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"= stopppp pityhating my replies. i do that. that is. /my/ thing, i have had entire quadrantal relationships revolve around this vacillation. ="
Alright I'v3 b33n 3nough of a bum on h3r3 tim3 to g3t back to it. Lat3r 2tinkyy
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BULGE TOO FAT, CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT MY KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
wWw back from another fun night w my moirail <> wWw
2o what th3 fuck i2 up, chittrfolk? What2 happ3nin
Azcczuming makwzc an aczcz out of ucz thicz icz juzct a peek into my twizcted fuckimg pan follow for more at @czplendidSophiczt
VIOLENT REMINDER: CLURCH ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AT MINIMUM ONCE PER WEEK. CLISCORD, CLOOM, CLEAMS, AND OTHER CLIDEO MEETING ALTERNATIVES ARE ACCEPTABLE AS WELL IF YOU LIVE IN SOME BACKWATER
Of cOUrsE It wOUld! thE scrIptUrE spEAks As mUch AngEls 14:3 "And lEt All whO dIE by thE hAnd Of thE fAIthfUl gEt frOnt rOw sEAts tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl"
Gȯȯd ėvėṅiṅg! Busy day at thė ȯfficė but ėxcitiṅg ṅėw jȯb prȯspėcts havė hit my DMS!! ėXCITIṅG!!
If It wAs nOt fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl whAt wOUld hAppEn tO Us AftEr wE dIE? OthEr thAn tUrnIng tO slOwly dEgrAdIng spIrIts... I shUddEr At thE thOUght bUt fInd mysElf thInkIng On It mOrE As Of lAtE
Hey guys, new artefact drop is here!! - A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today
﹌ Hm. I ϡo believe I am in the throes of weϡϡing planning. However, my soon-to-be-husbanϡ is unaware. It's meant to be a surprise, right? ﹌
hey guys tell me if this SOUNdS mirthful enough: brothers ANd sisters of the gigglePews TOdAY we gather here to celebrate the beautiful ritual that is PoPPing various faygo FOURdIES ANd GRINdING our teeth on the WICKEd tasty uhhhh fuck i dONT knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww clutching my HEAd
Tf i2 up chittr
TAMAKI $TART$ OFF ROYGH BUT HE LEANR$ TO ACCEPT HARUHI THE WAY THEY ARE. THEY ARE TROLL HETGEM TO ME!! KYOYA REMIND$ ME TOO MUCH OF MY HIVEMATE.
IT'$ OFFICIALLY MY WRIGLGING DAY. TIP$Y A$ FUCK WATCHING TROLL OURAN HIGH$CHOOL HO$TVLUB AT MIDNIGHT I$ HONOUR OF IT!! !
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL ME BIG SAINT NICK THE WAY I GOT THESE HO HO HOS GETTING JOLLY ABOUT SITTING IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN LAP
i can mAkE OrangE rhyme with bAnanA.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS POOLSIDE SNORTING ANTS WITH TROLL OZZY OSBOURNE WHEN THE OPPS PULLED UP, DRAGGED THOSE SKINNY PRICKS FROM THE BACK OF AN ICE CREAM TRUCK FOR 24 SOLAR CYCLES JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN.
