♣ mediated by @etheromaniacEgghead
-=[mme t oo x-)_☺]=-
>> Okay, ¡'m g1ad you're do¡ng a1r¡ght then, jackaડડ.
>> Hey, ¡'m juડt trynna make ડure you're a1r¡ght ^ ^;; that waડn't ma1¡c¡ouડ
>> Ton¡ght ડomeone much 1arger than me grabbed me by the ડhou1derડ Got ¡n my face And tr¡ed to ડhove ડometh¡ng ¡n my mouth. (A1arm¡ng! !! ¡ am f¡ne tho, ¡t waડ ડomeone ¡ know. Doeડ that make ¡t better or worડe?) Ent¡re1y unre1ated, ¡ a1ડo k¡ડડed ડevera1 peop1e ton¡ght! !! A 1ot haડ happened. ડo much to proceડડ. #unડurehowtotagth¡ડone #nડfw ? ¡t waડn't rea11y but that fee1ડ 1¡ke a ડafe bet.
｢kekeke~~ megane-san lives in a tunnel system dug by his otosan! baka...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otosan means father! referring to naked tosan... megane-san's lusus! baka means idiot, which mesqui-kun is!ლಠ益ಠ)ლ]
｢gyuh...another anchi. don't make me charge up my 超超キューティービーム...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: the chōchōkyūtībīmu is megane-sama's secret unihorn attack! anchi- or ANTI-MEGANESAMAS- are easily dispersed with this super super cutie beamu attack. (๑¯ ³¯๑)]
｢boy's love... what do boys have to be in love about!（￣□￣；）i've tried reading doujinshi like mister aayees' beaststock reproduction hive... tch. yama-nashi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyah! this post is #nsfw for content containing referencing xxxtreme material!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ)doujinshi is a special comic, published by east alternian mangaka- also known as "authors" in the western world! yama-nashi means totally lamesauce... tch is something cool meganedere guys like megane-sama say.☆(⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]
negative energy shall never cross this bubble negative energy is kept within the confinements of itself, never escapes, never possesses embrace positivity negative energy shall never step pod into my territory
I'm running this test again to see if the first time was just a one-off. Club react this post if you'd voluntarily let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon.
my sniiffers detect a liiar
₍^. .^₎⟆ Blehhh you’re ssoooo jelly !n the belly that ! have fr!endsSSSs꠹
xx_ygou_domt_understand._chow_must_be._so._good._reward_for_being_good_in_dis_situation_better_den_any_treat_xx
I need to use my fucking coping skills. If I keep acting a fool they're gonna put me back in.
People are assholes. Don't tell someone to jump. What the fuck is wrong with you? #cw-self-harm
>>>(When) will (They) all stop pretending!.. >>>(How) many was (It)... >>>(Stabbing) in the dark... >>>(Blindly) slashing... >>>((They)) crowd around in hunger...
Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!
xx_hokey_yah_no_i_camt_follow_da_masked_freako_chchow_NAWT_smart_enuf_to_decipher_wutever_he_talkin_abt_chchow_is_NAWT_a_good_detective_xx
Release Wroothe the oonly oone whoo is alloowed too hurt my sub is me he had enoough oof the gooood time already
‡ fucccǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«.... i want beef chow fun or broccoli beef....... fuuuuuuuuccccǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«ǁ«. chittr help. liǁ«e for chow fun, pity for broccoli..... ‡
....god Im such a horndog dude. I need to tone it back on the flirting a bit. It'd be easier if I wasnt fucking horny 24/7 though UGH. #nsfw #goddamnit
◌ With my schedule? I'd wear myself thin trying! ⧂
==i(made,SUCH,a,good,spreadsheet,today,it,was,epic(no,one,does,it,better,than,me,C:))
-=[ im already in a corner ! :-)_☺]=-
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Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
i would say yes but it would eat my lusus and also im in hiding so no
bro jus✟ mad cuz im lucky enough 2 have a chillax life wi✟h my homies and my family and only go✟✟a deal wi✟h si✟com level drama ins✟ead of figh✟ing for my life
"= i never thought i would end up mildly hemorebelistic, even as a joke. considering i was raised by a violetblood. and transported really early to space troll life. where the culture only gets harsher, but, hm, i did, and he finds it funny too. ="
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
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@etherxmxnixcEgghexd putting yxu in the fucking blender fxr thxt lmxx
new plxtfxrms xr txke xut thxt will lxst me 2 nights... yxu idixts xren't dxing xnything, help me decide hxte fxr txke xut, like fxr plxtfxrms, pity fxr 'yxu use yxur mxney bxdly'
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
𓋹 That Sounds Rather Intensive And Incredibly Sticky. 𓋹
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
Loser.