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>([unc gettin woke performin terrorism against big oil]
>([unc gettin woke performin terrorism against t#e state]
need my brother to choke me out and fuck me until i cant breathe #nsfw #incest
EGGS BREAD MILK BUTTER DIET SODA PEANUTS LEMONS APPLES CHEESE DOUBLE CREAM
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. #poetry #Invictus #WilliamErnestHenley
((Highlights of the glitch: https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775356925788-9a6eeddb-bced-40b3-9477-f4f659534278.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357018622-c13dfac8-e782-4bfe-9e5b-1b73a040c2e0.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357048400-17e5c740-c0e8-468b-8dff-f3600dd2f119.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357092162-48b97a86-c86b-4259-adf3-eb330b9b3f56.png
Oh, so we are discussing types today. Perhaps I will share my type, but it will more than likely turn into a sort of vague post about a certain someone.
hell yeah. if mew're efurrr hiring a 'dishwasher' let me know I know how to keep my head down and my hands clean mew~ 💖✨
would you let me yap to you about all my bones and where i found them while i ride you? #nsfw
todays bone of the day: deer skull! his name is matteo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ab5d0643f3.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????AHAHHHHHHHHHHH????? ITS NEVERENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/706ff9c4cc9b.png
no rizz but id show you my bone collection
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
pretty boy on his knees askin' real nice to choke on yer dick. how could any man say no? #nsfw
#NSFW I TRULY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE PAILING RITUALS WHEN THERE ARE MEN WITH PERFECTLY SERVICABLE THROATS TO EMPTY MY GENETIC MATERIAL INTO
Date night idea: stare at each 0ther 0min0usly fr0m 0pp0site ends 0f a dark and f0ggy cemetery
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
...Oh my god. Why the fuck is it NEVER ENDING??? I was in that water level for like 20 minutes and now it's all brick and bars??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40f0806eb317.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9bb71e143dd.png
Finally made it somewhere else and it's completely flooded, FLOODED!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN IN THIS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45bfe42cf480.png
https://i.imgflip.com/8p52qq.jpg Itchy right now @itChy
kill ya self #tw-selfharm
10 pus)(ups
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png☆
PLEASE TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY I CAN GET OUTTA HERE??????? I've ran this fucking place like -- wait... check second image, that looks like an exit??? I JUST FOUND IT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c460586480db.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/489afb231009.png
CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. BE STRONGER THAN THE WEAK KIND OF. IMPuDENT ASS LOSER. WHO CALLS FOR HELP AND DOESN'T NEED IT. HELP IS SOMETHING. YOu ONLY SCREAM. IN MANuFACTuRED EMERGENCIES. TO LuRE IN A HERO TYPE. TO KILL AND EAT. WHEN YOu DON'T FEEL IN THE MOOD FOR FOOD PREP. IT IS NOT A BuTTON YOu PRESS. EVERY FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS. WHEN YOu ARE SCARED OR uNCOMFORTABLE. DO IT AGAIN IN VAIN. AND I WILL BE COLLECTING YOuR. "THE GREAT". EPHITET. AND EATING IT. IN PLACE OF FOOD PREP. BECAuSE I AM REALLY NOT FEELING IT NOW THAT I MENTION.
You may find it at the following website. ((NOT A REAL WEBSITE)) www.byanyothername.com/ I only require that you digitally sign the guest registry. No terms of service applied, merely, a collection of likewise culturally appreciative minds.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
Would you perhaps want copies of my subscriptions? I archive them for historical purposes, online.
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png☆
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
It's a dresser, it's not even that heavy, he's just being a wimp.
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
HEheheeee I wȺn† †◯◯ dig my clȺw§ in†◯ †heir fle§h Ⱥ§ †hey fuckin ♒︎♒︎§CREȺM♒︎♒︎ my nȺme
I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
I wȺn† †◯ fuckin ♒︎♒︎CȺRVE♒︎♒︎ my nȺmee iin†◯ †heir §kiiin ȺȺȺnd hȺve †hem ♒︎♒︎BLEED♒︎♒︎ ◯u† †heiiir l◯ve #n§fw #g◯◯◯re
Kiii§§ing †heir neck Ⱥnd whi§Periing h◯w y◯u fuckin ♒︎♒︎◯WN♒︎♒︎ †hem #n§fw
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
#nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore what if we pailed and you killed me after? turn me back into a ghost
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
this is somehow worse than the nuke
“CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT” IS FOR SUCKERS! IF YOU NEED TO DEVELOP, YOUR CHARACTER JUST SUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE! ALL THE COOL GUYS STAY EXACTLY THE SAME, FOREVER, AND AVOID ALL FORMS OF REGRET AND REFLECTION UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
does someone still need me to redmiles the event or are we good here #eridanweek
That so+unds a bit difficult, but I'll try it o+ne day.
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY DAUGHTER I MET A FAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SHE'LL CALL ME LAME FOREVER WTF
i am going to reiterate my earlier statement. you should all be very fuckign ashamed of yourselves. you sicken me.
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
Maybe I would... #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
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I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
anyway gonna be in my room for the night now.
need my spine wringed out like a wet towel.
thank the godhead i missed the oil thing.
(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
Depends Do you want to talk about knives, corn, rocks, everyone needing to obey your rules, trains, [redacted], and any other various topics my kids come to me on a daily basis
AT THIS POINT. I AM GOING TO STOP BEING REASONABLE. I AM JuST GOING TO START SHOOTING PEOPLE. AND SNACKING ON THEIR CORPSES. FOR TRYING TO PuSH. DuMBASS FADS. I DO NOT LIKE. IT MAY BE A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. BuT IT IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. THAT YOu ARE DEAD. WHEN I KILL YOu.
yall trollbama announced michelle was fucking dead at #eridanweek man's be hiding shit, i just fucking know it.
men.
DON'T CARE. DIDN'T ASK. PLUS MY BELLY BOUNCES WHEN I WALK.
Awfully hard not to.
fuck you droog. talking shit about me. i'm not going to no liquor store.
Usually the liquor store.
Wind him up and watch him go.
You'd better.
My personal bias would have the long range sniper rifle higher, but I understand that it doesn't have as much ease of transport and the assembly time is a detractor as well. It also lacks the intimacy you seem to hold in higher esteem than the others in the S row. I appreciate that there's at least one sniper rifle in S however.
hot people on this app, dm me.