Anyone have good recipes for pork? My moirail got a bunch for cHeap and we're trying to find fun ways to use it. #advice
wOndErfUl OpEnIng sErmOn frOm pAstErrOr clEErA! I cOUld AlmOst hEAr thE whOlE spEEch OvEr thE chEErIng And scrEAmIng. thEsE lArgE mAssEs ArE AlwAys A bIt mOrE lIvEly thAn I Am UsEd tO #clOwnpOstIng
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHAWTY LET ME HIT BECAUSE I WAS LAYIN DOWN GOLD BRICKS FOR TROLL MANSA MUSA WHEN THE SEADWELLERS WERE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HYDRAULIC ENERGY. SHAWTY LET ME HIT BECAUSE SHE LIKES A MUTHAFUCKER THAT KNOWS HOW TO TURN BACKSHOTS INTO BACKBREAKING. SHAWTY LET ME HIT BECAUSE MY SUPPLY SO PREMIUM IT GOT HER THINKPAN LEAKING OUT OF HER EARS. SHAWTY LET ME HIT BECAUSE I GET SILLY STYLE ON A NOOK IN WAYS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE EVEN POSSIBLE. #nsfw
Deilya try not to flirt with every woman ever (impossible) challenge/silly//
I m/\de /\ se\/ere l/\pse in judgement thinking the timeline could h/\ndle /\ b/\nd being n/\med Orgy///
﹌ How is everyone faring this fine evening? }(OuO){ ﹌
« just saw drones fly over the clurch ... i wonder if they'd let a gal ride them, just a lil bit. »
If I Had The Technological Acumen I Would Use #specificposting To Doxx My Denterrorizer
"= it is pretty fun to provoke a reaction. my way of getting back a little. hah. :) ="
HėLLȯ ȯȯMFS!!! I havė lėarṅėd this tėrm aṅd plaṅ tȯ cȯṅtiṅuė tȯ usė it. HȯȯRAH!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD NIGHT GANG. RISE N GRIND. 💯💯 WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES. 🔥🔥🔥 LET'S GET OUT THERE TONIGHT AND STACK OUR DAILY BREAD. 💵💵💰💰💰😤😤😤
Next Time Some Random Number Calls My Palmhusk I’m Putting Them On With My Purrbeast. He’s So Talkative
《 21 followers? I didn't ever expect that many people to actually follow me.. I'm amazed that my thoughts can reach so much without me handing a business card. #followerspost 》
N.o°thing hits quite like when y.o°u are drinking a c.o°o.l refreshing Spite first thing in the evening #s.o°da
You look lik3 you could b3 my r3a2on to 2tart 2aying ‘it i2 what it i2’ on a daily ba2i2
Im not 2aying Id fold imm3diat3ly but Im alr3ady pr3 fold3d
Baby I took on3 look at you and forgot how to act lik3 a p3r2on
Hold guy2 th3 n3xt 23t of folk2 will roll in any minut3
Girl th3 mom3nt I 2aw you my judg3m3nt clock3d out for th3 night
Y'all! I forgot to m3ntion 3arli3r I got a photo 2hoot lin3d up 2oon. Gonna r3do thi2 2hitty pfp and tak3 a pictur3 u2ing a good cam3ra thatll pick up my tattoo2 and 2hit
Tim3 to g3t on3 mor3 workout in for th3 night b3for3 I cra2h Gotta burn th3 r32t of thi2 3n3rgy off DM m3 if you n33d m3 or if 2om3 crazy 2hit go32 down I wanna 233 it
"= who here. fucks with. mechs. i want to get in one of those at one point it fits a lot of my thematic elements. ="
DowN To AbouT 1500 StickerS Of MyselF. LamppostS CovereD In TheM ArounD My HivE.
Fiṅally gȯt tȯ 500 ȯṅ my Kult scȯrė!! Haha I lȯvė watchiṅg ṅumbėr gȯ up :3c
-7 Can you 6elieve there'5 troll5 out there that don't even ki55 their moirail5? How 6eglected mu5t they feel?? #quadpo5ting 2-
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა barkch nemesis.....
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
Fuckin #pump3d today L3t'2 233 if I can pu2h pa2t my PR again today #workittofailur3
"= well that was a fucking experience. ="
[begin chit] she beep on my boop till i- [error] implied content detected. cenzoring. #nzfw [end chit]
[begin chit] doez anyone have a good way to cir***navigate an overeager cenzor program. azking for a friend. [end chit]
[begin chit] i would never zpeak ill of an officer on board thiz zhip. however. there iz one who iz talking to me az if i am an ai chatbot. [end chit]
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
Rainbow drinkers can typically be reasoned with. Unless they're starving in which case I pray they make it swift for you. Ego sum ira Domini.
DISCLAIMER! your nightly reminder that this legislature varies by district and relative positions on the hemospectrum. join my petition to make it more legal for retail workers to use lethal force even if unnecessary
My interweb connection ix going inzane in the fleepbrain! Help! Help!
Was watching. “E.T” earlier from my. stash of real human. movies. It’s crazy how. the director got a real one I. thought the Empress and her. royal fleet blew up E.T planet like 30. sweeps ago : (
|< i hav€ n€v€r tri€d this combination as i b€li€v€ its not an option upon th€ automatic disp€ns€r machin€ of th€ courtblock. i will hav€ to look into this.
[|||] loving the hair!!! let's goooooo!!!
i wⓛnder hⓛw many cases ⓛf lusii adⓛpting a grub that dⓛesnt share their blⓛⓛd cⓛlⓛr there are, since there are sⓛme that can be sympathetic tⓛ yⓛur scent whⓛ dⓛnt have the same cⓛlⓛr as yⓛu
=( Good evening, Chittr. The evening breeze and various squeaks and shrills of the forest fauna rousing themselves for the night's animalhappenings has me in a favorable mood. Here's a bug fact to consider alongside your coffee: most of the blue butterflies you see are not actually blue. As opposed to being comprised of hemocyanin like the blood of an Indigo troll, or any other blue pigment, a butterflies wings have special scales that are angled in such a way to refract blue light. This has been a morning butterfly fact with Atlans. )
People who are obsesses with €elebrities may be less intelligent, study suggests.
