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:33< horoscopes fur mew :33< ♈ mewre love life will run into trouble when mewre purrnyar expurrlodes violently fur no reason :33< ♉ the stars say that mew will purrn into an egg today :33< ♊ mew cant fight the color of the sky :33< ♋ mew will s33 mewrself in the mirror and nyat reclawgnize that new scar :33< ♌ cute! :33< ♍ the purrtection of the amewlet will be lowered today be carefur what mew do with mewre tnt :33< ♎ mew will m33t a mew enemy today! :33< ♏ no good can clawme furom eating glass :33< ♐ mew should eat nyathing but raw eggs fur the next 6 w33ks :33< ♑ listen to the way the body rumbles and shakes this will be mewre guiding light :33< ♒ mew will cry scream and throw up today :33< ♓ attack + sp33d up!

「aahhh~ aahhh!~ gomen, maid-chan! ( ̄□ ̄;)!! megane-san didn't mean to intimidate chu with his trollhongo! (@ ̄□ ̄@;)!! boku speaks like this to show off his nyahwsome east alternian skills! (*・ω・*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen means "so sorry, kyutieful maid-sama! ( ノ^ω^)]

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An excietieng nieght lies ahead ouf me. I am ever sou ientriegued tou see houw thiengs gou. Wieshieng you all well, chiettr deniezens.

࣪⊹₊˚{ are you sure about that }._.{ because i just looked at your profile + got the exaaaact opposite vibe }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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Taps the sign. Past 9pm. Don’t trust your thoughts. No, all your friends do not hate you. Send Chit.
some people on this site deeply worry me. then i remember theres nothing i can do about it so i stop worrying!

I Am Weak Of Will And Spirit, Getting Worse Is Not Out Of The Picture.
it is fr not that deep but go off king

↗️IN SEVERAL SWEEPS, THEY WILL BE REDUCED TO DUST ON THE FLOOR FOR THE OTHER WORKING LABORERS TO SWEEP, AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE CAEGAR DEPOSIT BOX.↗️ ↘️this is just true.↘️







