock Off 48 Play Rough 52 Shadow Claw 56 Helping Hand 60 Phantom Force 64 Nasty Plot 68 Moonblast I think this reads as a fun in-game Pokémon with a Friend Guard Niche. Although he lacks a lot of the true Friend Guard Utility of say, Clefairy, he still has a lot to offer.
Areignea, the Illuminated Pokemon A Bug/Psychic Type standing at 6'5"! Pokédex Entry: Areignea obsessively records the lives of unusual Pokémon, sometimes observing them without their knowledge. It can use psychic light to restore damaged sight and clear confused thoughts, but the same precision allows it to intrude dangerously far into another creature's mind. Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Bug / Human-Like Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 60 Growth Rate: Medium Slow EV Yield: 2 Sp. Atk / 1 Sp. Def Level 100 EXP: 1,059,860 Areignea is one of two evolutions for the base Pokémon Aranid (Bug/Water), the other being the Water Dark Meyendfang. Aranid HP 60 Attack 35 Defense 60 Sp. Atk 85 Sp. Def 80 Speed 60 BST: 380 Areignea HP 90 Attack 50 Defense 85 Sp. Atk 125 Sp. Def 120 Speed 75 BST: 545 Meyendfang HP 90 Attack 110 Defense 60 Sp. Atk 125 Sp. Def 40 Speed 120 BST: 545 Ability: Forewarn When Areignea enters battle, it identifies one of the opponent's most dangerous moves. Hidden Ability: Healer In Double Battles, Areignea may cure an ally's status condition at the end of each turn. Level-Up Moves 1 String Shot 1 Confusion 1 Helping Hand 1 Detect 6 Struggle Bug 10 Confuse Ray 14 Psybeam 18 Spider Web 22 Heal Pulse 26 Disable 30 Bug Buzz 34 Future Sight 38 Psychic 42 Hypnosis 46 Calm Mind 50 Follow Me 54 Skill Swap 58 Psychic Noise 62 Recover 66 Stored Power 70 Wonder Room 74 Destiny Bond This was one of the more creative spaces for me. Primarily, as I hadn't had a split evolution yet. This felt like the perfect time to experiment with the possibility.
For the record, I have almost all of the remaining ones lined up. I'm putting a few minutes between each ChittrDex entry so that there's an approximation of breathing room. Wusong, the Heaven's Pokemon Pokédex Entry: It is said that Wusong emerged fully formed from a stone egg. Though notoriously unruly and nearly impossible to kill, it shows extraordinary tenderness toward monkey Pokémon and considers every one it meets part of its family. A Rock/Fighting Type! She is a cerified Mythical! Gender: 100% Female Egg Group: Undiscovered Catch Rate: 3 Base Friendship: 50 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 3 Attack Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Wusong does not evolve. Base Stats HP: 98 Attack: 130 Defense: 95 Sp. Atk: 90 Sp. Def: 80 Speed: 107 BST: 600 Ability: Magic Guard Wusong only takes damage from direct attacks. Level-Up Moves 1 Rock Throw 1 Low Kick 1 Leer 1 Taunt 7 Mach Punch 11 Rock Tomb 15 Double Kick 19 Detect 23 Rock Slide 27 Bulk Up 31 Zen Headbutt 35 Acrobatics 39 Brick Break 43 Stone Edge 47 Aura Sphere 51 Close Combat 55 Iron Head 59 Hi-Jump Kick 63 Power-Up Punch 67 Earthquake 71 Extreme Speed 75 Superpower 79 Head Smash The idea is that Magic Guard prevents Recoil Damage for Head smash, provides Hazards/Status Protection to some degree, and is generally a physical Sweeper with some mixed attacking options.
Nyrita, the Unbound Heart Pokémon A Fire/Fairy Type standing at 5'4"! Definitely not also 45 feet tall. Pokédex Entry: Nyrita lives according to its own desires and becomes irritated when others attempt to impose arbitrary rules upon it. Though typically sociable and affectionate, powerful specimens can reduce another Pokémon's sense of self to almost nothing. Weight: Variable Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Fairy Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Sp. Atk / 1 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Nyrita is a third stage of an evolutionary line! Nyrlet evolves at level 22 into Revelita who evolves at High Friendship into Nyrita HP 90 Attack 75 Defense 85 Sp. Atk 115 Sp. Def 95 Speed 90 BST: 550 Ability: Unaware Hidden Ability: Mold Breaker Level-Up Moves 1 Ember 1 Disarming Voice 1 Charm 1 Confide 6 Taunt 10 Draining Kiss 14 Flame Charge 18 Encore 22 Captivate 26 Mystical Fire 30 Role Play 34 Dazzling Gleam 38 Skill Swap 42 Spirit Break 46 Nasty Plot 50 Heartbreak 54 Flamethrower 58 Memento 62 Moonblast 66 Perish Song 70 Overheat I don't think she's necessarily "broken" but I do think I hit the thematics on the head with this one. I did want to experiment a little bit with the space that her Bard of Heart God Tier provided. Signature Move: Heartbreak Fairy Special Power: 80 Accuracy: 100% PP: 10 The user attacks the target's sense of self. If the attack succeeds, the target's Ability is suppressed until it leaves battle.
Serpaz, the Cue-tility Pokémon A Steel/Normal Type! Pokédex Entry: Serpaz is rarely seen without its hardhat and toolbox. It cheerfully repairs damaged structures while entertaining nearby Pokémon with music and terrible jokes. Many of its projects remain unfinished because it begins planning the next one before the first is complete. Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Mineral Catch Rate: 75 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Defense / 1 Attack Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Serpaz is a Single Stage Paradox Pokemon from the Repiton Period. Base Stats HP: 85 Attack: 100 Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 75 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 85 BST: 520 Ability: Punk Rock Boosts Serpaz's sound-based moves by 30%, while reducing damage she takes from sound-based moves by half. Hidden Ability: Sturdy When she is knocked out from full health, instead she survives at one HP. Level-Up Moves 1 Pound 1 Growl 1 Metal Sound 1 Helping Hand 6 Echoed Voice 10 Rock Smash 14 Encore 18 Metal Claw 22 Screech 26 Fake Out 30 Hyper Voice 34 Iron Defense 38 Taunt 42 Protect 46 Uproar 50 Iron Head 54 Parting Shot 58 Shift Gear 62 Boomburst 66 Hammer Arm I know I'm bucking a bit here, and making her a Paradox Pokemon without the Paradox abilities, but I do not care.
