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Enjoy, dear.
Ɏ get sca-a-ared a-a-and let your fight or flight instincts ta-a-ake over Ɏ

See yo+u so+o+n. :)

I'll make sure food is ready. Drinks, may8e a pillow fort for snoozing. Girlie pop gra88ing you only needs 8lood. I'll make sure Heimdall knows you're coming. I will have to trust Asgardian cuisine will 8e to your liking. We have a lot of fruit here.
let me know if the link doesn't work

I spoil you lot too much.

I have pulled a string bikini. I'm sure there's a picture somewhere.

Also you're sexy.

We're all broken. It's nice to share in that.

i mean bitches love cannons

What is this country and why are all the coolest Lalondes from it.

I too am Rose.

You could also Control Blood. basically ANY liquid thats as Thin as water.

Okay so. For today's #CookoutAtLalondeManor, I'll be playing Fellowship of the Ring after Sara's fight.

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- #flΩ-∊屮r -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
And I hope it goes well for you, me.

Polyamorous, lesbiromantic, myself.

Polyamoro23

We have a plan, now.

Kudos to you.

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- FlΩ-∊屮r #flΩ-∊屮r -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- FlΩ-∊屮r -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

floewr :3

yeah I'm an unlocka8le healer. you have to reach level 50 with all of the main characters first to unlock me


7 b≡≡r on th≡ job #substanc≡

B;33 < well if you say so

Self-loathing only increases your standards.
((OOC @deerestEnemy i thought she was so cute, get Space Channel 5'd
that's really the the whole point of dating, to learn what's inside someone's heart. at least, as far as i'm concerned anyway.

its good 2 hav standards lol

Let the record show, I will always commit to the bit. Now who wants to come help me out of this pickle.
"Kill all Dave's forever." STOP HE MIGHT BE THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP. THAT'S A JOKE. KILL THAT FUCKASS BULGESUCKER GUY. https://forms.gle/oaEdAZmxDRgkfLnU6

I mean. I already put something up for #MoundsMounday. But you can have a #tittyTuesday treat.

((abomination so ass my phone refuses to render it lmfao

They're calling me the first ethical chaser.

oh, motherfuckin hooray :o) let me know if i can help.
Luck has smiled up0n me. Human spheres are s0 pretty

i will, thank 7ou!

Booting Up Gay Vampiric Activities

sick ass pile there sis :o)

Casual, but nice.

How about this coming Sunday? Zap on over to my place, and we'll go out from there.

Well, since they're too cowardly to come forward, I'll double down on my offer of taking you out on a date, too.

Perhaps I Do Indeed

not to be woke dave but i hate to see a strilonde goin through it so i gotta suck it up and do it anyway but like its okay if you havent hit any of the milestones most folks think are normal by a certain age literally like everyone is different and its way better to take this shit at your own speed than to rush in and fuck yourself all the way up in the process yfm youre already juggling lot without having to manage the emotions that come with relationships both yours and your hypothetical partners like breath take it easy dont feel like you gotta rush or nothing

why touch grass when u can touch urself #nsfw

a lil snippet from my horny playlist ✨️💅

ayyyyy i got gwen stefani in my sexylist too great taste ;)

-- therapistofThedeep [TT] has sent you 20 USD! --

Oh I adore Heathers. We should watch it together sometime.

i just got reminded of that one re:zero recap video

anyways. I am still available for small offers of assistance. If you need anything that doesn't involve me fighting for a day and a half, like food or drink or transportation or resurrection, just let me know. I may be slow to respond.

It is not my place to comment on your lack of comment.

:33< exactly!

Two god tiers died and the revival process got fucked with somehow. Someone else had their memories tampered with and is currently trying to survive something I'm not clear on. And there is some kind of ARG happening that I know nothing about because. I'm still stuck in a dreambubble and can't access anything except for this site.

Holding you.


Yes, what can I say I'm a family man at heart.

Yeah, both is good in this moment of time, anyways glad I could help you out, rose.

FAIR ENOUGH.

I know, I'm the dirk that makes good points and relatable posts, even got called the most mentally healthy one once or twice, which is like being the tallest dwarf.

Feels like a good night for shandies. #substance

Mhm. Nice light lunch, spa day, fancy dinner.

I think I'd like to take you out, yes.

| cAn help!!! dms Are AlwAys open |f you prefer not to A|r everyth|ng out here :)

|f you need love l|fe Adv|ce | could help! | know A lot About stuff And th|ngs

me next ribbit i w0uld like s0me0ne ribbit elb0w deep int0 my wiring #suggestive

c< ....cHeers >c
Let me make a public apology to my session players. I realized I had it too well finally. Sorry Jade. Sorry Rose. Sorry Egbert. I guess sorry Dave too.

⦓ #emetophobia also... ⦔

:33< worse but who cares
flirting is easie wait until theie saie something that could be taken as an innuendo, and then go "oh, yeah?" with a slightlie cheekie smile so simple even mie asexual ass can do it ... often bie accident which is whie i know it works because trulie i am not trieing to flirt but apparentlie sometimes people forget im ace because of shit like that lmao i just think it's funnie but apparentlie its hot give it a trie

IF ANYTHING JUST BLAME ME IF THEY HATE IT ENOUGH, I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.

I MEAN, IT REALLY DEPENDS HOW *SHITTY* THEY ARE. ALSO THIS PLATFORM HAS PLENTY OF HUMANS, TROLLS OR WHATEVER THE FUCKS. RUNNING AROUND JUST *BEGGING* FOR SOMEONE, ANYONE TO ACTIVELY SHITTILY FLIRT WITH THEM. I AM SURE YOU WILL BE FINE!
2ee iif you can fiind any 2muppet 2iing-a-long2

idk anyways yeah i agree, the ocean is NICE

its called getting crossfaded (you spelled #substances wrong)

.ti etarelot nac uoy os tuo uoy wollem tsael yrev eht ta ll'I .nac tI

It can, yes

sitting on the floor teleporting mail is a good way to practice space powers :)

and barring that im mad charming

i am more than my fanciful doodles rose i got heart

well shit patented lalonde advice storin that for later

True that.

IT IS NOT THAT DEEP. FAKE OR OTHERWISE. YOu ATTEMPTED TO DECEIVE MY LOYAL BRETHREN. WITH YOuR HASTILY STREWN TOGETHER. SO CALLED. EVIDENCES. DESPITE SCIENCE PRETTY MuCH DEBuNKING. EVERYTHING YOu HAD TO WHINE ABOuT. YOu ARE ALLOWED TO BE WRONG. ROSENDA. ROSERADE. ROSELYNNE. ROSETIA. ROSIE. LOL. LONDE. THE WORLD. IS BIGGER THAN YOu.

this

Rule one of Seering: Never attribute to blind luck what you could claim to be precognition, mrrow!

action; statement input; statement: coping. input; statement: resisting the urge to try to avoid my tasks more than i am