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
I see, in that case I take back my statement. Very solid list, thank you for sharing. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
KUDOS! ❤︎
Pretty decent list, think I'd personally put the revolver top of A instead of bottom of S. That's a minor adjustment though Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
i will shoot you
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
I'm here to prevent potential accidents. I also slipped in one of the puddles.
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.
i dunno, some people reall7 like a pair of ds. i know i do #nsfw ish
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
nesben would never bully anybody
nesben
I have removed the bomb from Stitch's room. Where I placed it will remain a mystery until I suppose something else sets it off. #theydontdeserveme #MakeHimTheFool
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
Fucking clouds on Derse, what did that idiot cueball *do?*
Swear to fuck, I don't know why I haven't had the warden of this dump whacked yet. A guy can't even make an honest living running and illegal prison protection ring anymore.
Okay from the sounds it maybe i didnt even need to pay to get the bouncycastle killed to ruin #eridanweek
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
(( Will respond to my f2f RP's tomorrow, I am all wiped today. ))
i'm not answering that.
Can I red miles the eridan week event
happy transgender day of visibility? i don't get this holiday, you can see crowbar all year round.
She had already weathered numerous high‑stakes crises and understood, all too well, the precarious etiquette of confronting a stranger. Alternia’s own trials had been no less perilous, especially during those pivotal moments when she was forced to forge an uneasy alliance with another vessel to repulse sudden Imperial raids. “Destroy the portal,” she commanded, her blade serving less as a weapon than as a pointer, indicating the exact direction in which the rift should be closed. She positioned herself a few paces from the pane, close enough to intervene should an assault materialise behind him, yet far enough to convey that she was not ready to plunge her sword into his throat. “Were you followed?" She did have questions of what occurred, but a nine feet tall pirate could only convey so much at first glance without sounding as if she were readying for confrontation.
better. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled12_20260330220916.jpeg
At the end of a eridan week, one lucky eridan on this site will be picked to be publicly executed for the crowds amusement
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
SINCE I HAVE SEEN. MY FELLOW ARTISTS AND CREATIVES DOING IT. I THOuGHT IT WOuLD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHARE SOME OF MY OWN ART ON MY FIRST DAY HERE. STARTING WITH THIS SELF PORTRAIT. ONE OF MY FAVORITE DRAWINGS. HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1774920909186-1511C1D3-C4F5-4EEF-B80C-BE620D26BA20.PNG
confession #12- i think eridanweek is a cover up for tax fraud lol
Remind me to send you some clawmpentary w33d to get through the w33k? #substance
I'm staying right here in the metaphurical Fort Asshole and getting baked. #substance
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
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Very well, I wish you luck.
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working on something / wish us luck
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anyone who hasn’t read the intermission are freaks and are missing out!! >:(
We can bury you in it.
It’s funnier this way.
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
A city worth killing for and dying in.
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
Fascin8ted 8y the composer who made a song intended as a military march, for society to then twist it into the most recognisa8le circus instrumentals of all time.
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
// this is what this godamn app has done to me fuck you all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/478bcdfa78e0.jpg
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
PROUD MEMBER OF THE LGBTQIAMC. NOTICE HOW THE FELT AIN'T IN THERE.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
deuce is still my favorite.
clover.
Honestly An Update That Suspends Everyone Would Not Be The Worst Direction To Go Have You Seen Some Of This Shit
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
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i support this.
She even got the cologne right, I'm so tickled.
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
OH SO HE'S ALLOWED TO DO CANNIBALISM. SO IT'S FINE WHEN THIS TOWERING VAT OF LARD DOES CANNIBALISM. I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
If i get to kill a felt i choose Uuuuuhhhhhhg Itchy i dont know
Now listening on Spotify: True Confession by Mal Hallett and his Orchestra. A curious arrangement, is it not? Lush strings, lingering harmonies, a tempo that carries more than just rhythm. There is intention here, subtle yet deliberate. I find the cadence… agreeable. Perhaps you will, too. Perhaps you will hear in it something you did not expect, or something you recognized immediately. Music, after all, is a language of its own. One that requires no questions, and yet offers answers if one is inclined to listen. Consider this a gentle suggestion for your auditory palette. I trust it will serve as suitable accompaniment to your various endeavors. https://youtu.be/0MptoCt_YFg?si=BaAUj152UviJF-eq
Disgusting.
Rest in peace, Itchy. #ripitchy
Although it would seem several of you are disappointed in @itChy’s survival, I hope I can offer you some small reassurance in that from the point of view of a near-omniscient, his death has already occurred at the preordained time. Therefore, you may feel free to continue your celebrations or grief as you see fit.
i heard they have health insurance
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yeah honestly the felt does have better assets
yØu are nØt annØying enØugh.
i cant believe itchy died. that sucks. i guess. we are ignØring that he is cØmmenting and reacting tØ things right nØw at this mØment. he has died.
Damn.
itchy died? that's why the air's clearer.
Thank the Lord.
BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy FOUND DEAD IN HIS MANSION THE RUMORS SAY IT WAS AN OVERDOSE BUT NOTHING IS CONFIRMED YET
>([lowkey my w#ole existence is jus an experiment to try an concoct a post t#ats upsettin to anyone wit any beliefs at all]
>([feelin like i mig#t just stir t#e pot add my two cents t#row a wrenc# into t#ings burst someones bubble add fuel to t#e fire skate on t#in ice and quite possibly toot my own #orn]
I'm starting #Pissgategate. Stop talking about #Pissgate.
hahaha, oh my fucking god.
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
youre the. you know that image of the lady wrangling two kids on child leashes at the airport? that but its just one leash and its that guy
The best thing about being the Universe is there's nowhere you can run from me. #huntingwewillgo
> 0pen ch1ttr > p1ssgate > cl0se ch1ttr
X SPADE SLICK TAKES 5 WHOLEASS MINUTES TO PISS CONFIRMED #pissgate #nsfwe? x
Sure. Fidget toys are typically handheld contraptions that offer various kinds of stimulating input using tactile sensations such as pushing/clicking buttons, flipping switches, spinning wheels, etc. You can also imbue these devices with black magic to trigger a hex or jinx to activate when used by someone you wish to target.
Here are some more ideas that could help alleviate boredom when your work is under-stimulating: - Arson - Domestic terrorism - Ordering background checks on your colleagues in order to blackmail them - Fidget toys - Sabotaging your employer to get them fired and subsequently receive a promotion into their role - Knitting
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
I shall remain within my follower category until my ex‑partners cease their incessant displays of ass-kissery for one another. #vagueposting
Why is it that the most insuffera8le men I know have five hundred altern8tes on this damned thing.