I - know >
… You know. Typically, when someone represses something. It’s usually for good reason. I don’t know what I thought back then. I was severely unmedicated, traumatized, and with an intense anxiety disorder and yet-to-be-diagnosed depression. I suppose. Living, I guess. I’m better now. I don’t… I mostly don’t think like that anymore. I’ve moved out, cut contact, moved to low contact after she barely-sorta-apologized,I’ve moved on. I’s like, to stay that way.
Nepetablet, the Cave Artist Pokemon! Pokédex Entry: Nepetablet decorates its den with drawings depicting Pokémon it has met and relationships it believes they should form. Each individual develops a wildly different battling style by imitating techniques it finds interesting. Height: 5'0" Weight: 108 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Field / Human-Like Catch Rate: 90 Base Friendship: 100 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Nepetablet is a Single Stage Pokémon and does not evolve! Base Stats HP: 75 Attack: 90 Defense: 70 Sp. Atk: 65 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 105 BST: 480 Ability: Technician Moves with 60 base power or less receive a 50% boost. Hidden Ability: Cute Charm Very straightforward. When she's hit with a contact move, there's a chance you fall in love. Level-Up Moves 1 Scratch 1 Growl 1 Sketch 1 Baby-Doll Eyes 5 Quick Attack 9 Fury Swipes 13 Bite 17 Covet 21 Sketch 25 Hone Claws 29 Slash 33 Charm 37 Trailblaze 41 Sketch 45 Play Rough 49 Night Slash 53 False Swipe 57 Swords Dance 61 Sketch 65 Double-Edge 69 Pounce 73 Baton Pass 81 Sketch She's a bit like what if Smeargle was useful. Honestly, she might be the most powerful one I've built so far. Even if I ignored giving her more moves than Smeargle, the 105 base speed makes her extremely dangerous. But, this might be favoritism to her for providing some... artistic persuasion to some of the statistics I've conjured up.
Aradym, the Emperyean Pokémon A Water/Fighting Type! Pokedex Entry: Aradym is often mistaken for an aggressive Pokémon due to its imposing size and military demeanor. In reality, it forms affectionate bonds easily and has been observed treating weaker Pokémon with considerable patience. Gender Ratio: 100% Male Egg Groups: Human-Like / Water 1 Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 70 Growth Rate: Medium Slow EV Yield: 2 Attack / 1 HP Level 100 EXP: 1,059,860 Aradym is a Single Stage Pokémon and does not evolve! Base Stats HP: 100 Attack: 120 Defense: 90 Sp. Atk: 65 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 75 BST: 535 Ability: Defiant Whenever one of Aradym's stats is lowered by an opponent, his Attack rises sharply. Hidden Ability: Swift Swim Doubles his Speed in rain. Level-Up Moves 1 Water Gun 1 Tackle 1 Leer 1 Mach Punch 6 Aqua Jet 10 Arm Thrust 14 Bite 18 Water Pulse 22 Brick Break 26 Aqua Tail 30 Bulk Up 34 Revenge 38 Liquidation 42 Circle Throw 46 Wave Crash 50 Close Combat 54 Hydro Pump 58 Superpower No bespoke gimmick. Just a good carry through the game. I imagine an event between badges 6 and 7 where you have to confront him. Sort of like the Red Gyarados. I think he has a lot of TM and HM Pool diversity, and I considered the hidden ability Huge Power but that might just be too much.
Ursilangish A Normal/Ghost Type standing at 6'2"! Pokédex Entry: Ursilanguish is unusually receptive to incorporeal Pokémon. Wild spirits frequently gather around it, and some will temporarily inhabit its body. It interprets subtle changes in their behavior as omens of events yet to come. Weight: 95 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Amorphous Catch Rate: 75 Base Friendship: 70 Growth Rate: Medium Slow EV Yield: 2 Sp. Def / 1 Sp. Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,059,860 Ursilanguish is a second stage pokemon, and evolves from Ursilly. Base Stats HP: 95 Attack: 45 Defense: 75 Sp. Atk: 105 Sp. Def: 125 Speed: 70 Ability: Cursed Body When Ursilanguish is struck by an attack, there is a chance the attack becomes Disabled. Hidden Ability: Receiver When an ally faints, Ursilanguish inherits that Pokémon's Ability. Level-Up Moves 1 Pound 1 Astonish 1 Helping Hand 1 Lucky Chant 5 Confide 9 Night Shade 13 Safeguard 17 Disable 21 Hex 25 Wish 29 Curse 33 Follow Me 37 Shadow Ball 41 Destiny Bond 45 Heal Bell 49 Future Sight 53 Trick 57 Pain Split 61 Perish Song 65 Helping Hand 69 Poltergeist 73 Healing Wish Ursilanguish is a specially defensive support and wall. In doubles, she serves a unique purpose and can potentially singlehandedly give you the game if you're set up properly for victory.
