june! π
@elusiveBreeze
she/her. wwu'27, compsci. blegh XC. i like games!
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
eugh. how on earth did you survive your session with out terezi or vriska slapping some sense in to you?
WHAT SENSE WOULD THEY BE SLAPPING INTO ME? THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE ON THE SAME PANEL OF CREATIONISTS THAT I AM.
okay, mister emperor.
GONNA ATTEMPT TO SLEEP, GOODNIGHT, DO NOT LET THE SPIDERS BITE.
what if i want them to, karkat? what then?
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT THAT? DO YOU LIKE GETTING HURT OR SOMETHING, JUNE. DO YOU WANT. SPIDERS CRAWLING AND CREEPING ON YOU???
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When I was younger, I did have the classic bob. I just let my hair grow longer for a change.
it looks nice!
i can hear karkat's key board from a mile away.
JUST LIKE HOW I CAN HEAR YOUR HEARTBEAT INCREASING IN FEAR AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OFF YOUR GAMERCHAIR AND DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
dude, who even are you?
happy birthday @crepuscularGhostwriter . you are now old.
what the hell did i do!!!
but i guess if that's what you REALLY want for your birthday...
<3
i mean i definitely have you mad. that is basically kismesis, right?
wow, karkat, why are you talking about my bulge? kind of weird. and any ways, who said that i was pitch flirting? i think you just assumed. stop projecting!
((Good luck finding rose art that heavily leans goth if your rose isn't an anemic white girl, apparently. ((See also: finding art for your human Terezi when she isn't a white ginger π
((its so bad out here. im so serious if you want me to sketch something up for u plz reavch out i will.do it free of charge...
((yes!!! i am so serious. i think there is a devastating lack of diverse hs art
((wow, thank you! that'd be so cool! i could show you some of the art where i'm like "that'd be PERFECT except she's white" if you want.
((yeah!!!! go ahead and DM me :)
posting agian JZHIAF join amongus pleeessseee
yes viceroy! i am on my way.
YAYAAYAYAYAYA THANAKKK
casey. i can not get the game to work. i am so sorry.
waaat? code not work??
my computer hates me.
i've been wondering. as a heterosexual man, is it inappropriate to wish someone a happy pride month?
point of order: it is definitely inappropriate. why aren't you doing whatever that is as a nonbinary person
because i'm not a nonbinary person? i *just* said i was a heterosexual.
direct examination testimony: i feel bad for everyone who's not nonbinaryππββοΈπ€π ποΈβ±οΈπ΄πΉππ¦©πͺ©
you're binary. that's what's wrong.
maybe you just aren't ready for the nonbinary life style...
oh yeah? i could totally handle being not binary. just try me!
okay. then transition.
https://i.postimg.cc/2yXmS8P6/image-2026-06-12-175151674.png The Egbert's are surrounding me.
hi!
Now they really are surrounding me.
from all sides! :)