#directposting @draconiandignitary @marquisemindfang fuck you both. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f86b88aa202e.png
is this abuot two boys if the answer is yes can you send me the thread so i can read it and tell them to keep going and if its not two boys then i agree with you
like my chit and i will get "crunk" as the kids call it, on hennessy.
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
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trolls oug)(ta stop tryna b )(umans fo reel t)(e most embarfis)(in s)(ip i eva did sea. u dont got a 'dad' u got a glubbin lusus dips)(ip !!!
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
wow #teatime
>([i t#ink i won #teatime i got away wit# a ring from t#e #ost an i got to see t#e rankmaid in person t#is is epic]
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
You're welcome. You don't owe me anything.
#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!
It was, in fact, not fire. #teatime
I don't know how i ended up in a damn fort with this cat but whatever. Whohoo go fort asshole or whatever. #teatime
Beclaws.
DONOTEVENTALKTOMEIHATEEVERYSINGLEONEOFYOU.
WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????
seeing all these pitch flings on my feed is nostalgic. young love and all that bullshit.
THANKS, DIAMONDS!
#VAGUEPOSTING
Oh.
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
murrit turkin posts nothing but slop and drivel on her account. he also owes me $150.
i think we shØuld all explØde dØc scratch. fØr nØ reasØn. in particular.
i gotta go sit by a ski ball machine & think abt my gender or smth
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
ribbit. :) https://ibb.cØ/mVqMTzHw
Cyanide.
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
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i dØn't think i've seen a gØØd pØst here.
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
changing the piss conversation topic to something lighthearted like the empire and its ever looming presence and authority it has over us all.
you're all sheeple. treeple? troll sheeple? whatever. if you all admire my conversation topics this much why do you all hate on me so much? put your money where your damn mouth is.
Why follow the crowd, Diamonds? Start your own trend, be your own man.
don't post carapacian dersite porn. #nsfw
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
a lot of you are up your own ass.
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
How unfortun8te, when one finally 8elieves an individual here holds some modicum of rationality, they profess their attraction to an unwashed clown whose coiffure has remained un8rushed for six centuries.
ooc // saying this now, i would prefer if minors would Not interact with me. or at the very least not interact with my nsfw/18+ specific posts. with the increasing popularity of this site, there is no way for me to tell if someone’s a minor or not (unless they display it on their profile), which is why im asking yall now to Not Interact with me or my 18+ specific posts, for the safety and comfort of both parties. please be more mindful, ty ♡
fucking idiots. they're fake.
shut the fuck up droog.
yo i love this website maybe im just cattier now than i used to b but i feel like pvp is turned on here
All this banter and I don't even think I'm in your timeline. Sorry to that Jane, I guess. She ought to have employed more snipers in her home security system.
why the fuck have you all started a screenshot chain?
:33 < awww, so you all worked it out i think? :33 < i adore a happy ending!! i am so happy for you guys :33
that means carapacians of all sorts are off the menu! no more butterin', or eatin', or boilin', or comparin' us to lobsters. now that last one is just rude.
i love elaborate plans
THE GOOD THING ABOUT A SMEAR CAMPAIGN ON SOMEONE IS THAT WHEN THEY'RE DISTRACTED THEY'RE VERY EASY TO ROB
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
I ALWAYS KNEW MY DISPLAY NAME WOULD BE REVELANT, BECAUSE WHEN IS IT NOT? THERE IS ALWAYS CONSTANT BULLSHIT GOING ON AND THERE ALWAYS WILL BE. #STOPEATINGPEOPLE #YOUDISGUSTINGFUCKINGFREAKS #HOLYSHIT #DRAMA
WELL WELL WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? NO MATTER THE EMPIRE, THE BITCH HOLDING THE FORK IS LOOKING TO DEVOUR THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST HER. I bet you humans thought you'd never see one of your own going Troll. #cancel crocker? #morelikefirebomballcorporateoffices
hey. we're a package deal. all or none of us.
I could really go for some doughnuts right now. But if there's one thing I *wouldn't* eat right about now? Carapacians. They're people too. I won't stand for this disrespect.
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
midnight crew members, all of you even the weird timeline ones. rise up against @gutsygumshoe
what the fuck crocker?
@gutsygumshoe eats carapacians and thinks they're nothing more than fancy lobsters #cancelcrocker
DO YOU REALLY SUPPORT @GUTSYGUMSHOE WHEN SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY FRIENDS ALIVE?
proposed chittr upgrade: score currency exchange for in-site silly stuff
i heard @gutsygumshoe has money should i send the crew to loot her too?
You're wasting meowny in spending it on everything but bullets and hats. Use the bullets in the guns to rob for what you n33d. Its clawst effective.
planning to loot the felt mansion for a bit since we're broke, i don't think any of them are connected so i don't care
WITH MY FIXED TABLET. I BRING YOU ALL, ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE, NAMED "TRAIN BITCH". ONCE AGAIN, BAD ASS AS EVER. EXCEPT FOR A PARTICULAR BITCH, ABOUT TO GET HER JUST DESERTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3880C8E0EB.PNG
Hello! I hope you have a good day, Ego sum ira Domini.
hes finally doin somethin productive i see
IDON'TKNOWWHATYOUROBSESSIONWITHMEISORHOWTHEFUCKYOUDIDTHIS. BUT STEP OFF. @draconianDignitary https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9c352ed87b0.png
B'makin' more accounts.
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I am never donning another garment that hasn't been cradled in the attentive hands of my tailor ever again. Why is it that when a pair of pants fits your hips, the waistband is miserably oversized?
I have become ever so slightly concerned that I might be the one who has to clean this up. Please be careful. =>
*Dual wielding
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
(( Take my reference/explanation images while i figure out how to pin chitts to a profile. I would like to have these sorts of things slapped up top so others can know. If the toyhouse links don't work I'll figure it out. )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105083196_wUWpiRD3HZKt1w2.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117516972_8gnmMeDrg9PsjTJ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/39290382_ogO89LK4uy1C5gE.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/38465052_E3acY82ItFuumrH.png
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
that carries some implications.
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
Sweet fucking Skaia. I don't envy what the Sevens will be dealing with.