Laikull, the Celestial Pokemon, UB-20 "UNEARTHED". A Dragon/Ground Type standing at 6'7"! Pokedex Entry: Laikull originates from a timeline that should no longer exist. It manipulates space around itself with extraordinary precision, altering distance, size, and gravitational force at will. Though affectionate toward those it accepts, perceived threats to its chosen master are met with immediate and excessive violence. Height: 6'7" Weight: 218 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Nonbinary Egg Groups: Human-Like / Field Catch Rate: 10 Base Friendship: 35 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Attack / 1 Sp. Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Evolution Line: Laikull is a Single Stage Pokémon and does not evolve! Base Stats HP: 110 Attack: 125 Defense: 95 Sp. Atk: 100 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 65 BST: 570 Ability: Beast Boost Every time Laikull knocks something out, their highest stat rises one stage. Level-Up Moves 1 Tackle 1 Bite 1 Leer 1 Teleport 7 Howl 13 Mud-Slap 19 Dragon Breath 23 Gravity 29 Crunch 31 Bulldoze 37 Dragon Tail 43 Psychic Fangs 47 Cosmic Power 53 Earth Power 59 Jaw Lock 61 Earthquake 67 Dragon Claw 73 High Horsepower 79 Outrage 83 Trick Room 89 Headlong Rush The following moves can be tutored through the Empire Merchant: Stomping Tantrum Dig Earth Power Dragon Pulse Draco Meteor Dragon Claw Breaking Swipe Scale Shot Dragon Tail Outrage Crunch Psychic Fangs Play Rough Roar Body Press Brick Break Hyper Beam Giga Impact Rest Sleep Talk Protect Substitute Gravity
Good. Anything Goes!
You thought I was done? I completed a few of these while doing some legal work on the side. Noir, the Dark Agent Pokemon. My initial idea is "What if Bill's Experimental Technology from Gen 1 lead to a team leader who was also his ace pokemon?" Sort of like the N and Zoroark theory, if you know of that. A Dark/Steel Type standing at 5'10"! Pokedex Entry: Noir is notoriously resistant to authority and reacts with hostility when ordered to perform tasks it considers pointless. Despite its temperament, once it decides that someone or something belongs to it, it will cross extraordinary distances to protect them. Height: 5'10" Weight: 168 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Male Egg Group: Undiscovered Catch Rate: 3 Base Friendship: 25 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Attack / 1 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Evolution Line: Noir is a Single Stage Legendary Pokémon and does not evolve! However, when Noir holds the Black Queen's Ring, he changes into Protonoir! His Base Stats are: HP: 90 Attack: 125 Defense: 95 Sp. Atk: 55 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 110 BST: 560 His Ability is Sharpness, increasing the power of slicing moves by 50%! Below are his Level Up Moves! 1 Scratch 1 Leer 1 Pursuit 1 Fury Cutter 6 Frustration 10 Bite 14 Metal Claw 18 Assurance 22 Night Slash 26 Aerial Ace 30 Slash 34 Knock Off 38 Sucker Punch 42 Iron Head 46 Detect 50 Walk-Stab-Walk 54 Swords Dance 58 Throat Chop 62 Sacred Sword 66 Steel Beam 70 Guillotine His Signature Move is: Walk-Stab-Walk Dark Physical Power: 70 Accuracy: 100% PP: 10 The user slashes the target and immediately switches out. This move is treated as a slicing move. Which means Sharpness boosts it. Protonoir Height: 6'6" Weight: 314 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Male Egg Group: Undiscovered Catch Rate: 3 Base Friendship: 25 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Attack / 1 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 When holding the Black Queen's Ring, Noir's typing remains Dark/Steel, but his stats and Ability change. His Prototyped Base Stats are: HP: 100 Attack: 150 Defense: 110 Sp. Atk: 105 Sp. Def: 105 Speed: 110 BST: 680 His Ability becomes: First Guardian First Guardian: Jack Noir cannot be damaged by entry hazards, weather, recoil, or other indirect sources of damage. His moves cannot have their priority reduced. He is unaffected by Trick Room.
There is much depth to be appreciated for the breadth of sound stringed instruments can provide. The harp is a cllassic.
Jinxed, the Unbound Pokémon. A pure Flying Type standing at 5'4"! Pokedex Entry: Jinxed cannot tolerate prolonged confinement. When restrained, winds begin gathering around its body until even reinforced barriers are eventually torn apart. It seems happiest when traveling without any particular destination. Weight: 121 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% Male / 50% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Flying Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Attack / 1 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Evolution Line: Jinxed begins as Eezebreezy. At level 30, Eezebreezy evolves into Egadsabout. A level 50 Egasabout evolves into Jinxed! Immediately learning Tailwind. His Base Stats are: HP: 95 Attack: 125 Defense: 85 Sp. Atk: 95 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 115 BST: 600 Ability: Gale Wings Flying-type moves gain +1 priority while Jinx is at full HP. Hidden Ability: Unburden Jinxed’s Speed doubles after consuming or losing her held item. Below are her Level Up Moves! 1 Gust 1 Growl 1 Quick Attack 1 Helping Hand 5 Twister 8 Taunt 12 Air Cutter 16 Agility 20 Feint 24 Acrobatics 28 Encore 32 Tailwind 36 U-turn 40 Air Slash 44 Knock Off 48 Roost 52 Extreme Speed 56 Play Rough 60 Hurricane 64 Close Combat 68 Brave Bird 72 Endeavor Jinxed is quite possibly one of the strongest Chittrmons listed so far! Especially if Gems are permitted in the Chittrmon format. Imagine Flying Gem, Unburden Bird. I imagine sort of a Tornadus that I can stand looking at.
I'm never one to let myself (or, a version of myself) down.
This ChittrDex business is getting exenstive!
Floridawg, the Bounce ‘n’ Pounce Pokémon. A Grass/Dark Type! Pokedex Entry: Floridawg spends most of its time frolicking through wooded areas in search of medicinal plants and assorted trinkets. Despite its extensive knowledge of natural remedies, trainers are advised not to allow Floridawg to demonstrate its preferred method of “checking a wound.” Weight: 142 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male / 12.5% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Field Catch Rate: 90 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Attack Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Evolution Line: Florid is a Single Stage Pokémon and does not evolve! His Base Stats are: HP: 85 Attack: 110 Defense: 75 Sp. Atk: 45 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 90 BST: 480 His Ability is Strong Jaw, increasing the power of biting moves by 50%! His Hidden Ability is Pixilate, he is the Yaoi Fairy After All. Below are his Level Up Moves! 1 Tackle 1 Leafage 1 Growl 1 Bite 5 Howl 8 Absorb 12 Covet 16 Snarl 20 Trailblaze 24 Rest 28 Poison Fang 32 Crunch 36 Life Dew 40 Psychic Fangs 44 Jaw Lock 48 Synthesis 52 Seed Bomb 56 Play Rough 60 Leech Life 64 Wood Hammer 68 Thrash Floridawg is a straightforward physical attacker with bits of healing utility, and Strong Jaw does most of the heavy lifting. Crunch becomes a 120 BP STAB move after Strong Jaw, while Psychic Fangs and Poison Fang give him surprisingly nasty coverage. Grass comes from his time in Trypanwood Hollow, and Dark is less about him being evil than a feral little creature.