"= 'read more'. hate hate hate hate. show everyone. my entire post. ="
"= my cupe, which is a ten foot tall floor to ceiling glass tube that gets mechanically pumped full of slime for the purpose of carefully timed sleep (and drained upon timer's finishing point) is looking really appealing right now. if not for the inane posting on here. but, for the fact that i for whatever awful reason, enjoy the activity, and definitely not due to my reliance on this system and the slime for any semblance of real sleep. BUT, it would be fun, to explore the idea of changing out the cupeslime tanks for other liquids at some point and see how it feels to stand in there as the doors close, ffffsssssssssssssssshhhh, gurgle. ="
GettinG ThaT #VictoryRoyale In TrolL FortnitE
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyone here ever had a drink of firegold? ]
an excess of lawwwwyers is actually called a bastard
=( Contrary to popular belief, "roly-poly"s or "pillbugs" are not actually a member of the insect classification. Technically crustaceans, they are more related to species such as pincherbeasts and scuttleshrimp. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
|< oh now th€y wanna hav€ a d€al of mutual accord |< this is gonna b€ fun #law
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logging of for now but my final quote "Tomorrow icsz an other day" this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
《 Update - Breakthrough - whatever. I just found the complete mothergrub of evidence, I will DEFINITELY win this regardless of this highbloods influence. #canthelpbutfeelsmug #law 》
°0 Cover up. You leave your pumper and vital organs exposed. (3-) 0°
your chestglo8es are so 8ig it makes me want to cull myself
⟅ put a stake through a rustie that passed the hive tonight. turns out he was our MAILGRUB! WHOOPS! #butterfingers #jobopening ⟆
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MY EX-MATE$PRIT BELLING ME UP LIKE I HAVEN'T HAD 13 OTHER RELATION$HIP$ $INCE HIM. MATE YOU ARE $O LA$T WIPE #KI$ME$LUT
|< #nowplaying unc€asing strif€ - th€ asc€nsion of a l€gislac€rator who r€ach€d to b€ a m€mb€r of €conomic matt€rs amidst th€ €mpir€
Any advice for someone who got thrown through a door? M'body hurts. A lot. And I wanna make sure 'm not in pain when I help again. Thank you.
WoW ! tuurns ouut violet text is really hard to read on dark mode ! oh Well. good luuck reading all my Wicked Whimsical Words everybody ! : )
#nowpwaying HATCHED2DANCE - HATCHED4YOU (no vestwi mix)
#nowplaying Daisy Bell - IBM 7094 & Hatsune Miku duet
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《 #nowplaying - no replu - SEATBELTS 》
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowplaying Love Like Anthrax - Gang of Four. ]
#nowplaying the blessed emily - emily montes ft snake 3
Fuck it l3t it
tell me youre fuckinm lame without tellinm me youre fuckinm lame
Just lost another patient! #killingit!
two wrongcsz dont make a eight this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
GOOd morning emPiiiire i got a feeling that its gonna be a WONdERFUL night the moon in the sky has a smile on his face and hes glowing a salute to the trollian race !!!oh boy its swell to say!!! !GOOd morning emPiire!
Liiiike hot Fries are Soooo yummyyyy Yes set My mouth On fire With your Passionate taste, Little fry.
Sorry lwk crashing out
(| hey what condiments does everyone like on their Tasty Treats? personally speaking i'm an open minded dude. Spicy Meat Mince, Grubsauce, Other Things. it's all good if it's on a good Oblong Meat Product |)
Anyon3 got any hot n3w workout tip2?
My manager. Would be thriving. Right now.
~° Statements typically uttered five minutes before your auspisticees try to kill each other behind your back. ~°
This auspisti€e shit easy.
Heyyy, so, Like-- what The FUCK did I miss
[|||] sorry but i don't let anyone look unless they take me out to dinner first
I might 8e a nurse 8ut im also a great unlisenced gynecologist
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I Have To Get Off Chittr I Have Shit To Do someone Watch Zestrum Im Leaving Him By His Weird Gallery While I Go Shopping And Then Do Bad Bitch Shit