Of course he posts that after he's already hid them all over the manor. Can't get a wink of sleep for a second without some kind of shenanigans taking place. I need another drink. #vagueposting #dashwatching
Can I stab the felt In my entire 10+ years of being online I don't think I stabbed a single one of them so it seems unfair
just stabbed someone
https://wxlkstabwalk.tumblr.com/post/798506380278497282 Blah blah this is me have fun
Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL
Man this site even has a caliborn. A treasure to behold
the "masculine urge" to get drunk tonight. #substances
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
I guess I'll just treat this like the other site Ahem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO
Is it contro\/\/ersial for a troll t'think that th'other species just sort of look better? E'en the green little fellas. Hell, the chess things too. I'unno. Maybe t'is just seein' trolls all m'life, somethin' ne\/\/\/\/ is interestin'. Any\/\/\/\/ay, species rankin' list comin' soon.
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
I shall look forward to it, should that 8e the case. Something to finally dispel the acrid stench of pacifism that pollutes this place.
Naturally, to watch someone is the highest compliment one can offer a troll; in our circles such scrutiny marks us as a potential threat and well, perhaps I'll put on a show. No person is entirely harmless, particularly not those who move in my company. So should I prove a touch trou8lesome, are you not equipped to contend with it?
@draconianDignitary | Your flawless sense of style has piqued my curiosity enough to warrant further o8serv8tion. Moreover, I, too, am repulsed 8y those gaudy neon‑green charlatans hiding themselves upon that forsaken moon. Consider this a shared acknowledgment of rivals.
fuck it, fine. i'm on my way.
and??? i have priorities. i have shit i need to get done. regrettably you're my first one at the moment.
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the worlds first amber was actually discovered in 1404 but was delayed by a decade until another explorer found a seperate amber because the first explorer swallowed it for no reason
a at least i h have something to p play with that i isnt made out of g gold or paid to let you play with t them
banner a trip down memory lane wit @draconianDignitary
i have decided tØ becØme an artist. if i cannØt be viØlent. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326203543.png
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
Sick of my men's PDA and talk of d*ncing on my timeline.
i am stabbing die tØ death. nØ Øne can stØp me. except fØr the inability tØ actually kill him.
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alright i'm verified. that means i have to get on with my next class as your most official leprechaun professor.
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Appreciate the dame's work. It'd be damn disrespectful to ignore that prose when the Doc's on gum-flappin' holiday.
What is a dilf.
Delinquent keeps telling me I'm gonna burn out if I keep using my shadow magic all willy nilly, but I simply think that I'm built different and that people that happens to are experiencing skill issues.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyways. Enough of foolish vagueposting. Who wants a free drawing of themself? ]
hekhjw wwaohf kg??/..
do you think that maybe we could get some intermission style badges of some sort? that would be cool and fun :]
sad to hear it
That's not how a fucking 5 ball looks
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
If you hear the sound of a serIes of exPlosIves In the mIddle of the nIght, no you dIdn't. Remember, If you see somethIng, say nothIng. And drInk to forget.
i am gØing tØ draw slick crashing his car again.
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
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she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
now THATS the kind of content im here for
YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
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Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it.
???am uncomfortable when we are not about me???
he has died. badly. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326164919.png
Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.
(( he's not gonna post it himself but here's the thank-you lucky charm clover made for @archiveAddict :) https://i.imgur.com/4IHLRH7.png
(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
*scraping noises*
event announcement: dui streetracing where: in the parking lot behind the trollmart just off highway 46 when: 10 pm sharp karkat is not allowed - substances encouraged - there will be a betting pool - all are welcome (we don't have gender barriers this time, lalonde) - if diamonds droog shows up i give everyone full permission to ram him over in their respective vehicles. don't kill him though.
im woke now fyi #woke
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7dc0e7c3bf96.png
Technically true. And it would be very funny to hire you now.
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
(( hello to any new folks :] reminder the rules of the site say 18+ for clear reason, and remember to tag properly, ty ))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e2a2878779.png
AW, CONGRATS DIAMONDS!
wow, its finally happened, im a REAL #mafiaprincess.... its fuckin OVER for yall
DON'7 KIDNAP CIVILIANS EI7HER.
The one with the bowl of butterscotch at the front desk? Sweet lady.
A man of culture, I see. My kind of bug over here!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13090337627c.png #nowhiring #substance @affectionConsecrated
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
Helloooooooooooo multiverse!
After a rigorous vetting process, I have selected a motley crew. We are avaliable for mutiny, murder, malicious tax evasion and general gang warfare. @turntechGirlhead @mafiaPrincess @flightyBroad
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
glad youre being such a good sport about me comin for your brand big guy just know imitation is the biggest form of flattery
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kendrick Lamarius… ]
anyone who supports lalonde's knockoff midnight crew is a traitor.
oh for fucks sake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2a5e509a255.jpg
We've ways to work with tailoring. My own apparel is merely the suggestion of green while mostly being black. I'm sure something could be worked out.
find my pages
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
i'm starting to think people are taking my cash just to spite me. i'm down another ten.
I wish The Boss was real and we were friends.
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
you have the opportunity to come do the funniest thing midnight city has ever seen.
how the fuck can problem sleuth pull and i can't? the fuck?
yØu can fistfight each Øther in jail. he will win.
(( my ass Stays liking things on the wrong character.
IF YOU SAY SO!
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE ARADIA
What an inspiring leader you are, Slick. Have you tried using your intellect to solve this problem, yet?
I raised her so well.
evicted and bald. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
Anyone currently experiencing a housing crisis is free to alert me and I will have my team assist you.
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
My mo1r41l h4s m4n4g3d to r3mov3 4ll th3 p4p3rwork from my v1c1n1ty 1n 4n 3ffort to m4k3 m3 r3l4x. Now wh4t
still ♯evil
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fuck i still can't delete shit.
0bvi0usly.
every0ne line up f0r y0ur "i g0t diagn0sed with autism my aradia megid0 0n chitter.c0m" shirts. 0u0
i handing 0ut free autism diagn0sis t0 any0ne wh0 is willing t0 pr0ve it in s0me way shape 0r f0rm. step right up. 0u0
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girl who kills you. girl who literally just kills you. girl who slices open your gut and feasts on your organs. #gore
mmobster goonn curious about their gennder: i ainnt ever beenn abroad before...
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> wh0 up ultra1ng they k1ll #humanmed1a1sgreatactually
Do+ yo+u ever fantasize abo+ut disembo+weling tho+se who+ wish to+ crush yo+u.
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
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"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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ill sea you in ma office later
apparently i'm a moderator now / dm me about badges
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fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
((KMS I SAID EARCH!! I SAID EARCH INSTEAD OF EARTH!!!))