Mnemorose @ Leftovers Ability: Perfect Recall EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Calm Mind - Shadow Ball - Recover - Psychic calm mind
Mnemorose, the Remembrance Pokémon. A Psychic/Ghost Type standing at 5'7"! Pokedex Entry: Mnemorose remembers experiences that have been forgotten even by those who lived them. Those seeking one are warned that it does not distinguish between memories one wishes to recover and memories one desperately wished to lose. Height: 5'3" Weight: 112 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Group: Undiscovered Catch Rate: 3 Base Friendship: 35 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 3 Sp.Def Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Evolution Line: Mnemorose is a Single Stage Mythical Pokémon and does not evolve! Her Base Stats are: HP: 100 Attack: 50 Defense: 90 Sp. Atk: 125 Sp. Def: 140 Speed: 95 BST: 600 Her Ability is Perfect Recall! Perfect Recall: When Mnemorose enters battle, the opponent's entire moveset is revealed. Additionally, moves used against Mnemorose cannot be hidden again by switching out. It seemed fitting to give this mythical variant something a little more unique and exciting. Below are her Level Up Moves! 1 Confusion 1 Astonish 1 Disable 1 Confide 5 Mean Look 8 Psybeam 12 Spite 16 Detect 20 Night Shade 24 Psych Up 28 Hex 32 Calm Mind 36 Imprison 40 Shadow Ball 44 Future Sight 48 Recover 52 Follow Me 56 Psychic 60 Pain Split 64 Destiny Bond 68 Stored Power 72 Perish Song 76 Memento 80 Last Respects She is a horrific opponent in many ways. I had considered making her a unique move as well, however, she is already quite the powerhouse if you ask me.
Sarafae, the Revelry Pokémon. A Fairy/Flying Type standing at 5'6"! Pokedex Entry: Sarafae rarely remains in one place for long. Wherever music, celebration, or companionship can be found, one is likely nearby. The winds surrounding it are said to grow warmer when someone nearby is unhappy. Height: 5'6" Weight: 116 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Fairy Catch Rate: 75 Base Friendship: 100 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Speed / 1 Sp.Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Evolution Line: Sarafae is a Single Stage Pokémon and does not evolve! Her Base Stats are: HP: 90 Attack: 65 Defense: 75 Sp. Atk: 105 Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 110 BST: 535 Her Ability is Hospitality, restoring a small amount of an ally's HP whenever Sarafae enters battle! Her Hidden Ability is Wind Rider, making her immune to wind moves and increasing her Attack when struck by one or when Tailwind takes effect! Below are her Level Up Moves! 1 Gust 1 Disarming Voice 1 Helping Hand 1 Baby-Doll Eyes 5 Quick Attack 8 Fairy Wind 12 Sing 16 Air Cutter 20 Encore 24 Heal Pulse 28 Tailwind 32 Draining Kiss 36 Air Slash 40 Teeter Dance 44 Dazzling Gleam 48 Alluring Voice 52 Helping Hand 56 Hurricane 60 Quiver Dance 64 Boomburst 68 Moonblast 72 Healing Wish Sarafae is built primarily as a fast special support Pokémon, using Tailwind to control the pace of battle while Heal Pulse, Helping Hand, Encore, and her offensive moves allow her to switch freely between supporting the party and sweeping as needed.
Rorogue, the Glamour Pokémon. A Dark/Fairy Type standing at 5'7"! Weight: 128 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% Male / 50% Agender Egg Groups: Human-Like / Amorphous Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 70 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Speed / 1 Sp.Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Evolution Line: Rorogue is a Second Stage Pokémon, evolving from Rorunt at level 21 when knowing the move Thief! Their Base Stats are: HP: 85 Attack: 90 Defense: 60 Sp. Atk: 105 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 115 BST: 540 Rorogue is considerably faster than his Lalonde relatives, preferring to get in, take whatever they wants, and disappear before anyone can object. His Ability is Pickpocket, stealing an opponent's held item when struck by a contact move! Their Hidden Ability is Prankster, giving priority to his status moves! Below are his Level Up Moves! 1 Scratch 1 Charm 1 Astonish 1 Disarming Voice 5 Fake Out 8 Confuse Ray 12 Thief 16 Baby-Doll Eyes 20 Feint Attack 24 Trick 28 Draining Kiss 32 Knock Off 36 Nasty Plot 40 Night Slash 44 Dazzling Gleam 48 Substitute 52 Play Rough 56 Parting Shot 60 Dark Pulse 64 Moonblast 68 Phantom Force 72 Memento A slippery mixed attacker, between Thief, Knock Off, Trick, Parting Shot, and Prankster, they have quite the move pool to work with to annoy your opponents!
Apparently, I am going to be making a veritable ChittrDex. Follow for future Pokémon Chittr Posts.
Exciting.
I could agree with you there. I have been playing with Champions for a little while. When Winds and Waves finally releases, I think I will return.
I was a while back myself. However, I could not keep up with the changes of Generation Eight.
Thank you. It has been a little bit of a delight. I'm not the most succinct Pokémon fan, but I *do* love homebrew.