So this is what the boys have been doing for the last few days? Interesting.
DONT 4SK WH4T T1M3L1N3 1M FROM 1TS WH4T3V3R 1S TH3 FUNN13ST 4ND MOST CONV3N13NT TO TH3 B1T.
>([lofi c#its to fall asleep to]
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
Ķ̵̡̛̟͎̠̰̦͔̞̜͉͎̤̙̋̍̆̔͂̇̓̽́̚͝U̴̟̰̤̘͉̼̝̹̬̹̜̞͙̺̇U̸̗̙̲̗͚̻̩̝̎̈́͒̆͐́̃̊̚͜ͅL̶͔͓̤͔͙̱͚̹͊̈́͐̈́̀͐̅́̀̾͐̇͂͝͝A̸̧̧̫̥͚̲̼̱̙̙̞͍̪̙̥̗̓̾̉ͅG̶̭̻͕̱̖͊Ǫ̸̡͎̫̞̳̫̝͔̘̔̍͐͗͜͜͝T̶̡̰͚̬̫̹̩͈̭̥̰̰̀̒̍̀͒̊̿̀̊͝͝͝ͅH̴̨̧̨̨̙̘̥̝̱̘̥͓̟̳̰͆̌ stuns in new selfie. https://i.postimg.cc/QMMxV0FC/Horrorterror.webp #horror
https://i.postimg.cc/mDRzdQDK/nokia-hmd-lightyear-barbie-phone-pink-or-1gf030apc1l04-32754.webp
Ơ̵̙͖̳̫̤͎͈̹͔̗̰̂̊̋̎͆͊͐͑͒̒̍͘͜͠Ṅ̴̡̲̦̺̭̜͌̀̀͌̈́̕Ę̷̧̨͓̗͇͔̰̝̱͗͒͌̊ ̷̨͎̬̦̹̩͙͌͛̀P̸̡̧̟͈̫͇͓͉̙̳̥̺̺̪͗͋̋̌ͅỎ̵̼̖̊̂̈̑̒̄̆͝T̵̡͗̈́͛̐̋́̐̏̆Á̸͈̦̙̞͔͙͗͂̉͒̏͂̂̀̊̔̓̋̎͘T̷̠̬̓̔̾̔́̊́̈́̓͂̃̇̈́͝͝Ȯ̸̭̻̰̱̠̙̣̻̤͕̝̒͑̎̈́̓̿͛̋̈́̾̆͌͛ ̸̢̻̖̮̝̫̖̓͆̇̿͗͐̏̎̆͘̕C̴̡̣͔̼̗̤͂̽̄̊̃́̽̓̓̅̃̃́̀̋Ḧ̵͈̬͇̹̖̲̯̱̱͉̲̗́̇͐̒́͂̅̈İ̴̛̬̻͉̲͇͉͕̏̌͐̂̾̇͗͐͗̋̕͝P̵̗̪̤̯̱̜̞̖̭̓̈́͑̄̾͝ ̵̡̛͇̣̉͐͗̏̋̏̃̀̓͑͂͆̄͘͘P̶̢̈͒͂͆̉́͂͗̌̋̈̆̈́̀͠L̴̨͙͙̦͕͓̩̫̺̍̏̆́͌́͋̀͒͂͒͌̑̏̅͝͝E̷͉͋̆̋̽̄̆̉͝A̷̡̢̯͖͙̅Ş̸̛͎̗̞͍̫̝̩̹̐̀͒́̽͌̎̏́̈̏͆͛͘͠͠Ę̵̯̙̬͎̝̻̥̥̂̋̒̄͘͠ https://i.postimg.cc/cCx3JQG4/image-306.png #horror
.̷̘̠̞̮̹͚͉͋̅̓.̸͕͖̪͆̊͌̕.̸͙̔́͆̕.̴͙̗̞̪̺̜͍̬̅̉̀̽̈́̍̚.̶̪̗̻͕̩̈́́̏̽̊̑̈̀͜.̴̮̙̫͇̫͔͗̓ͅ.̴̢͎̥̭̳̦̈́.̵̡̢̞̼͉̖̬͊͋.̷̮̩̟̰̪̺̿̎͌̂̉̅͂̆.̷̤̜̮͎̟͐̆͌͝.̴̙̞͎͕̮͈̑̔͒͌͑͝.̵̨̗̥́̆̾͋̌ͅ.̷̤͖͕̩́̈́͑͜͠
I'm going 7o kill you. I'm going 7o kill you and i7's going 7o be slow and painful.
thank god, someone made the joke so i don't have to.
I HAVE PLANTED SOME. BOMBS. :-)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gotta start setting up for a masquerade event. Outglut Observer got funded by a higher caste and by gog I will be delighted wasting their cutter. ]
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
haha, thanks, but it's actually just because @draconianDignitary recommended 'em.
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alright who's ready four the #charms explanation. disclaimer, these definitions are only four my timeline but are likely to apply to other timelines. four some reason charms tend to be different once you do enough time travel, but i'm only familiar with my own.
Update: my doctor is mad at me for smoking two packs of cigarettes at once.
nesben
(( important. fhis is how she holds a pencil when she draws. https://www.playdoughtoplato.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/palmer-supinate-grasp-Playdough-to-Plato.jpg
i tØØk the picture wrØng. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260325202931.png
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
⠀
not that im worried abt u or anything.... TCH
FUUUUCK BE CAREFUL DERSE GUY
i'm getting some sleep. i'm in charge while i'm gone.
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
i need a grey 🖕. fØr persØnal usage.
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
i hope you're all happy. i hate this place
you're so right, actually.
fuck that wasn't smart.
...it's raining outside. oh my god. it's raining in this frog foursaken fucking desert!
this is such horseshit oh my fucking god.
Every time I look away you're finding a novel way to make us look ridiculous.
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
i think vagueing or blatant hatemailing about doubles on here is extremely funny when the entire concept of the site invites doubles to interact ...... i think curating ones own experience by using the block feature or not using the site at all is in order if we are to reinvent kincourse and kindating in 2026
((The Homestuck fandom ESPECIALLY is BUILT on doubles like CANONICALLY
(( Doubles beefing is part of the fun as long as it stays IC, but if they take it OOC is when it goes too far I think and people gotta just log off and touch grass
(( yeah no like like not to be rude or anything but roleplay as a whole has ALWAYS had doubles and ALWAYS WILL have doubles. that is how roleplaying WORKS, getting pissy about it is kind of stupid. USE THE BLOCK BUTTON GANG IT'S RIGHT THERE IF YA NEED IT! ))
YA DO SAY SOMETIMES THAT LOOKIN AFTER ME, HEARTS, AND SPADES FEELS LIKE A FULL TIME JOB, SO THAT WOULD BE THREE!
Honestly, IDon’tMindNotBeingAllowedToAccessNewerGamingSystems. TheN64IsAllI’llEverNeed.
YOU DO GOT A POINT! WE WOULDN'T EVER HEAR THE END OF IT!
aint got a problem as long as yer work is done yer one a tha competent ones as far as im concerned
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://𖥧mages2.𖥧mgb❦x.c❦m/14/e6/3pnqjz𖧧f_❦.png a w❦nderful n𖥧gh𖧧 𖥧n 𖧧he f❦res𖧧 ✿
With @turntechGodhead#6490. 📍Derse Music Lounge 🎆 https://i.postimg.cc/bN93b6Kw/Untitled-Artwork.png
My music tastes are so all over the place, especially in the realm of Jazz & Blues, that I could make the statement that Ron Aspery is an underrated musician, and it's very likely you wouldn't know who I'm talking about.
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
#forcefem all guys
>([losing cas# over a #and of cards doesnt mean its missing big dawg lol]
i need more guys wearin gurl pants
i'm missing fifty dollars which one of you was it?
OKAY UM I DONT WANT MY KULL IN THE NEGATIVES. UM. DO YOU GUYS LISTEN TO LANA?
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH FOR BEING ERIDAN AMPORA.
i'll find a way.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/6/6ea897efa504202a79e86b9d0ad4f36e52106e73.gif Happy hump day. #humpday #nsfw
I could be swayed.
#modestdersite
reposting bc love me *spears my arms out to absorb ur love* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9c269b219ee.jpg
Not enough bisexual men for me, actually.
i be laughin seen ppl with the lil symbols they had on they shirts when we were like 13-16 as pfps like dayum keepin the brand is tough work
damn ii ju2t realiized 9-two-5 mean2 9 day2 a day 5 week2 a day a week 9 two day2 a 5 week a hour2 9 day2.
Us sil\/\/er cunningbeasts must stick together in these tryin' times.
THEY CALL ME CLUBS BECAUSE I C PEOPLE I LUBS A LOT (THE CREW)
i think all of the roxy shld tak ovr th wrld
This is not a kin account. I'm Millie Bobby Brown method acting for Homestuck: The Movie.
https://files.catbox.moe/btlcv5.png
If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
Taking a stroll to the market to purchase a single, beautiful slice of gabbagool.
Today's theme is kitty. Just wait for later in the evening.
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
congrats @waningCatastrophe for the win you get dubious levels of quality art hit me up in dms in like idk the next twenty four hours otherwise i hit the griddy and give another spin gotta be fair to the people i believe in democracy and shit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78b4904ff051.png
sweet ive compiled all my chittr critters onto the wheel of fate good luck to everyone spinnin this shit now https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0519a03cbd8b.png
|< this is a post to r€m€mb€r th€ fall€n. always in my cor€, coff€€ disp€ns€r in floor four https://i.imgur.com/cog2w3q.png
grave r0bbing f0r m0r0ns.
id apologize for being being horny on main but im bored as shit. im also not really sorry. #nsfw
From carrying the rest of your crew, one can only infer.
god plEasE kill EvEryonE likE in gEnEral
One can't ignore the allure of seared meat.
>::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/DUE2-c2CUBQAAAAC/vodka-mutini-roxy-lalonde.gif
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
see this is why i fuck with you you keep it so for real droogie
(goodness me, it's half past two in the morning here so I should really sleep, but I've been having a blast on here! Thanks for indulging my awful man and I'll see you all tomorrow)
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It
are you mocking scratch? if so it's very funny.
moirail swapping (tags: quadrant swinging, ill just be over here okay?, pale kisses, exhibitionism, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
why would best friend of nesben diamonds droog even need to work... nesben thinks you probably have it all sorted anyway
nesbens best friend diamonds droog
for today only nesben has allowed a photograph to be taken. nesben will be destroying all evidence of nesbens existence after this image. but ndk nesben felt cute teehee will return to eating dirt later. https://cdn.picrew.me/shareimg/org/202603/1564386_odtpoffs.png
Wonderful. Delighted to have come to a conclusion with you, Mister Droog.
A valid conclusion. I exist to break the mold and defy expectations.
nesben understands...
⚇ aight. ⚇ I'M LOGGING OFF FOR THE TIME BEING TO GO TOUCH SYNTHGRASS. ⚇ you motherfuckers could learn a thing or two. ⚇ DEUCES. ⚇
Perhaps if you were not so reactive, I may not pick on you so much, Mister Slick.
I did not say 'pounded', I said 'destroyed'. There is a difference. #nsfw
Hello ooc gang who up throwin it back
You are never truly alone. There will always be bugs. This comforts me sometimes.
total white boy destruction. the complete undoing of his poor soul
put that boy in a skirt!
see this is what fuckers like hitler said.
does anynesben think nesben has a chance to tenderly kiss hideoo kojima or is nesben chopped cooked and broiled or whatever
every night nesben wakes up and chooses to be nesben. despite the alternatives being some other nesben. does anynesben else hear the omnipotent voice of god keep fucking asking what nesbens name is
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
btw have an ooc mode
Guys love it when you pin them against the wall and grind desperately on each other. #nsfw
I don't even own fake horns. I won't talk about blood, sure.
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
i agree with you on this
Just got home. I can hear screaming. Sounds like Die. Gonna ignore that.
good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw
scratch is being a freak. get this fucker off the site now.
⚇ that frequent, huh? ⚇ AT LEAST I CAN RESPECT THE MOXIE OF A MOTHERFUCKER ⚇ WHO GETS IN FOR THE SCRAPES ⚇
We may have our disagreements, but this is not one of them.
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girls love it when *checks notes* uhm oh damn izzat right? *re checks note* no no everythings in order whodda thunk it as it turns out girls love it when girls... #mindblown
I was hoping someone would do this too. Thank you, DD.
Actually, I agree with Crowbar. Die would make an adorable sacrifice. Just imagining his face when he realises what is about to happen to him? Oh, a demigod could not be so thrilled. You have my blessing.
rechit.
good evvenin loyal chittr followwers im tryin out pistolkind tonight just to see wwhat all the hype is about any tips #strifespecibus
Actually if you're in the middle of a clown ritual, I think Die would make a great virgin sacrifice.