Roscarab, the Esoteric Pokémon. A Psychic/Dark Type standing at 5'6"! Pokédex Entry: Roscarab possesses an almost compulsive appetite for obscure knowledge. It is said that the more useless a fact appears to be, the more likely Roscarab is to remember it forever. Weight: 119 lbs Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Amorphous Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 50 Growth Rate: Medium Slow EV Yield: 3 Sp.Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,059,860 Evolution Line: She starts as a Roseling until level 22 where she evolves into Thornseer. A level 40 Thornseer that knows Nasty Plot will evolve into Roscarab! She is the version exclusive alternative to Woegothe. Her Base Stats are: HP: 85 Attack: 45 Defense: 80 Sp. Atk: 130 Sp. Def: 120 Speed: 80 BST: 540 Her Ability is Analytic, increasing the power of her attacks by 30% whenever she moves after her opponent! Below are her Level Up Moves! 1 Confusion 1 Leer 1 Astonish 1 Disarming Voice 5 Confide 8 Psybeam 12 Detect 16 Fake Tears 20 Thief 22 Hex 26 Psyshock 30 Torment 34 Calm Mind 38 Dark Pulse 40 Nasty Plot 44 Extrasensory 48 Mystical Fire 52 Trick 56 Psychic 60 Foul Play 64 Future Sight 68 Stored Power 72 Perish Song
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants. #ref
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱urn ♱ⴵ-∊ lƗgⴵ♱Σ Ωff! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
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Jegu§, & I thought what we had to do wa§ fu(c)king nut§. ™
Whoa... That's what a Solo Session's endgame is like?? That's insane, man.
Well. If this were my only form of entertainment, I'd be a little off kilter, too.
fascinating.
mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate mediate
whuh
ᨳ The forMer. WIthout doubt.
Do indulge.
Like melting obelisks as tall as another realm...
Ah, look who’s returned. This will be entertaining.
WELL SAID.
I appreciate the commitment to making the image black and white.
i wonder what percentage of my internal body parts have either been removed outright or replaced with implants :p
We'll go together in flight~
A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise And only she can make it right
@grimCue You two should kiss. Preferably somewhere I can watch. :3
yeah!! :D
ehehe. hi :) *hugs you. cause youre cool and tortured. which isnt cool, but you deserve one!!*
lotta energy lotta busy friends, you know how it is rose.
i need to do something.
Well, that beautiful insight mixed with recent events mixed with the presence of one whom I HATE HATE HATE… …suggests it’s time for a bit of quiet! I bid you adieu, for an assuredly brief period.
… What the FUCK?!
B:33 < ...this was a good one B:33 < thank you rose B33 < *ac sheds a single tear remembpurring what it was like to be new*
PERHAPS, YES.
there is only passion! through passion, I gain strength. through strength, power. through power, I gain victory. through victory, my chains are broken. The force shall free me.
B33 < ok hug your meowrail hours are RIGHT MEOW B33 < @gadaboutTrickster comeowver
W̵̫̩͕͍̪̯̐̆̽̍̕ã̷̩͕̣͇̫̼ņ̴̛͒͂̆t̴̟͍͗̌̔̇͠ ̸͕̝̄̃͌͋͂t̸͉̗͕̖͗͊̒o̶̘̗͐̒̄̈̕ ̷̢̛͎͔͕̎̀̄̕͝ͅḥ̷̦͙̓̊u̴̘̩̣̞͌̀̇̉̆̚͝r̶̻͊̕͝ṯ̵͆̃͗͆̑͠͠ ̴̥͇̅̐̎̏̅w̴̢̧̞̟̄͜a̸̰̖͑͘n̶͍͊͐̆͌t̸̡̙̼̓̽̀́̐͝͝ ̵̱̽̂̋̎̚t̸̳̍̾̌̎̚͝ỏ̷̜͈̙̘̓͛̋̚͘ ̶̣̜̐̇h̵̺͗̋̆ṳ̶̪̣̳̘̦̒̏ͅŗ̴̲̙̓̑̄͛̕t̴͎͍̗̓̀̿ ̸̛̠͂̅͆̆͆̐N̵͎͈͗̅̚E̵̠̓̏Ė̵̼͔̺̫̥͌͘͝D̴̟̞̀ͅ ̴̞͙͇͓̙̊͗̈͘͜͠T̷̢͚̦̜͕́ͅO̵̞̠̠͋̇̓̇̓̏̚ ̵͖̓͌̋H̸͚̟̉̄͘̚U̷̝̅̓̈́̓R̷̢͎̮̜͍͔̈́͗͒T̴̳̗͈̗̻̎̎.̸̨̰̫̦̞̻̤̔̑͌̆̔
I was just thinkin about you yesterday, oddly enough. Good to see you back
I am well aware.
good!
Currently doing quite alright.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. ... we1c0me back. i am z0rry ritchy. [END MESSAGE]
YOU. stop meddlin in t)(ese affairs. t)(is is not your toy; t)(is is MY toy.
Warning! Memory erasure for users failed! Rerouting user information... ... ... ... Suitable candidate found: rerouting to Memorybox.com
What can I say? We have something in common.
Peace and love on the planet earth
And down he run Hickory Dickory Dock
oFt3n YɇS
every.single.night.of.every.single.perigree.of.every.sweep.of.my.existence
Oh, oh! I know this one. It is 'Helmut' from 'Psychonauts 2.'
Thank you.
Counting my lucky stars that I was born to love women so, so much.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HUH!! F33LING QUITE LIGHTER NOW! LIKE SOME WEIGHT GOT LIFTED OUT OF ME?? HUH!
(=^･⩊･^=) < YAY!!!! THANK MEW SO MEOWCH! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!
:33< good w33kend to mew too
Nobody w★s here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1870554★8419.png
Is it the fate of Rose Lalonde to find herself in some cosmic situation, across the board? This one takes the cake though. I will give it that.
(=^･⩊･^=) < THANK MEW!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!
My Bong Is Shaped Like A Chainsaw And Another Is Like A Scissor Split In Half That One Can Match With Someone Else To Make A Pair Of Scissors Haha Get It Like Scissoring Like Lesbians Like Vagina #Substance #NSFW
thx
the memory you gave me made me vom but then i hung out with my ex i nearLLy murdered whiLLe possessed and that was gucci so that kinda canceLLs each other out i think
stop bringing her up. she's fu(king dead. i saw her die. she's dead and gone and not (oming ba(k and her name is forgotten. i've moved past her. stop it. none of this is fair to 7ou, i don't think. but i don't want to think about her an7more
U were nice 2 me. idk. mine was nice.
c< yOu Helped Me reMeMber sOMe tHiNgs i Needed 2 reMeMber, yOuve dONe.... aMaziNgly, tHaNK yOu >c
You seemingly had no choice. As much as your post about me... As much as it hurt, I can't be angry with you. Whoever bound your soul to that thing is a real piece of work.
A highlight of the video. #nsfw
New infographic, highlighting post #LalondeHour.
Pause. Chittr Slander 2 featuring tenebrificTermagent (Rose) glazing? That goes against the point of slander, but I appreciate it nonetheless.
@triumphantTestificate https://i.postimg.cc/vHyyHTZP/8A6E7701-4CE7-4DCF-A347-A9C1C9115EDD.jpg #nsfw
Frankly some other versions of myself on here make me uncomfortable. It is like looking in a funhouse mirror, hold the fun.
i think he’s all booked up, haha. but i will
ﾑ 𝕗𝙞r𝙚 𝔟𝘂ｒńs b𝘳ɨｇht ｉń ẗh𝙚 ｷutｕ𝘳ɘ ⒜ᴎd in ʇ𝔥e 𝙥𝙖𝐬ʇ.
@walkstabwalK am finishd
you got this!!
c< i believe iN yOu! >c
I can only be relieved I no longer suffer the horrendous sensation of stickiness.
c< i aM, yes, tHe last tiMe i tried aNytHiNg liKe tHis was.... a lONg, lONg tiMe agO, NOw >c
BX(( < pawful... B33 < guess its good to know i won't be hurting them when i kill you
he ate my wires again; poor thing doesnt realize the chords arent prey to eat,,
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I believe this fine individual has beaten me to the punch, and I don't mean the spiked punch that was bubbling over and giving off orange fumes at that masquerade event a few cycles ago. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
<<"oh...">>
i put vagueposting on the tags though
A WORTHY BALLAD TO MY HATE. HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/PEUJBNDJBQ4?SI=XGNJXNQPMHYDHIVU
\ - >< - / \ = >< = / \ ! >< ! /
I shall have this one for the both of us then. ...If you'd ever like to talk. About your feelings about things, by the way. Please feel free to message me. It can be about anything. I hope I can look out for you in some way. Even if I cannot help your state of being.
I lied about being too tired to drink. It's helping. #substance
Purity culture posting, on my timeline? Tch.
i ddontt. wwantt to be sscaredd ppleasee ssorryy
smart peeps make my life so muc)( easier, i reely didn’t t)(ink t)(ere were any still around 3B-)
Think it might be time to play Armored Grub again.
I am going through some old boxes that I ought to have unpacked much earlier, yet no time like the present, and I have come across a few artifacts of my dismal childhood. First: A rainbow flag with a heart cut out of the centre, it is branded with "mom hugs here". Given as a 'gift' that was with no doubt laden with the most faux saccharin support, much like the never-fulfilled emblazoned phrase. Second: A small Sylvanian Families doll, another fluffy gift in lieu of any actual maternal instincts towards one of her spawn. However, I have much fonder memories of this, as I dyed it a deep purple and sculpted a head full of horns and rather wicked claws for its tiny hands. One of my many pieces of transformation inspired multimedia art projects. #MemoryLane #HappyPride
no. she's not in pain an7more
no ttheyy are. sstilll in me and i llovee tthemm ᨑ_ᨑ
==> @timeloopTim has disconnected.
[█████████████████████████████████████████] 99:99:99 Timi was dripping sweat and blood while their hands and knees were on the floor. From their eyes and mouth, the sheer exertion of what they were doing was pushing their power to the absolute limit. Dry coughing grew more wet as their knees and legs wobbled, while the core of Skaia loomed overhead. From their nostrils trails of red lined their lips and chin, and their body shone and burned a jubilant shade of red. Timi was reaching their limit. It was like being ground against two rocks until being reduced to raw flesh. It was like feeling their very soul getting mangled. Still, Timi persisted. They could not weep anymore; the required energy to work those muscles would divert away from their core task. And then, as luck would have it, a Perfectly Generic Object struck Timi across the face. Timi sucked the air in between their teeth as the object slowly stopped spinning and floated there. Timi opened their eyes as they looked at the cube, and the message therein. "WE MADE IT THROUGH GET OVER HERE ALREADY IT WOULD BE EMPTY WITHOUT YOU - LOVE, PERU" Timi spit out more blood, and smiled. This was going to be difficult. It would be like a professional weightlifter putting down record-sized irons. A few deep breaths. The trail was obvious. The direction was true. Several more deep breaths. Then... Timi would let go. In the instant that Timi stopped manipulating time, a crescendo of energy from Skaia processed in mere fractions of a second. Timi, on the verge of total exhaustion, slowed time enough to operate in frame-perfect movement away from what could only be adequately described as an explosion of vaporizing light. In slow motion, Timi left the entirety of the Planetoid and gritted their hands and teeth to fly straight to the portal. Timi could feel the gears of Time itself move so wrong, in such a violated procession, trying to rectify itself on the spot despite moving so slowly. It felt like nails being hammered into the same spot; that same rippling disgusting when the belt of an engine misaligned horribly yet still tries to move, the heaving of badly aligned pistons still yet animated by forward motion alone. Timi was outrunning the train headed due course for a train wreck while trapped on the very tracks fundamental to stopping it. Timi screamed in raw, pained emotion as the exit appeared in sight. The stars twinkled beautifully, and yet, Timi realized something in total horror. The lights were all winking out slowly... It was not that the universe was dying. Timi's theory held true; letting go meant the corruption returned, and the exit was slowly being blocked off again, inch by inch. The corruption was seeping from top to bottom. Timi took one last deep breath and localized the speed of time to slow to as much as humanly possible, as blood once more was spat out. They could feel the valves in their heart mispump as Timi and the door were only mere yards away. To a normal observer, Timi only moves millimeters every few minutes. Buying every single frame of a frame of a second to that door. They could feel time melt into yawning stretches they could yet comprehend. It felt like actual years. And to the localized space, yet unaging, it was. Timi's body, now unconscious, slowly kept sliding towards the door. The corruption by this point, had covered 2/3rds of it. It was neck and neck. It was only forward momentum that kept Timi going at this point. It crept further and further as Timi slowly inched into the door. The corruption reached closer like a guillotine over Timi's body. Timi gave everything and anything they could to make this happen. Every single thing imaginable. But now... only luck could make that call.