The Geneva conventions cannot stop me because I am simply not reading them.
THIS IS CULTURE APPROPRIATION THE IRA IS NOT A JOKE SPADES SLICK MORE LIKE SPADES FRAUD
Car #4 was safe. So like I said, Quarters is in charge. Don't burn the house down.
I'm going out. Niner needs a few reams of fabric. Quarters is in charge until I get back.
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I think I'm gonna take up smoking.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I remember it like it was an hour or two ago. How fast we grow up... ]
troll obama would b like "my fellow alternians"
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kult score removal 's fine by me. It was fun and I didn't take it too seriously, but others certainly did. And took the fun out of it climbing up that score. ]
Took my fucking kid can't have shit in Midnight City
THANKS. YOu LOOK LIKE IF SOuR CREAM DIPPING SAuCE WAS A GODDAMN GIJINKA. MINuS THE SATISFACTORILY FLOPPY TITS. GIJINKA CREATIONS ARE A FINE OVERSEAS CuSTOM. AND THEY OFTEN ARE ACCOMPANIED. BY MASSIVE. PFP ECLIPSING RACKS. WHICH YOu LACKS. GOD YOu ARE SO WHITE. LIKE. LITERALLY SO FuCKING WHITE. PHANTOM WHITE. SPECTRAL WHITE. GHOSTLY WHITE. I WOuLD PAINT MY WALLS YOu COLOR. I FEEL LIKE YOu ARE ABOuT TO ASK ME IF I HAVE ANY HINTS. FOR THE WORDLE OF THE DAY. OR IF MY ASS KICKINGS. COME GLuTEN FREE. YOu ARE SPIRITuALLY A HAPPY GO LuCKY BuTTFuCKY GATED COMMuNITY THAT LEERS AT PASSERBIES. AND JOCuLOSE CYCLISTS. HOW THE FuCK DO YOu GENTRIFY. THE ACT OF BEING A CREEPY ASS BITCHMONGERING MOTHERFuCKER. I AM ALMOST IMPRESSED. TELL ME YOuR SECRETS. ALABASTER WHITE GHOST SENSEI. I WANT TO LEARN. HOW YOu CAN HOST. SuCH uNFuCKWITHABLE BAD AuRA. SO I CAN GIVE IT TO MY ENEMIES.
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park was fun. back tØ manØr. grØunding cannØt cØntain me.
https://youtu.be/e6vv2wgzap8 this is nesbens favorite tune
nesben will take over the alternian empire and then stop because thats too much work for nesben
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Yeah
hardly working if you're chitting.
nesben eill use nesbens place of privledge to shill for nesbens two best friends
yay. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled5_20260324191210.jpeg
nesben :)
I hav3 no Id3a why I trust3d this, I'm pr3tty sur3 vid3o 3mb3ds ar3n't 3v3n a thing on this w3bsit3. DX
so nesben found out how to game the system but nesben will no longer use this for crime and will stay at number nine
turns 0ut all y0u have t0 d0 f0r pe0ple t0 like y0u is t0 shit 0n eridan publicly
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
Might make Midnight City a half worthwhile place to live.
https://i.postimg.cc/MGLzZ1vx/IMG-5839.jpg #inspirational
GIVE EM BAD ADVICE, DIAMONDS!!!
nesben would never do this. you are nesbens best friend diamonds droog. we will stay together at 8 and 9
art :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324181430.png
Shit, how'd you guess I was a "nonbinary figure of various shades", nobody ever gets that on the first try.
pls die is CRAZY
a general hell0 t0 all 0f my 0ld flarping mutuals that may 0r may n0t be still alive 0n here
hair grows back??????????????
chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Uh. Thank you guys for the kult, I guess? ]
you are never annoying to nesben
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nesben will help you hide the evidence
can nesben be food too
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/typewriter.png She's a beaut, isn't she? ]
nesben had no clue ordering a hit was that easy
why are so many of you complaining about not getting a damn fake online badge? lowlifes.
nesben is in everynesbens circles
i have a profile photo now. you can only see half of my face so i'm not idenifiable.
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
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#nowplaying penis music https://youtu.be/226urm2hqte
o damn..... tbh i stopped drinking round when there started being splosions i couldnt plan for so i get that LMFAO
you are everything to nesben
|| #TRUE | OVER ||
Rechitt. #rechitt
nesben will cry at your funeral best friend diamonds droog
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Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
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nesben lost the interview due to nesben showing up bulge out but its okay nesben ate all the candy they leave next to the reprieveblock sinks so net win for nesben #nsfw #nesben
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From what I'm learning, not until he kisses another man.
DID WE GET A NEW MEMBER? GUY'S REALLY TALL!!!
kill something for ♯me today
> n0nb1nary....
Yuri is cool.
[you chess and poker guys are so funny on god]
start ♯killing people ♯NOW
A civil society would provide only quality posts on Chittr. Make what you will from this.
Well well well. ♤omet♡ing to keep me entertaine◇ in t♡i♤ lonely voi◇. ♡ow are we all ◇oin' t♡i♤ fine ◇ay? :) (Art by E♧tope♧to) ♡ttp♤://♧◇n.◇i♤♧or◇app.♧om/atta♧♡ment♤/673577344601948172/1486023137085882508/jame♤_♧omm.jpg?ex=69♧3fe64&i♤=69♧2a♧e4&♡m=◇85bf799◇b♧9757♧7beb12a♧77◇♧462f267e4a1◇3◇4ef1372937e♧3ff48bb08f&
"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
> am 1 all0wed t0 start d1s0rderp0st1ng because 1f 1 am 1 w1ll start be1ng 0penly b0rderl1ne 0n ma1n
It should be 543.
DISORIENTING. UNPLEASANT. A PAIN BEHIND MY EYES. AH! I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
PRETTY FUN. HOW REFRESHING THE CHITTR. MAKES IT TURN WHITE FOR A SECOND. DOES IT DO THAT FOR ANYONE ELSE. IT IS LIKE ALWAYS HAVING A FLASHBANG. ARMED AND READY. I AM ALWAYS SAYING. FEATURES SHOULD BE MORE HOSTILE. PAINFUL. AND SADISTIC. TO THE END USER.
Her Imperial Catfishness can suck it.
EXCUSE ME. I NEED A MOMENT. OR PERHAPS. HUNDREDS OF SWEEPS. TO MAKE A RESPONSE TO THIS. THAT WILL NOT GET ME FIRED.
they need to hurry up and invent pinned posts on here.