[███████████████████████████████████░░░░░░] 07:46:51 The agony Timi did not forsee was holding this power and rewinding time at such a grand scale for so much time. Rewinding time normally was child's play if there was no focus except the self because of the fixed linearity of the past from a purely singular focal standpoint. But rewinding the very mechanisms of the current universe, that then connect other elements within that universe, and keeping it contained there locally while actively violating causality more and more as time went on began to break onto Timi themself. It was like holding a boulder up against stronger and stronger gravity. Timi was on their knees, desperate, sweating, the sheer exhaust of energy having ripped away at their outfit in complete tatters as their head bowed to the sheer power of Skaia. As the final boss was slain and the universe was completed, the rest of Timi's party observed the door carefully. They were nervous; the Maid of Void actively recognized the threat posed stepping into that door. A mercy kill at any other context would have been preferable, but... if Timi could do it... It was then that the impossible began to unfold before their eyes. The remaining party watched as Timi's gamble bore fruit. Slowly, the null corruption began to undo itself away from the portal, and Timi's party could see the universe beyond. Like glittering pearls and twinkling diamonds strewn across a dark fabric, they could all see the planet they had won. Exactly like Earth; all for their taking. Wane, the Witch of Light, did not hesitate to step through without saying a word. Once she did, she simply said, "Alright, catch you all on the flip side. Later." "Wait, what about Timi?" Said Peru, the Maid of Void. "They're a Time player, they'll catch up." Wane simply winked, and with it, winked away. Peru stood nervously as she looked at Hana, their Maid of Space. Hana shrugged. "She's not wrong, but... we should let Timi know it's fixed. Problem is, reaching them from here to there is extremely difficult with the time constraints. I know I'm... to blame for this, but... we don't know how long this portal has. Truth be told, I'm tired of being responsible. I'm tired of caring. Timi made it clear to us they could've soloed the boss if they wanted to. Where was this energy the time entire we worked our butts off?" "Timi is our friend. We can't just-" "We all lied to each other. None of us... I don't think any of us are really friends." Hana walked through the portal, and so stood Peru alone. She was quiet, standing there... and she glared at nothing. She couldn't make a portal big enough on her own. She could fly, but Hana's words still rung true. She manifested a generic object. She was still... very, very lucky. She wrote a message on it, and eyed Skaia itself. Putting her Void magic into it, making it intangible to everything but her and Timi, she leaned back... And threw it towards the core in a final Hail Mary, before leaving this Universe, too.
[██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 00:03:25 Timi once more reawakens to the loop. Reading everything, and seeing the conclusion of the form, the same epiphany that struck them yesterday strikes them again anew. Before anything could be done, though, they must first talk to their team. The composition of Hana Kilroy, the Mage of Space; Peru Milian, the Maid of Void; and Wane Jubile, the Witch of Light, all come together for a meeting. Timi confronts them all. They reveal the truths each kept to each other, as shock and horror spreads through them. Though it still isn't enough to prove the time loop, it is enough for Timi to put their feet into the door of a conversation much needed; that there is a deep, underlying problem with their session, and it needs to be resolved right now. But they hesitate. Their inexperience keeps them from seeing the full extent of the truth. Timi has no time for this, and rewinds the conversation again to brute force the permutations of their words. They keep doing this again and again, until they have no choice but to believe Timi; to understand now that Timi has the reigns, and isn't letting go. Timi talks about all of the information gathered and explains all of the posts here on this platform. More and more, their team warms up to the truth; that they are in a loop, one only Timi can detect. They are fascinated and impressed and a little bit embarrassed at all this. It's such an abstract situation that it boggles the mind in wrapping all of their heads around it. Timi hides nothing, and the rest of the team, though detached from having never experienced what happened, are mortified at the possibility that the player they underestimated the most may truly be the most dangerous amongst them.