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Logging off for the night. Doctor's orders. Can someone please keep an eye on things?
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is not illegal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey.
i am gØing tØ destrØy every scØtty dØg in the manØr. 0u0
everyone deserves to see nesbens magnum opus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a224a9ecfa.png
nesben has two phds
nesben
nesben has awoken. does anynesben know how many spiders nesben ate in nesbens sleep or does nesben have to guess
BEHOLD, WHORES. MY LATEST MASTER PIECE, IN A LONG LINE OF THEM. I CALL THIS ONE : WHAT IT WAS LIKE, THAT ONE TIME THAT I BIT MY OWN LEG OFF, AS TO GET MYSELF OUT OF A SHITTY SHACKLE THAT I WAS TRAPPED IN FROM BIRTH, BINDING ME TO MY ABOMINABLE, HORRIBLE BITCH SISTER. FEEL FREE TO SWOON AT THE SIGHT, OF MY AWESOME ACTION. MY BAD ASSERY. THE LIGHTING. THE BLOOD. THE REALISM. THIS IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY. IF YOU BITE YOUR OWN LEG OFF. YOU TOO, MAY ALSO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS. AND TO ALL HATERS : FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0CD24F61967B.PNG
Thanks. I'll be outta town for a while. Niner said it wasn't an easy fix. Reckon I owe you a proper drink.
Bartenderr is awful nice Just lined up shotsfor us
Think im opened Crowbar's box. Yaois and alcohol, sttrong alcohol? Sinister combination.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They don't tell you that you can just cull anyone you see on the street. Just did. It was cathartic. ]
Actually, tormenting slick is making things a bit better.
most of the people on here is ♯bugs
No, we do it to our goddamn selves. Uh. We as in the other guys.
craving ♯350 caegars
:33< CLAWNGRADMEWLATIONS MEW HAVE FOUND SECRET TROLL GOOGLE RESULTS :33< showing results fur little toy bang flag guns that mew can point at the stupid ones and they will fully believe they have b33n shot
pro life tip: if you pretend you never saw the issue, its not your job to stop it or clean it up. this applies to weird bloodstains in rooms, bulletholes in the walls, housefires, and the shower being out of soap
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Actually now that I think about it, maybe I am the only person with half a brain on here. Never mind.
|< wom€n #d€€pthoughts #mak€syouthink
Listen, life sucks. If I want to talk to someone with even half a brain I should be entitled to that. Enrichment and whatnot.
Just like home. I guess seeing it typed isn't as bad as listening to idiots. Still. Less is more.
The Sims 3 and a cigarette.
have you tried giving them pets and snausages? :0
this is why i follow you.
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
[UNCLASSIFIED] I desire beanwater.
https://external-preview.redd.it/rose-lalonde-by-ikimaru-art-v0-UuSNTVJQIoTiYkz-TQaGjiaf0Lr5qiYFTQTr-O8jrTY.jpg?auto=webp&s=f5a071bddb27b621aff2289149421b57687f424c I'm not even sure if this is going to work.
Oh. Okay. We're selfposting now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9a1329d040.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/700682ccfa12.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27ec098d3456.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85fb3d7a0db2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b010593078ac.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/305fd95e8485.png
Got some weird feelings going on. Maybe I should chainsmoke three packs of cigarettes about this.
Never mind, gatekeeping.
There is straight up no way any of you can be trusted with image embedding.
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nesben believes all posts can be art if nesben is fucked up on enough mercury
if this place ever gets something like groups or whatever we need to make a nesben fanclub
nesben doesn't even need an artificial metal homunculus to be ultimate nesben. nesben has ascended. nesben can now do a backflip and a frontflip at the same time
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
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chittr would you still love nesben if nesben was 5'2"
You want someth1n? 1 can steal 1t. You want someONE? 1 can capture them. You want someone dead? 1 charge extra. Message w1th 1nqu1r1es.
1 see 1 see, 1'll keep an eye out for any f1shes then.
nesben loves you
Five minutes on this site and I see someone accuse someone else of being their Metal Sonic. Might stay a while.
nesben agrees
a chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. it may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. chairs vary in design. an armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. chairs can be made from wood, metal, or other strong materials, like stone or acrylic. in some cases, multiple materials are used to construct a chair; for example, the legs and frame may be made from metal and the seat and back may be made from plastic. chairs may have hard surfaces of wood, metal, plastic, or other materials, or some or all of these hard surfaces may be covered with upholstery or padding. the design may be made of porous materials, or be drilled with holes for decoration; a low back or gaps can provide ventilation. the back may extend above the height of the occupant's head, which can optionally contain a headrest. chairs can also be made from more creative materials, such as recycled materials like cutlery and wooden play bricks, pencils, plumbing tubes, rope, corrugated cardboard, and pvc pipe. in rare cases, chairs are made out of unusual materials, especially as a form of art or experimentation. nesben, a nesbian interior designer, created a volcanic hanging chair that is handmade out of volcanic rock. peter brenner, a dutch-born german designer, has created a chair made from lollipop sugar – 60 pounds (27 kg) of confectioners' sugar.
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” -Sun Tzu. Ragebait that edgelord you're fighting.
PLZZZZ DO
nesben is the poster ever
well thank god 4 that
figured it out. this shit is wack, yo.
who up !! getting chased out of national parks for trespassing after hours digging for bones (itssss not meeeeee never ever ever been me i swear on my dad's sardine stash)
He has the Internet, duh.
WatchinG ThE BeeF On HerE Is VerY EntertaininG TBH
i dont care how old he is, 100% he just put a 1 and held down the 0 key until the field couldnt accept any more zeros because he likes zeros.
Go away.
bleding from the head iZ good actually cuZ that meanZ oyoure getting the injury out
wait hold on ik he help tried to kill us back then but good friggin LORD how the hell does derse guy look so good for his age
okay nesben has to run from the hoa please wish nesben well #holerelocation #nesben
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
thank you nesben loves you
Will this be the new medium for me to pour my midnight muses onto, hoping for a modicum of validation?
nesben
After Some Deep And Profound Thought I Think I'm Gonna Do Acts Of Unspeakable Violence #hotgirlshit #nextempress #violence #murder #nsfw
Thinking About #killinghim !! About #puttinghimdownlikeabarkbeast !! Lawlll #murder #hate #violence #nsfw
does anyone else feel like someone just called them ugly (uncalled for)