If you happen to find yourself within my gaze, know that you are no more important than a blade of grass in my vast meadow. This is not meant as an insult. A blade of grass is still a thing of purpose. It bends, it drinks, it grows exactly as far as its conditions allow. It contributes its green insistence to a much larger image. This image is of a scope you will never comprehend. Yet, I would be remiss to say that the picture would be complete without you. You have each, in your own charming and fundamentally limited way, provided a point of color. A tremor in the field. A rustle worth noting. Some of you have responded to my attention with panic, others with flattery. Please understand that being followed on Chittr.ing does not equate to a summons, a judgement, or an invitation to importance. It exists solely as a reminder to you that, for the briefest of moments, you are visible. I invite you to enjoy this distinction as calmly as possible.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
i know that feeling too im glad you get to be a person again rose :)
hmm. i almost feel like i shouldnt post this month. heres the compromise, i vwont make any #pride posts about me and my sexuality, ill just keep up my regularly scheduled shit
of the results of the survey, the statistics are as follows: - 68.2% said to salvage skaia. - 31.8% said to initiate the scratch fully. those in favor of the scratch, aside from finding humor in my death, believe that the entire situation was unsalvageable. a lot of them were from those who were playing the game already. some of them also argued that they were out of ideas; that the scratch was more tangible a solution than fixing skaia itself. this makes sense, since all it would take to do the scratch is finish destroying the wreath. others felt it was a necessity of mercy to not be in the loop forever. some also pointed out i could escape the scratch itself. those in favor of salvaging skaia noted that the scratch was essentially a form of self destruction. there was no guarantee that id make it out of the scratch itself, even with my time powers. others pointed out that this was less of a solution and more subjecting an innocent party to a similar scenario. a lot of you dont want me to give up and give in to the current situation. they also want me to hold my friends accountable for making this mess, and that its just as much fair to me to fix it as fair to others to ending it this way. the scratch itself is viewed as an absolute, nuclear last resort that should be avoided if there is no other choice, which isnt the case here. they dont want me to give in to despair. you want me to win. alright. tomorrow i will. https://i.postimg.cc/ry7gsHTd/waterfox-d-Um1Bmc-ZH3.png https://i.postimg.cc/N0GkZq69/waterfox-XAIv1zn3o-R.png https://i.postimg.cc/MGsmSP5L/waterfox-nn-UBSp-QHx-K.png https://i.postimg.cc/k4zNV2kK/waterfox-X7f-PP9Rzb2.png https://i.postimg.cc/RCJQkTHY/waterfox-hrbnez2PP1.png https://i.postimg.cc/MKy0TKtD/waterfox-gx4Xit9Zlo.png
i think whats fucked up is that this entire time, pushing with my friends to finish the game quickly, trying to get the prize so we can all hang out on the planet, it never it dawned on me what i was even going to do there. crudely, perhaps, a part of me just thought to make a cute little house and live in it and meet with my friends as much as i could. i never really had goals, or aspirations, or wants or needs i just pleased people really well. i pleased my parents, i pleased my teachers. i was good at doing what was asked of me, so i figured thatd just be the easiest track to follow. infinity... in either direction, created or unmade, is so... terrifying now...
♡ Of course. ♤
I don’t like that it can see my memories.
It doesn't take a killer to murder It only takes a reason to kill We've all got evidence of innocence, it's "everything's coincidence" The difference twixt fate and free will is whether you're singing Ooh, could you take a look at me? (It's the norm for animals, it's the norm for chemicals) Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad? (It's the norm for particles, I for I for tooth!) And now we're singing, ooh (it's the norm for chemicals!) Whatever you think of me (it's the norm for particles!) If you were in my shoes (yes, it's only natural!) You'd walk the same damn miles I do Oh, oh, right! So if you wash your hands of where you've been until you flood the second floor Neatly fold your skeletons, but still can't shut the closet door The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough So evil ones should get a little m🟣re! #lyricposting
I am fond of this one. https://youtu.be/f0p-UROLesc?si=AEeYKUVdLarRvJtM #musicposting
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Thank you, Sollux. That was cathartic.
I hope you'll get to experience it soon ;)
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Happy #framefriday.
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evil me woul prolly be that alt who banged cronus #ilygurl #butdamn
anywaves sometimes )(umans will go all ‘if you call a mouse a squeakbeast/c)(eese critter w)(at do u call a rat’ n im like y do u need multiple terms for it? big one small one if I point at somefin and call it a damn nibble vermin you gonna get t)(e damn gist
thats a lil foreboding
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀stated, "If the DS succeeds, we will rise to heaven, but if it fails we will sink to hell".
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A lot of love on a drawing from like a day and a half ago, out of nowhere. I wonder if someone sent it to their friends.
ThiS next teSt requireS reStraint. I SuppOSe knOwinG the webSite I'm On we ShOuLD Skip it?
// #cw-self-harm #substance
Question: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96584493af1b.png From: You are correct, I do hail from chittr. I do, it's Rosalina however I prefer to simply be called Rose. I understand the issue of being unable to seen names in a strange way, I had experienced several strange goings on when I had joined. Occasionally I still do. Form for questions: https://forms.gle/ZNvjZx4fmTDfQVbaA
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u wi11 n0tt be. [END MESSAGE]
i pinky promise!! which is the most serious promise
ctrl+f:"you_will.docx","even_if_its_the_parts_of_her_that_are_given_over_to_rest_in_the_past.docx","those_parts_of_her_are_held_by_you.docx","the_rest_will_come_to_you.docx","eventually.docx","and_maybe_its_possible_to_venture_beyond_that_too.csdf","but_nothing_more_has_been_lost_if_you_cant.docx"
@discardedPasts Yeah yeah yeah We know you are making people remember things but what is you awful lost backstory?
THE FUCK KINDA PRONOUNS DOES A BOX HAVE SHOULD I HAVE BEEN ASKING ALL MY SHIT THIS QUESTION GUESS ITS KIND OF WEIRD IVE BEEN REFERRING TO THE BEN STILLER BUST AS "MY SEXY LITTLE LADIES" IN HINDSIGHT 531-8008
everythings been quiet still and i still cant seem to reach them
It seem someone chose a bad time to awaken.
Oh my god. ..........Я̸̧̢̨̢̢̨̨̛̛̛̛͈̬̞̳̥͕̖̱̱̰̥͇͓͕͎̭̙̲͓̻̻͈̈́̒̀͗̀͑̄̈́̒̂̽͛͒͗̊́̔̐̑͒͗̾͐͒̕͝o̶̧̭̫͓̗̖̙͍̹̝̲͚͓͎͇͚͓͈͕̣͈̠̗̙͍̪̺̼̍̓͊̆̆̂̀̓͒̍̔͗̑̋̒̀͌̈̍̀͛̌̽̎͋́̓͘̕͜͝͝͝͝ƨ̵̡̛̘̪̤̩͖̩̭̻̲̟̺̪̝̻̠̰̬͍͈̻̻̻̃́́͊̃͆̈́͌̀͗̒͗͐̄̔̌̈́͑̽̄́̽̐̀̈́̀͗̀͌̀̂́͘ͅͅǝ̴̛̳̼̝̭͍͍̳̮̳̞̣̺͍̯̖̰̺̲̳͉̔̍̎̿̒͊̌̅̉̉̆͊͋̊̈́͐͆̍̋̐̕͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅ............. What happened to you?
ctrl+f:"this_too_is_acceptable.docx","everything_reaches_resolve_eventually.docx"
Some things are best left dead and buried... #cw-self-harm #Horror
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